It goes without saying that I've made a really significant decision with my life. I used to be locked away in my dorm, playing video games, watching anime, enjoying the occasional porn binge, arguing with people on the online forums and rejecting IRL social life activity. Six months later, I was in a whole new world full of talking multicolored equines. I converse with others daily, I meet up with friends (notice that there's an 's' at the end of the word 'friend'), I've started to fall for a cute mare who likes me back.

If you would've told me that I was going to be in a relationship with anyone beside Melanie, then I would've kindly told you to piss off and shoot yourself, or 'an hero' as I'd call it online.

But that's the thing. This whole entire thing was moving faster than what I was used to. I didn't know how to handle it initially, but after the first two months, I started to adapt. Princess Twilight was making it certain that my comfort was similar to that of when I was at home. And they opened up their hooves to me, welcoming me into their society. And then I got a little too comfortable and decided to stay around.

And in speaking of staying around, do you know how red a white unicorn can get when angry? I didn't think crimson would be the color of choice, but upon discovering that I was sticking around, Shining Armor managed to show me just how red he could get. I think even the roses got jealous. Thankfully, both Twilight and Cadance had put a leash on him so that I could carry on my new life sans the persecution of the furious prince.

And after three weeks, he has yet to be any less angry.

"Nondis, I'm not so sure I can do this."

"Twilight, just take it easy. It'll be a lot easier if you loosen up and not even think about it."

"How are you so sure?"

"Trust me."

"What if it hurts?"

"Trust me, it won't."

"But what if I start to feel funny?"

"Then just let your body run it's course."

Twilight laid face down in her sheets as I hovered above her. Placing my hands around her waist. She turned back to me with nervous eyes, unsure of what I would do next. "I've never did this before."

"I know, which is why I'm gonna be the one to break you in." I answered as I straddled above her.

Starting to feel a little uncomfortable, the purple mare started to squirm a little. "Break me in? I-I don't like the sound of that too much."

"Twilight, it'll be over soon. Now just lay down and relax. I got this." I stated as I lowered myself.

Turning back into the pillow, she sighed deeply and became tense at my touch. "You said that you'd break me in. I'm not sure on how I want to be broken into."

"Twi, just let it happen."

Finally lowering myself on top of her, my fingers slid deep into her hide as I started to slowly work into her. "Oh, that's deep." She moaned quietly into the pillow.

"You like that?"

"Mmmmyes. Deeper please." She pleaded, egging me to go even further in.

"Look at you. Taking it like a pro."

Raising her head, she turned back to me with a smile. "Only because my special somepony is doing it to me."

"You feel comfortable?" I asked as I pushed forward.

She gave off a light grunt and a slight intake of air as she jolted a bit. "I'd feel even more comfortable if you took those jeans off."

"How come?"

"Your zipper's poking into my flank." She complained with an attitude.

Honestly, if I'd take these jeans off, then there would be something else even larger poking into her. The only difference is that she would probably take it with stride, knowing how she can get at times. "Oh. Then how would you feel about this?"

I wrapped my hands around her waist and pulled her into me as I stealthily thrusted against the pair of purple cheeks. I chuckled after she let out a gasp and turned back to me with a more serious look.

"Get off!" She protested.

"I would like to, but you won't let me." I shot back.

"Mind out the gutter, Nondis."

"What? You walked in on me beating my meat just once and you decide to place me under restriction for it." That was more than two weeks ago. And to go into further detail, I had a free day to myself. If I wasn't gonna bust a nut that day (which I didn't), then I'd be a lucky bastard to get a second chance.

"It's only because I think it's a waste. Why go at it yourself when you can ask me to do it for you?"

I rolled my eyes at her question. "Well, it's because you never do it for me. Every time I ask if I could, you'd say no."

Pulling me towards her, Twilight used her magic to yank me forward, causing her muzzle to meet with my ear. "And I'm gonna keep saying no as long as you keep begging for it." She whispered with a juvenile cheer, smiling deviously all the while.

Twilight and I have been playing with each other like this since I made my decision to stay in Equestria. Of course, we never really become satisfied from the antics, just frustrated as all hell. Every so often, I'd tease her to the point where she had no other choice but to literally teleport away from me to prevent herself from reaching a climax. But at the same time, she toys with me, giving me a series of pleasures that the human mind could not even fathom. And once again, I don't get to finish, similar to how she doesn't let herself climax. It's really more of a battle of attrition, a competition where we try to see who is the first one to become a feral mess by the time of my approval process. And thus far, I am losing.

"Now that's just evil." I vocalized as I rose from on top of her and moved myself towards the other side of her.

"Hey, if I can go without hoofing myself for nine months, so can you." She shot back at me, trying to use her ability of self-restraint as an argument against me.

"Twilight, the human sex drive is much more active than that of a pony's." As I laid next to her, I raised my right hand, letting my fingers walk up the purple curvatures of her rear end, trailing past her cutie mark and towards the top of her tail.

"I don't think you've ever heard of this little thing called estrus." Twilight said as she relaxed herself, allowing me to do whatever I wanted to.

"I thought that your rings prevented that." I said, sliding my hand towards the warmth of her nether region. Unfortunately, my climb to my destination ended with a detour as her magic grabbed me and made me trace around the dock of her tail.

"No. I said that they tone down the symptoms. I never said that they'd rid me of estrus altogether."

I try to resist her pull, but her magic is far too powerful for me to overcome. Instead, I let her guide me to where she wants to be touched. She directs me from her tail to the outside ridge of her nether region, causing me to barely feel the moist air of her entrance. My fingers itched to sink inside of her. But Twilight knew better than to let me sink my fingers into her slick entrance. Though she did give me a few brushes against the skin of her exterior. I couldn't help but to bite my upper-lip as she let my fingers gloss against the silver rings that sealed her shut. With a playful chortle, she shoved my hand in between her haunches, letting me feel the trace amounts of her arousal as it slowly trickled down from her nethers. I wanted to use my other hand to sink my fingers deep into her eager passages, but I knew that she would rather me play fair.

"Now, this estrus thing. Isn't it when you're in heat or something?" I felt her hind legs close around my hand, locking me in place as she retracted her magic. She shifted her body, letting my hand brush against her as my hand started to stain with her essence.

"Yes and no. Actually, it's when-"

Aw, fuck...

"Twily, I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your older brother by coming in anyway."

Aw, fuck squared.

"NO WAIT!" Twilight shouted as she instinctively locked her haunches around my wrist, inadvertently preventing my escape. I pulled myself free and sat on my soaked hand, all in just enough time as Shining Armor entered the room, giving me his usual mean-spirited glare.

"And what are you two doing?"

I laughed nervously as I secretly wiped my hands of the musky scent. "Okay. I can explain... This was all Twilight's idea."

"What!? You traitor!" She shouted as she gave me a shove.

I mimicked her voice the best that I could. "Preen me! Preen me! Massage my wing pits for me please. I've been itching down there for months and my magic hasn't been able to pinpoint the right angle to blah, blah, blah." Which in truth, this was how it all started. I was asked to preen her wings and massage her wing pits for the sake of just cause.

"Your fingers are the only thing that would work!" She stressed, trying to justify her reasons for having me to preen her feathers for her.

"Excuse me, but did I hear there was some wing-pit massaging going on?" I heard a second voice call out from the hallway. As the second pony came into view, Twilight jumped off of the bed and ran over to the other princess.

"Cadance. Explain to him about it!" Twilight demanded almost childishly.

The pink princess stifled a laugh as she walked up to me and placed a hoof on my shoulder. "Nondis, babe, I think I should explain to you about the more intricate duties of being a coltfriend to that of an alicorn princess. Also pegasi in general."

I let my eyes wander, only to come into contact with a very indignant Shining Armor. It seems that he didn't like the fact that his wife had so lovingly called me 'babe'. Taking my eyes off of him and locking back on to the princess, I tried to block out his rather ominous presence. "Okay. I'm listening."

"To endure the long, mournful cries of your marefriend as she constantly finds herself itching from the painful reminder of her feathers being knocked out of place, it's an agony of sorts. We can be really moody if our wings are not in the right order. So when we preen, we shuffle some of our feathers back into place, picking out some of our old ones so that new ones would grow in and prevent in-grown feathers, which is just downright uncomfortable."

"So if I may ask, what causes the feathers to shuffle out of place?" If a stare could produce heat, I'd feel Shining burning a large hole into my forehead. Somehow, I think that's what he was imagining.

"The accumulation of daily life. Galloping, flying, using our wings to perform prehensile tasks, which pales in comparison to the accuracy of your fingers might I add."

"Have you ever flown with clustered feathers?" Twilight interjected, flapping one of her wings.

Cadance scoffed at the question. "Twilight, I was a pegasus at birth. The drag it produces while you fly is murderous."

"I know, right?"

"Can we please move on to something else? I don't have all day." Shining interrupted, killing the bright mood as he turned around to face the open door. Meanwhile, Cadance seemed to give him a serious glare.

Rolling her eyes at her husband, Cadance tried to recreate the cheerful mood from just earlier. "Sorry, Twilight. Shiny's just fussy because I told him that I wasn't in the mood last night."

Twilight yelped at the thought of Cadance turning down sex, or just the aspect of her and her older brother going at it. She slammed her hooves against her ears, shaking her head as she tried to cleanse her mind of the sight of her older brother and her ex-foalsitter conducting maritals. "TOO MUCH INFO!"

The pink princess then reminded herself on who she was talking to."Oops, sorry."

"Cadance, I wouldn't mind hearing about the more intimate details of your sex life if it wasn't the fact that it was all with my older brother." As Twilight spoke, I was too busy having a laugh with myself. "Why are you laughing?"

"What can I say? Bro's got some skills."

Cadance seemed to blush at the joke and started to laugh as Twilight desperately tried to block me out the best she could. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALA!"

"Can we be serious for a moment, please!?" Shining shouted, killing the playful mood once more.

Cadance performed a quick about-face and and scolded her husband. "Shining, don't be a stick in the mud. If you want, you can wait down the hall."

"Fine..." He hissed as he gave me one last ugly look before walking out of the room.

After his departure, the room become silent. The tension that rose between Shining and Cadance did more than enough to silence all of us for a significant amount of time. "Awkward... So princess, what's the deal?" I asked, trying to break the newly-formed ice.

"I swear he acts like a child sometimes." Cadance muttered.

"Princess?"

Cadance jumped up at my voice, snapping out of her foul disposition. "Sorry! Got a little distracted. But anyways, Princess Celestia has requested your presence."

"By your, you mean Twilight, Me, Myself or I?"

"All of the above."

"Great. So what do I need to do?"

Cadance smiled as she pointed towards Twilight. "Bring your marefriend and your legal documents in relation to your citizenship."

"So I'm being put in the database?" I asked.

"It's only for job opportunities." She answered as she started to walk out the door.

"Well I guess I don't mind that too much. Let's go!"

"Okay then."Cadance cheered as she left the room while Twilight and I followed her. We soon found ourselves in the hallway, trailing the pink alicorn as she walked up to her grumpy husband. "Shining, are you done acting like a spoiled child now?"

Shining looked at his wife with a frown and glanced back at me. His frown then grew into a bitter scowl. Grumbling and mumbling, the stallion turned around and started marching down the hall. "The sooner we get this done, the better." The prince said as he stormed down the hall, escorting us towards the other princesses.

Either he was well aware of me and Twilight's activities, or he was just being a dick for the sake of just cause. Either way, he wasn't too happy with my warming up to his baby sister.

Meanwhile, Twilight seemed a bit uneasy due to the unresolved situation between me and her older brother."Nondis, I'm so, so sorry for how-"

"You're good. Older brother stuff. I know." I finished for her.

"But even then, he-"

"Is your older brother. He's just really protective of you." I said, trying my best to comfort Twilight, as well as trying to dismiss the subject.

"...You think so?"

"In my world, older brothers would be threatening to kill their younger sister's dates."

Both Cadance and Twilight stopped walking to turn to me slack-jawed. "Seriously!?" They asked in unison.

"Ehhhhh... Not really. It was more of an implied statement rather than a verbal one."

"How is it implied?" Cadance questioned as I tried to think of a decent example. Luckily, I could come up with one off the top of my head.

"Have you ever been around a guy who chopped wood while talking about how a random individual got 'lost' in the forest?"

The pink princess gulped and held her neck with a hoof... "Yesh..."

"Yeah, this isn't that bad."

Cadance seemed to still have a desire to dwell on the subject. "But Shining... didn't he-"

"Great weather we're having, huh ladies?" I interrupted, trying to get us to move on to another topic of discussion. "I bet that Rainbow Dash and the weather team had cleared the clouds out pretty early."

Our walk towards the meeting room couldn't have ended any sooner. The levels of discomfort that I was in as Shining walked in front of me in silence was more than enough to put me on edge. Not only was he quiet whenever someone asked him a question, he'd then open doors with forceful aggression. If he had pulled the doors to the main hall any harder, then he would've pulled it straight off of the hinges. Luckily, when we walked in, both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were already seated, so he couldn't pull a fast one on me.

In minutes, I presented my paperwork, signed a document officially naming me as the first human to become an Equestrian citizen. Filed more paperwork for healthcare, life insurance, welfare for if I needed to apply, voting registration and a bunch of other things that I just don't have the time to name off. Finally finished with the basics, I asked for more information on the approval process.

"So... what's this 'approval' thing I have to complete in order for me and Twilight to officially become a thing?" I casually asked as I handed the last bit of documentation pertaining to my status.

"Actually," Cadance began. "It's really more of a vote. Of course, I'd have to put my personal feelings into consideration when I cast my vote because, well, she's my little sister... legally, of course. But I still have an emotional attachment to Twilight."

"So who else votes on the issue?" I inquired.

"To go even further," Celestia continued. "I'd also cast a vote due to my relationship as Twilight's former mentor and current friend. Not only have we shared moments with each other as pupil and instructor, but also that of a mother towards her child."

"I'd also have to cast a ballot due to my friendship with Twilight. Not only was she the one who freed me from my dark powers, but she also taught me how to socialize with other ponies of this time and age. I do owe it to her to cast my vote for her sake." Luna added.

"Personally, I don't think it would work." Shining muttered from the other side of the room.

"Um... is he like, casting a vote as well?" I nervously asked towards Cadance.

"He is Twilight's older brother and by biological means. So yes."

Well fuck. I got four royals casting their votes on me and one of them already wants to see me dead. Well, on the bright side, I'd have to have only a majority... Right??? "So who else would vote on the issue?"

"Well," Twilight started. "There would be Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Spike," Can this vote get any worse? No, majority rules, Nondis. "Both mom and dad, Discord, I suppose Big Mac and Granny Smith could throw in their vote, um..." Twilight paused for a moment, thinking about who to name off. "I can't think of anypony else."

Well that's fifteen, including Princess Cadance, Princess Luna, Princess Celestia and Shining Armor. But still, that leaves two nay-sayers and a bunch of neutral-party voters. I've never met Twilight's parents, I don't know what the other princesses think of me, Big Mac and Granny Smith is just as on-the-fence as the princesses and add Pinkie Pie with the possibility of vocalizing her disapproval. I wouldn't even have a solid majority, even if Rainbow, Rarity, Fluttershy, Discord and Applejack all said yes. In short, I need to win over some votes.

"Oohh... that's not good." Cadance mumbled out as she held a hoof to her mouth.

"What?" Twilight asked worriedly.

"You still need five more to carry out the vote."

"Mr. and Mrs. Cake!" I threw in. "They could easily give their vote."

"That's nice, but that leaves three more needed to fill the empty spots."

"Inkie, Blinkie and Maud!" I shouted off the top of my head, adding the three names to the list. But then my mind started to wander towards the possibility of if they didn't approve of me rejecting Pinkie for Twilight. That would not end well. "Well, on second-"

"That's a great idea!" Twilight cheered. "With that, the ballot is closed."

I still don't like my chances. "Okay, so we just need a majority vote, right?"

"Actually," Shining interjected once more. "The ballot comes down to a three-fourths vote, followed by a majority vote of all of the immediate family members."

Well that changes everything. "Cadance, is your husband just spouting off shit to scare me?"

"No... You really need that many votes to make it a solid approval. After all, this is royalty you're dealing with. If you want to make this happen, then you'd-"

"Have to kiss ass..." I finished with a defeated sigh.

"I wouldn't put it like that." Twilight said as she walked beside me, placing a hoof on my shoulder. "All you have to do is stick it out for the next few months and we can be official."

"Few months?" I quoted.

"In fairness to the family, it is required that the couple would at least wait for around six months to make a decision on whether the outcome of the relationship would be something that they'd approve of, thus why it's called the approval process." Celestia clarified.

Oh no... So that means that Shining Armor, being an immediate family member, has to convince his family that I'm no good, all while I'm trying to convince them that he's wrong. And if he's conservative on his views, then I can only imagine what his dad or his mom would be like. And to bring up two kids and have them both assume royalty?

It would be easier to argue with the grass and say it's purple.

"Fortunately for me, Cadance's only family member was one in the adoptive sense." Shining bragged, adding further discomfort.

"And she just so happens to be the one who can advocate for your divorce, sign your divorce papers, preside as the judge in the divorce court, strip you of your princely title and make the judgments on whether or not you can keep your job as Captain of the Royal Guard." Celestia added, causing Shining Armor to sit in silence. "But that didn't stop you from applying." She finished with a unsettling smile.

Wow... In all honesty, I didn't think that Celestia could even go there. And to add more to it, she's voting on my relationship as well. Remind me to not piss her off. "So... that gives me six months to convince the immediate family of how I can be a good suitor to Twilight, right?"

"Which is also to you benefit. It gives you the time to make your case and to prove any possible nay-sayers..." Celestia glanced back at a silent Shining Armor. "To be wrong."

"It's just a six month wait. You'll be too busy to even notice." Cadance added, trying to make me feel better about the situation.

"You mean with finding a job?"

Luna nodded in agreement. "Precisely. All you have to do is just be patient and wait until then."

I don't wanna wait that long for some action... But in order to make this relationship work as a whole, I have to. Besides, Twilight deserves it.

Cadance give me a playful nudge. "Now there is a bit of a saving-grace for you-"

"That won't be necessary, Cadance." Twilight interrupted before the pink princess could continue.

"But Twilight, I'd think he would at least-"

"He is not going to be bedding any other mares throughout the course of this relationship!"

Bedding other mares, like literally fucking them? Wait a fucking minute! That was my saving grace!? That's like giving a crackhead three billion dollars to use as he damn-well please. That's like getting a get-out-of-jail-free card and having it in lifetime supply. That's really generous for an approval process... Too generous.

"Twilight, it's only for recreational purposes, to give him a chance to sow his bachelor oats. Besides, I think that his desire for you is more than you know."

"Then he won't be with anypony else."

Or maybe, that's part of the test. Maybe it's some sort of set-up where the family would then see my iniquities and brand me as an unsuitable individual to enter into a long-term relationship with. It's a trap, and it is one I will not be not falling for. "That's fair, I guess."

"I think it's fair too. Twily's happiness has to be taken into account when it comes to this entire process. If she feels unhappy about the circumstances, then she'd ultimately would decide to call off the entire thing. If there's one thing I won't stand, it's to see my little sister heartbroken and unhappy." Shining spoke once more, breaking his silence. I guess that's something we have in common.

"Nondis, you will be true to this agreement, won't you?" Twilight asked, finally calming down.

"Of course." Why wouldn't I be? If I have feelings for her, then I should be able to stick it out for the six months. I just need to campaign myself to be a suitable fit for Twilight. No problems in that.

"Very well then." Celestia calls out. "It is decided that Twilight and Nondis will be in pending for the approval of their marriage."

Wait a sec... MARRIAGE!?

After a short explanation of the situation from Princess Celestia, the meeting was adjourned on the note that I would be betrothed to Princess Twilight Sparkle. Unfortunately, that was not what I had planned. I had thought that the approval process was more of a green light to take the relationship to new heights. But this was just way too much for me to think about. Silver lining, at least my mom won't have to complain about me not having a girlfriend in college.

But that thought didn't stop me from confronting Twilight in private about the whole situation. We took the conversation to my room, and Twilight was doing all that she could to keep me from having a mental breakdown.

"I'm sorry! I thought that Cadance explained it to you the night of the incident with you and my older brother. When Cadance and Shining Armor were approved, they were subsequently married to one another."

"No! She didn't tell me that! Why the hell... fuck didn't she tell me the whole entire thing!? Don't you think it's a bit too soon to go into marriage-mode?" At this point, I had started to take after Twilight's usual neurotic episodes. And in place, she was rather collected about the whole situation. I guess it's easy knowing what you're getting into before the situation occurs ahead of time.

"That's the only way that this relationship can go to the next level. Why do you think that princesses who were deflowered were given the chance to marry the colt involved shortly after their titles were stripped?"

"So if we have sex outside of marriage, we get married minus the perks of being royalty. If we have sex in marriage, then we would be married so it wouldn't matter then because hey, we're married. If I disagree to a marriage, then I get my balls cut off. What kind of law is that? This shit makes no sense!" Growing further into hysterics, I found myself laughing at the absurdity of the royal marriage law. I knew that it was ridiculous before, but now that I'm going to be married in six months, it really made me put it into perspective.

"I don't understand it either. But it is a law that we have to live by."

I don't recall me having to live under that law back in the States. But then again, I didn't have a girlfriend to kiss and snuggle while I was there. But still, this was going way too fast for me. If anything, we need to slow the hell down before we run into something that we shouldn't for the time being. I just got into a relationship, I'm not ready for marriage. "I think we need to call this off and think about it for a bit."

Twilight walked in front of me as I sat on the bed. "You think so?" She almost sounded sad as she stood before me, raising my chin with a hoof so that I could see her eye-to-eye.

"Well, why not? Don't you think that this is moving a little too quickly?"

A weakened smile grew on her face as she gave me a kiss on the cheek. "Well don't you think that our little lustful activities are a little too soon in placement inside of our relationship? I don't recall you having much of an argument when we tease each other."

"You don't complain about it either. In fact, you're way worse than I am!" I rebutted.

"I know, but I at least practice self-control." She argued.

Objection, I call bullshit. "Then what do you call the things we did in your room the moment before your brother caught us?"

Cringing at the argument I brought up, she admitted defeat. "A lack of self-control. It was a mistake, one that I shouldn't have let happen."

"Then why did you do it?" I asked, going even further.

With a shove of her hoof to the torso, she caused me to bounce on the bed. As she spoke, she slowly crawled on top of me, giggling like a young filly as she made her way upward. "Why else? You turn me on. My instincts drive me to mate with you, and you just happen to do the right things to me to make me wanna throw you on the bed and ride you like there wasn't a care in the world. I want to do naughty things to you..." Before I could so much as blink, she brought a hoof to slide against my crotch as she straddled her hips in place of where my growth had started to occur. With a devious chuckle, she ignited her horn, causing her magic to quickly unzip my pants. "Really naughty things. But I can't do that unless we get approved."

"You were going... to stick... my dick... inside of you!"

Slowly grinding against me, I started to loathe how she was able to turn any argument we had into some sort of foreplay session. Even the way she spoke in my ear had gotten me aroused. "Only just the tip."

"That's what they all say... In fact, that's what I'm supposed to say! But what happens when desire runs you up the damn wall?" Because you're damn-near making me wanna plow you into one.

Using her magic to massage the crotch of my boxers and holding my hands down against the bed, her lips stood mere inches away from my face. "Mistakes were made. And I admit to me being out of control. That's why I punished myself so harshly, it's another reason why I had to distance myself from you for so long."

"And all it's done was make you even more cock-hungry." I teased back.

"Seriously, you have no idea what it feels like to have a guy just walk up to you, turn you on in every way possible and say the right things to you, all while meaning those things. How long have you worn chastity rings on your marehood, be in heat for multiple years prior to their enchantment, can't find a stallion for all those years and then meet one that you thought was going to leave you in a few months time?"

Try going through all of that and being on the verge of being serviced by a hyperactive mare who's tail seem to have a mind of it's own. If anything, Pinkie was more than willing to share her feelings, all over Sugarcube Corner. "Are you really that horny?"

"I will wet myself to the point where I could fill a small tub."

I give her points for being more open with our activities. Though she wasn't exactly the one to play coy. If Twilight wanted something in general, she was going to get it. Her ambitious personality, combined with her knowledge and intellect gave her the title she now wears on her head. And she wasn't afraid of trying anything new. In fact, she encouraged the idea of doing something new, though she does it 'in the name of science'. She was just that committed to finding out ways to bypass our little roadblock that she'd even make the reward even more attractive.

"I think you're starting to wet the bed too." In all seriousness, if she stopped here and now, I'd go mad with withdrawal.

Shortly after my statement, she rose off of me and planted her hooves against my chest. Initially, I questioned what she was doing, though my answer came as her purple, pony posterior came plummeting on my pelvic region. Her aim was precise, landing a solid blow of her nethers against my constricted sex. I felt the warm fluids coating my crotch, causing me to throb in protest.

"Ssss-ooooh you bad!" I hissed as I tried to free myself from her. Her hooves, still anchored against my chest, prevented me from moving. "Let me up."

"Nope. What you need to do is wait out these next six months, get our relationship approved, so that I can throw you on top of my bed again and..." She still held me in place as she leaned over to whisper into my ear. I could feel the heat of her words burn my ears "Ahem... Rut. Your. Brains. Out."

"Teasing me like this, you might have to lose your title tonight." I mumbled as she lifted herself off of me. While I waited for her to remove herself, I could catch a small whiff of her feminine essence. A light, musky scent entered into my nostrils, making me want to turn the tables against her. However, we were pressed for time as she had something else to do within the next ten minutes. I would ask her to stay longer, but I've already taken up much of her time with this recent... discussion.

"Well, I'll have leave you to that thought." She said as she slid back off of me, giving me a light tap to the crotch.

"You are such a fucking tease!"

To prove my point further, she turned around and wiped the bottom of my nose with her tail, providing me with an even-thicker smell of her juices. "That just makes the reward all that much better."

As she casually trotted away from me, she walked towards the door. And I was left sitting on the bed with a uncomfortable chill on my sex. Deep down, I hated her for what she does to me but at the same time, I loved it. "One of these days, Twilight Sparkle."

"Well, just make sure that your enthusiasm doesn't show itself when we go out to eat with the girls this evening." She said as she opened the door, making her leave.

"I will make no such promises."

How could I? My mind is going to be swimming with thoughts of how she just slammed her hips into mine. The small stain on my pants from her antics and the light stain in my boxers from my anticipation was more than enough to keep me thinking about her. The way she brushed her tail against my nose, the way she gives me that devilish smirk, the list goes on about how she can literally turn me on without even touching me. It's almost problematic.

"Remember, we meet up at Hayseed Ranch at exactly seven. Wear something nice and casual, don't be late."

As soon as she closed the door behind her, I was left sitting on the bed with a large wet spot on my jeans. By the time I heard the door click closed, I had started to pull my pants off, freeing myself from the painful confines of the soiled pair of pants. My arousal was still ever present as my hand started to feel against the outline of my growing manhood. I touched it just slightly and in response, it twitched a number of times, making me moan in pleasure. I didn't want to be stuck inside of these boxers for very long. I decided that it was time for me to breathe. I pulled my boxers down, or rather attempted to before I found a magical ring locking the elastic waist band to my hips.

"What the-"

Trying desperately to relieve myself, I settled to let myself free via the hole in the front, but that too was sealed off by magic. Settling for a third option, I tried to shift my aching member out of one of the leg holes. But my efforts were in vain as those were sealed off as well.

"And don't even think of touching it." I heard from the other side of the door.

It finally dawned on me that Twilight had cast the spell when she was fondling me on the bed. While she teased me, she used her magic on my boxers, causing me to remain a prisoner to this small article of clothing. It was genius, a well-executed plan to make me writhe in sexual frustration.

So now I'm sitting with a pair of boxers that's magically glued to me and lightly soiled in precum. That's just unfair.

After our meet-up with the girls and Spike, we finally broke the news of our approval process. Most of them cheered and happily congratulated us on taking such a large step forward in our relationship. Of course, I voiced my concerns with the marriage part of the deal, but then I was reassured that it was a decent wait in their society. And being that the wait was so lengthy for the stallion, or human in my case, the 'saving grace' was really more of a chance to have the stallion mate with many other mares. When I had disclosed that I wasn't going to be indulging in that privilege, they seemed to show even more approval of our relationship.

However, it didn't come without a few questions on the side. Rarity just pulled me to the side, asking me if I was ready to go through with something so monumental. I answered that I wasn't exactly sure and that I was more than willing to show that I was going to make things work. Pinkie did the same thing, only she was a little more argumentative. When I had told her the same things I told Rarity, she started to harp on how I should be happy with the relationship or call off the approval. But when I told her that I was content with the circumstances, she took a deep breath and wore her usual smile before moving on to other subjects. I asked her about how she and Cheese were doing, she immediately changed that subject.

Surprisingly, Spike had way fewer objections to what I was doing. In fact, he encouraged the thought of me being with Twilight. I guess he's happy as long as I'm not involved with Rarity. Yet, despite his agreement with the relationship, he did vocalize some of his concerns. She was like an older sister to him, so he wanted to make sure that I wasn't going to slip up when the going got rough. He also warned me about some rather unusual habits that Twilight had been developing since he was around her. I assumed that it was her obsessive compulsive disorder, he told me that she would tell me when she was ready to do so.

By the end of the night, Twilight and I walked back to the castle together. And when we got back, she undid her spell, much to my relief. I was too busy needing to use the restroom to be aroused. After I had gotten out, I found her laying on top of my bed, reading another one of her books. I wanted to get revenge for the little spell she placed on me, so I thought about tickling her to death.

The only problem was that Shining Armor had knocked on the door.

"Twily, are you in there?"

I'll give credit to where it's due. He's definitely on his shit when it comes to disturbing me and Twilight.

"Yes?" She answered back through the door.

"Just a reminder that you're scheduled to assist Princess Luna with some of her dream watching tonight."

"Okay!"

"I'll see you in the morning, kiddo."

"Later."

After the brief interruption, I plopped myself in the bed next to her. "Dream watching?"

"Princess Luna is going on a trip to Zebrabwe. Apparently, there's a tribe there that's been having a night-terror issue."

"An entire tribe?" I quirked an eyebrow, thinking of how a group of ponies could have the same nightmare.

"A shaman from another town had placed a curse on them. Normally they'd ask for Zecora, but even her magic isn't strong enough to tackle so many victims all at once."

"So Princess Luna is going to be the mediator?"

"Yes. And she will be the one to help Zecora on her mission. Luna has the ability to unite the dreamscape while Zecora will be the one to break the curse."

I always thought that Equestrian magic was mysterious. But now, I had kinda grown envious of not having any. Even Applejack and Pinkie Pie had their respective magic, which was strength and tending to the lands. Pegasi had flight and the ability to manipulate the weather. Unicorns were gifted with a more tangible use of their magic such as levitation, illumination and summoning. All three of these races combined had the ability to terraform this world. But what did I have?

"You okay?"

"Huh?" I said, snapping myself out of my train of thought.

"When I looked over, I saw that you were in la-la land. You okay?"

"Yeah. I was just thinking."

"What's on your mind?"

"Are ponies the only creatures to have magical capabilities?"

"No. But we are the primary users. Immediately after us would be the Changelings, followed by the Zebras, then the Draconians, the Breezies, the Canines, all the way down to the Mules, which has very little magic."

"So, I'm bottom of the pecking order?"

Twilight perked up and looked back over to me with concern. "Why do you say that?"

"Um... I'm neither of those races you've listed."

"Oh. Well... I know that in the portal to the human world that I went to, I ended up bringing Equestrian magic along with me, that and another uncanny figure who was Celestia's student before me had stolen my element and transformed into some sort of demonic creature."

She has some of the strangest stories, and I've yet to hear about all of them. Personally, I'm still in disbelief over the story of her fighting a huge centaur and coming out of it without so much as a scratch. But I digress... "But did they have magic before you came over?"

"Well... no."

"So I'm bottom of the pecking order." I repeated in deadpan.

Twilight rolled over to look me in the eye. "Why the sudden interest in magic?"

I had a immense interest in magic. I always have. But something tells me if I say that to her, then I was going to be in for a long night of shit I didn't even understand. I already have enough problems with math as it is, I don't need to learn equations that breaks the laws of human-world physics. "Just a thought that I never got around to saying out loud."

"But you still show me things that I've never experienced."

I moved myself to the edge of the bed, sitting at the foot of the mattress. "Name one thing."

Twilight snuck up behind me, locking her hooves around me as she leaned against me. I could feel the warmth of her embrace as she snuggled against me. "My first kiss."

"Aside from that."

"Well, you're the first one I've ever liked like this."

"Remember, I wasn't the first one you had it out for."

Twilight giggled after a long pause of realization. At the very least, she should remember the night she decided to share her feelings with me, as well as her previous meal. "Point taken. But you are the first anything that makes me feel the way I do towards you."

"Aww... That had to be the corniest thing I've ever heard."

"Shut up." She gave me a shove forward as she leaned against me.

"Make me." I leaned backwards, causing her to become caught in between the mattress and my back.

"You're hopeless." She mumbled from underneath the sheets.

"Hey... question." I leaned forward, letting her free to breathe once more.

"Shoot." She said as she rose up with a wild case of bed hair.

"Why is it that Shining Armor doesn't really like me hanging around you?"

As she summoned a brush to straighten out her mane, she tried to give me her best answer. "I can't say for certain, but I think-"

"Twily, time to go, kiddo!"

I swear this guy had his ear plastered to the door. There's no way he could've timed that any better than that.

Finishing up her mane, Twilight dismissed the brush into thin air and quickly walked over to the door. "I guess I'll tell you later."

"Wait," I called out, causing the purple alicorn to look to me. "So does this mean that you'll be watching other ponies wet dreams?"

"Goodnight, Nondis." She said in an annoyed tone used to disguise her amusement. By the time she walked out, Shining had pointed her in the direction she was to go. As he did, he started to chuckle amongst himself.

"What's so funny?" I asked as he looked at me with a rather suspicious grin.

"Nothing." He simply stated as he started to walk away. Before I could follow him to ask any further questions, he telekinetically slammed the door shut.

What was he up to?

I laid in my bed, peacefully dreaming about how I could be the first human magic user. I saw myself doing all sorts of activities that no longer required the use of my hands. I also dreamt that I was back in my own world, levitating a myriad of objects. I could already see the large crowds gathering to see my magic act. Though to their unknowing, I would be using real magic rather than some cheap special effects. No illusions, no assistants, no chick walking around in a sexy bikini, just me and my magical hands.

Children would wonder in awe as I'd summon doves out of thin air. But not just doves, stuff like bikes and motorcycles just before their very eyes. And I would be able to do it anywhere, not even needing any assistance. I could be the next Houdini, or Chris Angel. I could be pretty freaking awesome.

"WAKE UP, MAGGOT!"

I jump out of my bed, stumbling over the sheets that wrapped around my arms and legs. As I tried to separate myself from the impromptu straight jacket, I felt myself lose track of the bedding, causing me to fall to the floor below. Despite the fact that I was in a small amount of pain, I was more annoyed by the loud trumpet blaring in the room.

"GET YOUR ASS UP! I WANNA SEE YOU UP AND ACTIVE!"

And I want you to choke on a dick. Waking me up like this. The sun probably didn't even come up. Straining with my sheets, I finally managed to get my arms and legs free. After my head left the covers, I was blinded by the light of two guards standing at the door. Groggily, I wobbled back onto my feet. I also saw the two stallions clad in armor, as well as a familiar face.

"DO YOU NEED YOUR MOMMY TO PICK YOU UP AND FEED YOU YOUR MILK!?"

"What the FUCK is going on here!?" I asked through clenched teeth. My mind was a mess from being woken up so unexpectedly. I was already having a good dream, and now all of that went to hell as soon as I see Shining Armor's face.

"It's morning! You need to get the fuck up!"

I looked to the clock on the other side of the room. As soon as my vision corrected itself and saw the placement of the hands, I started to become furious. "It's four thirty."

Shooting open the curtains, Shining stood at the window, looking to the darkness outside. "It looks absolutely amazing outside."

"The sun isn't even up." I said as I slowly trudged back to bed.

Before I could even plop back onto the mattress, I felt Shining's magic redirect me towards the door. While I tried to go back, he and the two other guards stood in my way. "Well, you might wanna get used to it, cadet. Cause you're going to be seeing this a little more often."

"Cadet?" I yawned out, stretching out my limbs.

"You honestly didn't think that you'd stick around here for six months, did you? It's time to get your ass in gear!" Shining shouted as he pushed me into the hallway.

"This isn't some sort of military prank, is it?"

Suddenly, a scroll appeared directly in front of me. As it unraveled, it showed a series of signatures and initials. I scratched my head as I started to read the scroll. More notably, it was the scroll from the approval process. Shining flipped a few pages and high-lighted one area of the contract. "Well, according to the documents that you've signed yesterday, I would say no."

As I read along the fine print that he generously highlighted. I shook my head in realization that one of the passages I was reading had the terms and conditions of completing the approval process.

Any stallion who should apply for approval to consummate with that of royal blood shall undergo a trial of strength, endurance and fortitude. All who apply shall immediately be registered as a member of the Equestrian Earth-pony, Unicorn and Pegasus guard for the sole purpose of protecting the royal they seek to engage in mating practice with. If the stallion is already an enlisted, the accolades of his career shall be accounted for in the final vote. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination of the approval process and the stallion shall be barred from reapplication, regardless of choice.

So... I'm in the military now. "The... fuck?"

"Welcome to the EUP, maggot"

Awww... shit.

Hiatus time is over, so here's a chapter to celebrate. I took some time off to tend to some of the things I had going on IRL. I got caught up a bit, sorry about that. I also had to refresh myself on writing, being that it's been a hot minute.

So, I guess you guys can see less of Nondis being a whipping post for the future. As far as what will come of him being in the military, well you'll just have to wait and see. As for why Twilight seems to be a little more... promiscuous, you will have to find out after he's done with basic training.