This is the first fucking time I have been able to connect in like... fucking days! I fucking lost my signal to the internet because it rained like a bitch and to top it all my labtop crashed! Fuck! Now I can get back to fucking work on this story. I guess. I really want to throw a comment out to Blahblahblah for helping me think of a new story. So uh... thanks.

Sight's POV

I was sleeping in my apartment in Canterlot. I couldn't stop dreaming about the future. It's my gift by the way. Yesterday Celestia sent that one pony named Shadow to the moon. She changed the course of the future and time itself. I need to fix this. It's my job. I am Hindsight. The pony with the probability alteration of changing the future.

'Beep Beep Beep!' went of my alarm.

"Shut up!" I yelled throwing my hoof onto the snooze button. 8 already? Man...

I stood up and looked at myself in the bathroom mirror. I was white with blue eyes, brown hair, a matching horn to my coat and a cutie mark of an eyeball with an hourglass for a pupil. I took a quick shower and looked out the window. I could see the castle looking straight down on me and inside is Celestia who is without a doubt the hottest mare around. Who doesn't want a big flank like that?! Too bad she'll never settle for trash like me.

"I need to convince her to bring back Shadow. If I don't then a terrible war will begin." I said to myself. I just need to remain calm and talk to her. It can't be that hard.

10 minutes later

"No." said Celestia.

"Please princess! Their is trouble in the future and it's going to happen because a revolution is going to happen since you banished him!" I told her.

"Dustin is a menace. All he's good at is stopping wars or causing them." she told me. I looked down to think to myself. "Listen Hindsight. I know of your gift, but I can't dare bring him back. My subjects are at risk."

"And your dead in the future Celestia! How can you protect your subjects if you don't exist!" I told her. She closed her mouth and began to think to herself.

"Perhaps you are right. Thank you for the advice Sight." I blushed a little. "Let's talk more later. Too many people around to get a good word in." I looked around and she was right. There were lots of guards and ponies waiting to come in. I wander how Dustin is holding up.

Meanwhile on the moon...

I was playing the guitar that the robot sent up to me with it's transportation abilities. I'm on the moon. Only one good song for a time like this.

"And I think it's going to be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone"

Back to Sight.

Oh god it has to be torture! I don't think I could be on the moon for a thousand years. I need to talk with the Princess later and clear this all up.

A few hours later

I was making my way to the castle till the captain of the guards stopped me.

"Halt. Celestia is expecting someone." Guess he doesn't know who I am.

"I am Hindsight." I told him.

"Oh forgive me! We've been on tight security with the lunatic on the moon and all." He said moving his staff. "Please go in." I gave him a smile and made my way to the throne room.

"Hello Sight." said Celestia.

"Hello, your highness."

"Oh please don't be so formal on me." she said blushing. "I don't know how we can control the future. Well you can but I think we can find a way without Dustin."

"He doesn't affect it. I just don't want you to die. Their will be a terrible war in a thousand years. I need to stop the bloodshed." I told her. I just don't want to see anymore death.

"Then I appreciate your concern for me. Listen Hindsight. I know that you want to make the world a better place but will a man who kills to survive really make it a better place?" asked Celestia. I hadn't really thought of it. What if the future already in plan was better than the one I'm trying to make?

"I don't know." I told her. I really don't know anymore.

"Fine." She said. "I'll bring him back. But remember... all chaos brought from him is on your head." *gulp*

"Thank you." She stood up and her horn began to glow. Then Dustin was seen sitting on the floor holding a guitar in his hooves.

"Hello." He said calmly. "It's been a thousand years already?" he asked.

"No you were banished yesterday." I told him.

"Who are you?" He asked.

"I am Hindsight. I brought you back Dustin so the future could be a better place."

"You mean you just rewrote the future? It doesn't work that way dude!" he yelled. "What if you cause another Time Paradox!"

"That's the plan." I told him. He put his face in his hooves.

"But what if-" he started to talk then all of the guards from the castle stormed in.

"Halt! How dare you go against your banishment!" yelled the Captain.

"Now look Shining Armor..." started Celestia.

"Guards arrest him!" he yelled. Dustin stood up and looked at Celestia.

"Tia you didn't give me back my wings." he said.

"I know. I'm just thinking..."

"Celestia this is the time to act and help me out here." he said. He was slowly walking away from the army of ponies.

"Guards..." started Celestia. "Put him in the Dungeon." she said.

"What?!" I yelled.

"You bitch!" yelled Dustin taking off for the window. He jumped into the stained glass and held onto a piece which he used as a board of some kind to make his way down the side of the castle. The pegasus guards flew after him.

Dustin's POV

Celestia that bitch! I knew she wouldn't forgive me. And for fucking what?! I saved her sister and her land! She should be kneeling to me god dammit!

"Stop now!" yelled one of the guards. Hmm... No. I grabbed my guitar and slammed it on his head.

"Get in tune!" I yelled at him. Another one appeared on my left. "Strum on this!" I yelled nailing him. The glass I was sliding on was actually really fun. Too bad it was going to destroy the art of Celestia's castle. Oops. I care so fucking little.

"Dustin Shafer! What do you think your doing!" yelled a familiar voice behind me. I turned to see Twilight.

"I'm escaping!" I yelled to her. "Your lovely princess back stabbed me yet again!"

"I can't help that but you need to give up!" she yelled. Let me think about this. The ponies will fear me... and if they fear me... they will want to kill me. I might need to give myself up and let the executioner do his job. Obviously Celestia has no need for me anymore. The glass I was riding started to break as I neared the bottom. I jumped off it and landed in a pile of hay.

"Don't move." said Celestia who teleported to me. She was accompanied by her guards. I got out of the pile and held my hooves up.

"So this is it? Your going to kill me because your scared off me isn't that right!" I yelled at her.

"I just don't want you hurting anyone else."

"But I never hurt anyone to begin with! The only person hurt was me... after I lost Kay." I lowered my head so they wouldn't see me cry. I haven't shown any pain for the past months and I need to keep it bottled up.

"*sigh* Let him go." Celestia said to her guards. I got back on my 4 hooves. "I'm protecting you Dustin. Think about it... what if the ponies fear you?"

"Then they try to kill me."

"That's right."

"Then I'll watch myself." Hindsight teleported beside Celestia. Huh... those two look like they could date. "Thanks kid." I said patting his head.

"I'm not doing this for you." he said. Aw. And I thought I had a new friend. "I'm doing this for the princess." he said. Yep. Pussywhipped.

"And your gratitude can never be repaid." said Celestia nodding at him. He was blushing. D'aww.

"Alright then." I don't know what's going to happen. This idiot just rewrote the future? He's going to cause a paradox and if I know my stories, and I do, then it's probably going to revolve around my death. "You two love doves done?" I asked them making them both blush. Well at least nothing has happened yet.

"HAHAHA!" laughed a maniacal voice. Ah... shit. "I must thank you two." said Discord hugging Celestia and Hindsight. "This paradox has released me from my stone prison. Like you rewrote time." he said walking to me. "And this time I didn't cause the paradox."

"Discord. What are you doing man?" I asked him. Everyone else was scared. He stood beside me but we didn't look at each other.

"I'm just happy to be out. That's all! Say... how's that little redhead?"

"You know the answer to that."

"And you know what's going to happen next?"

"Are you going to try to get every pony to kill me? or are you going to destroy the entire world?"

"I think I'll do something new. What do you think of plan D Celestia?" asked Discord to the princess. How the hell did he get out anyways?

"That's a great idea." Oh no. No no no. He's going to change something around me isn't he? Like last time! He snapped his fingers and I felt my self started to get pulled into the vortex that appeared above me.

"You fucker!" I yelled. The sign I was holding on to began to slowly break. "No!" I lost my grip and began to fly into my eminent doom. "Damn you guys! Especially you Hindsight!" I yelled at the small white pony. "You couldn't just let me live on the moon could you!" He lowered his head and Celestia defended him.

"Your the problem. He's just trying to save us all."

"Go Fuck yourself!" And with that I left. I felt myself just flow like time. Oh great. I fell like Ash from the Army of Darkness. You know what? I am! I am the time traveler! Oh fuck yes! Sure I don't have some creepy old bag lady attacking me but I did just tell Princess Celestia to go fuck herself. That's as good as it's going to get. I looked over and saw my guitar floating.

"Well... buddy." I said to the inanimate object. "It's been fun." I grabbed it and slammed it on the edge of the blue portal I was in sending hourglasses and clocks everywhere. The guitar and I went through the large crack I left and I found myself falling out of the sky.

"Ah fuck me! I hate you guitar!" I yelled throwing it away. I know I'll just l fly and wait I never got my wings back! Bitchtits! As I fell I looked at the world. It was more... tan? Orange? No. Old fashioned. That's it. I'm in the past. I wonder how far. I looked down to see a pool of water so I held my front hooves out to dive. When I landed in it I quickly made about 15 feet depth in the water. I looked around and saw all the fishes. Gob bless cartoons.

"Are you okay?" yelled a green pony wearing a bonnet. It's Granny Smith. Or Apple Smith? Hmm. I must be pretty far back. She doesn't look very young though.

"I'm fine." I said resurfacing. "Just one of those days."

"How did you get yer self up there?" What? Oh right. Earth pony now. Hah. I'm an Earth pony. From Earth. Hah hah.

"Very carefully." I told her.