Let's see... I'm pretty sure that their should be a season 3 starting late 2012. Honestly this whole Apocalypse thing had better not happen. I need my ponies!

'HAHAHA!' Alpha began laughing again.

'So you find this funny?' I asked him.

'I didn't know a pop tart could die like that.'

'Stupid candy people.'

'I hate sweets.'

'Don't we all?' Then a identical version to me walked out behind a tree from the dream world.

'Just you. Come on! Why don't you eat any?'

'You can. You have a mouth don't you?' He had black fur and hair and the red was brighter. Other than that he looked a lot like me.

'I'm going to try that. Oh hey. Time to get up.'

'Alright.' I left the candy dream and woke up in my bed. Vinyl was still asleep on my chest and looked over at the alarm clock. It went off quickly after I woke up. Good timing.

"Morning." said Vinyl rubbing her red eyes. "Is it 8 already?"

"It is. I need to get to the bathroom." I got out of the bed and went inside the bathroom so I could... do business with my body. And by that... *sigh* alright there isn't anything funny about telling a lie to cover your poop. When I was done I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror. There was a small me on my right shoulder.

'Hey buddy.' it said.

'Hey Alpha. Did you eat?'

'I did! You were right!'

'Glad you liked it.' Then we both heard this CREEK noise. 'What was that?' I asked him.

'Nothing.'

CCCRRRREEEKKK

"Shit!" I said out loud as I fell through the floor. I landed in the living room somehow. "Oof!" I crashed right beside the soft couch and landed on the glass coffee table.

"Are you alright!" cried Octavia.

"I'm fine Tavi. Just... I think this house is old." I pointed to the hole I made. "I didn't do that."

"I know. We need to get a new house."

'Great.' I said. "Wait! Alpha! I have an idea!'

'Let me hear it.'

'Alright. Hindsight loves Celestia. Right?'

'Yes.'

'And we need a new house.'

'Oh my god your a genius!'

'Thank you kindly.'

"Octavia I have a good idea!"

Hindsight's POV

I awoke due to a loud crashing noise and what sounded like someone grunting in pain downstairs. I decided to check it out.

On my way down I heard talking and what sounded like a couple of giggles.

"Alright. I'll do my deal. You do yours." said Bass.

"Sure thing." She offered him a brohoof as to which he accepted.

"Uh... who fell through the roof?" I asked them.

"I did. Now come with me Sight. We're going to see someone." He told me.

"Who?"

"Consider it a blind date." He told me. With who?

"With who?"

"It's a blind date." Right. Duh. I knew that. He then ran upstairs and came back down later with his guitar. "Ready?"

Dustin's POV

'Alright. Alpha what's the quickest way to Canterlot?' I asked the voice.

'I'd say... teleportation. Don't forget that your a unicorn now.'

'Right.'

'You think this plan with Sight and the Princess is going to work?'

'Nope! But let's hope for the best.' I turned to the white unicorn and put a blindfold on him.

"Whoa! Hey what gives!" he yelled.

"Just trust me on this one." I grabbed onto him and teleported myself to Canterlot. I just need Octavia and the others to convince Celestia to come to the restaurant. "Alright. Now I'll take you to the place for your date."

"Bass I'm confused! Come on! Just take off the fold and tell me where to walk."

"I know Canterlot better than you." I told him. I pushed the lucky guy into a building saying 'Best fancy food in town!'. It had better be. I put him in a seat and waited a few minutes.

"Bass. Can we go home now?" he asked me.

"So you can watch TV? No." Then Vinyl and the girls came in with Celestia. She took a seat across from him and winked at me. I made a motion for her to talk to me later as to which she nodded. "Alright. Hindsight ready to meet your date?"

"Who would want to date me *gasp*" He stopped when I took the blindfold off of him. He sat their heart-struck and frozen with excitement. Yes. He was excited. That's seems like the proper word to use. "Celestia? Your here!... but I... Your..."

"Shh It's okay Sight. I came here to meet you." Yes! "Your a very nice pony." YES! "I have been thinking about you for a long time." FUCK YES! The girls grabbed me and started to walk outside.

"No wait! I want to see what happens!" I tried to get their attention but they were looking in each others eyes. We went outside and took seats at the benches. "So know we just wait?" I asked them.

"Yes. You saw how they looked at each other." said Octavia.

"Right. Seems like it's going to take a while." I put my head back on Vinyl's shoulder and decided to talk to Alpha.

'Alright Dustin. Let's think. You did just put together yet again another couple.'

'It's what I do.'

'How do we know this is going to work?'

'We don't! That's the best part!'

'... Uh...'

'It's okay Alpha. I give it... about... 24 minutes.'

24 minutes later

Celestia and Sight came out of the restaurant talking to each other and sharing a laugh.

'CALLED it!'

'Shut it.'

'Aw...'

"So when do we get a home?" asked Derpy.

"One does not simply get a home." I told her.

'Thanks!' was what Hindsight mouthed to us. Then they teleported away.

"No no no no!" I tried to stop them. "That's not part of the plan."

"I may have told her a bit too much." said Octavia with a giggle.

"I said only tell her to date Sight! What more could you tell her?"

"The entire plan. She said some pony in the past told her to date Hindsight and she wasn't going to pass this up."

"Jeez. I just hope their going to work out." I began to think to myself.

'Want some lunch?' I asked Alpha.

'Kinda. Let's all grab a bite then go to the castle.'

'Good plan man.'

"Hey guys." I told everyone "Let's all get some lunch then visit them."

"Sweet." said Derpy. "But who's paying?" Uh oh. I don't have any money.

"I have an idea."

1 long walk and lunch later.

We finished our food and none of us were capable of paying. I told them all to wait outside while I handled it.

"Alright sir." said the Cashier. "That will be 47 bits." What the fuck!

"Alright. Hold on..." I pretended to reach for my wallet when I noticed the potions in the room behind him. "Hey can I get a love potion to go?" I asked him.

"Sure. Wait here." Oh thank god that worked. He went into the back room and I ran outside leaving a note on the counter.

"Come back here you crook!" he yelled behind me. I left him an I. O. U. What more do you want? Well... besides real money.

'Run boy run!' yelled Alpha. I made my way back to my friends and we all took off towards the castle.

"Was this your plan!" yelled Octavia.

"*pants* Only about half of it." I said.

"What do you mean half?" asked Vinyl. Then the royal guard appeared in front of us stopping us. With them... Celestia and Hindsight.

"Theirs the other half *pant*" I stopped running. Now that I got their attention we can talk. "Hey Princess."

"Hello..." Come on. Use your mind reading powers on me. "Bass." Good job. "Hindsight was just telling me how your group was in need of a better home and jobs." I couldn't help but smile sheepishly.

"You know me so well." Maybe she remembers me. Then again me from the past. She winked at Sight (AAAWWW YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!) and teleported us all to the castle. We all landed in the throne room.

"Please make yourselves at home." said Celestia only looking at Sight. I waved at her and stomped the floor a few times not getting an answer.

'She's ignoring us!' said Alpha.

'I know! Maybe she won't mind if I do this?' I walked over casually to a vase and knocked it down shattering it. All the guards gasped and looked at me. She, however, didn't move a muscle.

"Castle Crashers!" I yelled. No one moved at all.

"Bass. I expect you to clean that up." said Celestia.

"Yes ma'am." I said going to the closet grabbing a broom and dustpan.

'Nice. Real nice.' said Alpha.

'Shut it!'

'Be careful. Trollestia sees all.' he warned.

'As long as I don't have to go back up to the moon. Was I seriously up their for a thousand years?'

'Are you an idiot?'

'Maybe.'

'I don't know. I think we were.'

'Excellent!' I finished sweeping up the mess and used my magic to put the vase back together.

"Good job Bass." said Vinyl. "You really were a top performance."

"Ha ha. So funny." I looked over at Celestia and Hindsight. "For the love of all that is holy!" I got on my knees. "Just kiss her already!" They both looked at me finally and back to each other. "Come on..." I said to myself.

Sight moved a little closer.

'Come on Sight. Finish it!' said Alpha.

'Do it! Do it! Do it!' Celestia moved a little closer to him as well. They were locked in each others eyes.

"Celestia. I have never felt this way before." said Hindsight. What did they do when we weren't around?

'I don't know.' said Alpha.

'What did I say about reading my thoughts?'

'Can't help it.'

'Alright. I think Big Mac is super attractive.'

'NNNOOOO! Stop! Your filling my head with images!' he cried

'... you have a head?'

"I haven't felt love in a very long time." said Celestia.

'Oh right!' I said in my head. 'She's thousands of years old!'

'She must have found love before!' said Alpha.

'...'

'... I feel like an asshole now.'

'Please. No one has felt the cold hand of love like us.' While we were stuck in your head conversation we forgot to pay attention to the action right next to us.

"Hey what do you guys think of... Oh my..." They were definitely french kissing. "Well... Your a boss Sight!" I yelled before being dragged away by my other friends. "What gives?"

"Let them have their fun." said Octavia.

"Yeah. Fine. What do we do now?"

"We explore!" said Vinyl.

... 'This can't end well.' said Alpha.