“All right, girls, listen up!” Apple Bloom yelled as she cuddled next to Diamond Tiara. “Mah girl and ah are going to be relaxin’ in the tree house, but them stupid colts are getting in our way.”

“Those jerks have been bothering us for weeks!” Diamond Tiara whined. “Is it really so bad that two mares love each other like we do?” Diamond Tiara asked as she nuzzled Apple Bloom’s cheek.

“...I think any relationship is nasty,” Scootaloo muttered under her breath. “But yeah, those colts are a bunch of idiots. We’ll take care of them!” Scootaloo said as she puffed out her chest.

“Yeah! Nopony gets in the way of our friends love!” Sweetie Belle added, her horn glowing, ready to unleash her magic at a moments notice.

“I’m just here for the food,” Silver Spoon said with a dorky smile. “Can we watch Samurai Pizza Cats after we beat up the colts?”

“...Sure, why not?” Apple Bloom muttered. “Now go! Show them colts what happens when you mess with love!”

“Messing with love!” the three of them yelled as she rushed out of the tree house, and straight to school.

The colts, or more precisely, Button Mash, Rumble, and Pip, were gathered around a single gameboy, each arguing with each other who got to play with it first.

“It’s my gameboy! I should get to play with it!” Button Mash yelled as he pushed Rumble.

“So what? It’s my school!” Rumble yelled back as he pushed Button’s back.

“Hey! Is that a bunch of fillies running up to us with hammers and a frozen banana?” Pip asked, though the other two ignored him.

“No it’s not! The school belongs to-”

“Die you homophobic jerks!”

“Homo-what?!” the three yelled as they were assaulted by the combined might of Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Silver Spoon.

After an entire hour of beatings, the three colts agreed never to bother the resident school lesbians ever again.

“Hooray! We’re heroes!” Silver Spoon squee’d with joy. “Now we can go watch Samurai Pizza cats!”

“That’s right, Silver Spoon,” Sweetie Belle said as she wrapped a hoof around Silver. “And after that’s done, we can have a huge orgy.” The three fillies looked at each other, a small smile adorning their face.

That night, “The Orgy of a Thousand Fillies” was born, scarring the world with underage filly sex. And Celestia enjoyed every second of it.

The End.