I was relaxing in a field watching Applejack, Pinkie and Watcher dig a hole. None of them were using shovels since my bitch now had phobia of them. Apparently, shoving the bladed end of a shovel up a Pony's ass doesn't result in better sexy times. The more you know!

Spike was making snacks back at the library and Dad was with the others who were trying to get Fluttershy to get face to face with one of her phobias, because they're good friends and like to see her tortured. Actually, Dad might be trying to stop them. We were going to watch a Dragon migration that was happening. There wasn't much more to say or think about it. I could see Dad and the others making their way back from Fluttershy's cottage, unsurprisingly without her. Rarity wasn't with them either.

It was strange having your Father be an alien from an alternate universe. Sure, through my childhood he visited every few years, but the version of him I'd ended up with was before he'd even slept with Mom, so he didn't have any proper, Fatherly, emotional attachment to me yet. It was especially weird being in the alternate universe that he lived in, making us both aliens since he didn't originate from this one either.

"Ya know," started the farm Pony in the hole, "ya could use ya fancy magic t' help us ou' here."

"Said the Pony who insisted that you'd all be fine without shovels," I retorted, stretching out my back.

"Tha's no' the-"

"Dammit, Applejack, I said to not bother digging a hole!" Called Dad as he came closer to the hole. "It only takes a few seconds with magic!"

"Well tha's wha' Ah wus tryin' to tell Vesper 'ere, bu' she wouldn' listen!"

"Did you say something to her about not needing shovels to dig a hole?!"

"Well, yeah, bu'-!"

"Then it's your own fault!" Dad and the others finally reached the semi-hole that had been dug. After a quick flash from his horn, Dad teleported the dirt and rocks in the general area in front of him away, creating a trench. "There, see? Easy."

Everypony except Dad, Watcher and I changed into camo clothes and got into the trench. Twilight, Applejack and Pinkie started watching the sky with binoculars and talking amongst themselves. I didn't really care so I went to talk with Dad, who was standing around and staring off into space as he tended to do.

"So what happened with Fluttershy?" I asked, breaking him out of his trance.

"They all tried to force her to go," he replied. "I just watched."

"Why do we need a trench anyway?"

"So we don't get attacked."

"Who cares if we get attacked? We can take out any number of them!"

"Yeah, and destroy the ecosystem while we're at it."

"How did you two get so strong that you can just casually talk about fighting a horde of dragons?" Asked Watcher.

"Well," I started, "Cloud and Sky are both mega powerful for reasons I can't say. Actually, I only know Sky's reasons, Cloud's are probably different. Anyway, mix the genes of two mega powerful Ponies and multiply it by them being so similar to each other, and you get the sexiest, most badass Pony to walk the multiverse."

"Even if Sky's past is different," stated Dad, "you still probably shouldn't tell me about it. Just to be safe."

"I know, that's why I..." A strange feeling coursing through me caused me to trail off. It felt tingly, just like when I used a lot of magic. My vision started to fade and suddenly felt exhausted. "I... I don't feel so good..." I tried to take a step forward, only to stumble.

"What's wrong?" Asked Dad in a concerned voice.

"I... Don't know... I'm freaking out here, man..."

"What's happening to you?" As my vision faded more and more, I started to panic.

"I-I don't know!" My vision faded completely and I fell to the floor. "Help... Dad..."

My consciousness mimicked my vision, and all thought faded away.

Author's Notes:

What could be wrong with Vesper?!
You'll have to wait extra long to find out, because as a 50th chapter special, the next chapter will be a Q&A.

Wanna know the size of Clouds butt-hole?
Wanna know what Watcher does when Vesper's not abusing him?
Leave any and all questions in the comments below!