It's been a month since the day I've managed to get into my first fight in Equestria. It's been a while since I had gotten into one of those, but I managed to find my world turned upside down with all the allegations made against me in court.

Yeah, that happened.

I was taken to court by the bastard who handed my ass on a silver platter. All on the account that I had, quote-unquote, sent out others to beat him down. So not only was I charged, but so was Maud, Blinkie and Inkie. And that's when the shit really hit the fan. When he mentioned those three, their father had gotten involved, showing the judge some pictures of what had happened to his youngest daughter by the plaintiff.

When I had saw the pictures in court, I was more than willing to be charged with an additional 'aggravated assault'. And when they had placed my pictures into the mix, the judge waived off the charges, stating that Inkie, Blinkie and Maud were all 'coming to the defense of a protected species'.

So after our charges were waived, they then charged Caramel with abuse, obstruction of justice (being that Pinkie was an Element Bearer at the time), threatening the life of a protected species, sexual assault, two counts of aggravated assault, bringing false charges into court, stalking and jaytrotting. By the end of this circus, I was battered down physically and mentally, I suffered from daily headaches and nosebleeds that came out of nowhere, Twilight sought after my medical needs on the daily and Caramel was sentenced to a composite forty-five years without parole.

To say in short, this past month had really been a downer on me. I've been caught up to my neck in press and interviews, had it up to my head with doctor's appointments and never had a moment's peace.

And to top it all off, I haven't had a good fap in ages.

I had awoken early in the morning, staring at my ceiling as I contemplated the various evens that had transpired in my five months of being in Equestria. From day one I had become a hermit, staying in my room because of my desire to stay disassociated with society. One week later, I had to walk around the town naked due to a wardrobe malfunction.

I knew that the ponies were completely used to being in the nude but what made it a culture shock for me was that I was not used to being apart of nudist society. That said, I was covering up every step of the way. And the moment that the ponies started seeing me in clothes, they felt uncomfortable because of the implications that clothing had provided... To their society, that is. My society sexualized clothes, but only when it was at bare minimum and revealing as much skin as possible. But start walking around the city of Austin naked, see if you don't get any odd or lustful looks before you get taken to jail.

But I come here and boom, nudity everywhere. There's literally armies of dicks and pussies marching up and down the street with only a subtle sway of their tail to hide it all. This society was so desensitized to the aspect of being nude that wearing clothing became a fetish. The more you wore outside, the more they questioned what you were hiding. Then when you started to strip down to your undies, then they'd become massive horndogs. Strip any further and you'd be having sex right there. I guess that's the thing about being here, everyone at first saw me as a complete tease. But since then, when I've shown myself to wear clothes on the regular, the amount of odd looks I received had started to dwindle.

And with the massive media circus that happened this past month, I ended up becoming a sort of model for Rarity clothes. Tabloids ran rampant with articles of what I was wearing, or questioned how I could wear such suggestive clothing. I wore a pair of shorts with a t-shirt and the whole nation was clamoring for more. I had started to get some rather confusing fan-mail about how kinky it was that another species was wearing such immoral attire in public.

But to be fair, only Ponyville was widely aware of my existence and had gotten used to it.

After but a few days, I had started to get some rather disturbing mail from various mares and stallions, saying what they wanted me to wear next, what they wanted to do to me if they had paid me a visit, how bad they wanted to see me naked. It was flattering... but unnerving. Since then, Twilight had made a royal decree that all mail of the aforementioned nature were to cease and that all current letters in the pile would be burned.

Which led me to yet another one of my more, for lack of a better word, outstanding issues.

There was no porn, there was no internet, there is a town full of sentient equines who exhibited as wide of an array of emotions as humans and could express their consent to engage in more explicit acts, they walked around naked all day and there was a mare-to-stallion ratio of about four-to-one.

It's been five months since I've even gotten off. And my time was dedicated to six mares of the opposite sex. Hell, just last month I managed to find myself trying to take a peek of what hid behind Twilight's tail and I'm still getting nosebleeds from the thought.

I know she's a different species... but desperation can make a man do some shit.

For the past five months, I woke up with raging semis and have yet to find any time to combat the issue. In the mornings, I'm running off to run some errands with the girls. Now add the sexual tension I get from being associated with that of the opposite sex and multiply that by six. And by the end of the day, after I get home, I only have enough energy to make it back into the bed. After I hit the bed, that's it. I'm too tired to even focus on jerking that I'd sometimes nod off and wake up about fifteen minutes later, holding my flaccid dick. So after all of that, I finally surrender and go to sleep. And then the cycle repeats itself.

They say that insanity is defined as doing something perpetually and hoping to yield a different result from the previous failures. Well, I can gladly assume that I will get this right one day and that I will, for the first time in 5 months, bust a nut. Starting now.

So here I lay, my dick standing proud and tall like a mighty obelisk erected in defiance of the land around it. My hand slowly inching towards my lower abdomen. Teasing myself, I lightly tickled the ridges of my abdominals. Witnessing my body's response, I see that my erection twitched a bit, swaying for a brief second before becoming dormant once again.

If I'm going to do this, then I'm at least going to make this jerk the best damn jerk I've ever had.

Quietly moaning, my hand inched closer towards the ridge of skin that sank into my pelvis. I started to imagine-

Myself killing whoever was at this damn door.

Deciding to ignore the person at the door, I decided to concentrate on the matter at hand. My body tingled with anticipation as my hand slowly-

Closed itself into a fist and quickly slammed into the mattress I laid on top of.

Deciding to wait a bit to see if there was going to be another knock, I had started to find myself growing out of my mood. After about a few seconds, I had came to the conclusion that whoever was at the door had left. Continuing on, I rested myself once more and began where I had left off. Closing my eyes, I could see-

Myself writhing in agony as I threw a pillow over my head in frustration. "THE FUCK!?! Who is it!?" I screamed, muffled underneath the pillow.

"Now Ah don' told y'all about that swearin' nonsense, didn't Ah?" Applejack chided from behind the door.

I just... I just wanted to fucking beat my meat in the morning. Is that too much to ask for? "Arrrgh... sorry." I groaned out angrily.

"Look, we just wanted to invite you out! If you had plans-" Rainbow Dash sounded off before I had cut her short.

"If you two are going to do some sort of competition, I am not judging jack sh-" I didn't wanna hear Applejack's mouth. I was in no mood for it. "...ship."

"Actually," I heard a light, whispery voice that resembled Fluttershy call out to me. "We were going to go out for a picnic. And there's no need to feel left out. You won't be the only guy there."

Following her was a snobbish, crackly voice that definitely belonged to Discord. "Fluttershy dear, I really don't think it's anywhere near necessary to speak about him being with other guys."

"Well, I for one can simply say that it would benefit him greatly if he was to have an accompanied male presence for once, considering that he's been so raveled up with the six of us mares." Rarity added.

"Well yes, I can completely understand your outlook on the situation, Rarity. But what I can't seem to understand is the fact that this door is still closed. Perhaps I should alleviate that situation for us."

My eyes opened wide as I pulled my head from underneath the pillow and covering myself with the sheets. "Don't you dare break down that door!"

"Break it down? Ha! I was merely suggesting that the wooden fellow would so kindly remove itself from it's hinges and walk off."

Knowing this guy, that was a definite possibility. "No, not that either!"

"I'm going to do it!"

"NO!"

"Discord!" Fluttershy exclaimed sternly.

"Oh poo. I won't do it then."

I finally felt myself become relieved at a possible disaster being averted. If he had done what he wanted, then that door would've been halfway across town by now. But what had happened next was just as bad.

"Whee!"

Suddenly out of nowhere, my door broke wide open, letting in a blink blur that stopped at a dime on top of me while I was still in bed. Pinkie Pie had entered the room like a high speed battering ram. "Morning, Nondie! How ya feeling this morning? Are you excited for what we've got planned? Are you? Are you? Because I know that I'm excited and I definitely wanna spend some time with my favorite human!"

"I'm the only one you know." I deadpanned as I hid myself underneath the covers.

Giggling and snorting, she gave me a long, gripping hug. "I know. But I just can't thank you enough for what you've done for me just recently. I could remember it like it was sometime last month-"

"Pinkie, can you please-" No... You stay down. No boner. Not now. Not... DAMMIT!

"Ooh! And little Non-non wants to say hello to Pinkie too!"

The shit I put up with. "Pinkie, I need some time to get dressed."

The pink pony that stood over me turned red as she thought about me dressing into some clothes. Instantly, she backed away from me, leaping off the bed and letting me finally regain some of the air she managed to squeeze out of me. "Sorry! So sorry!"

"Pinkie Pie..." I heard Twilight call out from the hallway with a correctional tone. "What have I told you about barging into someone's room?"

"But Twilight, Discord had already knocked."

"Out. Now." Twilight ordered as she levitated the pink mare out of the room and ushering the others further down the hall. After doing so, she came back to close the door...

Only she didn't exit the room.

"Um... Twi."

Blushing, Twilight turned away from me so that she didn't get a glimpse of what I was hiding. "Look, I'm not gonna be in here for long. I'm here to apologize about the mess from this past month."

"You're fine."

"No. I'm not. This was completely embarrassing. I even had to clear up the mess that the tabloids made about me having you as some sort of stock-colt."

I quirked an eyebrow, unsure of what she was talking about.

"Stock-colt. You know, a colt or stallion used for relieving purposes; a consort."

"Oh!" Well that's a bit awkward. "Oh... oh, well... um... okay."

"I just want you to know that you aren't some sort of animal, nor are you a servant of any kind. You're my friend... and I want to keep it that way."

"Oh. Okay." I answered plainly.

"What's wrong?" She asked me, starting to give all of her attention to me.

"Nothing. Nothing's wrong." I clarified.

"You sure?"

"Yeah! I'd be more than happy to be your friend. I just thought we were like that from the start."

Twilight started to prod at the ground below her. "Well... I kinda wanted to know something... Are you happy?"

I scoffed at her question, thinking that it was rather silly of her to question my state of happiness right now. "Yes. Why you wanna know?"

"...It's nothing." She said after a moment's hesitation.

"No, speak up."

"It's fi-"

"Speak." I insisted, hoping that she'd tell me what was on her mind.

"...So as you know, it will be another three months before the portal to your world opens up. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have taken over the project entirely since Cadance is busy handling the political affairs of Equestria. And I'm busy with my own overseeing of the internal matters of the state as well as looking after you. This past month may have placed me back a few weeks, but I'm still able to handle everything. As far as you... I've started thinking..."

She left me hanging for a second. I had to nudge at her to get her to continue. "About?"

"...Oh, sorry. Zoned out there. But I was thinking... maybe..."

I offered to speak, but instead she summoned up a scroll with the royal seal emblazoned upon it. I took the parchment and read what it consisted of. To my complete shock, I had come up to a part that should've caught my attention as soon as I had unfurled the scroll.

We hereby acknowledge Nondis P. Haines as a legally declared citizen of Equestria under the process of naturalization.

Stunned, I looked back over to Twilight.

"You weren't supposed to know about this, but I've already gotten the signatures of Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance and my own. All you need to do is sign where it says your name at the bottom, and you're an official member of Equestrian society. You'll be one of us."

"Twilight, where did this-"

"I've started on it since the second month you've been here. After that night I had gotten really... inebriated."

The night my shirt was filled with chunks of her dinner. She's been planning this since then? "Wow. So... you're... inviting me-"

"To stay." Twilight finished as she played with her hooves, looking at me nervously.

"...I... I can only say that I've really appreciated my stay here. But..."

Twilight head dropped slightly, though her ears had shown her sadness more than anything else. "I understand."

Wanting to clarify my reasons, I carried onward. "It's not you guys. I love it here. Really, I do. There's nothing more that I would like to do than to stick around a little more. But I do have a family... Not one of my own, but a mother and father, an older brother who's getting married pretty soon, a younger brother who's going to his junior prom this year... a friend I really need to apologize to."

"I get it." She said as she levitated the scroll away from me, poofing it out of existence. "But the option is still available if you ever happen to change your mind."

I got out of the bed and walked up to Twilight, giving her a tender hug. "Twilight, you're fine. And I appreciate what you've done for me up till now."

"Nondis..."

"I really mean that."

"No, Nondis. What are you wearing?" She asked me sheepishly.

Looking back to myself, I saw that I was still wearing nothing but boxer briefs on. I was just lucky to hide myself while Twilight had shifted the others out into the hallway. But it was still embarrassing for her to hug me while I was so underdressed.

"Whoops! Sorry." I said as I jumped off of her. Looking to cover up, I ran back towards the bed and grabbed the sheets and conceal myself.

Twilight was just stuck in place as her entire body seemed to have changed into a lighter shade of purple. Her wings stood out as she fidgeted and twitched, stuck in zone.

"Twilight?" I called out to her, finally snapping her out of her daze.

"...I'm gonna go now."

"I'm gonna get dressed now."

Twilight bolted out of the room, slamming the doors behind her. "Be ready in two minutes."

Shortly after the morning's usual embarrassment, the girls, Discord, Spike and I made our way down the road and to Ponyville Central Park. And after our arrival, we had set up our spot and sat on a large blanket that Rarity had made in her spare time. Applejack had brought some rather delicious apple-based goods to the picnic. Pinkie had brought a few games for us to play among a basket of balloons, that only floated away as soon as she sat it on the ground. Rainbow Dash drug a cloud from above and used it as a makeshift couch, Fluttershy had brought her hellspawn... I mean pet, Angel Bunny, whom I appropriately call Lucifer. Twilight carried something that resembled a diary with her while Spike brought over some chocolate chip cookies he made.

And then Discord gave one life as I chomped into it, causing it to scream in utter agony.

After we had decimated the food and finished goofing around for hours at a time, the nine of us relaxed and looked to Twilight, who opened the large journal.

"Okay girls, you know what time it is."

Feeling like the odd-one out, I felt that it was necessary to know what exactly she was talking about. "Time for what?"

"Well, doi!" Pinkie mocked. "This is the time where we read each other's personal thoughts on our time together. Nothing about friendship lessons, nothing about saving the world..."

Rarity continued from where Pinkie left off. "This is all about bonding with one another on a more personal level."

"What it also helps us do is to be aware of one another's personal thoughts, good or bad." Fluttershy added.

"Nothin's left'n the dark." Applejack stated.

"No secrets kept from each other." Rainbow Dash said as she rose off of her cloud couch.

"And if there was something wrong, we'd start to talk about how we could resolve the issue. And we'd support each other each step of the way." Twilight finished.

Honestly appalled at the possibility of going through each other's personal lives, I felt myself instinctively cringe at the possibilities of what could be disclosed. "Wait a second! We don't need to hear about everyone's more... intimate problems."

The others just looked amongst each other before bursting into a laugh, leaving me perplexed.

"No, that's not the case at all." Discord corrected as he poofed in behind me, flicking my ear down. The next thing I heard was something that sounded similar to a toilet flush in my head. "I think you need to get your mind out of the gutter."

While I waived him away from me, Twilight clarified what was really the deal with that book she held. "No. It's more of anything we want to share with each other. Funny stories, serious moments, stuff that's safe to read around foals. Anything really sensitive doesn't get recorded in this."

"So you're still going through each other, but at the same time, the more personal thoughts are kept secret."

Pinkie giggled. "Yeah, but that's where the real fun starts."

And now they have my attention. "...I'm interested."

"It's a sort of game, if you will. Though our thoughts have to be free of illicit content, we still leave up to question of some of the juicy details of the journal." Rarity happily squeed.

"And the writer is kept anonymous, not even writing the names of those involved or the signature of the author of the entry." Fluttershy added in a low voice.

"An' the entire group has only one guess to get it right, or else it's saved up till next month." Applejack added to further my knowledge of the rules.

A fun little game of secrets and we all have only one try to figure it all out. "Oh. I see now. You vote as a group on who it was who wrote the entry."

"Precisely!" Spike happily confirmed as he opened the journal to a random entry. "And as usual, I will be reading entries as a means of fair play."

"Don't you write any entries, Spike?" I inquired.

"No, but I am there when they are written. Only to make sure that they don't go back and try to edit or read the passages. So with that being said, let's get started."

"Wait, so you know who wrote what, right?"

Spike rolled his eyes at my question. "I don't look when they write the passages. Yes I do know that each one of them comes by to write one, but I don't know what they write, being that I don't stand over their shoulders when they do. So it's left up to interpretation.

"And as an added bonus, you can throw off the entire group if you know it was you who wrote it. If you can successfully persuade the group from knowing it was you, then you're spared until the next time." Rainbow Dash explained further.

This game just got a little difficult.

"But before we start, we must adhere to the tradition of the game. Whoever's entry is correctly guessed, must truthfully and honestly come before everypony, saying the word 'shamed'. That pony must then explain their story. All under the oath of the sacred Pinkie Promise."

In unison, the entire group of girls followed a series of motions as they chanted their mantra.

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

An interesting little twist to what I've come to know as 'Cross my heart, hope to die'. But then again, their's does sound a little more friendly to the ear. I guess I could settle with that.

After an hour, the girls and Spike have trudged through about nine entries, two of them being the anonymous. The first anonymous entry was stating their contempt for someone in the market that embarrassed them so openly. Shamed out, Fluttershy explained about a particular incident where she found herself so humiliated by a pony who charged her twenty bits for a cherry. Since then, her kindness had been very extensive to others, but becoming limited to that one guy. Pinkie and Rarity fully understood what was going on, as they were there to witness it. Eventually, she finally realized that holding on to a grudge like that, especially to someone so pitiful as him, was not going to change anything, if not make things worse. Finally putting the incident in the past, Fluttershy hugged the others. Meanwhile, Discord seemed to have wandered off somewhere. Probably in search of the guy in the entry.

I sure hope he takes his sweet-ass time.

The second entry was something that involved a date. She found the stallion as a pretty good friend and amazing companion. But her interests weren't in stallions at all. Shamed out, Rainbow Dash stood out and explained that she had went on a date with a guy named Thunderlane. Her only issue is that she didn't have a romantic interest in the guy. As she went further to discuss what had happened, she openly admitted that she just didn't find ponies attractive.

Quite an odd quality to have. I wonder what she does have an interest in.

As for now, the day had started to show signs of surrender to that of the night. The sun started to set into the sky and the clouds turned from white to shades of red, pink, orange and yellow. The six ponies were starting to feel themselves become a little more exhausted.

"Hoo-wee! Ah've had my share of fun!" Applejack said as she packed her belongings.

"Leaving already?" Fluttershy asked. "We still have one more entry to read."

"Yeah! I wanna know what's next!" Rainbow Dash said as she casually hovered in the air.

"Go on, Spike. Read the next entry. We'll call it quits after that." Twilight advised as she summoned up yet another journal. Instead, this one had all of the cutie marks of the girls arranged around hers and a golden horseshoe. I know that I see her with it every now and then, plus I see it lying around the palace sometimes. Usually, I'd just take it to her and tell her not to be so clumsy with it.

"Hey Twi." I called out. "What's with that book? Is it another journal for the game?"

The purple princess shook her head. "Actually no. This is our Friendship Journal, where we record some of our most valuable life lessons inside of it. And as for the bookmarks, they notate key areas where each of us have learned a valuable, life-changing lesson that we've managed to pass on to others."

I shrugged my shoulders. "Oh. I guess that's cool."

"You know, I'm surprised." Twilight said.

"Why?"

"The six of us have made our own entries, Spike has managed to make a few, Discord and the Cutie Mark Crusaders have even jotted down maybe one or two. But I can't seem to find any entries from one pony in particular... or should I say one person."

Blinking with bewilderment, I tilted my head and pointed to myself. "Me? Write an entry?"

"You didn't think I had left this lying around for you to see it just because I forgot about it. I was hoping that one of the times you've returned it to me, you'd actually write something."

"But... I..."

"Haven't you learned anything while you were here in Equestria? It's been five months."

"N-No." I stuttered. "I-I learned a lot. A hell of a lot, pardon the language. It... It's just that I didn't know that I was supposed to be writing in it."

Twilight sighed haplessly. "Well when you get back to the castle, I'll sit you down and have you write out an entry. Deal?"

"Sure, I guess so."

Spike cleared his throat, making sure that he had all of our undivided attention. As soon as we all looked to him silently, he started to read the final entry.

"Anonymous entry. I've started to become more interested in him as the days went by. The way he speaks to others as if he didn't have a care in the world, his sense of humor, his laugh, his smile, his touch. Our every union seems to grow us even closer. I know that he sees me as something different from what I am, but we both know that our hearts, different in their designs, is that we want to explore what it means to break the barriers of being of a different species. I know what I feel. And I pray to Celestia that he feels the same way."

My jaw dropped at the confession made to me. I felt my chest pound at the speed of sound, nearly rocketing into my throat as I choked on my response. My words became a noose tied around my neck, suffocating me as I tried to find the right words to cut me loose from this silence.

The six mares blushed loudly as they all looked to me, then to each other. After a moment of silence, they had started to deliberate on who said what. Spike seemed to have grown a bit quiet as well from reading that passage. I was still petrified. As the conversation started to grow louder, I felt my chest burning, unsure on who could say a thing. I mean, I knew that a primary candidate for that would have to be Pinkie Pie, considering what had happened a month ago.

But that's just the problem. That entry could've been written from over a month ago. And if that was anything to go by, then it would definitely be Twilight.

Did she just start this game to confess her love for me?

"Time's up!" Spike shouted, startling me out of my line of thought. "It's time to vote. Who do you think was the author of that passage."

The worst thing about it was that they had only one chance to get it right. And even then, the person could throw everyone else off-track. That said, they could easily shift the blame to someone else.

But then I had realized, Fluttershy and Discord were different. Considering that he was made of many animals, Discord also became a suspect of being the subject to romance. And then there's Spike, who's a dragon and could be seen as adorable, in a creepy, I-need-an-adult kind of way. All three of us weren't exactly ponies. Plus there was the revelation from earlier that Rainbow Dash didn't have an interest in the equine species. The possibilities are endless.

Though it is safe to rule Spike out on this one.

The six mares grew silent and stood expressionless. "We have come to a decision." Fluttershy whispered.

And here's the part where they could throw someone under the bus.

"...Twilight Sparkle." The five other mares rang in unison.

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS HER THE ENTIRE TIME!

Twilight looked at the ground, not even daring to look in front of her, where I stood. "...I didn't write that. My shame has yet to be revealed."

Suddenly, all the elation I felt had tail-spun into a corkscrew and crashed head-first into the ground, erupting into a ball of flames. I didn't know why I had felt crushed, I just did.

"Non-Non, are you okay?" Pinkie asked me, walking up to me.

"Yeah. I'm fine. That was all just a tad-bit suspenseful. I was hoping that we could see who it was that liked who."

Fluttershy flew over and gave me a brief hug. "It'll be alright. To be honest, we never gotten two right in one go like today. If anything, we should be proud."

"Plus, we've got until next month to find out. You could always find out who it was in between readings." Rainbow stated as she started to fly towards her end of town.

"It is getting rather late. I suppose that will be all for today." Twilight said as she finally looked away from the ground.

I just quietly said my own goodbyes before starting my way home. As I proceeded to walk away, the other grabbed my attention.

"Nondis, could you be a gentlecolt and help me fold my blanket?" Rarity asked as she grabbed one end of the red and white checkered sheet.

Quietly, I complied with her request. Shortly after, I started to follow after Twilight. While she said her goodbyes, I had noticed that Discord had recently shown back up, earning a discerning look from Fluttershy. He threw his arms in the air and shrugged before they too started to make the long journey home. Spike had volunteered to escort Rarity to her place, leaving me with Twilight alone.

We never talked on our walk home.

After a bit, I've finally found myself laying in my bed, quietly thinking about what had happened in the park. Why was I so excited to think that Twilight had actually liked me? I mean, I sorta like her, but not enough to be with her, I think. Or maybe I was wrong. Maybe I do like her. Is it because of the fact that she had resembled Melanie so much? Her intellect, her cunning, her snark, her optimism, the way she worries about the little things. But she wasn't nearly as funny as she was. Maybe I was starting to see her in Twilight and have started to grow to her as a response. If that's the case, then I can't go any further than friendship with her. At that point, I'd be seeing Melanie rather than Twilight.

Why did our relationship go so wrong?

Right, I had aspirations to join some fraternity, wore a dress and a g-string all during Hell Week, I was made to kiss her feet in front of my frat brothers and she had a fit over what I was doing. Words were exchanged and I had said something I didn't mean to say. Since then, I haven't seen or heard from her.

I forsook a friendship that could've turned into something better with time, all for wanting to be popular for the first time in my life. I took the blue pill and wanted to live an awesome college fantasy instead of facing the reality of what I was and who I was.

Yeah, I made a huge mistake.

A soft knock sounded at my door as I stared to my ceiling. "Who is it?"

"It's Twilight."

Feeling a bit lazy, as well as insecure, I stayed in my bed, calling back out to her. "What's up?"

I heard a frustrated scoff at the door. "Look, can you just come here?"

Taking a deep breath, I decided that it was time for me to face her again. Walking to the door and opening it just a crack, I peeked outside and saw the lavender alicorn standing before me.

"What's going on?"

"I should be asking you that. Sneaking around doors and whatnot..." She paused to see that my body was well hidden behind the wooden door. "Are you... naked?"

I opened the door wide to reveal that I was still in the same clothes I wore since the picnic. "Does this answer your question?"

Twilight sighed in relief as I stepped into the hall. "I was about to say. Well, follow me."

She started making her way down the hall, leaving me to wonder where she was going. "Um..."

"You, mister, have an entry to write in my Friendship Journal." She said as she telekinetically pressed me forward.

After only a minute or two of walking, we had stopped in front of her doors. In my case. It was the first time I had come here since the time Twilight took a bottle of liquor to the head and gotten herself shit-faced.

It would've been funny if it wasn't for the fact that she was very depressed about Flash rejecting her.

Opening the door, she waited for me to enter. "Journal's on my writing desk. You can feel free to write anything you want."

I walked in and looked over to the other side of the room, where a small desk with a quill and a tiny cup of ink awaited. The book laid open on an empty page.

"Hey just one question before I begin."

"Yes." She said as she closed the door behind her.

"Why are we doing this in your room, where we could've easily done this in mine?"

"Because every time I'm in your room, something awkward happens. Plus I needed to talk to you about something."

I sat myself at the desk, starting to twiddle with the quill. "Is it about the thing from this morning?"

"No. It's not. You've clearly expressed your desire to return, so I will not stand in your way."

"Then what is it about?"

Twilight gave me a playful smirk before levitating the cup of ink below the quill I toyed with. "How about I tell you after you finish writing your lesson."

With a childish groan, I felt myself revert back to the days where I was in grade school doing homework. "Yes, mom."

While she chuckled and stood over my shoulder, she watched my hand as it traced out each letter. The intricate, yet subtle strokes of my hand seemed to piqued her interest.

"I just don't understand how you write with those. Hands are so floppy and flimsy."

"I don't see how you can write with your mouth. You'd get drool and shit all over the paper." I shot back as I continued to write about one of my times here in Equestria, more namely, my first party.

"One, I am not a foal in training. We know how to write without drooling on the paper. It's something we've learn to do with time and training. Two, I'm a unicorn by birth, which means that my penmanship is very neat and legible because of my magic."

"So? You still drooled on the desk when you have to write with your mouth. The worst you can do with hands is scribble."

"Shut up and keep writing!" Twilight said, sounding defeated and annoyed.

So I guess that point goes to me.

As I finished with my passage, I signed my name while Twilight gave me a cheer. Rolling my eyes, I looked back to her. "There, miss teacher. I finished my homework."

A small giggle escaped her lips as she picked up the book and started reading. "I can't wait to read what you've put down."

What I actually wrote: In my time here in Equestria, I've learned that when others do you a major favor, your best option is to humbly accept what they did and to give appreciation. I remember where- Blah blah blah.

What I wanted to write: What I've learned in band camp is...

While she seemed invested into what I jotted down on paper, I was still interested in what she had wanted to talk to me about. "So..."

"So what?"

"You were talking about something that you wanted to say to me when I've finished."

Watching the purple mare jump in surprise, she reorganized her thoughts. "Oh right. Well, I was wondering about your headaches. Did you have any more of them today."

To be honest, I had a few and they weren't that bad. At least not as bad as the first few days where I couldn't even look at white paper. Which added to my misfortune when I had found out about my getting sued. "No. Not anything substantially bad."

"And your nosebleeds? I know you had one at the picnic when we had started to play some of Pinkie's games."

"I'm fine."

"Are you sure? I mean, I could-"

"Twilight." I walked over to her, hoping to stop her from being neurotic about my health. "I am no worse than I was when I first got here."

"Yeah, you say that. But I just want to make sure."

Joking around, I poked her in her side. "Really? So how would you feel if I was going to start poking around your personal business?"

She giggled as she politely pushed me off. "I'd be fine with it. Just as long as it doesn't get too personal."

"Yeah, but how about if I did it everyday?" I asked, repeatedly poking her everywhere my hands could get to.

As she started to back away, she started to laugh a little louder. "Nondis, okay! Stop, I'm ti..."

At that moment, I knew what she was going to say. She knew what she was going to say and stopped before it had fully gotten out. But it was too late now to avoid it. I was going to take advantage of every sensitive spot she had.

Leaping over to her, I lightly brushed my fingers against her hooves and at the base of her wings, tickling her as she wiggled and pleaded me to stop. "You gonna stop worrying about my headaches?"

The purple pony princess giggled as she tried to worm herself out of my reach. "Cut it o-ahah-out! Hahahaha! I can't bre-hehehe-athe!"

"No mercy for the nosy princess!" I shouted back as she continued to struggle against me. Twilight was on the verge of tears, a few of them starting to unknowingly streak off of her face. Her hooves playfully kicked and flopped as I continued to punish her.

"Hahaha! I command you-hahahaha-to get off of me-hehehe!"

"Make me!" I shot back, still taking advantage of the space under her wings.

Twilight then stopped laughing and levitated me off of her and raised me up. As I was about to get back up, she tackled me and laid me back down. She stood breathlessly over me, eyeing me with a vengeful glare. I attempted to move myself, but found that my arms and legs were bound by her magic. At this point, I knew I had fucked up.

"I'm gonna make your regret that!"

Since then she started to poke me in my nose with her hoof. "Boopies!"

Dammit, Twilight. Quit being cute. "Ah! Stop!"

"No mercy for the invasive human!" She stated, happily pressing my nose like a button. "Boopie. Boopie. Boopie."

Shifting my entire body weight, I found myself able to press against her, booping her back with my nose to her muzzle. Instantly, I felt the bonds on my arms and legs become loosened and I took the liberty of holding her still.

"Ha! I got you now!"

She didn't say anything. She didn't respond. She just stared back at me with a rather empty look. Her face seemed to have turned pinker as she looked down and away from my eyes. I had figured that something was wrong.

"Twilight, you okay?"

She answered me quietly. "I... I..." Finally getting her thoughts together, she spoke. "I didn't write that last journal entry."

Confused, I wanted to ask what she was going on about. "Twilight, what are you even-"

"But I really wanted to."

Caught completely off my guard, I felt myself pressed towards the floor as a pair of purple lips unexpectedly sank into mine. Her soft lips nearly crushed mine as she sought my response. The sweet scent of lavender filled my nostrils as she inched me back down to the floor. With every inch I fell, her push became desperate. And when my back became laid to the floor, I gasped quietly, unwittingly opening my mouth.

Our lips separated long enough for her to catch a quick breath before assaulting me yet again. This time, her lips pried mine open, allowing her tongue to seek mine out. A simple touch of our tongues and it seemed to have brought her back into the reality of what was done. Leaping off of me, she trotted off to the other side of the room.

"Oh my goodness. I-I didn't. I... It was a mistake. I shouldn't have. We... You... Me!"

I didn't care for what she had to say. I walked over to her, greedily cupping her jaw as I lunged back at her. Baited breaths grew between us as the heat of the room started to make us sweat. The excitement of kissing who we wanted, the release of the tension that nearly sucked the air out of us, knowing that we were different species and how wrong it was, we just wanted to see.

A juvenile curiosity with a much more adult desire.

Our kiss broke, leaving a panting Twilight and a lust-driven me to stand in the middle of the room. She shuddered and trembled as I held her close in my grasp. "We... We kissed." She said, stating the obvious.

"I know."

"We weren't supposed to." She sounded completely mortified, as if she had committed a heinous crime.

Deep down, I knew that I was just as scared as she was. I told her the one thing that kept me from running. "We aren't supposed to do a lot of things. Does that mean we shouldn't?"

"Yeah. R-research. H-human a... anatomy. Ph-phys...physiology." She tried to come up with whatever answer she needed to feel more comfortable. "Kissing releases chemicals in the brain that releases endorphins, which in turn will stimulate the-"

"Do you want to kiss me again?" I asked plainly.

"Yes." She answered without hesitation, even as she drove her lips into mine. But only for a quick second because of her fear trying to rationalize with pleasure. Releasing the prolonged peck, she gazed at my lips with a lost expression. "Slightly smaller than mine. Tongue is definitely the same length, but a lot narrower."

"Do you want another kiss?" I asked as I slowly slid my hand from the center of her back to the side of her cutie mark, just barely touching her.

"Yes. I do. For science?"

I silenced her words with a tongue shoved into her mouth. She deepened our kiss even further by separating the two of us and tugging on my lip with her teeth. As I drove to pull away from the slight pain, she pulled me back in, causing me to meet back with her. A soft moan leaves the princess' lips. "Bed."

"What?" I questioned, unsure on what she had said.

"Bed!" She shouted, magically tossing me onto her sheets.

The scene that played out was quite familiar to the time she questioned me last month about what I had managed to catch a glimpse of. This time, she seemed to have deviated away from nervousness and more into ambition. As I landed, she teleported on top of me, smiling at me. Her eyes glanced lower, barely brushing a hoof against the tightness inside of my pants.

I never felt so aroused.

My hand slid from her waist to the firm, toned cheeks of her flanks. A long gasp was drawn from her as my fingers dared to slide underneath the base of her tail. Continuing to tease her, I traced the ridges around her moistened nethers, making her squeak.

"Nondis, no!" She quietly cried out.

Unaware of what she had said, I had brought my fingers inward. My digits had started to wipe the moisture of her arousal off of her chastity rings that sealed her off. Being careful, I slid a finger inside. Twilight arched her back, losing all of her breath as pleasure shot throughout her body. Shuddering, she sank even lower against me.

"Nondis... no... please." She trembled between gasps of air.

Slipping my fingers from inside of her, her face filled with shock. "You want me to stop?"

She didn't say anything as her horn lit up, grasping around my wrist to prevent me from leaving her.

"You wanna keep going?" I asked her.

She gave no answer as her body started to rock against my hand, coating it in her juices as she stared back at me. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she greedily took my finger for a ride. Her body started to rise slowly and fall. I tried my best to be careful with her chastity rings. She whimpered as a starved dog to a butcher, her desire for more became her incentive to keep coming back. A finger was all it took to send shivers down her spine.

Meanwhile, I felt myself becoming uncomfortable as my pants suppressed any further growth. In seeing this, Twilight, unzipped my pants and quickly pulled my throbbing erection through, giving it the freedom I so long desired. My body shook as her magic encircled my hardened length, slowly gliding up and down. The warm ring of energy did a lot more than what my hand could do as she nuzzled the entire length.

"Don't you dare stop." I whispered, praising her for her abilities. My body felt as if it was ready to explode as soon as she adjusted herself on top of me. Whining, she dared to remove her chastity rings and throw them on the night stand. Finally, she sat on top of my twitching form, slowly rubbing every bit of me against her swollen slit. Her ministrations became an agonizing torture as we both felt ourselves wanting to take the next step.

My erection became smothered in her essence as I started to ooze out a thin coating of precum. Her grinding became more persistent and I had started to thrust into her as she slid back and forth. I wanted to be inside of her so much, and from her painful cries, I could tell she was more than willing to part ways with the one thing her rings had kept locked away.

"Fill me."

I opened my eyes to see that Twilight had stopped moving altogether. Despite her weight still providing a pleasurable experience, I desired more from her. But I knew that my desire would have to come after hers.

"Fill me. Right now. This instant." She commanded.

Twilight raised her hips, starting to align herself with me. I chanted in my head a slew of profane words I wanted to say to her as she rubbed her soaked lips against me. I couldn't take much of it anymore.

"Are you sure?" I questioned as I started to slowly thrust upwards.

I felt my entire body tightened as she jolted upwards in response to my thrust. After that, I saw her lock her eyes to mine, her mane sweep my vision and her tongue nearly steal mine from my own mouth. Our separation left a thin bridge of saliva to connect our lips. Happily corresponding with her wishes, I lined myself to enter inside of her, my misses becoming somewhat of a tease to the both of us. Finally hitting target, I started to prepare myself for the ride I was going to endure. At long last, Twilight sank her body against mine, just barely inching in the tip.

Both me and Twilight jumped up at a moment's notice as we stared at the wide-open door. My chest sank as soon as I saw who it was that stood in the doorway.

"Twily, I heard crying! Are you..."

Silence ensued as Shining Armor stared at the two of us. Twilight leapt off of me and walked over to her brother, hoping to calm him down.

"Shining, it's not what you think."

Meanwhile, he stared swords into my body and the bed I laid on. I covered myself the best I could, only for him to rip the sheets off of me to see what exactly I was hiding from him. He looked to his younger sister, who shied away from him in disgrace. He then turned his attention to the slight glimmer of the chastity rings on the nightstand by the bed.

Angrily, he turned his head to the window and back to me. Kissing his teeth, he clopped his hoof against his leg, trying to sound as calm as possible.

"Yeah... We're gonna do this."

"Do what?" I asked stupidly.

A roll of his neck and a sickening cracking sound was the only answer I got.

I'm fucked.

~To be continued...