I thought about it long and hard ( no homo) and I won't do any clopfic any more. Why you ask? Because every time you write clopfiction than Fluttershy cries. That's why! I'll still say things like oh their fucking in the next room but I won't go into any detail. And that's final. Besides my clopfic kinda sucks.

???'s POV

"Go my child. Do what I created you to do."

"Yes my master." I told it. I got off my knee to look at him. The large menacing werewolf still scares me just a tad bit. "Master Nightmare. Who am I suppose to dispose of besides David?"

"A Bass Strings. Also known as a Dustin. He wields some form of a soul weapon and he's extremely dangerous."

"Yes master." I told him walking out of the door. "Hah... hah hah.... hahahaha! I'm coming David!"

Dustin's POV

It was breakfast time and I couldn't ever completely enjoy it. Why? Celestia...

"Alright Celestia..." I told her to stop her nagging. "No I didn't see any Cold Iron. Honestly what am I looking for?"

"A large pony in black armor. From what I've been told he's the Pony of War."

"And you think an old man like me can stop him?"

"Your not that old. And only David can stop him."

"Than why do you need me?" Just then David walked in.

"I need you to help me get in for the kill. This time I take down Iron."

"I'm sorry David but... I'm a little lost."

"Alright. When I came to this world long ago their was another pony with me. And exact copy of myself. Cold Iron. All he wants is to kill me. Why? I don't know."

"David..."

"I've been going around time and space so he wouldn't find me. I can't fight him one on one because all I can do is read the future and he can summon any weapon at will."

"Listen to me..."

"Theirs nothing to listen to! I don't want to leave this time. I really like this world and the princess. But now were all going to die for it."

"God dammit David!" He stopped immediately.

"I-I... but..."

"Just listen. We'll take care of your monster friend/ brother. How much like you does he look like and don't spare any details."

"He's a brown pony... red hair... blue eyes... large black iron armor. Has a iron orb and he's a pegasus. Does that help?"

I looked out the window. "Well... it narrows down the search."

"What?"

"Incoming!" I jumped on the ground and covered my head as the large pegasus came flying in through the window.

"David!" it yelled. Alright. Guess that's him.

[No! Really? You think!]
{Fuck you.}
[Fuck you!]
{Fuck you!}
[Fuck you!}
<I outta kick you in the nuts asshole.>

Than the odd giant pony decided to stare at me for some creepy reason.

"Dustin... you must be... terminated."

"Oh god he's the terminator. Dammit David! I said skip no details!" He summoned what looked like harpoons and started stabbing at the floor under me. I moved back and dodged every time. "Whoa! Hey! Quit it!" I gave him a hard kick in the head. The pony stopped and dropped the harpoons. He then just stared at me.

"You hit me."

"Uh... David?"

"YOU HIT ME!"

"Run!" he yelled. I got up and ran with him and Celestia out of the back castle door.

"Alright man. Tell me how to beet this. Wait... hold on. Clementine!" I held my hoof up and the guitar came out the door as I caught it. "Alright tell me."

"We can't get in close for melee attacks."

"Dammit."

"That armor is also a problem. We need to strip him of it and then hurt him before he uses the bomb."

"Bomb? What bomb?"

"See that big orb in his chest?" He pointed to it. I nodded in return. "He'll pull it out and channel all his energy into it. The only way to stop the bomb is kill him or he decides to stop it."

"You know a lot. How many years has he been haunting you?"

"Since I got here."

"When you were a tween?"

"Uh... yes."

"Yikes. Alright." I patted him on the shoulder. "I'll handle this."

"I can help. I'll tell you when to strike and where." He handed me a headset. "Celestia doesn't want me in your mind. I don't think Alpha and Beta would approve."

"You can see my consciousnesses?"

"Yes."

"Hmm... Impressive. Alright. Go check on everyone in the castle." I put the headset in. "I'll babysit the abominable freak." Then a royal guard came out to face him.

"Listen hear..." started the guard but Cold Iron cut him, literally, into a bunch of pieces.

"Alright. Celestia. Go get Luna." She took off.

{Guys I need a hand!}
[So we can't get close! Big deal.]
{Than you transform into the weapon I'm best with.}
<Scythes?>
{Guns.}

The Clementine made electrical guitar sounds and transformed into two large caliber pistols. One white and one black.

{Don't see why I named you guys Alpha and Beta. Should have gone with Ebony and Ivory."
[Don't you even go their.]
{Just saying. Black and white...}
<Stop it!>

"Alright. Yo! Hey Iron!" I waved at the large armored pony who was smiling criminally and giving me the creeps. "Come and face me you little bitch!" He spread his large metal wings and began to float a little bit.

[Hey Alpha. You know what song we need?]
<I'm thinking Hellbent for Leather by Judas Priest.>
{That's the one!} I told them hearing the song in my head. I did a barrel roll to the right dodging the flying hulk and aiming my guns at him.

'BLAM!'

"Jesus! What do these fire!"
[Well it fires bullets made out of soul energy. And you have quite possibly the strongest soul ever.]
<We do have to cool every now and then but you know how to conserve shots.>

"Gah!" yelled Iron as the bullet nailed him in the ass. Damn. He's wearing that armor. But it looks like it still hurts though. I continued to shoot at weak points in the armor but I was just playing a wild goose chase. I couldn't see where he had any weak point. "You dare mock me!"

"Uh... yes! I dare!" I fired a bullet to his face where the helmet didn't cover but he summoned a large shield and deflected it Captain America style. "Oh... your based off of David aren't you?"

"Like a captain!" he yelled throwing the shield nailing me in the chest sending me back.

"*cough cough* Damn. That's one arm you got their. I bet you masturbate all day long. Not a woman wants you."

"Stop talking."

"Who was it you work for? Hmm? The Nightmare? That whore?"

"STOP IT!" he began stomping.

"Alpha Wave!" I merged with Alpha and fired bullets about 20x stronger and took pieces of his armor off. I got most of his arm and torso armor off with only a few shots. "Impressive. That's some good armor you got their buddy."

"I'll kill you then kill David. I'll earn my master's respect!"

"Why is it that you want to kill David so bad?"

"I don't need to tell pathetic scum like you." I shot him in the arm and he winced in pain.

"Wrong answer. Please tell me."

"We need his power. David is... special."

"And your cloned off him. Shouldn't you... ya know... be like best buddies?"

"Why would I like him?"

"Because in a way your basically brothers. Think about it. Fighting all the time. Yeah sounds like me and my bro."

"You don't know anything."

"I do know that your master is an evil spirit who focuses on destruction and is obsessed with the night."

"Hmm... you sound like you might know a thing or two." He went for a punch and I ducked below it and got behind him.

"Listen Iron. We could be friends. Just please settle down. No need to hurt anymore people."

"And who have I hurt?"

"That young guard I saw you murder a few minutes ago. He had family. Maybe a wife and kids. Did you ever think of that?"

"Shut up!" He went for a cheap shot by punching me in the gut. I quickly switched to Beta's power and when he punched me I heard his arm pop.

"Beta Zone. Sorry Cold Iron but your attacks can't hurt my defenses." I gave him a hard punch sending him rolling back. I love this. I mean... Alpha is really fast and I can increase my attack output. But I feel like the Hulk right now.

<Hey I'm of some use.>
{You are Alpha. Think of this... like Viewtiful Joe.}
[Except you can do a lot more damage Alpha.]
{Exactly.}
<In that case let's kick ass. Oh... hey. I think you knocked him out.> I looked into the dust storm to see Iron laying their against the rubble of the concrete.

"Dustin!" yelled out David. I turned to great him.

"Hey buddy. We did it."

"Without my help? Your amazing!" He said patting me on the shoulder.

"David why was he after your power."

"Because... the Nightmare can make an unstoppable army with it."

"Then can't you use it?"

"It doesn't work that way."

"Of course. Theirs always a flaw." He looked depressed. "Don't worry. Your not the flaw. They want to use evil power to harness your good power. Just stick with us and you'll get stronger."

"Not as strong as you apparently."

"I've been fighting for a long time David. I'll tell you about my Earth days later."

"Hahahahaha..." said a cold chilling voice.

"I hear laughing." I turned to see Cold Iron standing up. "Why is he laughing?"

"Bravo. Bravo. You've given me the feeling I was messing Dustin!"

"Gay?"

"The Hunt! I love it!"

"Yeah he's lost it." said David. Cold Iron wrapped himself up with a large black sphere.

"How can he use magic?!" I asked him. All the girls and the Doctor ran up to us.

"Get back guys." He told them. "Because Dustin. He's a..." We were cut off when 4 large black hooves came from the bottom of the bubble and large black steel wings sprouted from the top. The bubble left to show us a large black pony with a horn and large black armor with spikes. The red hair turned black and his blue eyes turned red. Blood red.

"... an alicorn." finished David.