"Hey, Celestia?"

"Yes, Cloud?"

"Can I kill Blueblood?"

"No, you can't kill Blueblood."

"Aw... Fine. What about the pony with ten tones of explosives strapped to their back and a detonator in their mouth that just entered the throne room?"

"Wait, what? Are you serious?"

"Yeah. So can I kill them instead?"

"Uh, sure. But only if you try to stop them without killing them first."

"What?!"

"Deal?"

"Fine. Deal."

"For my sake, Cloud, you got blood all over the carpet!"

"Oops, sorry."

"Do you know how hard it's gonna be to order somepony else to clean it?"

"About as hard as teleporting Soap Sud up here and pointing in the general direction."

"I can't be bothered to cast a teleportation spell!"

"Alright, alright! I'll teleport him for you."

"Gah! How did I get here?!"

"You teleported. Cloud got blood on the throne room carpet, go clean it."

"Cloud! For the millionth time, stop killing terrorists on the easily stained furniture!"

"Sorry!"

"Luna?"

"That is Princess Luna to you!"

"Sorry. Princess Luna?"

"What, Cloud?"

"Can you teach me dream magic?"

"No."

"Aw! Why not?!"

"Because we say so."

"But Luna-!"

"Princess Luna!"

"But Princess Luna! I wanna control dreams and stuff!"

"Too bad. It is our special ability, you do not see us asking you for Arcane magic, do you?"

"Okay..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"So... Wanna bang?"

"Get out of our chambers!"

"Hey, Watcher."

"Hey, Cloud."

"How's guard duty been?"

"Same old. Captain Armour tries to show us up by doing normal guard duties and ends up letting in terrorists then blames us."

"So that's where they keep coming from..."

"It's a shame you didn't become Captain, Armour is bucking terrible."

"Leadership isn't really my thing."

"Yeah. It's too bad anyway. Oh, here comes Bog Clogger. Hey, Bog."

"Hey, Watcher."

"Hey, Bog."

"Buck off, Stick-Head."

"Geez, somepony's got their racism turned up to eleven today."

"Yeah, Bog, you shouldn't be so offensive to him. He saved Equestria! And the world, thinking about it."

"Am I supposed to care?"

"I'll just talk to you later, Watcher. When a certain racist isn't around."

"Celestia! I'm bored!"

"So?"

"Help me be un-bored!"

"Have you asked my sister for sex today?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I can't think of anything else you could do."

"But I'm so bored!"

"What do ponies normally do when they're bored?"

"How should I know? I'm a social outcast."

"I don't know what you should do then. Go and bother Luna for a while."

"Fine."

"Princess Lun-"

"Nope."

"I just wanna-"

"Nope."

"You-"

"Nope."

"But-"

"Nope."

"I-"

"Nope."

"Okay then..."

"Watcher!"

"Yes, Cloud?"

"I'm bored!"

"So?"

"Help me be un-bored!"

"Have you asked Princess Luna for sex today?"

"Yeah."

"Then... Go eat donuts at Pony Joe's."

"Okay. Thanks for the suggestion."

"Morning, Celestia."

"Good morning, Cloud."

"Hey, Celestia?"

"Yes, Cloud?"

"Can I kill Blueblood?"

"No, you can't kill Blueblood."

Author's Notes:

Just some silly filler.