“Ya know, maybe I’m the last one that should say it, but I don’t think every problem in the world can be solved by sex…” Babs Seed exchanged a meaningful look with Scootaloo, who rolled her eyes at the sheer absurdity of that statement. Applebloom joined the fray, scrunching up her face and then trying to suppress a nervous laugh.

“Well, this one has to be resolved with sex.”

“You sure about it…?”

“Quite so! Here, I’ll even let you check and make cross references with that body modification spell book...” Twilight opened the huge tome in front of Babs and pointed at a particularly densely written passage.

“Uh, I’m flattered but it’s like you’re speaking Arabic to me…”

“Oh, sorry. I got a little bit carried away with it.” Twilight closed the book with a magical flick of her fingers. “But, to make this short, I need the first pony on which it was cast and everything will go back to normal.”

“Uh...Why not the caster herself?”

“We need a template, a fetish on which to focus the magical energies. And yes…” Twilight rolled her eyes and blushed. “The pun is intended.”

“But still good.”

“All we need to do is to find out patient zero. Which makes it sounds like a zombie movie, but I’ll find a better name later.”

“We can always write a script and revise it as a porn parody.” Rainbow Dash said floating by.

“The Cock-Apockalypse: Chapter one!” Scootaloo said, mimicking with her hands a huge banner bearing the name of a movie at a possible premiere.

“Why chapter one?” Rainbow said.

“We have to milk for a sequel, duh!”

“Of course! That’s all the modern film industry cares about. And so should we!”

“Oh, please! I hope there’s not a sequel to this!” Fluttershy sobbed. “This is supremely awkward!”

“Don’t worry, Fluttershy. We’ll dramatize the events, change the names and slap a happy ending to it.”

“We can’t we have a happy ending now? We always do manage to get it.”

“That sounds good. I guess we’ll have to fix that by post production.”

“Yeah...About that…” Babs grinned, trying not to look in Twilight’s eyes and focusing on her hooves. The Princess of Friendship tilted her head and slowly raised her index, trying to babble something.

“Don’t tell me...You…?” Twilight lifted her finger and pointed it at Babs’ chest. She tried to suppress a small, nervous, totally inappropriate smile.

“Wow. You are smart.”

“How did it…?” Twilight tilted her head and pointed down at Babs’ pants. “And why?”

“Let’s just say I pissed off the wrong pony that learned from you.”

“Awwww…I’m so sorry.”

“Why? It’s not your fault.”

“I know, but I should always teach my students about responsibility of magic.”

“We were drunk. Believe me, no responsibility was involved.”

“Oh. That makes it...Better, I suppose? No, wait, you should’ve acted responsibly and not gotten drunk.”

“You decide. Also, I don’t want to be a nagger or something but shouldn’t we…?” Babs pointed up to the disaster of splattered semen atop the once immaculate crystal spires.

“Oh, you’re right…” Twilight twirled her fingers and the mess disappeared in a bright purple hue.

“Nice.”

“Now, tell me, who was she?”

“Allula…”

“I don’t remember her. What did you do to make herself so angry?”

“I’ve been really mean to her. I kinda had it coming. But she’s not the one behind this whole mess. We thought it might be Dinky.”

“Dinky Hooves? I tutored her a couple times!”

“Yeah…That went well.”

“So…” Rainbow Dash sat on the bed, next to Applejack, arms nonchalantly crossed behind her head. The farm girl sat with her legs as tight as possible as she tried to hide her quite remarkable shame and her breasts. “You scored with both of them.”

“Eeyup. It kinda happened...”

“I feel you. I mean, Pinkie Pie jumped on me the instant she saw me and honestly, I’m not looking back. Nopony is judging you here. It happens! What? You think I’m going to be some kind of prude to my best friends? So, don’t stay there and be all ashamed. We still think you’re cool.”

“Thanks, sugarcube. Ah’m not...Kinda proud of mahself but if ya say it couldn’t be helped…” She flashed a quick smile at her friend, touched by her unwavering support. “It means a lot tah me.”

She patted the farmpony’s bare back. “Hey, that’s what friends are for. So, I’m not asking you all the raunchy details about it but—”

“Ya ain’t getting them, sugarcube.”

“Worth a shot. At least, are you willing to share the Apple family’s magical threesome secret?”

“There ain’t one.” Applejack quipped, dryer than a desert as she put on her bra.

“Well, your cousin proves otherwise. The rumors, AJ!”

“Well, mah cousin is...Mah cousin is...A lucky son of a gun…” She muttered the last part, trying to keep herself unheard...But from Rainbow’s pointy and attentive ears. “Ya mind?”

“Yes, Dashie. I’m trying to listen.” Pinkie Pie was hugging Rainbow from behind. A huge, old timey, auscultatory device in the form of a horn made of copper jammed in her ear. Rainbow Dash just rolled her eyes and stifled a little laugh. “I believe there’s a lucky frying pan involved or something.”

“Nopony has managed tah scrub that image from mah mind yet.” Applebloom said, still in a daze over the...Interesting spectacle from before. In fact, she winced the moment her gaze rested upon her sister.

“I’m...Uh...Sorry ya had ta see me like that…” Applejack finally grabbed her panties being handed to her by Rainbow Dash and somehow managed to stuff herself into them. “Thanks. Where were they?”

“On the ceiling.” Rainbow said.

“Wow…”

“Sis, ah love you and ah’ll always respect ya but, seriously, at least put your pants on…” Applebloom slapped a hand in front of her eyes, pointing at Applejack’s panties squeezing her enormous erection. The thin fabric was about to burst under the pressure.

“Oh, uhm...Sorry…”

“Seriously, though...Nice job…” Applebloom used just one hand to cover her eyes and raised the other one in a fist in need of a bump as a cheeky grin spread to her lips.

“Oh, don’t ya start.” Applejack chuckled and playfully ruffled her sister’s mane, letting out a breath of relief for her sister’s understanding.

“Holy crap!” The voice thundered from the Castle’s doors. “I have never seen that many protesters! Not since that time Dad wanted to expand that plantation!”

Applebloom rolled her eyes. “Yup. That’s Diamond Tiara, alright.”

“They threw a tomato at me! Can you believe it?”

“I don’t think it’s a tomato. It looks like mud.” Silver Spoon said as she examine Tiara’s pink dress.

“Gross! Even worse!”

“Didn’t you fall on the ground while trying to, um, make your way through them?” Silver Spoon said.

“Well, you shoved that mare on the ground, she shoved you back. “ Sweetie Belle replied. She conjured a small napkin and quickly tried to scrub the stain out of Tiara’s light pink shirt.

“That’s not how I remember it.” Diamond Tiara grumbled. “I mean, is it my fault ponies don’t know they have the let me pass first?”

“Sweetie Belle!” Applebloom ran over to her friend and lunged at her in a bone crushing hug. “Oh, mah gosh! We couldn’t find ya anywhere!”

“Well…” Sweetie Belle struggled to breathe a little as Applebloom’s grip was tightening. “I had to see how Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were doing…”

“Oh. And how were they doing?” Applebloom said.

“Smashingly. Thank you!” Diamond Tiara flashed a victory sign. “Best sex I got in, like, forever!”

“Ugh...Alright…Ah’m just glad you girls are okay.” Applebloom finally let go of a grateful Sweetie Belle, until she started shaking her by the shoulders. “Wait?! What about Button?! Is he okay? Did he grow another one?!”

“It doesn’t work like that! And he’s home. I kinda...Thought it would better for him.”

“Why?”

“I was worried about him. I mean, he’s just not cut for magical disasters or Cutie Poxes or Magical Mystery Swapping!”

“Oh, come on. First of all, it isn’t even that dangerous.” Silver Spoon said. “Second of all, he could’ve joined! I want to try a colt!”

“At least if you’re into spontaneous orgies.” Diamond Tiara said. Rainbow Dash lifted her hand, still awaiting for the high five. Applejack was undeterred and left her hanging once again. “Also, did you say what I think you just said?”

“Yup. Colt! I want to bottom!”

“Oh, I’m so proud of you!” Diamond lunged at her fillyfriend and hugged her tightly, even lifting her from the ground and twirling her gently.

Scootaloo threw in her two bits next. “Yeah. I kinda think you are underestimating him.”

“Oh, you too?” Sweetie Belle pouted and shook her clenched fist at the sides of her body.

“I’m serious! I mean, I’m sorry if I never did say it before but I really think that. First, you get to fool around with Babs and then you keep him as a spare?”

“You did wha’?!” Rarity yelled and then basically froze in shock. “I knew it! I knew that you were doing...Things in your room! With that…” Rarity made a gesture to imply that between her palms was something of average width and length before feeling a draft going up her spine. “Eeeeuggh!” Rarity grabbed a curtain, that for some reason was hanging in a room with no windows and wore it around her naked body.

“Oh my…” Sweetie Belle suddenly realizing that her sister was in the very same room, and wanted to disappear at the center of the earth. “I, uh...Hi, sis?”

The fashionista had gotten up from the bed and looked straight down into Sweetie’s eyes, causing the younger mare to tremble in fear.

“”Did I do something that made you angry?” She felt she was asking a very stupid question, but that’s how much she managed to squeak out in her complete and utter fear.

“No, because I fooled around as well and I now realize that I’m not in the position to talk about morals!” Rarity was surprisingly auto critical of herself but still managed a tone of voice that was more fit to yell at Sweetie Belle than self examination. “But I’m still deeply angry with you!”

“Uh...Cool?”

“I mean, I can understand a coltfriend but sleeping around with your friends? Which I just did and…” Rarity stopped her rant and sighed and adjusted her mane to make it look at least somewhat acceptable. “I’m really looking bad right now, aren’t I?”

“But why are you so angry, then?”

“Because I care about you, and I’m afraid this kind of behavior will sully the friendships that have lasted a lifetime! And did I mention I’m really worried about you?”

“You know, sis...When you get unnerved you’re surprisingly sincere.”

“I know! I cannot stop! I’m a magical fountain of frustrated feelings!” Rarity said as she further messed up her no longer coiffured mane. “I have so many things buried in the back of the mind and I want to laugh and cry!”

“Well, it could be hormones.” Twilight said. “I guess it varies from pony to pony.”

“Were you the one that ate my last sweetroll?” Pinkie Pie asked, jumping on the gun almost immediately.

“Yes! And I’m really sorry for it!” Rarity cried out. “But I was hungry and your sweet rolls are delicious. Forgive me, my friend!”

“I always suspected it but I forgive you!” Pinkie Pie immediately hugged the half naked unicorn and the two cried tender tears of forgiveness and overreactions.

“Were you really enjoying my slideshow about Arabian Squirrels?” Fluttershy said.

“I fell asleep halfway through!”

“It was kind of boring.” The cream colored pegasus chuckled, not bothered in the least.

“Who is the best lay?” Rainbow asked with a cruel snicker.

“Twilight, definitely!” Rarity blurted out and too late slapped shut her mouth with both hands.

Applejack threw a sad, disappointed glare at her but quickly composed herself before being caught by Rainbow. “And why is that?”

“Don’t answer, Rarity! That’s the loophole!” Pinkie Pie screamed in her megaphone. No one hardly even noticed it appearing from seemingly nowhere. “Don’t fall in the trap of that sexy, sexy trolling pegasus!”

“Because she does things with her mouth and—” Pinkie Pie took the matter in her own hands and slammed Rarity’s mouth shut with one hand. Rarity protested weakly as Pinkie’s grip grew stronger by the second.

“Jealous much?” Rainbow leaned towards Applejack, barely suppressing a smirk.

“Yes. Yes, ah am.”

“I made a terrible mistake.” Scootaloo said, facepalming.

“It happens.” Babs patted her back. “Also, I’m not angry ya just blew my cover.”

“Sorry about that…” Scootaloo scooted next to Babs, landing her ruffled mane on her shoulder. “We are still together, right?”

“Heh, don’t worry. I’m kinda tired of all the secrets and lies.”

“Secret and lies are not fun!” Pinkie Pie yelled. “I know that! In fact, let’s just raise our hands and say the ponies we had sex with in the last few months! Rainbow Dash!” Pinkie Pie noticed that not only her list was extremely short but none of her friends raised their hands. “Oh, come on, girls! I heard you before! I know what happened!”

“Seriously? How far back we are going?” Rainbow said.

“A few months. I mean...Even before we got together.”

“Soooo...Does that mean you haven’t had somepony in…?”

“Years…” Pinkie Pie blushed, her hands nervously shaking as she held Rainbow’s. “I guess...I was waiting for the right pony?”

“Um, sis...Can we talk about how to fix this...Whatever this thing is?” Sweetie Belle pointed at the - still opened - castle’s door and from the sounds of it, the protesters outside turning their righteous indignation into a spontaneous orgy.

“Well, I believe Twilight said something about casual sex.” Rarity said, adjusting the towel around her body and gathering a crumb of dignity. “There will be more of it?!”

“Yup.” Twilight said. “Well, not that casual since there are plenty preparations to do but, yes. The emotional attachment is not an issue. Or at least I hope it’s not an issue.”

“You mean...It didn’t mean something for you?!” Rarity looked like she was going to burst in tears.

“I...Uh...Maybe?” Twilight backed herself in a metaphorical corner, her wings rustling nervously.

“Maybe? What does that mean? You want to seduce me and abandon me?! And Applejack?!”

“Ah wasn’t seduced! It was jus’ the spur of the moment!”

“I...oh my gosh, I don’t know how to feel about this...May I get back to you later about this?!” Twilight ruffled her own mane, a drop of cold sweat crossing her brow.

“Does nopony think about my feelings?!” Rarity fell on her knees, shaking her hands at her cruel fortune. “Am I destined to be alone, seduced and abandoned by the ponies I trusted with my life!”

“Still, uh…” Scootaloo fidgeted on her hooves, trying to at least ignore the drama happening few inches from her. “I don’t think you’ve been completely honest with Button.”

“I know…” Sweetie said sadly. “But now is not the moment. What, you think he’s just going to pop in the front doors and—”

“Sweetie Belle! We have to discuss about our relationship!” As if on cue, Button Mash was there, and had the decency to close the castle’s front door after kicking them open with rather unexpected strength. The colt looked exhausted and sweaty and was missing his trademark hat. “And this time we have to be honest!”

“Oh, this is just getting better and better!” Diamond Tiara said. “What’s next? Comedy? Drama? Sex?”

“A combination of all three?” Silver Spoon said.

“Seems likely.” Babs added. Silver Spoon raised her fist and the two bumped it together.

“What? You want some popcorn while you’re at it?” Scootaloo snarked.

“Oh, that would be so nice.” Diamond Tiara. “And you even offered to go and get it for me.” Scootaloo glared at her, to which Tiara let out a nervous laugh and friendly poke on her shoulder. “Just...Joking?”

“Sweetie Belle!” Button took a deep breath and dramatically pointed at his fillyfriend. “I have to have sex with Babs!”

Sweetie Belle slapped him in the face so hard it knocked him in the ground. “How dare you! I was just going to say that you were a good colt and I wanted a deeper understanding of our relationship!”

“I...Uh…Really?!” Button checked his surrounding, squinting his eyes to make sure the three Sweetie Bells he was seeing were just in his imagination. “Can I rephrase that?”

“I’m listening.” Sweetie Belle crossed her arms and looked sternly at him, tapping her finger nervously on her forearm.

“It’s...It’s the only way I can feel like a stallion again!”

“You are treading on very thin ice, Button! What does that even mean?!”

“Yeah! What does that even mean?” Asked Babs who, unlike Sweetie Belle, was genuinely confused. “I mean, lots of ponies want to have sex with me. Most of them are in this room.” Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon raised their hands sheepishly. “ What gives?”

“Well, you see—”

“And I’ll tell you more, Applejack! I really, really think this can work!” Rarity was heard from the other room, loudly yelling. “Three way marriages are yet to be legal, sure, but the law is changing!”

“And I have already been shipping you two since...Forever!” Pinkie Pie said. “Twilight can get in as well. There’s no problem! In fact, Twilight would make it awesomer!”

“Wait? What’s shipping?” Rainbow asked. “You sent them packages?”

“So, that thing we do on Saturday Nights? Basically, you want other ponies you like to do it with each other! And the discussion can get very passionate about it.”

“Oh...So does that mean that she really took it in her—?”

“For the last time, ya ain’t getting details. Period. Get yer own threesome!”

“Umh...I’m not an expert of these things but I agree with Rarity and Pinkie. I mean, why not?”

“Thank you, Fluttershy! Glad to have you on my side.”

“I mean, it would take a great deal of emotional maturity to handle but I think you three have what it takes. You are the best ponies I know! Who are we to judge? Who am I to judge?”

“Woah...Now ah’m kinda flattered.”

“Well, at least they’re distracted.” Sweetie Belle sighed and helped Button back to his hooves. “Wait, you aren’t wearing your beanie?”

“I thought it was a time to put away foalish things. Feel free to slap me again but I have to do this!”

“But why?! I mean…” Sweetie Belle felt an immense shame as the truth of her actions finally dawned on her. “I mean...I know that I wanted to give you another chance. And I went to Babs first anyways…”

“Yeah…” His ears flopped down sadly. “I kinda knew that. I mean, it was kind of a confidence boost for you. Or something. No point of dancing around this issue. I just know she was waaaaay better than me.”

“Oh, don’t you be so hard on yourself. I’m not with you just for the sex. And just because I’m getting a massive boner from just talking about it, doesn’t mean it has to be the center of my life.”

“Still, I just don’t feel all right with myself. As a stallion. So, if I have sex with her, it all will be balanced out and we can’t feel guilty about it.”

“This does not make sense!” Babs said. “Or does it...Wait...How did you think of that one?”

“I just did.” Button said.

“Wouldn’t make more sense if ya...I ‘unno, slept with Scootaloo?”

“Yeah, that would make more sense. I’d have no problem if you slept with Scootaloo.” Sweetie said.

“I do have problems if he sleeps with Scootaloo!” The pegasus in question said. “I mean, not with you in particular, Button.”

“Well, uh, I ain’t pushing it on you. No siree. I mean, ma’am. I mean, Scootaloo.”

“It does sound like some kind of alpha male bullcrap.” Scootaloo said.

“It’s just balancing the odds! It wouldn’t even be that weird because you’re kind of half a mare, anyways!”

“Excuse me!” Babs stepped forward and looked at him with a stern look. “I’ll have ya know that I’m more of a mare than anypony else. Just because I have a dick doesn’t mean I have turned into a colt! I’m not half and half! I’m both and I’m okay with it! Can’t believe it took that long to realize it but it’s true!” She said, punctuating every word with a poke to his chest.

“I would totally be okay with you expressing your mare side, actually.” Scootaloo said as she hugged Babs from behind and dragged her away before she poked poor, twig like Button until she made a hole in him. The colt massaged his pained chest.

“See? Your fillyfriend is okay with it!” Button said. “It’s something that, well, you girls have shared. That Sweetie shared. And I think I should do it, too.”

“Oh, you too, Scoots?” Sweetie Belle said as she was tending to Button.

“I’m sorry but it kinda makes sense! I mean, yeah, it kinda sounds like he’s trying to reclaim his territory or something.”

“I don’t think you are territory. Or Sweetie Belle, for that matter.” Button said. “It’s just something we have to try.”

“Uh...You know it would be very hot…” Button felt Sweetie’s erection planting itself on his back. He blushed uncontrollably but tried to stay calm.

“But let’s talk about the elephant in the room.” Babs rolled her eyes and pointed down at her crotch. “You aren’t concerned with this, aren’t you?”

“Yes.” Button gulped nervously. “Yes, I am. But I’m willing to try this, at least.”

“Wait, would this mean you’d be willing to…?” Scootaloo made a circle with her thumb and index and started driving the finger of the other hand into it repeatedly. Applebloom stopped her by grabbing her hand and flashing a death glare.

“I...I don’t know. Maybe?”

“You would do this for me?” Sweetie Belle cooed and hugged Button tightly. “Really? You’re willing to do that to save our relationship?”

“Ah think it’s stupid.” Applebloom said. “Ah mean, if Button isn’t completely convinced about it he can’t force himself to do it. And that’s jus’ the tip of the iceberg!”

“Well, uh...I mean, I did have some thoughts about it…” Button’s cheek turned so red they started to smoke. “I am willing to try…”

“Well, that’s not a problem.” Sweetie Belle said. “I mean, everypony here got a little gay.”

“Hey, I was gay for Babs before it was cool.” Scootaloo stood there proud, with her hands over her hips as her wings flapped vigorously.

“Oh, you did not just say that.” Applebloom facepalmed.

“Oh, yes. I did say that.”

“Babs, though...The moment you think something it’s wrong or you feel uncomfortable or you just plain don’t like it, we’ll leave this behind us.”

“Shouldn’t we think about how to solve this mess, though?” Babs said. “And the same goes for you, though.”

“Well, the brainiacs are there still arguing.” Sweetie Belle pointed at the door of the hidden room. Twilight popped out of it briefly.

“Can you give us a few minutes? We are making progress...Mostly.” With that, Twilight got back into the heated discussion. “As I was saying, I’m starting to see the point…”

“How would I even explain that to Granny, though?!”

“You tell her the truth! She lived for a long time, she saw things!”

“So...I guess we have a few minutes.” Sweetie said.

“I...I really don’t know about this, though. Scoots, come with me a minute.” Babs went and dragged Scootaloo by her wrist to take her in a separate, quiet angle of the castle. “Please, tell me you are okay with this!” Babs asked, her voice cracking slightly and nearly on the verge of tears.

“Wha-What?!” Scootaloo stepped forward and gently grasped her fillyfriend’s hand. She seemed to tone down the shaking once she held her close

“I don’t know, this is like that time I slept with Diamond Tiara...And Applebloom, well...That time Coz wasn’t jealous about it...Are you jealous about it?”

“Oh...Babs, are you asking me to be jealous to prove that I love you?”

“Are you? Do you ?”

“No and yes.”

“What does that mean?”

“I mean, I do love you…” Scootaloo stood on her hooves and planted a kiss on Babs’ nose, causing the earth pony to blush and tremble. Scootaloo found it extremely cute; even though they were more than accustomed to each other on the physical sense, they still had a place for pure moments like this. “Celestia knows if I do. But I’m not jealous. I think that, if you care so much to fix this mess and you’re willing to do that, it’s a very noble thing.”

“It...It is? Really?”

“For me, at least. Don’t worry about it.” Scootaloo caressed the cheek of a lovestruck Babs. She couldn’t help but look at her like the most beautiful, precious thing in the world. “Besides, we all like sex here.”

“Well, it’s true. Alright…I guess I’ll do it, then. But I swear to make up for it to you.”

“There’s no need for it.”

“Promise me that you won’t watch.”

“I promise.” Scootaloo crossed her fingers behind her back.

“I cannot believe we have to do this…” Allula sneaked in an alley as moans filled the air, trying to avoid the puddles of semen laying on the streets. The young unicorn looked around in pure horror as the giant sex in the sky pulsated in an eerie light. The quiet village she remembered became a gigantic porn movie set. “How did it come to this?” She leaned her back against a wall in search of some peace and quiet.

“Oh, there’s a long story for that…”

Allula turned to see a young unicorn mare leaning against her very same wall. She had a bruised eye and a purple tank top. “‘Sup.”

“Um, hello?” Allula scooted away from her a few inches. She did notice the bulge in the mare’s pants...

“No, don’t worry. I’m not going to jump on you. We have this under control. For now, at least.” The mare sighed sadly.

“Oh, sorry. It’s just that this situation is bucked up!”

“Y-yeah...It is...Name’s Dinky.” She offered her hand to Allula who shook it warmly.

“Dinky? Dinky Hooves?!”

“Yeah?”

“We went to school together! You were the mailmare’s daughter!”

“Oh my gosh! I can’t believe it!” She squared carefully the mare head to hooves. “Lulu?!”

She pulled Dinky in a warm hug and patted her back. “How are you? And what about Derpy? She was always so nice!”

“Well, she’s fine, apart from the whole dick growing thing. She took it well enough. She went ahead to look for a friend of hers.”

“What happened to your eye?” Allula moved one lock of Dinky’s mane to look at her swollen eye.

“My fillyfriend punched me in the face.”

“Oh...Oh, dear…” Allula looked in horror as she was undecided wheter to move a lock of Dinky's mane to better check on it. "Want me to take a look?"

“I kinda deserved it, though.”

“Oh, that’s bullcrap! Don’t you ever think that again! Did she make you feel like that? I bet it was for some stupid reason and—”

“No, no. She had good reasons because I’m the one that started this mess!” She pointed at the sky and the giant, flaming organ in it.

“You wha’?!”

“Yeah! And the punch was because I did sleep with Babs! And she was jealous! And, in hindsight, I really shouldn’t have kidnapped Scootaloo!”

“Wait a minute...Babs? Babs Seed?”

“Yeah?”

“Did she have a dick as well?”

Dinky blinked. “Yeah? And a huge one at that! In fact, that’s the reason I even attempted this thing! But I ended up getting two!”

“Dinky…” Allula shuddered at what Dinky had said but tried to keep a clear head.”I believe it was destiny that brought us together! What was your plan, again?”

“Let’s go to Princess Twilight!”

“It’s a good plan. And I do have a way to make us get there sooner.”

“My mom and my fillyfriend should be just ahead.”

“Oh, alright...Let’s get this out of the way.” Babs couldn’t believe what she was saying but the faster they returned to some peace and sanity, the better. Also, she admitted with a bit of shame, she was quite curious to try it. Not because she hadn’t had a stallion in a while but he was also the first since her new “situation”. In a way, she kinda felt responsible for Sweetie and Button’s strife in their relationship and if this was a way to solve it, so be it. The two found themselves a small room of the castle to get themselves some peace and quiet.

“I...I can’t believe we are doing this…” Button said, his breath coming out in hasty and small staccatos as he felt Babs’ ravenous kisses on his neck. She had a strong grip and pushed him against the wall, her generous bosom pushing against his chest.

“Well, you better believe it.” Babs started to fiddle with Button’s shirt, trying to get him out of that. She managed to pull it halfway through before it got stuck on his head.

“Mmmghh…”

“Oh, for Celestia’s sake. Here let me help you.” She gave a good pull and managed to get him out of the shirt trap, popping him away a few inches and made him stumble on the bed. Babs took a look at his rather tacky shirt.

“Pony Fantasy III?”

“It’s underrated.”

“True.” Babs threw away the shirt and started crawling towards him on the bed. He trembled as his lips touched her own before the rowdy mare pulled him into a real kiss. Their lips locked with passion as their tongues started to wrestle, sliding and slobbering onto each other as Babs pushed her weight on Button, making him fall flat on the bed. Button started caressing her flanks until Babs grabbed his hands and boldly placed them on her ass. He yelped in their shared kiss as he reveled in the sheer firmness of it. He felt the bulge on his pants growing and pressing against Babs’. He sucked his breath in and resumed the wild making out.

“Can you see something?” Scootaloo said. She tried to flutter her wings to give herself a little freedom instead of the constraining feeling of that cramped closet. Sweetie Belle poking at her with her horn just made things worse.

“Uh...I think that’s her butt.” The unicorn said, trying to wrestle Scoots out her monopoly of the little hole in the closet’s door.

“Let me see that!” She pushed Sweetie out of the way and it slowly escalated in a scuffle as Button and Babs were getting busy.

Button started to fiddle with Babs’ shirt as he slipped a hand under it. He started feeling up her back in search of a bra until, he realized there was none to find. “Oh my gosh…”

“Wait, it gets better.” Babs stood on her knees and cut the foreplay as she removed her shirt in one swift movement, exposing her generous bosom to the world. Button looked enraptured at the giant orange orbs, swinging left and right like giant balloons. The orbs were adorned by big, meaty nipples that were just begging to be sucked and he reveled in sweet anticipation at the thought of feeling their softness under his hands. “What do you think?”

“Oh my gosh, she’s showing her boobs!”

“Well, he’s done for. The moment she flashed those boobs at me, I was hooked.”

“Ah still don’t know why ya’ll dragged me into this.” Applebloom grumbled while timidly trying to peek from the hole. “Is it just me or does closet smell?”

“Oh, you wanted to see it, don't ya lie.”

Applebloom gloomly nodded.

Button tentatively approached her boobs, before moving in for the grab. Those breasts felt amazing, like pillows filled with marshmallows. He started breathing slowly as he was focused on the task literally at hand. Babs appeared to appreciate as he handled her boobs with care, squeezing them just so well and playing with her nipples. The Manehattan mare bent forward and offered the golden orbs. “Suck on them.” She said sharply.

“Oh...Ok…” Button complied and took the juicy nipple between his lips. He closed his eyes and approached it slowly with his tongue. He found out that it tasted great. He started suckling on it slowly and deliberately, reveling in the sweet taste as he started speeding up his pace, playing with the other breast while his other hand went down to Babs’ pants. He slipped his hand down in her jeans and started grasping at her pubic hair. He stopped the moment he came close to...It.

“Huh...You okay, Button?” Babs said as she gently pulled her chest back. The colt started mumbling something as his gaze wandered around right where their crotches were pressed together. Babs knew what it was the moment she realized of the raging stiffness in her pants.
“Oh...That...I mean, you are cute…”

“Thanks.” He giggled nervously.

“Ya know what? Let’s break the ice.” Babs slipped her thumbs in Button’s pant and she started pulling them down slowly. Button stood there as though frozen but didn’t avert his eyes. He gulped and started breathing slowly as Babs pulled down his pants enough so that she could take out his half erect cock with her hand. He nearly bit his tongue as the oversensitive organ was being handled with care and every inch of it was supersensitive. He stood there, eyes closed. “What is it?”

“Well, um...I mean, I know it’s not that great…”

“Let me be the judge of that, will ya?” She started kissing his member and locking at his crotch, grasping at his pubic hair with her nose. Button let out a series of low growls, his fingers grasping at the sheet as he still didn’t dare to see Babs’ reaction. He only heard a constant, obscene suckling noise as he felt the velvet touch of her tongue. She aided herself with her hands as she gobbled the engorged flare, slobbering on his entire length with gusto. Babs filled her cheeks with Button’s full length and bobbed her head back and forth to caress it with her lips. She took one moment to admire at her job and noticed something pleasant indeed. “Hey, you ain’t that bad.”

“R-really?” He opened one eye and saw a large brown bar standing in front of Babs’ cute face.

“Not at all, indeed!” Babs gladly noticed that Button was of decent length and girth. Nothing to scoff at for a colt of his age. It had a strong, musky scent and fit rather well in her mouth. It throbbed nicely as she touched it with her hands and didn’t make her feel discomforted or awkward when she shoved it down her throat. How in the hay her many lovers even found a way to fit Babs’ cannon in their mouths was a question for the philosophers.

“Whew…”

“Whew what?”

“I thought that you would be disappointed…”

“Nope.” Babs slowly took Button in, her soft lips enveloping Button’ throbbing glans. She filled the air with obscene smacking noise as Button felt a pressure growing and growing in his loins...And yet she kept going, her lips firmly pressed around the base of his thick cock. Babs started to go faster as she enjoyed it more and more the taste, the firmness. Babs couldn’t stop and couldn’t get enough of that taste and her lover’s cute squealing. He felt a sharp prickling between his pants and his head spun as his chest heaved. Babs found herself choking on a good spurt of thick cum. “Oh, come on!”

“S-sorry…”

“Just when I was having fun…” She stroked absentmindedly Button’s not quite flaccid dick as a thought crossed her mind. “You know what? Turn around.”

“Uh, why?”

“‘Cause. Also, lift your legs…” Button complied as Babs slipped the pants out of him. She turned him on the side and he sat on his knees, exposing his butthole to the Manehattan mare. He clumsily spread his buttcheeks as Babs slipped a hand beneath his ballsack.

“Is this what I think it is?”

“Yes.” She grinned.

She landed a tentative lick at Button’s anus and closed her eyes before diving full time. Button shivered head to hooves and nearly bit his tongue as he felt the delicate embroidery of nerves being teased all at once. He felt Babs’ tongue going around in places he didn’t think they existed before while her hands grasped at his firm. He felt one of them slipping to his erected shaft and started stroking at it gently. Her thumb playing around with the tip of his dick as Button’s entire body froze when he felt Babs’ warm tongue enter him.

“Oh my...Oh my gosh!” He felt a full body shiver as he felt the small appendage slithering in, exploring something that had to remain secret. He felt her lips eating his butthole skillfully. At every deep diving in she alternated with a few sloppy kissing, easing her way in. As she started to take a faster pace she did more sloppily, covering in saliva his butt and his taint. She indulged herself on the latter as he felt great pleasure in that strangely sensitive, hidden part of himself. Meanwhile, Babs was going crazy with his dick, stroking it with the force only an earth pony would be able to pull off. He winced in pain enough to make Babs stop with her mouth and her hands.

“You ok?”

“You kinda went overboard with the last one…”

“Want me to finish you off?” Babs said as she pulled slowly his rock hard erection.

“No...I want it…”

“Sure?”

“Yeah! Go for it.” Babs sat at the edge of the bed and removed her pants, kicking them out of the way as Button swallowed, realizing there was a completely naked and very sexy mare ready to rut him good. He started breathing slowly and noisily as he felt the bed creaking as Babs positioned herself. Her hands grasped firmly at his sides and he shivered in anticipation as he felt something hard and warm pushed on his back. He could feel it radiating pure sex and raw heat like a magic sceptre. Babs licked her lips and gave a small slap on his ass before she pushed forward.

“Nggahh…” He felt immense pressure on his buttcheeks and a spreading sensation as he felt Babs’ tip getting bigger inside him. Babs still grunted and pushed, firmly driving her fingers in Button’s sides, getting a good grip as her first inch went inside. Button winched in pain as he felt himself being filled slow inch by slow inch.

“How does that feel?”

“F-full…”

“Oh, that happened to me, too.”

“R-really?”

“Didn’t have the benefit of a warning.”

“O-ouch…”

“Does it hurt?”

“A little. Move slowly.”

“Why are they talking that much?” Scootaloo said.

“Give him some slack. It’s his first time.” Sweetie pulled herself up and used Scootaloo as platform to gain a better view.

Babs complied and started to move, easing her way in with slow and steady thrustings. She wanted to let the tight hole accommodate her girth in the most comforting way possible. Babs reveled in the tightest hole she ever felt and yet tried to keep herself from the ringing instinct of rutting him there and then. She wanted him to enjoy it. Diamond Tiara was far more accustomed to that kind of stuff, not to mention she had high quality lube. She had thought of asking her if she had brought some but it was highly unlikely. Button had to take it bareback except for that bit of saliva from before and Babs had to be careful before riding the buck out of him.

“You alright?”

“Y-yes…” He squealed as that fullness sensation was getting more and more comfortable. He felt Babs poking in, taking her inches in with greed. Babs felt the need to quicken her pace and Button worked around it as well, rocking his hips in the opposite direction. Babs grunted some more in a very un mare like way as she collapsed on his back and the moment he felt the smoothness of her supple breasts he couldn’t see straight anymore. He lost himself on the sweet feeling of that huge cock rolling over his prostate, twitching while still inside, throbbing with glee.

Babs rocked her hips back and forth like a possessed mare, claiming him as hers at each strike. The discomfort was a small blip on the map as Button rode that wave. He felt pleasure unlike any other, so wonderfully full, wonderfully stimulated in places he never even dared to think about it. And most importantly, he felt a connection to Sweetie Belle...He felt what she must’ve felt. He understood how and why and how every little thing in the universe was connected and was having the time of his life, on top of that.

“Hhhmmm...That’s weird.” Diamond Tiara felt herself up.

“What it is, T?” Silver Spoon said.

“Why did I even bring this bottle of lube?” Tiara played with the small bottle that was poking in her jacket’s pocket.

“Maybe you didn’t think about it.”

“Or maybe I subconsciously thought somepony was going to need it.”

“Makes sense to me. I mean, look at the situation we are in!” Spoon giggled.

“I should’ve asked Babs. Maybe she needs some. Should I bring it to her?”

“Why not? Maybe they just started it and there is still time.”

“Well, we did our good deed of the day.” Diamond Tiara said as she trotted happily towards the room where the two were going to “fix Sweetie Belle’s relationship” as everypony decided to call it.

“I just hope nopony decides to burst in here and reveal some plot critical things while we are gone!”

“That would be the worst!” Silver Spoon giggled and scoffed with her hand at the ridicolous notion.

“Girls! Girls! We found something out!” Twilight ran out of the room with a book clutched in her hands and a smile of relief on her face. She then looked all over the empty room with a look of confusion. “Where is everypony?”

“Crud, where’s Applebloom?” Applejack said, finally having herself redressed.

“Well, that was rude.” Said Rarity. “Kids those days. They don’t know patience.”

“Where could’ve everypony gone?” Fluttershy looked as lost as the others.

“Mh...I do have an idea…” Rainbow stroked her chin.

“Uh! You can whisper it in my ear, Dashie!” Rainbow did so, sending the pink mare in a giggling fit. “Oh, that’s exactly what was I thinking about.”

“Just when I finally figured out the ritual! But it’s useless if we don’t have the perpetrator here! I won’t bore you with the details, but we need at least two focal points to reverse the spell, due to the mystical convergences.”

“You did bore us already, Twi.” Dash said. “We were there. Maybe I could go outside again. Scour the city for this perpetrator. But I don’t have a trail, though. I can’t search for every unicorn ever! It’s like...A lot of ponies!”

“Yeah! It’s not like this perpetrator pony will simply just fall from the sky!” Pinkie Pie said.

Suddenly, a bright flash of purple light filled the room. Everypony closed their eyes as a reflex and when they opened again, they found Allula, Dinky, Ruby and Derpy Hooves on the floor. “It worked!” The cream colored unicorn cheered as she got up the floor like nothing. “I can’t believe it worked.”

“Is the whole room spinning or it is just me?” Derpy Hooves said, groggily. “Hi, Twilight! All three of you!”

Pinkie Pie looked confused. “...Not like lots and lots of creamy pies will fall off the sky!”

Nothing happened.

“Shoot. I could ask for a sexy pegasus but I already have it!” She pointed at Rainbow Dash that just smiled smugly at that.

"You know you love it." Rainbow said.

“What?! Who the heck…?! Was that a teleportation spell?!” Twilight noticed that she herself had a strange order of priorities.

“Yes! I learned from the best, I’m a big fan of yours and I’m right here and we can fix it!” Allula run her mouth like an horse racer on steroids. "I'm the one that started this mess in the first place!"

“So, were you the one that grew Babs a cock!” Pinkie Pie gave her the pointing finger.

“Uh...Yes…I didn’t think I would be remembered for that, but…”

“And I’m the culprit!” Dinky got up from the floor and spread her words, drawing all the attention.

“And I’m the culprit’s fillyfriend!” Ruby said.

“And I’m out of here!” Pinkie Pie said.

“But why did you grow Babs a cock?” Rainbow Dash yelled, drawing a weird look from everypony. “What? You don’t get to ask this often.”

“Oh, you think I am the bad guy? We were clear on that bet!”

Diamond Tiara knocked on the door, but there was no answer. “Weird.”

“Well, they are probably busy, so…” Silver Spoon was about to walk away when she saw Tiara fiddle around with the door. “What are you doing?”

“It’s not locked but it doesn’t open!”

“What if it is just locked?”

“If it was, then I couldn’t just open it, right??” The door stayed close while Tiara nearly ripped the door knob off. “The doorknob isn't even budging!”

“Maybe that’s because it’s locked?”

“Nah! I’ll give it a nice, big push, you'll see!” Tiara hit the door with a sharp blow from her shoulder, busting it open and making it slam on the nearby closet. The door of that same closet broke under the sheer force of the hit and Scootaloo, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were propelled outside and fell on the ground in a pile of very confused mares.

Meanwhile, Babs was there completely naked and mounting Button like crazy. The colt was there, writhing in pure pleasure as Babs was giving it to him hard. Babs bit her lip as she felt sweet release coming closer and slapped his ass before she let herself go. Button felt himself swelling as Babs came and came in thick shots of warm cum, drilled right inside. The more she came, the more he came, spraying his come all over the sheets without the need to be touched. He felt wonderful warmth spreading inside him and in his backside and the orgasm hit him sharp, without warning. He felt a smooth, powerful sense of rising as all of his body felt pulled and taut. Rigid. He felt his perineum contract as he felt Babs’ wonderful cock lodged inside him, shooting her seed deep inside. He kept himself on the edge by trying to hold out his own squirting but the more he fought back, the more he came and enjoyed it.

Babs collapsed on top of him due to her orgasmic throes, still squirting weakly small trickles of cum. Then she opened her eyes and noticed that she had quite the audience. “What the f—”

“I swear we were just here to bring you some lube!” Silver Spoon said, completely frozen by the sheer hotness of the scenario. Diamond Tiara just stood there with shining eyes and a big grin.

“Too late!” Babs said, completely nonchalant.

Part of her actually predicted this was going to happen. She was just disappointed that the universe would indeed go that way.

“Ah swear those two dragged me into this!” Applebloom said, her face buried in Sweetie’s tits.

“I believe ya.”

“I swear I’m really sorry for sneaking in here after promising.” Scootaloo said while trying to bear the combined weight of Applebloom and Sweetie on her back.

“I kinda expected it.” Babs said that, but was kinda disappointed by that as well. She was immediately thinking of a way to get back at her adorable but nagging filly friend.

“I swear it was really hot.” Sweetie Belle said.

“Yup.”

“I swear I have no idea what’s going on.” Button said, his face buried in the pillow.

“An unfortunate series of coincidences.”

“Same old stuff, uh?"

An awkward silence filled the room.

“Do ya girls mind?” Babs said. Nopony moved.

That awkward silence was broken by the sound of crashing coming from the hall below. The other girls immediately rushed in and left Button and Babs in that position. Sweetie was the last to leave and blew a kiss to her coltfriend before bolting through the door.

“I guess it went pretty well, right?” Button said. “Holy crap...You were amazing.”

“Well, I guess we should wipe before we go…”

“Yeah, yeah, I think we should...It’s messier than usual.”

“So...Uh…”

“How do you feel?” Babs started carefully wiping her privates with a box of handkerchief nearby, standing on the nightstand. She gathered that with her...Production she’d need the whole box.

“Weird...But happy.”

“Do you feel different?”

“Somehow…”

“Do you think you have saved your relationship?”

“I guess we’ll have to wait and see. Still, I feel that we are even.” He beamed. “Yeah...Even if it did nothing I feel better. It meant something to me.”

“Which is cool. And you want to know the best part?”

“What is it?” Babs leaned closer and whispered to his ear.

“Next time you top…”

“...And that’s what happened.” Allula was walking back and forth in the room, her arms waving around as she explained everything to the smallest detail. Her idol, Princess Twilight was just nodding and not one gesture, one motion of her eyes betrayed any sign of disappointment. Not even approval but still.

“But there’s still the most important question.” Pinkie said. “Why would you grow your friend a dick?!”

“Urrgh..." The unicorn put her hands in her mane. "Why are you so obsessed with that?!”

“It’s been months! We owe ourselves an answer!”

“Ya know, ah’m starting to get curious mahself.” Applejack said. "Ya girls got me!"

“Same here.” Rainbow said, raising her hand. “Why would you prank your friend like that? I mean, sure it's funny and I would've totally did the same knowing magic, but why?”

“I’ll tell you…” Babs entered the room accompanied by all friends who just now popped into the scene as if on cue. Diamond Tiara was still laughing her butt off. Babs crossed the gaze of the now less frantic unicorn as solemn silence fell into the room. Sweetie Belle crossed her gaze with her sister’s who shrugged and raised her palms in the air as if to say ‘Where were you girls?!’. Sweetie Belle pointed at the scene, urging at her sister to leave the explanations for later. Pinkie Pie conjured herself a bag of popcorn and without saying a word was ready for the answer of the riddle that was consuming her.

“Babs…” She crossed her arms, trying to look stern and collected and failing the moment her gaze hit the floor.

“Lu…”

“I’ve been a jerk.”

“Same here.”

“I never should’ve made that bet.”

“And I should’ve never gone through with it.”

“We can still be friends, right?”

“What? We stopped at some point?”

Pinkie Pie started flashing a sign that simply read WHAT HAPPENED Twirling into the air. Rainbow Dash facepalmed but not without cracking a smile.

Babs sighed heavily. “She bet on the fact I couldn’t kiss her.”

“What.” Scootaloo blinked.

“Yeah, we were absolutely drunk and I started making out out with the floor instead.”

“You? All of this started because you didn’t kiss a mare, you?” Scootaloo was not angry. More like disappointed and incredulous and utterly lost. “Holy crap, you’re awesome at making out and all of this started because you couldn’t?!”

“And then, get this, I said that if that were a dick she would be totally on it and then she said—” Allula pointed at Babs, metaphorically passing the ball for the joke.

“I bet you wouldn’t get your hands on a dick even if you used magic.”

“And I did it! That night I snuck in her room and zing!”

“Oh, this is the worst!” Pinkie Pie tossed the empty bag of popcorn on the floor with disgust. “Really? A dick joke went wrong?”

“It’s basically the plot.” Rainbow shrugged.

Scootaloo nodded.

“I give this dramatic revelations the absolute minimum I ever gave: Eight Stars out of Ten! In fact, I’d even write the most half assed friend fiction about it. Only one chapter! And only a small handful of subplots but that's just because I love you all!”

“Wow. That’s dumb.” Applebloom said. “It’s a whole lotta of dumb.”

“She did warn us, AB.” Sweetie said. Diamond Tiara continued laughing her flanks off and was trying to hold her belly as she crawled on the floor, consumed by her shrill laughter.

“Wow…” Dinky Hooves blushed. “This...Wow...I mean, even I had better reasons to do what I did by comparison.”

“You know what? Let’s just sweep all of this under the rug and fix everything! Fix it, for Celestia’s sake!” Derpy Hooves throw in her two bits. “Twilight, we did everything we could. My daughter got a black eye, we had to dodge orgies, plural, on the way and I have no idea what’s going on! Tell us!”

“So, to solve this problem I need to drain the power out of the spell.” Twilight whipped out the book from before. “Fortunately, I figured out the perfect spell for this, with Babs as the focus.“ Babs pointed at herself, incredulous.

“Even better, with Alula here as the one who originally cast it, she can help me undo it easier, and Dinky as well. There is just one catch. To power it, requires the release of a lot of sexual energy. And I mean a lot of sexual energy!"

Rarity grinned.

"So yeah, to get down to it...we all need to have sex. And we all have to do it in this room, and we need to try to climax at as close to the same time as possible. Hopefully the amount of, ah, energy released will, oooh, be enough to power the spell matrix. “ Applejack had sneaked behind the Princess of Friendship and started feeling up her perky breasts. “Aaaah, Applejack please wait until we are ready to start."

“Ah can’t help it...Mah body is moving on its own.” After all that effort in trying to get dressed again, her pants were once more on the floor and Twilight could feel her friend’s massive erection poking between her thighs.

Rainbow Dash snorted out a little laugh. "You mean, we have to basically suck it o—"

“...Yes. If you must be crude about it."

Scoots fidgeted on her hooves. "I volunteer!" She raised her hands in the air.

“Oh, you are going to suck a lot of things, Scoots.” Babs said as she hugged Scoots with just one arm and pulled her close with a sharp movement.

Scootaloo gulped as she rested her head on her fillyfriend’s shoulder.

“You know, I made that joke because that is literally a giant dick in the sky.”

“We get that, Rainbow.”

“And it has to disappear so—”

“Stop it.”

“I’m just saying that—”

“Have some mercy! Please!”

“I’m just saying that it’s the only way to do actually do it. I mean, what if this just what happens? It shoots its load and shrinks! No need to be prudes about it. Even Fluttershy here is barely blinking at all of this.”

“Somepony do something to shut her up!” Twilight pointed at the nagging pegasus as Applejack’s hands were firmly placed on her breasts.

“On it!” With that Pinkie Pie pulled her fillyfriend into a deep, long kiss. Her tongue darted in Rainbow’s mouth and started wrestling with hers, slowly and sloppily as the earth pony’s hands followed the curve of her flanks. She slapped her ass and Rainbow yelped as she answered at that kiss in kind, Pinkie’s hoof popping up as she felt the rowdy pegasus hands going down in her pants.

“What a way to break the ice…” Applejack said as Twilight’s shirt was halfway opened and started caressing her nipples, landing soft kisses on the Princess’ neck.

“Uhn...Sorry if I’m not going to be completely there but I need to cast the spell…” She extended her hands at her sides, forming magical signs while her horn crackled with thin, purple energy. Allula, please...” She gestured at the blushing unicorn mare that scooted her way closer, trying not to get distracted. “You try to perfectly mimic my gestures and try to stand equidistant...Uhn…” She yelped as she felt Applejack getting a bit much into that as she started feeling her teeth. “Would you mind?”

“Sorry…”

“Of course, Princess!” Allula obeyed as she tried not to trip on Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon getting completely naked and doing an impassioned 69. Silver’s dick was halfway in Tiara’s mouth as she kept going at it as Diamond’s mouth was driving her crazy, making her struggle to suck her average but still well rounded and pleasant member. Tiara herself struggled to push her lover's massive flare down in her mouth, reasoning that if she manage to fellate Babs, nothing was impossible anymore! Rarity was just next to the two as she had started to jerk off a well hung but still kinda nervous Fluttershy.

“Oh my...It feels…” The pegasus tried to hide her blushing cheeks with her hand. Her wings were beating uncontrollably under the sheer, unexpected pleasure.

“Do you want me to stop, darling?”

“No, no! That’s one way to ease me in...It feels amazing…” She cooed as she rolled up her sweater and showed her prosperous bosom to the world as she started playing with one breast. Her breasts were so supple and generous she started sucking on her own nipple as Rarity went to town on her, her wrist moving at light speed, like a possessed mare. It filled the air with obscene, fleshy noise as small drops of precum started to appear around her flare. Rarity licked her lips and started to approach gently Fluttershy’s sex. The cream colored pegasus felt her warm breath, savouring that anticipation, and when Rarity landed her soft lips on its smooth surface she was already crazy for the stuff. Rarity went down on her with sharp, wet gobbling noises, inhaling her friend's generous musk all the while.

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was already jumping to the good part as she removed her pants and started doing Pinkie Pie from behind. Her breasts and her dick were bouncing up and down as Rainbow thrust her hips with all her speed and strength, their balls slapping together as Pinkie Pie was lost in the throes of orgasmic laughter. Rainbow Dash was squeezing on her fillyfriend's boobs, hanging on them and beating her wings to not lose her balance as her hips just couldn’t stop moving, trying to keep herself buried in her fillyfriend’s warm pussy. Pinkie Pie straightened herself up as Rainbow adjusted her angle and licked her lips, as Rarity was waving her butt right in front of her. The two crossed gaze and winked at each other before Pinkie grasped Rarity’s firm buttocks.

“Whoah! P-Pinkie?!”

“Open wide! Here comes the pink train!”

With that she shoved herself inside Rarity. “Conga liiiine!” She shouted as she penetrated Rarity in perfect synchrony with Rainbow Dash penetrating her. Fluttershy grabbed Rarity by her mane and took the chance as she shoved her generous girth in Rarity’s mouth, spitroasting her with Pinkie Pie. Meanwhile, the formerly perfectly coiffeured unicorn was not minding this at all, but curled her lips into a perfect o to take what her friend was giving her in the most elegant manner possible, expcet from some excited squeals of pleasure. Pinkie’s cock was big and powerful, pounding her with might as she felt her walls wodnerfully stretched and filled with hard stallion meat. Earth pony’s flanks were always that powerful? It reminded her of Applejack and she really started wondering if they shared a family tree after all…

Twilight was the busiest of the group as her mind was halfway occupied by casting the spell but the need of sexual release was too much even for her. So, she mounted Applejack who was with her back on the floor, waving her hips up and down as her hands, burning with the need to caress her lover had to make do to drain the magical energies from the outside. She impaled herself on Applejack’s thick organ as the farmpony was actually lifting her waifish figure and slamming her up on her dick, grunting every time. She could feel her folds being wonderfully filled, her lower lips being tickled by Applejack’s soft pubic hair, her whole love canal being stretched by her very well endowed friend...A little bit too much, maybe. She had the temptation to cast a small elasticity spell but the fate of Ponyville was in her hands and she couldn't get distracted.

Dinky Hooves was with her hands on her sides, basking in the wonder and slightly weird stuff that was going on that day while Ruby and Sweetie Belle were going down on both of her dicks. She looked down to see Sweetie enveloping the left one with her breasts as she caressed the tip with her tongue while Ruby pouted as she was filling her cheeks with her right member.

“What? I’m actually helping to fix this mess! Isn’t that what you wanted?” Sweetie Belle had swallowed the entirety of her left dick, reaching it down to her throat. Ruby took her other phallus out of her mouth and started jerking her off faster and faster, stimulating her already sensitive organ to the point she was starting to see the stars in broad daylight.

“R-Ruby? What the hay?”

“I’m punishing you…” She squeezed Dinky’s tip between her thumb and index finger. It shot a long, thick stream of cum as if it was squeezed out like grape juice. It landed in an ark onto Ruby’s pleased grin. Sweetie Belle had even finished her blowjob to better look at the scene in front of her.

“Woah! That seems fun!” The unicorn started doing the same thing and the two coordinated their efforts, sending waves of pleasure and pain alike to the reckless unicorn mare. The thing is she was enjoying it immensely, especially when the two jammed their fingers up her greedy for attentions cunt. Dinky’s knees shook and nearly fell on the ground as she felt a sweet rotation in her fold, together with the stimulation of her flat, sensitive glans. Ruby stepped up her game and jammed her tongue in Dinky’s dick slit, causing her to squirt some more cum that she greedily swallowed. Sweetie Belle returned to her tit fuck as she lathered and massaged Dinky’s organ with her wonderfully warm tongue. She moved her head up and down, taking the entirety of her length in one fell swoop, pressing her lips around her base as Ruby tried to outdo herself, deepthroating Dinky and sucking her off even harder.

Babs Seed had lost no time and she had jumped on Scootaloo’s bones, penetrating her from behind as she held her close, her arms wrapped around Scoots’ well toned belly. Her hips were moving like crazy with sharp, quick thrust, sinking her long member deep inside Scootaloo. It was amazing how her ass was so well receiving, even if so tight: One of the many, many reasons she loved that mare. She had been waiting to be one with her again and even if it was for a bigger cause, the simple act still filled her heart with joy. Not to mention the fact that Applebloom was also there with them.

In fact, her cousin had learned fairly quickly to use the thing between her legs and ramming Scootaloo in right in her tender folds. The pegasus squealed as she felt both ways being pounded by massive rods of mare meat and she felt basically in heaven. The three of them were turned into a panting, sweating mass of limbs and sex, caressing each others curves, squeezing their breasts, their tongues delving in each other's mouth, twirling, wrestling for dominance with nary a word but just grunts and pants.

Meanwhile, Button Mash decided that he was really one lucky stallion. Babs had fulfilled her promise has he was part of that display, his body pressed against hers, his member firmly lodged into her tight folds. His mind was completely and utterly clouded by the sheer pleasure of the moment. He felt like he was in a dream but the still soaring pain in his butt brought him back to reality. He caught a glimpse of Sweetie Belle standing on top of Ruby as Dinky penetrated them both with her double equipment. He wasn’t jealous of that: Just curious. The sight spurred him to do better as he latched firmly onto Babs’ soft breast and dived in harder, causing the Manehattan mare to yelp and strengthen her pace, too. She clenched her folds around his member as she fucked Scootaloo in her tight ass. Her wings fluttered as she felt Babs going in and Applebloom going out, exhausting both of her holes at the same time.

Derpy Hooves had lost no time and shoved her throbbing grey dick in Applejack’s mouth, reveling in the sweet sensation the smooth yet rough farmpony’s lips were giving her. “Oh, this feels so good! No wonder you girls are doing it all the time!”

Applejack tried to voice her discomfort but was momentarily unable to with Derpy’s length pushing down her throath.

“Y-Yeah…” Twilight said, her brain reciting complex magic formulae while also trying to please her partners. “I can understand that...Woah! R-Rainbow?!” She noticed Rainbow Dash sneaking up behind her and lifting her butt a little, filling her asshole with her throbbing member. Twilight had realized that, subconsciously, she must’ve been using a spell to help with their...Elasticity.

“Relax, Twi! We have to take turns, right?” Twilight grumbled in anger as she felt her tight hole being filled slowly, her walls pressing against Rainbow’s thick dick, pounding her from behind.

“Righty-O!” Pinkie Pie was right behind the pegasus and fucking her in the ass on her own while mounting Fluttershy.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were still at it but this time they had switched places from earlier and Tiara was the one giving it to her. Her average sized dick was absolutely perfect for Spoon: It wasn’t the raging monstrosities that were all around her that crazy day and it warmed her heart that, for her first real time with a cock, she had Tiara to count on. It filled her to the brim but it wasn’t painful and it was warm and it was wonderful and it was hers. Not to mention that Tiara was giving it all, like always. Her dick was slurping in and out, opening her flower, breaching her defenses and slamming onto her cervix like she was possessed. She demanded no less from her and even if it was temporary, Silver Spoon would have enjoyed it until the end.

“E-enjoying it, Sweetie?” She asked Sweetie Belle as she was writhing her pleasure, her bosom on top of Ruby’s face while Dinky was occupied fucking them both. “Does she really have two?”

“Well, duh!” Sweetie giggled as she felt Ruby latching onto her nipple.

“Damn it! Upstaged again!” Diamond Tiara grumbled as she pulled Spoon harder on her cock, slamming inside of her. The grey mare winced this time as she felt her lower lips popping as her lover entered.

“Ouch!”

“Sorry but come on! Why does she get to have two?” Tiara pouted as she turned Silver Spoon around so she could face her and suck onto her perky breasts.

“I had that one since ever!” Dinky replied, sounding slightly annoyed.

“Really? Like Babs?”

“No, not like that! From birth!”

“Woah! Is that possible?”

“Well, duh! It’s a genetic thing.”

Don’tjokeabouthermotherdon’tjokeaboutherdon’tjokeabouthermother

“I guess you got that from your mother?”

Dammit!

“I don’t know! Maybe I got that from my Grandma!”

“Great grandma, actually!” Derpy answered as she was grinding her hips against Applejack’s face. “Or Great Grandpa? It was quite the scandal, back then!”

"Oh. My. Gosh!" Diamond Tiara said as she said each word while pounding her hips against Spoon's.

“Girls! Listen to me!” Twilight’s eyes became completely purple and glowing as two huge magical signs formed in her hands. One was the male symbol and the other was the female one. Allula mirrored that position in the midst of the sexual throes of everypony there, keeping herself with remarkable calm. “We are close but right now, we have to give it our all!”

“You don’t have to say that twice!” With that Rainbow Dash fucked her ass harder than ever, putting her prodigious speed to good use as she pounded her more and more. Twilight struggled with every cell of her being to not break her concentration even as Rainbow’s spooge being released inside of her made her cum as well, spraying it all on Derpy’s back. Rainbow was still pounding her and jizzing inside her ass, unrelenting, while Pinkie Pie had yet to finish inside her. Rarity stuck her dick in Rainbow’s mouth and the rainbow maned athlete put her mouth to good use as she polished that black rod all shiny. Applejack finished off inside Twilight and the Princess of Friendship had to face yet another struggle as she felt wonderfully filled by Applejack’s warm jizz, spraying it like a hose inside her. She had a vision of the giant thing in Ponyville’s sky throbbing and shaking with purple waves of energy that tinged the clouds of Twilight’s magic.

Fluttershy had her first orgasm as a stallion inside Pinkie Pie, shooting a generous amount of cum in the pink mare and going even further, sliding out of Pinkie and grabbing her member with both hands as she sprayed it everywhere from Pinkie’s mane to Derpy’s face. It was a long, thick stream of seemingly immeasurable cum and she finally collapsed, exhausted but happy, as Twilight had another flash and the organ in the sky throbbed and jerked some more.

“I-It’s working!” Twilight had another orgasm and came right into Applejack’s face, as Derpy had already shot all the cum that Applejack’s mouth could hold.

Silver Spoon laid on the floor, exhausted as well, cum oozing out of her slit as Diamond Tiara focused her attention on the nearly finished Sweetie Belle. She watched with delight as Dinky Hooves orgasmed and came from both of her organs inside Sweetie and Ruby, filling them with hot, warm cum. The two mare’s dick were pressed against each other and their sensitive surfaces trembled as they felt that blessed contact,releasing cum as they felt their insides being filled with Dinky’s spooge. She didn’t even have the time to slide out of the two that she felt her tender folds being invaded by Diamond Tiara’s. She offered little resistance as the sharp pleasure filled her hole and was pinned on the floor, being fucked ruthlessly by the spoiled mare.

Button released inside inside Babs, making her head spin with pleasure and distracting her from fucking Scootaloo’s ass in the air. The pegasus stood there with her butt as she impaled herself on Applebloom's cock as she orgasmed with the strength of a geyser, her come flooding the floor. Scootaloo came as well as her dick flailed wildly as she shot her cum around around before stopping to flop weakly as every last drop of cum was released.Babs finished off inside of her and a huge grin flashed on her face as she felt that pleasant, familiar sensation of being filled with Babs’ seed.

“I love you…” Scootaloo mumbled. “So much…”

“Then let’s do this…” Babs rolled Scootaloo on her back and placed the tip of her penis back in front of her entrance and grabbed also Scootaloo’s flaccid, still releasing penis...Placing it right in front of her slit. Her whole body tensed as her pussy was still a little senstive. That and the fact it was Scootaloo and anticipation was devouring her. Scootaloo's warm droplets releasing on her folds were driving her crazy with need.

“Oh my gosh...You mean it?” The pegasus sounded positively giddy as she realized what Babs had in mind.

“I want to feel you...And I want you to feel me! We have to do it now! When will we ever get the chance!”

“O-On it!” She trembled slightly, licked her lips and thrusted her hips forward, penetrating Babs as she felt her lover slide inside her at the same time.

It was miraculous.

She could feel herself being inside her and Babs at the same time. She felt each and every one of her fillyfriend’s thrusts while she was giving her whole. Her magical organ was apparently flexible enough to do that and she looked with delight as their filled love canals stood in front of each other, mirroring that lovely image as absolute pleasure pervaded her to the very tip of her feather.

“That seems a wonderful idea!” Diamond Tiara said as she hugged Babs from behind and without a warning lifted her up, helped by the adrenaline coursing through her veins to stick it right in her butt. Babs yelped of pain as she went in raw and started fucking her in the ass. Silver Spoon followed her fillyfriend’s and followed through by doing the same with Scoots that experienced once again both of her holes being filled. This time the sensation of their crossed cocks felt a little more intense than than before but Scoots grunted and bore it like a mare. Every complaint disappeared in the throes of the oncoming orgasm and the magic ritual.

“Hey, don’t leave me behind!” Applebloom assaulted Diamond Tiara and slid into her pussy, a small bulge forming in her belly as he penetrated her.

“W-what?!” Diamond Tiara felt wonderfully and surprisingly filled. Her cheeks were tinged of the purest head as she noticed how well endowed the Apple family members were!

“Ah believe Pinkie said...Conga liiiine!” Applebloom said as she lifted the spoiled mare, rutting her good. Diamond Tiara wasn't complaining.

“Uh! Nice!” Sweetie Belle entered Silver Spoon at the opposite side of the smaller orgy in the orgy. The grey mare yelped and gritted her teeth, trying to keep herself in position.

“And don’t leave me behind!” Button Mash had mustered enough strength to do Sweetie Belle from behind as well. The Seven of them were finally joined together in a giant conga line of raw sex, with Scootaloo and Babs joined together in the center. Babs Seed felt wonderful. She felt liberated, unfettered and satisfied. She was having sex with everypony she ever cared about and on top of them all was Scootaloo, finally inside her and her inside Scootaloo.

She wanted that moment to last forever..Never before she felt a desire so pure. Just like that. She would ask Allula to keep the things the way they are. For her, at least. Hay, maybe she could simply ask on who wants to keep theirs. She understood that it was a mess and stopping it altogether before making such a decision was necessary.

But she knew what she wanted...She wanted it so well...

She wanted to stay with her...

Love her...

Have a foal with her, maybe...

Stay there in Ponyville...

Stay with Scoots…

That was until Twilight orgasmed and that vision that was known to her only flashed through everypony’s mind. The giant organ in the sky released its load as Babs released her inside Scoots and the pegasus did the same thing, filling each other with beautiful symmetry. She came and came and came until it hurt. The floor was turning completely white as their bodies tried and failed to hold the massive amount of cum that was now spraying everywhere. The more she felt Scootaloo's cum inside her the more she wanted to release her spooge inside her. Her whole body and her mind felt like shattered as the sheer power of that orgasm made her feel like time itself stopped. Every cell of her body felt ripped from that raw energy. Her muscles were a tangly mess. Her vision was clouded and only managed to catch glimpses of everypony around her was experiencing that mind blowing experience. She felt a connection to everypony and the cosmos unlike ever before.

She felt exactly where she belonged.

She felt happy.

Up in the sky, the magical surrogate that had briefly changed the life of everypony in Ponyville released an enormous amount of magical spooge. A geyser of magical energy that could’ve been seen from las Pegasus, filling the sky like a meteor shower during the day.

And everything went back.

Everypony went back to normal.

Babs included.