I woke up in the middle of the night of the night. I know because of the large red '3:24 a.m.' on the alarm clock. Vinyl wasn't sleeping with me. Why? She's always by my side...

[What are you doing?]
{I'm waking up.}
[Alpha is still sleeping.]
{Good. We can practice. You see Beta I fused with Alpha in my fight with Big Red. You know the details. Anyways I want to try and fuse with you and work on my defensive skills.}
[That's a good idea but why?]
{Something feels bad. I just know it.}
[Instinct. Alright I trust you. You know what we need?]
{Breakfast?}
[A montage.]

I went to the bathroom real quick and in their I found Vinyl sleeping in the bathtub.

{Aw... she passed out while bathing.}
[Ew.]
{Whats so bad about it?}
[She's been laying in her own filth for a while now.]
{... Ew.}

I reached down and picked her up out of the water and pulled the plug out of it. I wrapped her in some towels and placed her on the bed wrapping her in the blanket.

"Goodnight sweetie." i said kissing her on the cheek. I swear she smiled.

[Aw... she so adorable I just want to fu-]
{NO! She's mine.}
[Jeez. Let's go train.]

I went to the gym down the road with all the training equipment inside already set out for public use. It was like they were training ninjas.

[Alright. You need to master your surroundings and how to defend against them.]
{So don't get hit.}
[Basically.]

I took in a deep breath and ran into the spinning pole machine getting hit by everything and thrown back.

[Alright. Back to step 1.]
{Aw come on...}

4 hours later

I was dodging everything in the gym. From the poles to the robots. (Yes they had technology. Not as good as it's going to be in one year but still very good.) Did I say robots? Yes. Kung fu robots. It sucked. But I prospered. I felt my connection with Beta growing.

[Come on Dustin! You can do this!]
<Come on!>
{Glad to see your awake sleeping beauty.}
<Shut your whore mouth before I rape it.>
[{HAHAHAHA!}]

I closed my eyes. I knew I could connect with Alpha on the spot but Beta was completely different. He was always cool on the battlefield and defensive at all times. I felt his soul right beside mine. Then the sparks that went between mine and Alpha's started striking. I felt us become one. (No homo!)

[Nice. Very nice.]

I looked down to see I was still silver shaded but in the mirror on the wall all the red in my hair turned blue.

{Alright boys! We're making progress!}
<We need badass names.>
[What?]
<Like a title when we fuse. Kind of like Super Saiyan or Devil Trigger.>
{I got it. Right now were in the Beta Zone. Alpha. Ours will be the Alpha Wave. Got it?}
<Yeah.> said Alpha wiping a tear. <You make me so proud.> Beta walked over and put an arm around him.

"I'm back!" I yelled out loud. Couldn't help myself. So I left Beta Zone and made my way home.

20 minutes later

I was enjoying my walk back to the castle. I saw the world in brighter colors. I swear if it was even more colorful I would do that Sunshine Lollipops song. When I got to the castle the guards quickly opened the door, pushed me in, and closed it behind me.

"Uh..." I couldn't see anything. Then the lights came on and every pony (My friends.) was looking angry at me (Except the Doctor and David for some reason. Hmm.)

"Welcome home..." said Vinyl. "...Dustin."

"What? Oh... AW David!" I said to him.

"I swear it wasn't me. It was Celestia." Damn you Tia and your mind powers.

10 minutes later

"... and then I just left the gym and came here. That's it. End of my story." I said finishing my speech. The only one moving was the Doctor who was clapping.

"Bravo." he said.

"Thanks. Now David. You obviously know more than you should. I want to know how you came back wards in time."

"I used a time sphere to come back in time since you changed the future."

"Aha! I knew it! David your the second smartest pony I know!"

"Who's the first?" I pointed to Doc. "Oh. Yeah. True enough."

"Sorry for scaring you when you came in." said Celestia. "Guards at ease." What? She was ready to kill me? Why? WHY!

"Vinyl." I asked her. "What do you think of this?"

"You lied this whole time."

"I had no choice. I couldn't just go around saying I was a species from another world."

"Yeah..."

"I'm sorry Vinyl Scratch. Will you forgive me?"

"If you take me out on a date."

"Oh deal!" I said pulling her in for a hug. All I heard was awes from the others. "Definitely."

David's POV

I saw Bass walk away with Vinyl. Before he left though I saw he had two little... Bass's on his shoulder. What the hell?

"Hey Doctor..." I asked him.

"You saw his consciousness too?"

"Is that what they are?"

"It appears Dustin's mind is shattered and in order to repair them he made other consciousnesses to handle it."

"Impressive." Celestia winked at me. Oh my... I wonder why she was so into me. Does she know my secret power?! Or does she know my past? God I hate it when they read your mind.

"Sorry. Bad habit." said Celestia.

"It's okay sweetie. Can we communicate with our thoughts?"

"We can with a spell."

"Do it!" Yes this is so much better!

'I agree.' she said. Excellent.

Dustin's POV

"So Vinyl. What do you really think about me?"

"I still think your a pony. I also really like Bass."

"I noticed."

"Who was Kay?"

"A very good friend of mine."

"Was she... close?"

"Yes."

"So what happened to her?"

"She was killed because of me."

"I'm so sorry!"

"I'm not. If that didn't happen I wouldn't be here." Technically I didn't kill her. Oh well.

<Kay... I don't know if I love her or hate her.>
[Hate.]
{Jeez... Uh... yeah... hate.}

"Um... this may seem odd but what do I call you?"

"Vinyl I have many names. Dustin is only a title now. However I think I'm growing attached to Bass."

"Okay. Good. I'm use to that name."

"Where do we go out to date?"

"I know this great place!" She grabbed my hoof. "Come on!"

"Alright!"

"Do we have money?"

"No but we have two princesses." I said gleefully.

Blah blah blah more talking blah blah blah date!

I sat down across from Vinyl at a table in some extremely fancy restaurant. She had her hair tied back and was wearing this awesome ass blue dress. The only bad thing was I had to wear this suit. This brown and blue vertically stripped suit. Actually it wasn't bad at all. It was actually really comfortable and Vinyl loves me so much I didn't have to wear a tie! Ties are THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!

[Drama queen.]
{Suck it. At least I have a date.}
<How about both of you put your tampons in and get this date going!>
[{Damn...}]

"You look amazing Vinyl..." I told her quietly.

"Thank you. I usually don't get to do this. No one really wants to be with me."

"What? Who doesn't want to be with you! I've read- wait... hold that thought."

"What?"

"Just a human story."

"About me?"

"Yes."

"And what was I doing?"

"Do you really want to know?"

"That's why asked isn't it?"

"Ooh. Got me their. You were just... uh... um..."

"Yes?"

"Eating waffles!"

"Oh I love waffles." Nice save. Then the waiter came up to us.

"May I help the beautiful mare and the gentleman today?"

"Yes." I started. "I would like... the uh.... Vinyl help me out."

"We'll have your finest dandelion sandwiches. Make it double. With tea."

"Oh excellent! I'll be right back." He took off quicker than I have to when I need to poop. That's a reasonable excuse.

"Nice save." I told her.

"Thank you."

"And a cup of tea! That hits the spot right it does." Oh god my old tongue is kicking back in. Oh I can't help myself when it comes to tea!

"How nice of the princess to get us this place."

"I know!"

"Tell me. What exactly happened to Kay."

"Oh... Well... way to kill the mood."

"Sorry."

"It's okay. We both came to Equestria and in that time I worked for Celestia. Anyways before I get off topic I made a few enemies and Kay sacrificed herself to save me."

"I'm so sorry to hear that!" The waiter came to us when i was talking and gave us our food.

"Thanks." I told him and he left. "Vinyl thank you for being so understanding."

"Your welcome love. It's just that you sound like your close."

"We were. Now she's in my home world fucking my brother."

"How dares she!"

"Tell me about it."

"Did you two... um.. fuck?"

"What? No! We weren't lovers."

"Oh... good." She had to look away to cover her blush. I levitated my tea and sipped on it looking out the window.

"Luna did a great job with the stars tonight."

"Yeah she always does! It's so pretty!"

"Not as pretty as you."

[Way to sound corny.]
<Hey if she blushes than it works>

Vinyl blushed this amazing red shade like her eyes and blinked a lot.

<Told you.>
[...Yeah you kinda did.]

She grabbed a sandwich and began to eat so she could change our topic. I began to eat but I spent the whole time watching her.

"Bass. You are the most amazing man I've ever met."

"Oh am I? No one else you have ever thought about?"

"The only guy I've ever cared about if your asking was my dad and the Doctor and Hindsight. I love my dad even though he's a bit of a jerk..." Tell me about it. "and the others are like family."

"Glad to hear. Now where do I fit in that?"

"What do you mean?"

"A father and a brother. What am I?"

"How about neither. Your more like... um..."

"A lover..." I finished her sentence. She stopped eating and stared at me with those amazing life like red eyes. It was like watching a sunset during an eclipse. Little did I know it but when we were staring at each other our faces were getting noticeably closer.

[Do it!]
<Come on Dustin! You better not fuck this up!>
{Watch and learn boys.}

I grabbed her and pulled her in for a kiss. At first she fought it a little but loosened up and embrace it. All I could feel was her lips and her hooves in the back of my hair. This wasn't like Kay's kiss. This was... like... a true kiss of someone who would never leave me. After a minute we stopped to breath.

"That was amazing..." She said letting go of my head.

"Yes you were." I looked around to see many people looking at us. "Alright! Yeah! Cheer me on people!" They all started clapping and cheering as Vinyl pulled me in for another kiss.

"Let's finish eating so I can enjoy my desert." said Vinyl.

"I sure hope you mean me."

"Well... your an exception."

"Aw... Hahahaha!"

"Hehehe!" She has a cute laugh. I like it.

"Yeah... let's finish this up." I grabbed my last sandwich and began chewing on it. She did the same and we finished that and our tea staring at each other.

"Stop your embarrassing me!"

"Me stop! Your the one enjoying the eye candy." She blushed again and finished her sandwich before me.

"I win."

"What? Wha- AW! Tricks? Really!" I put my last piece in and swallowed standing up from the table. "Man... alright. I need to use the men... I mean colt''s room." I walked to find the bathroom only to be turned around by the manager. "Sorry." I said walking past Vinyl. "Wrong way."

[AWWWW YYYEEEAAAHHH!]
{Liked that did ya?}
<She's the one man.>
{Don't say it like that.}
<Why?>
{Because if you do... *sniff* than I will never want to go home...}
[But Equestria is so much better!]
{Yeah it is... Well... Vinyl here I come.}

I finished using the latrine and washed my hooves walking outside. Vinyl waited for me and got up to walk away with me. We didn't need to pay since we got a reservation. All I have to do for Celestia in return is make sure David stays in tune. Something about a Cold Iron? I wasn't listening. All I heard was 'Blah Blah Blah He needs you blah blah blah Iron blah blah hates David blah blah don't die blah.' I got every blah on the spot.

[<Blah blah blah blah fuck Vinyl blah blah>]
{Blah blah blah okay.}

We got home a little late but still we got to see everyone before bed. The Doc gave me a pat and Derpy cheered muffins for some reason.

"You two look great together!" said Octavia. "Only if I could find a guy."

"Don't say that Tavia." I told her. "If I can get a princess, who's an alicorn, a date I can help you."

"Thanks." I grabbed Vinyl and hugged her closely.

"Alright. We'll be off." I looked around and didn't see Lyra, Bon Bon, or Hindsight. Hmm... No princesses either. "Night everypony."

"Good night!" they all chimed. Creepy.

Vinyl put me against the wall and took in another deep kiss this time with tongue.

"Thank you Bass. I've never gotten this close to anyone before."

"And thank you Vinyl for changing my life for the better." I grabbed her and carried her to the bed. "Do you want to wait?"

"Uh..." She had a very heavy blush and her back legs closed. "If you don't mind."

"Not at all. I would never rush a relationship."

[You liar!]
{Okay Bass that was Twilight's fault. Not me.}
<Alright then Static. Why did you still fuck her?>
{It wasn't me! I didn't control Static! I only saw what he saw.}
[Right. I remember that. Twilight forced it on us. Is she the problem?]
{Usually.}
<It's settled! We fuck Vinyl in front of Twilight so she never messes with us again.>
[{Settled!}]

"Help me with this..." she said trying to get out of the dress. I pulled it off of her with magic and hung it up in her closet. I took off the suit and hung it up beside it. "... I'm ready for bed."

"Me too." I got in beside her. "Goodnight."

"Goodnight." She kissed me and laid her head down.

{This feels so... right.}
<It does.>
[Well... look on the bright side. It can't get worse.] Que heavy dramatic music from the Dark Knight. [The hell was that?]
{I don't know. You said it can't get worse.} Que music again. {The fuck?}
<Guys stop saying that!>