Diamond Tiara knew she had to do it. After all, somepony had to teach that blank flank a lesson in humility, and Celestia dang it, it was going to be her!

“Come here, Apple Bloom!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she threw another banana at Apple Bloom, aiming for her but hole.

“Diamond Tiara, stop!” Apple Bloom whined. “Ya know the docters told us ta stop doing this! It’s unhygenic!”

“Your face is unhygenic!” Diamond Tiara replied. She leaped into the air, and kicked towards Apple Bloom, propelling herself forward and landed on the farm ponies back.

“Gah! Oh no!” Apple Bloom whined as she lifted her flank into the air. Oh well, might as well enjoy this

“Reverse eat banana, you blank flank who-”

“Diamond Tiara!” Silver Spoon ran up to the two panting. “They have new porn at the video store! Ignore that blank flank and let’s go!”

“New porn?” Diamond Tiara mumbled as she dropped her banana. “That. Is. AWESOME!” she screamed as she jumped up and ran towards the video store. “Awesome bondage video’s here I cum!”

“W-wait for me!” Silver Spoon whined, leaving a saddened Apple Bloom behind.

“...Oh well, maybe next time,” Apple Bloom muttered as she rubbed her banana free flank.

The End