Yes! Back on track! This is going to be so awesome! Dustin is back in the game and this time with a clear conscious.

I got out of the hospital early for good behavior. No LOL JK! I had Vinyl and Octavia carry me out in a cello bag. Victory my name is... hold on. I looked down to see my cutie mark changed AGAIN. It shouldn't do that! Now it was a guitar with double quaver note on it. I love the bass guitar! I am now Bass Strings! Yes!

"Almost there." whispered the DJ. If I make it out of this I am so hitting on that. Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Maybe we can play some Homage! (If you don't get the fallout equestria joke than that's why you should read this caption.)

"Quiet." said Octavia. We made it out of the hospital and they made their way outside. "Hindsight where are you?" asked Octavia to her self. Then the white pony came around with a carriage.

"Get in." They did as was said and they put me in beside the window and Vinyl got beside me.

"Unzip me please." I asked her. She used her magic to unzip the bag I was in an the carriage took off for some destination unknown. "Thanks for getting me out of there guys."

"Welcome." they all said.

"Now why were you falling in the sky?" asked Octavia.

"Well..."

20 minutes later

"That was the most amazing story I have ever heard." said Vinyl. She kept looking at me like she admired me. Sweet!

"Yes. Hindsight have you gotten around the princess yet?" I asked him.

"No! How do you know about me!"

"Like I said I was in the future and past."

"So Bass. Tell us more about yourself." said Vinyl. Octavia stopped looking out a window. I am now an official background pony. Wonderful! This is great! Now I'm no longer the star! Hip hip hooray!

"Let's see. I am a unicorn who came from far away. I made the princess mad and Hindsight. You caused a time paradox releasing Discord from his stone prison. He sent me back in time in which I defeated him. At a cost. I am still partly in the past so no one knows me and I lost my guitar." I thought to myself for a second.

Flashback

"Fuck you!" I threw the guitar away.

End of Flashback

"Yep. Discord did it. He took my guitar away." I let out a breath of relief knowing that everything would end up good. Yep. Not a thing will go wrong. The carriage stopped and we got out to a large flat somewhere in the back of Ponyville. Must be there place. Sweet!

"So Bass." asked Octavia. "Do you have anyplace to stay?"

"Sure I-" I chocked on my breath and thought to myself. "I-I... I don't."

"You can stay here!" said Hindsight. We pushed me inside and closed the door. The place was far bigger than the house I was in. Inside was Derpy Hooves and Doctor Hooves? Huh. Oh... OH! I see! Hooves! Like Mr and Mrs. Cake! Mr. and Mrs... Hooves? OH GOD!

"Hello traveler!" said the Doctor.

"Hey Doc."

"Glad to see you remember me."

"Finally someone who remembers me!" Oh thank god.

"Well most of you. You do look different since last time." What? Did I change again? Yeah I have white fur and a different cutie mark but what could be so bad? Where's the mirror?

"Hey Scratch. Where's the mirror?"

"Bathroom down the hall." I ran down to it and looked in the mirror. My eyes were bright red and my hair was spiked black and red. Oh my god... I look like a badass! Shit just got real! Also I wasn't as white before. More... Gray? Or Yellowish white. Something like that. Still I'm pretty cool.

"Your right Doc. I do look different."

"I might add better." he said.

"Thanks." I just noticed something. I have nothing! No suit of armor! No money because I gave what little I had to a hobo and no home! I had better work something out with the girls here. Vinyl is nice... No no no! I can't do that! She is too cute and innocent to be with someone like me and... Wait. I haven't killed anyone yet! Oh shit I'm innocent! I can turn a new leaf! Hallelujah!

"You alright Bass?" asked Vinyl. "You look like you just found out the greatest secret of you life or something."

"Right... Hehehe... I did nothing wrong is all."

"Oookay. We don't have any spare rooms." she said. "Sorry."

"Nah don't sweat it. Couches have always treated me right." I jumped on the loveseat and felt my stress leave my back. And side where I had stitches.

"Don't sleep there!" said Vinyl "I mean... don't you want a bed?" she said with a blush. Octavia gave her a pat on the back and whispered 'Good Luck.' She blushed some more and pulled her glasses down so I couldn't see her red magenta eyes.

"You offering me your bed Vinyl?" I asked her.

"I-I uh..." She tried to say something but couldn't so Derpy came over.

"She says yes." putting a comforting arm around her. Vinyl closed her mouth and waited for my answer.

"Of course I will sleep with you. I owe you anyways." She had this look like I told her the news of her life. Say your in a hospital with cancer. The doctor comes in. He says you'll live a long and healthy life. That was basically her face. Has she never been with anyone before?

"Thanks!" she said quickly dashing upstairs. I heard her and Octavia giggle. Girls will be girls. I looked over at Doctor Hooves and made a motion so I could talk with him in private leaving Derpy and Hindsight to have their conversation.

"So Doctor. Derpy huh?"

"Yes. She is by far the most amazing and bubbly subject I have been with." Well that explains the bubbles on her rump.

"Great! So since I'm in the past everything's still the same right?"

"Well... Not really." he told me. Oh no.

"What? What!"

"The other you and your friends here. Static and whoever else... they don't exist now."

"What! How is that possible!"

"The Paradox erased all things you impacted."

"Then why is the world still intact?"

"This world was always real. You were just the first to find it."

"Okay. So no friends. They didn't have any kids... and what about the Elements?"

"They have been living their lives like normal. It's as if you never came here to begin with." I let my body just rest. So now everything's going according to the show. Well... now I have 5 new friends. That's it! We shall now be the main cast! Background ponies here us roar!

"Alright. Time for new beginnings?"

"That's right." he said. This isn't so bad... you know? *gasp* The mane 6 don't know me! Meaning they don't know what to expect! Perfect revenge ideas being created in my mind as we speak. Excellent.

"I'm tired." I told him yawning.

"Alright. See you later good pal." I went upstairs. Octavia left her room door open and she was taking her bow tie thing choker off. She turned to see me and squealed while running to close to her door. I then went to the next room which had a blue door and a large record painted on it. Vinyl Scratch here I come. Or should I say Cum? AH! AH! *sigh* I'm not going to fuck her on the first night we met.

I opened the door to see her already on the right side of the bed. Her glasses were on the dresser and she was silently sleeping. I quietly made my way over to her and got in the other side of the bed. Not a sound was made that night. This felt familiar. Like... true love? My heart was pounding and my body was quitting on me due to fatigue. Not even Kay made me feel this way. Huh... I've been looking for love in all the wrong places.

I closed my eyes for one second and opened them to see Vinyl laid out beside me and snuggling me. She was so adorable! Just one kiss! NO! I need to stop thinking like that. Just let her sleep. *le gasp* She took advantage of me! Clever. Very clever indeed. Time for sleep.

I was in a candy land of some kind. Ugh I hate sweets. I looked over to see a bunch of candy people.

"Hi I'm Strawberry Tartcake." She was a pop tart?

"I'm Randy Raffle." Oh I get it. Black waffle with a lisp. And guess what more of them kept on coming.

"Look everyone! Flesh!" said Strawberry with all her candy friends. I kicked a large candy cane knocking it down and picking it up as a weapon.

"Back! Back! Back you frosted freaks!" Before I could destroy them and eat their remains I felt something pull me out of my dream. I woke up to see Vinyl's head further up my chest and she was hugging around me. This exactly what I want a woman to do to me when I go to sleep. Guess what Kay never did. Anything as cute as this. Then her alarm clock went off waking us both completely up.

"*yawn* Morning." I said.

"Morning."

"Sleep good?"

"Yes! Some of the best sleep in my life actually."

"Me as well. Did I make a good pillow?"

"What? Oh!" He face went to a fast red. "Don't tell anyone please!"

"I won't on one condition."

"What is it? Anything?!" She said begging. Time to close the deal.

"You let me sleep here again tonight."

"Oh yes!" she threw her arms out wanting a hug. Of course I accepted it. I may be a psycho but I never pass on a free hug.

"Great." I kind of want to go back to that dream. How many cavities can you get when you eat an entire group of candy people? Let's find out. 1... 2... 3...

"Let's get up." she said forcing me out of the comfortable bed. She made the covers and grabbed her glasses.

"What are we going to do today?" I asked her.

"We're going to see Pinkie Pie. She has a gig available for me."

"Oh! That's right! Pinkie is the party master! I need to get a new instrument."

"You play Bass guitar right?" she asked.

"Yes. Don't forget I can play all guitars! You know... Bass, Acoustic, Electric.. you name it."

"That will go great with my jamming." She said jamming! Hahaha! I always wanted to hear someone else beside me say that.

"Alright! Let's Jam!" I finally get to say it! Fuck yes! I love you forces of all that is good and righteous. I love you!

"Bass your crying." said Vinyl.

"I'm just so happy." I was telling the forces how much I love them. Of course I'm going to cry.

"Aw... thanks then." She grabbed my hoof and we walked into the hallway slowly. I bumped into Hindsight.

"Did things go good?" he mouthed to me.

"It went great! Your now my new best-est best friend ever!" I mouthed to him. He smiled and nodded accepting his victory.

This is the best thing that has happened to me since I came to this demented world. I picked up a chick in just one day! And I can get back to playing guitar! Or Saxophone! It's a fact that the saxophone is the sexiest instrument ever. I also know drums, tambourine, chimes, and keyboard. It's good to be musically talented like me!