Author's Notes:

To all my readers, I'm really sorry you had to wait so much. To all of you new readers, glad you came. No pun intended. Life happens, sadly, and mine wasn't happy. Still, I'm here with above average sex comedies. Hope you enjoy.

“Hmmm...This is troubling…” Pinkie Pie said, remarkably calm and looking at the semen stained disaster that was the Friendship Headquarters. She didn’t care what Rainbow Dash said about that: It was a cool name after all. A little less cooler now that it was covered in splooge but they had seen worse.

“Oh, thank you, Captain Obvious!” Rainbow Dash swooped down to her side, trying not to get hit by the still fresh, dripping semen on the ceiling. “This is beyond troubling! This is...Eeeeew!”

“Oh my gosh, did I got a promotion while I was out? When? How? I’m not worthy of this honor!”

Rainbow’s palm slammed on her own forehead with the force of a hurricane.

“Oh, that’s an even sicker mind than I thought...I mean...Eeeewww…” Babs said, examining the six seats coated in sperm and exuding a thick scent. “Is it weird that I’m really sorry for whoever has to clean this mess?”

“Man, when Spike is coming back from Phillydelphia he is going to be piiissed.” Scootaloo said. “But seriously though, what the buck?”

“There’s not enough baking soda in the world for this…” Babs said. “Would it...Would it even work on whatever this crystal is?”

“Where’s Twilight?!” Applebloom shouted, understandably troubled and shaking Scootaloo by her shirt’s collar. “Did she did...Whatever this is?”

“Well, the semen seems fresh, so I think this is pretty recent. Probably around this morning…” Babs said. “Also, it seems to be, well, everywhere! This means that the culprit can fly and it had a friggin’ good time since she sprayed it everywhere.”

“Whoa. Makes sense to me!” Scootaloo said, surprising Babs with a hug from behind. “Good one!”

“Babs is a smarty!” Pinkie Pie said.

“Ya sure it’s a she, Coz?”

“Either a mare who was really caught unprepared and got mighty horny or we are dealing with a maniac that waited this chance his entire life.”

“In the Princess’ castle?” Scootaloo asked. “Here of all places? Right in the middle of whatever the hay is this? In the big map room thingy?!”

“You can never be sure with those sickos! We have to consider everything, even the most inane, unlikely things.”

Applebloom blinked. “What if it really was just Twilight? She can fly and she’s a she and she kinda, lives here.”

“Yeah. And she’s the kind of pony to lose control in those kind of situations…” Rainbow rolled her eyes. “I wouldn’t blame her. Half of the town reacted by going crazy and the other half hitting the sack!”

“Oh, I loved when you got crazy in the sack, by the way!” Pinkie Pie hugging a furiously blushing Rainbow Dash.

“Yeah…This could also mean she wasn’t alone!” Rainbow said. “What if there were two ponies here? It would explain the quantity.”

“Why, couldn’t it be just one mare masturbating? You think mares don’t masturbate?” Scootaloo asked, floating around the room, her hooves barely grazing the ground.

“What? Isn’t Babs enough for ya?” Applebloom asked with a small, perky snicker.

“Oh, you’re not letting this one die out, are you?”

“Nnnnope.”

“We can’t exclude this completely. If only we had more clues. A feather or something, just to know who was there…What if it was an unicorn? Maybe that unicorn lost control and floated all around.”

“Let’s search for clues, then! But first we should go and warn the others. Rainbow Dash!” Pinkie dramatically pointed at her pegasus fillyfriend.

“On it!” She said, saluting and clicking her hooves together with military composure.

“Fly out of the window and go and find Rarity and Fluttershy! Make sure they are okay and try to be discrete! Try not to be seen. Fly casual.”

“Sure!” A rainbow colored and she was gone, disappeared in the tortuous hallways of the castle and right out of a balcony’s window.

“Gotta love that filly!” Pinkie said with a giggle. “She’s so cool.”

“Wow. Since when has she been so…” Babs fidgeted on her hooves. “Competent?”

“Ah don’t know.” Applebloom said. “The power of love, maybe?”

“Heh. Good enough for me.”

“Now let's search for clues.” Pinkie Pie produced, completely out of nowhere, a deerstalker hat and a pipe, blowing some soap bubbles out of it with unparalleled aplomb. “Babs, if I’m not mistaken you did say you had a clue about this Cockapocalypse.”

“Oh, I love that name. We should pitch it for a movie!” Scootaloo said. “A very, very raunchy movie…”

“Uh, yes. Unless somepony else has a bigger, more powerful dick growing spell, it must be the same one they used on me. I’d hate the alternative!”

“Umm...I see…” Pinkie blew some more bubbles, squinting her eyes as the surprisingly lucid mind behind them worked with clockwork precision. “Maybe, just maybe, somepony who does know about it is behind it. Somepony that does know about your dick and probably wanted one. Possibly more than one!”

Scootaloo chuckled. “Yeah. Us, and half of Ponyville by now! It’s probably the worst kept secret since Maredevil’s secret identity. ”

“Oh, this one was mean.” Babs said. “I read a couple of issues at your place. It started from being tragic to being a joke!”

“Also, I’m pretty sure it’s the same spell, too.” Scootaloo added. “It has to be! There is, uh…Oh, Celestia...This is embarrassing.”

“Why is that?”

“Well, I noticed it looks...Uh…” She leaned forward towards Babs and whispered in her ear. “You know, you have a mole down there and...It’s kind of the same spot on mine…”

“I have a what?!” Babs said, her cheeks going blazing red as she pulled her shirt over her face to hide it.

“Yup. I noticed. The big thing up there...It’s the same as yours, no mistakes.” Said Scootaloo while Babs facepalmed with both hands and wished to go and hide forever in a hole. “I mean, it’s such a small detail but I know it so well by now.”

“Now that ah think about it…” Applebloom said. “Ah think...Ah can confirm that! The shape, the girth, the little mole...”

“Holy shit on a sandwich…” Babs pulled her head out of her makeshift cover, her pupils widening in realization.

“What? What is it?”

“Think about it, Scoots!” She grabbed her fillyfriend’s shoulders. “Who was the last pony to know about it? That was an unicorn?! And possibly unstable? Without the possibly?!”

“Dammit, Dinky…”

“Dinky! You’re in! Please, tell me there’s somepony!” Ruby Pinch kicked the door of Derpy Hooves’ house open. “Dinky!” She ran up the stairs, trying to balance the massive weight in her pants.

“Who is it?” Derpy leaned her head from behind the doorway and into the hallway to see a violet unicorn climbing the stairs. “Oh, Ruby! It’s just you. Are you—?”

“Yes! Where’s Dinky? Is she okay?” Ruby shook poor Derpy by the shoulders. “What happened?”

“Y-yeah! I think we are okay...Or not! It’s all so confusing!”

“I know right? First, that thing up there and then that same thing down there! On us! It’s creepy!”

“I did it…” A familiar voice came from under the table.

“Dinky?” Ruby got down on her knees and saw a very uncomfortable looking unicorn hiding under a table, her arms around her knees and sulking. “What do you mean you did it? You okay? Why are you under a table?!”

“I did this. The spell and all…” She sobbed quietly, hiding her face in her hands. “It’s all my fault!”

“You...wha’?!”

“That was my exact reaction!” Derpy said. “That would be anypony’s reaction!”

“I even asked myself what would Ruby think of this before I did it!”

“For the Love of Celestia, stop that!”

“Yeah, that would’ve been your answer! I got that right.”

“And you still did it? W-Why? How?” Ruby was shaking head to hooves as her hands reached to pull Dinky from the table

“YES! I’m such a screwup...If you want to break up with me or something I won’t be mad and—”

She finally managed to grab her wrist and gently pulled her from under the table and into a hug. A tender yet strong hug that filled Dinky’s heart with joy and relief.

“You are my screw up.” She kissed her on both of her cheeks. “And I still love you!”

“S-so, you mean…” Dinky wiped her tears out, sniffling loudly from her nose.

“Let’s go and fix it. Together. And then we can make out.”

“I...I think we can fix everything. We just need to, uh...Recreate the spell and all. We’ll need the materials…”

“Alright…” Derpy sighed and started rubbing her temples, her wings quivering in gear. “Dinky, I’m not the smartest tool in the shed but...I...Tell me that ‘materials’ is not what I think it means…”

“Dinky…?”

“Is...Well, I used Babs’ magical spooge.”

And Ruby punched her in the face, knocking her flat.

“Wait...You said you still loved her!” Derpy hurried to her daughter’s side and checked on her. “Wait..Magical what?!”

“We gotta find this Babs…” Ruby gritted her teeth, fuming with rage while she massaged her bruised knuckles. “And maybe some ice...Celestia, I suck at punching…”

“Well, I just found a Fluttershy!” Rainbow Dash came back, holding a very confused pegasus with a long, shaggy yellow sweater from under the armpits.

“Um...Hello?” She waved at the room, unsure on what to do next, her awkwardness palpable.

“Oh no, Fluttershy! Not you, too!” Scootaloo cried with glum apropos.

Fluttershy nodded, sadly. “And not even all the baggy pants of the worlds can hide it.” She wiggled her legs to show off a pair of worn out, a few sizes bigger jeans.

“Oh, believe me I know…” Babs groaned.

“Did ya happen to see Applejack and Rarity?” Applebloom asked. “Mah sister is never this late!”

“No! I stayed home this morning because my poor bear had a terrible tummy ache. Then, when it happened…” She shuddered and clenched her legs, hiding her bulge beneath the folds of cloth.”I’m glad I’m with you but, Rainbow Dash, did you actually have to destroy my armoire?”

“Well, locking yourself in it wasn’t a very good idea to begin with…What if I didn’t find you?”

“I suppose...I should thank you, then?”

“You’re welcome!” Rainbow Dash smiled proudly. “I didn’t find anypony else, though. Carousel Boutique was empty. I saw it on the way from there. Not even Sweetie Belle was there.”

“Sweetie Belle is not here yet. Weird.” Babs said as she scrolled through a book, maybe trying to find a solution on her own. It was full of magical formulae so thick and arcane that she might as well read ancient Arabian. “She could’ve helped us go through these books.”

“Well, at least I can help.” Rainbow Dash said as she soared up above in the higher levels of the castle’s library, after carefully placing Fluttershy on the ground. “I’ve helped Twilight go through her books more times than I can remember to fix some crazy magical disaster. I know what we are talking about! This is basically a Tuesday. So, then...Here we are! Body modifications spells are up there!”

“I found it, too!” Pinkie Pie said as she bursted out from behind a line of books, startling Dash, who pirouetted in the air, scattering a couple of blue feathers around.

“Whoah! How long you've been there?”

“Oh, there will be time for answer that later. Anyhoo!” She picked up a book from the ones she knocked down from the aisle and jumped out, her hooves hitting the ground as she obediently presented the tome with both hands. “Is this the one?”

Rainbow picked it up and put a pair of small glasses on her nose, checking the title. “Good job, Pinks! I remember that one.”

“What is it?” Applebloom said running up the ladder to the second floor.

“A book on general body modifications. The Book on body modifications. Maybe we can find the spell that Twilight used on Babs! I remember when Trixie came into town and messed up with my wing. It stayed a little larger than the other for a week at least! Messed my equilibrium up and everything. ”

“Uuhhh...Twilight didn’t use it on me.” Babs said as she climbed the stairs. “She just taught the spell to somepony that really can’t take a joke!”

“Oh, sorry about that. I meant the spell she used on you.” Rainbow corrected herself.

“Ya know, Coz...It’s getting boring.” Applebloom said.

“What?”

“Yer always so coy with the details about that thing! Ah know it allows us to have any crazy opinion we want about that story but we want some answers, darn it! ‘Specially now! It’s been too long.”

“Uh…” Pinkie Pie blinked. “I knew there was a step I didn’t figure out in that story! I mean, why would Twilight grow a dick on you as a prank? She wouldn’t do that to you as a prank! You are nice and maybe if you two hung out you could become friends! Why not? I thought that maybe, just maybe, you asked but I didn’t want to meddle in your business! I mean, what we do in the sack is your business and I’m an open minded pony but you were in Manehattan and this means that Twilight—”

“Ya see? Even Pinkie Pie got confused! Pinkie Pie! That’s just too much! How are we supposed to stand up against that kind o’ confusion? It’s a cheap shot!” Applebloom pointed at Pinkie going cross eyed and spinning into place.

Rainbow Dash swooped close and gave her fillyfriend a comforting hug. “Shhhh, Pinks...Don’t grind those gears too hard. You’ll get a headache...”

“Oh, you’re right.” Babs sighed. “We’ll sort everything out before we finish this story.”

“And ah hope for ya it’s satisfying yet easy ta understand!”

“It’s dumb. It’s, like, the dumbest way ever to explain something. It’s like...A masterpiece of dumbness! A total anti-climax. Like, the result of college students having too much cider kind of dumb!”

“That’s a lot of dumb.” Scootaloo said. “That’s a critical mass of dumb.”

“To be fair, Pinkie Pie gets waaaay too easily confused.” Rainbow Dash said, still patting on Pinkie’s poofy mane. “She doesn’t even believe Kathy Kate is Batmare!”

“But she’s such an airhead and she likes pretty dresses! I refuse to believe it!” Pinkie Pie crossed her arms in defiance. “It has to be somepony else! Maybe the butler! He was in the special forces and everything.”

“But the entire first half of the movie was about her origin!” Scootaloo said, her inner geek having been unleashed with a righteous fury, despite the somewhat weird crisis. “How can you not believe that?”

“But they were both at the party crashed by the Mane-iac and her goons! In the same ballroom! Right next to each other!” Pinkie said.

“That was her sidekick Firemane! She took her place so nopony could point out her identity!”

“Well, maybe I fell asleep during that part!” Pinkie Pie said very sure of herself and filled with her own righteous indignation as she pushed her snout onto Scoots’. They both crossed their arms and kept staring at each other with all the conviction one could expect when two fans collide over a movie.

“Well, first we take this…” Babs carefully took the book and hugged it to her chest. “Then we take it to Sweetie Belle or we find Twilight or any other magic user we find and we fix this mess ASAP. ”

“Well, ah agree with ya, Coz.”

“Fine by me.” said Dash. “Not gonna lie, but it’s starting to feel weird…” Rainbow Dash clenched her legs, hiding the rock hard erection between her legs. She had just her brains fucked out minutes ago and yet she was already craving for more...

“My pants can’t take it anymore! Look!” Pinkie Pie said as she pointed at the growing, throbbing bulge in her jeans. “How do you think anypony’s else pants are doing? Bad! Bad, I tell you!”

“TMI, Pinkie Pie!” Scootaloo said, covering her eyes. “I think I saw my teacher with one of those and that’s scarring enough! I’ll be dreaming about this somewhere along the line!”

“I could stand to know a little more.” Rainbow Dash said, embarrassingly eager.

“Maybe fantasize about it on a lonely night and with a bottle of Charponay…” Scootaloo muttered.

“Then…”

“What is it, Babs?”

“Then...I don’t know. We could go and watch a movie once it’s all over. You know, as a date. To catch our breath.” Babs dropped her ears and blushed. “A superhero movie you like so much. One you always wanted to see.”

“Aaaaawww…” Scootaloo hugged her filly friend and exchanged a few quick kisses with her. “Even if it looks stupid?’

“Hey, the way you talk about it even a blind pony with a stick that fights a guy on stilts can sound awesome!”

“He is awesome, thank you very much!”

“And Scoots?”

“Yeah?” Babs grasped her hand and her heart fluttered.

“Don’t you worry about me. I’m not leaving you. For long, I mean!”

“I, uh...What? You...You heard me this morning?” Scootaloo had never thought of that, but after sex sleep talk was a thing. And ponies noticed it!

“Yeah! Manehattan is not that far away. I mean, Rarity works there and always comes back! I’ll do the same! Maybe I will not be with you all day but at least three times a week? That I can do! Hay, I could take Rarity’s train and we can come together.”

“You...Are you serious?”

“No, it’s all a cruel joke. Of course, I’m serious!” With that, she grabbed Scootaloo’s cheeks and pulled her into a strong, hungry kiss. “There, serious enough for ya?”

“I don’t know…” Scootaloo said in her post kiss daze. “Maybe we should kiss again to be sure of that…” She was still hugging Babs tightly, until she noticed a small tent growing up in her pants, her erection pressing against Babs’ slowly, her wings slowly tilting up...

Applebloom coughed with a sly smile. “If ya’ll finished being so cute...We’ll have to check on the others, ah guess.” Applebloom said. “Where do ya think Sweetie Belle is?”

“I’m kind of worried about Diamond Tiara…” Babs said. “And Silver Spoon as well. I mean, who knows how she would react?”

“Why? From what you told us she is a total sex maniac!” Scootaloo said. “She would love it!”

Babs looked solemnly in the distance and a fortunate gust of wind blew through her mane. “No pony should have this kind of power…”

“Ahh...Ahhhh! Go on…” Diamond Tiara was never a pony that easily lost her wits. She may have been superficial yes. With a lot of baggage and maybe, just maybe, had a little tendency to overestimated her capabilities over the course of her life. Like getting a big, fat cock up her snatch and not asking any questions. “Slam it all the way in! Fuck me haaaarrrd!”

“Oh, yeah…” Silver Spoon grunted and slammed her crotch into Tiara’s butt, grinding inside as moved her hips back and forth, fucking Diamond to her very core. It felt weird and her new organ was so sensitive, and yet somewhat detached from the rest of her body, like something hers and yet not hers. It was like a dildo but she felt it pulsating and throbbing and so alive. Blood flew through it, nerves passed its entire length and it was balls deep inside Diamond Tiara with no signs of stopping. She pumped the huge thing in and out Diamond Tiara with wild abandon. Her hands firmly grasped her pillowy breasts as she landed careful kisses on her neck. The smell of raw sex, sweat and animal hormones filled the hair and made Tiara’s knee wobble, her hands grasping desperately at the wall.

At each thrust she felt her face smoshed undignified against the wall paper, making a small laughter escape from her lips, made of pure pleasure and the hilarity of the situation.

“Touch me down there!” Said Tiara while dangling her stallion bits with a quick giggle of her hips. “Give me a reacharound!”

“What do we say?” Spoon purred with a smirk, her hands caressing her lover’s tummy, dangerously close to her crotch, teasing her the way she loved...

“P-please?!” She whined, shooting a doe eyed gaze.

“Indeed.” Spoon answered with a relaxed giggle.

Spoon’s hand slithered down, brushing on Tiara’s belly, before slowly grasping her member. It was a shorter thing compared to the beast mounting her fillyfriend but it had a nice thickness with it and it kept going long. It had just weakly come on her hand before she started giving her a reach around, harder than even before. Spoon started stroking it fast, timing with her hip thrusts and Tiara hilted her with ease. A small bulge grew in her belly, caused by the huge thing inside her, twitching at each thrust and Diamond Tiara howled in pleasure as both her and Silver Spoon sucked some cold air into her lungs, her whole body freezing and stiffening as she buried her whole length in Tiara. With that she came for the fifth time, her head spinning as she lost herself in the primordial pleasure. Tiara felt a steaming gusher guzzling her womb, filling her with incredible warmth as her own member shot again and again in SIlver’s hand her liquid excitement. Her belly gurgled and grew with warm spooge, soaking her most hidden depths, and her knees fell weakly on the floor, dragging Spoon still inside her on it. Her breasts fell like pillows on Tiara’s back, giving one last shot of pleasure before the end.

“Ah...Ahhh...Crap…” Tiara panted, her whole body aching with pleasure, laying in a puddle of her own sweat.

“Whoa...That was the best...I can’t feel my everything…” Silver Spoon said, her dick still throbbing in her lover’s folds.

“Nghhh…The same here…”

“Next time, you are sticking it into me.” Silver smirked, grabbing Tiara’s breast and playing with it.

Aaa I have to?”

“What? Have you gotten lazy all of a sudden?”

“I still have a pussy and I’m using it, thank you very much.”

“Well...Can’t really argue with that. Now…” She adjusted her glasses on her nose. “Aren’t you curious to know what happened?”

“And look into the horse’s mouth?! What are you, crazy?”

“You. Are. Awful.” She heard a knock at the door. “Who is it now?” Silver Spoon got out of bed, grabbed a tissue to clean herself and covered her naked body with a towel. She plodded on over to the door, her legs giving her that tingling feeling of pins and needles, her dangling bits feeling sensitive and just plain weird to have now that they weren’t buried in a filly...

“Spoon! Are you there?! Silver looked through the peephole and saw a very worried looking Sweetie Belle. “Did you happen to grow a dick?!”

“Yeah…?” She felt a little taken aback by that question, mostly because for how accurate it was. She opened the door, tilted her head in confusion at her unicorn friend. “You?”

“Yes! Let’s hurry! Let us go to Twilight. Didn’t you see the giant dick in the sky?!”

“The what now?!” Spoon went to the window and slowly started to raise the blinds. “I swear if this another one of your pranks- Celestia on a pogo stick!” Spoon’s eyes went wide with sheer amazement as the raunchiest sign of the End Times ever conceived stood right above her roof. “How the actual buck?!”

“There! You see it?! Is Diamond Tiara with you?”

“Well, duh!” Diamond Tiara answered while quickly getting redressed. She asked herself how in the wide world of Equestria her panties had to end up so high on Spoon’s armoire...If they were there that’s it.

“Did she…?” Sweetie snuck a hand in and pointed down at Spoon’s crotch.

“Yeah! Are you with Button? Or anypony else?”

“Nope! Buttons is at home and Rarity left early this morning. I’m on my own! Unless we find the girls!”

“Oh Celestia, there’s a giant cock in the sky!” Diamond Tiara yelled from the other side of Spoon’s room. “I can see it all the way from here! It’s huge and veiny and everything!”

“And I guess Diamond Tiara saw that, too.” Spoon said. “Crazy, isn’t it, T?”

“Wait a minute…” Diamond opened the window and scrunched up her face to look at it better. “Is that Babs’?”

“What.” Sweetie Belle said flatly. “What’s Babs have to do with this?”

“Yeah! That just looks like hers! Like, I’m going to forget the second best cock I ever had! It has the mole and everything! Right near the base!”

“What?!” Sweetie Belle could not believe they were having that discussion right then.

“Aaa means...I’m the best, then?!” Silver Spoon blushed.

“Shame on you for having doubted that!”

“We are missing the point on this, girls. We really are!”

“Yeah!” Diamond was buttoning her bra. “Is Babs behind all of this? How? What?”

“I...I won’t jump to conclusions, but we have to see Twilight and everything...”

“Yeah, it’s all pretty freaky, messing with the natural order of things and yada yada yada. By the way...What did you say about your sister?”

“I don’t know! She was out there for a commission early this morning and she’s probably alone, scared and with a dick she doesn’t know what to do with! Unlike you two!”

“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about her. She’s a grown pony! I’m sure she’ll find a way to use it and everything. She’ll be fine!” Silver Spoon chuckled.

Sweetie Belle sighed and tilted her head, looking incredulous indeed. “You know, you girls are particularly nonchalant about this thing.”

Spoon tilted her head back. “We shouldn’t be?”

“Anypony knows what to do with it.” Tiara said from the other room. “Wait...Are my panties on the ceiling?! How did they get stuck up there?”

“I ‘unno…Wait, was it that stain…? Is it possible?! Didn’t they clean that up?”

“Could it be another one?”

“Oh, Goddess…” Sweetie Belle squeaked. “It’s just...Not right, you know! Not right. I want to pound on some pony meat!” She started licking her lips, with a crazed look in her eyes. “I can’t think of anything else and who knows if this is going to get worse! It’s like estrus! On steroids!”

“Wanna join? That would help!”

“Gaaah! Just come!”

“But I just did that!” Sweetie Belle dragged Silver Spoon’s by her elbow and the towel fell down, revealing her naked body to the outside world and to Sweetie Belle’s amazed stare.

“Uuhhh...Sorry?”

Spoon blinked, her expression of made of pure resignation. “You are staring at it, right?”

“I can’t help it! It’s just...I’m not made of stone, Spoon! What, you expect me to see a dick and not stare at it? Especially your dick?”

Sweetie Belle was still standing there with a defeated Spoon looking at her while Sweetie’s eyes darted between hers and the huge schlong. It was certainly bigger than hers, which filled Sweetie Belle with a strange kind of envy.

“Done?”

“Almost!”

…

…

“Ok, done.”

“Take a picture. It will last longer.” Spoon sighed.

“I know I diiiiiiid!” Diamond Tiara singsonged. “Wanna borrow them?”

“Let’s just go to Twilight’s…”

“So...What are we going to do with Dinky?”

“Throw that huge book at her!” Pinkie said then quickly slapped herself. “I’m sorry. The hormones are out of control!”

Babs threw a sly gaze at Scootaloo. “You did not think of the same thing, did you?”

I...Uhm…” Scootaloo’s eyes coyly darted left and right, trying to not look in the inquisitive eyes of her fillyfriend. “Whoah, that Dinky! To think she was such a good filly! What happened to her?”

“Growing up, pressure, dumb decisions and poor judgement...The whole package. Believe me, I know.” Babs chuckled bitterly.

“Aaawwww, don’t be so hard on yourself.”

“I’m just saying that everypony screws up, sometimes. I mean, look at Twilight and that whole Cutie Mark Switching thing!” Babs chuckled. “Oh, I wish I was there to see it!”

“And we missed that one out, thank Celestia. I’m glad we got them waaay after that.” Scootaloo said. “Can you imagine me doing...Apple related stuff? Or bubble wrapping stuff? Or even making parties!”

“I’m not saying she’s getting out of this one easily. She’s going to have the chewing out of the century. They are going to write books about that!”

“Yeah! I thought that having a threesome established some trust!” Scootaloo pouted.

“Wait, wha’?” Applebloom tilted her head, incredulous.

“It’s more complicated than that…” Babs flashed a sheepish smile, trying not to look at her cousin in the eyes..

“Stop havin’ threesomes at the drop of the hat, Coz. Ya’ll make everypony jealous. What is your secret?! Is it the boobs? The freckles? That thing in yer pants?”

“I think it’s in the disposition.” Scootaloo said.

“Babs’?”

“Of everypony involved. You see, a threesome doesn’t just happen randomly—”

“It kinda did…” Babs muttered.

“Holy crap, girls…” Rainbow Dash said from the other side of the castle, well hidden in an angle. “Can’t believe I found...Applejack's hat?!”

“What.” Applebloom froze as Rainbow Dash held the the suspicious article of clothing in her hands.

“By Celestia’s Holy Buttocks!” Even if it sounded like an understatement, Twilight had read. A lot. She read not only of the good but also the bad side of magic. Tragedies, disasters, tyrants and abusers of the clever craft that brought untold catastrophes. Spells from times so ancient they may have looked like natural disasters and signs of the end times. And yet nothing was more ominous and mind boggling than an enormous sky erection. “Who the hay is responsible for this?!”

Twilight shook her head and flew to her library, recalling every book from memory that could’ve helped her in the catastrophe.

Somepony knocked at the Castle’s door. Or more accurately it started pounding on it with great strength. “Twilight! Twilight open this door!”

She recognized Rarity’s voice and flew her way down to the castle’s doors, pulling them open with all of her alicorn strength. The unicorn stood in front of her clad in her white tailleur. Her perfectly coiffed mane a disheveled mess.

“Rarity?!”

“What is…” She pointed outside and upwards. “What the hay?!”

“I’m just as shocked as you are! One minute I was out for a commission and the next...Eeeetchuuu!” Rarity sneezed hard, and in a very unladylike manner, rustling her dress head to hooves.

“Come inside.” She grabbed her friend by her wrist with haste and dragged her in the warm and cozy walls of the castle of Friendship. “We’ll figure this out together.” She gave Rarity a reassuring smile and her eyes went searching for a towel or something to help her friend, her brilliant mind grinding her gears to find a solution...

And then they both grew a dick.

It sprang forth like a tree from under Rarity’s gown, nearly ripping it in half while Twilight's simple black pants made a discouraging sound as they grew tighter and tighter, inflating under the pressure of the purple log magically sprung to life.

“Whaaaaaaaa?!” Rarity’s knees started trembling as she looked in horror at her newly sprung rod throbbing beneath the silken curtain.

“I...I...What’s the meaning of this?!” Princess Twilight roared, nearly falling on the ground due to sheer weight of her new appendage. “How? Why?!”

“I’m...a stallion?! What the…? That cloud! It’s a spell! A very self evident and totally unpredictable spell!”

“What’s the meaning of this?!” She repeated with far more emphasis. “Who’s responsible?!” Twilight gritted her teeth. “We have to...To calm down. Yeah! Calm down. We can find a solution...” She tried to stay calm but new, terrible hormones flooded her bloodstream.

“Oh mah Stars, y’all as well?!”

The two turned towards the familiar voice, only to see a soaking wet farmpony with a huge bulge in her pants. She was thoroughly drenched, even her hat was soaked through, dripping water and slightly bent at the side of her head. She took it off her head and threw the water outside. “What?!”

“Applejack, darling!” Rarity hugged her friend with strong arms. “Don’t tell me that it happened to you as well!”

“And to Applebloom! And to Granny, ah think!”

Twilight nearly hurled and cupped her mouth with both hands. That was a thing she didn’t need to know. “Wait, there’s isn’t anypony with you?”

“Applebloom went to check on her friends! Big Mac is with Granny and tryin’ to keep her from being traumatized. Ah can’t say the same for him, though...”

“What? For how long? When did it happen?” Rarity said.

“Ah just woke up with this! How about you?”

“Right...One minute ago! In perfect, horrible synchrony!”

“So...While it has the same effect on mares, it works at different times! This is the mark of an unstable spell!” Twilight said, trying to think as hard as she could and not at how hard she was. “It may be an accident, or an unintended result, or it may have simply got out of control! Maybe we can find who is responsible. Probably somepony with too little magical talent or too much, without any control and with very disgusting tas—”

“Oh, crap…” Applejack fell to her knees, holding the space between her legs that was just growing out of control, obscenely bulging and twitching in her worn out jeans. “What’s goin’ on…?”

“Applejack! Are you ok?” Rarity rushed to help her friend, trying to get her back on her hooves.

“No...Ah feel...Ah feel...Ah’ve been tryin’ to keep it under control for too long…”

“Wait, aren’t you going to—” Twilight rushed in to stop the inevitable but she was too late.

With that, she unzipped her pants and her new organ sprung forth, unfettered and free, wobbling left and right and emanating a strong, musky scent. It was simply big. Burly and thick with an ebony shade, filled with veins across its meaty surface and a swollen tip with its sides brimming over. It looked like two tubes of meat connected to each other by a thick, manly medial ring. Applejack started stroking it, tears in her eyes due to relief and shame. “Ah’m sorry…”

Rarity watched in abject horror her friend jerking off, going against all the laws of nature and decency. And it was the hottest thing she ever saw…”Oh, Celestia, help me…” She said as her hands slipped under her gown and her panties swiftly hit the floor. Applejack didn’t even look at her as she was jerking off faster and more desperately.

“Rarity, what are you—” Before Twilight could complete that phrase, Rarity whipped out her rod and presented the big, black rod to Applejack. In contrast with Rarity’s nature, it was a huge, rowdy thing, blacker than the night and thicker than even Applejack’s, a small pearl of cum flopping on its tip, its whiteness having a stark contrast.

“Please...Help me…” Rarity said and she prodded her dick forward, pushing it onto Applejack’s lips and rubbing its tip slowly, staining her friend’s face with precum. Applejack moaned softly, trying to resist it before her lips parted on their own, taking the smallest piece of it in her mouth. It slid so naturally, celebrating the smoothness of her lips against the luscious black obelisk presented to her. She found herself slurping on it, gobbling it up whole as the sound of slobbering, slurping obscenity filled with air. She used one of her hands to better engulf it with her tongue while her other hand was busy on stroking the throbbing organ. She couldn’t think straight for a second and her mind was filled to the brim with lewd thoughts, compelled to obey them with every fiber of her being. Now that she had somepony with her, somepony eager, Applejack realized how simply hard she was and how much she needed this.

For Applejack it seemed a long and tortuous thought process though it lasted only a few, torturous seconds. For Rarity, it must have been even shorter…

“Ohhh...Applejack...So good…” Rarity moaned, her face contorted in pleasure as she slammed herself deep in Applejack’s mouth, her hands ravishing her blond mane as she felt every inch of her friend’s warm mouth, her rough tongue swirling on the flared tip of her organ with wild abandon, torturing her urethra with slurping and teasing as her hips moved on her own with increasing speed, facefucking Applejack like a maniac while she was eager to fill her mouth and throat with warm semen. Her mind was so overloaded with burning need that she couldn’t think of anything else. Here and now, it was her whole world.

All of this with Twilight being completely revolted and shocked. “What the hay are you doing?!” The Princess screamed, both for disgust and the fact that her pants were simply going to explode under the pressure. Applejack wasn’t even fazed by the outburst and kept on sucking Rarity, while the unicorn turned to give her a very embarassed look, the carnal spell having broken.

“I’m so sorry...Aahhhh...Twilight...I can’t...We can’t control ourselves…”

“Well, that I see!”

“You...How do you even resist yourself?!

“I, uh, what kind of question is that? How hard is to resist to shove a long, hard cock into her mouth, her lips going up and down the turgid shaft until the point you can’t go on anymore and it spills warm semen down her throat…” Twilight’s mouth started to water at the thought, clenching her fists to keep her hands from shaking, her knees wobbling weakly as she felt her pants so tight around her member. “And then...And then feel it slide inside you, feel that enormous, hard thing going in and out until it spills its seed there and...And…”

“How long have you gone without sex?”

“Long enough for me to do this!” And with that Twilight forsake her morality, her logic, her dignity and her pants and shoved her dick in Applejack’s mouth, standing side by side with Rarity’s, lodged in the farmpony’s busy lips.

“Mghhh!” She said, her pupils shooting wide open and struggling to breath as she felt the dicking being doubled with a vengeance. Or at least what she was trying to say was “Twilight, what the hay, wait for your own turn!” But she rolled her eyes and soldiered on, opening her mouth wider and swirling her busy, rough tongue on the enlarged flares of her friend.
Twilight was feeling something new and incredible, something that she thought only a stallion could feel as the new sensation of pleasure rolling up her entire length, her organ twitching in Applejack’s mouth at each stroke. That jolt of pleasure crawled its way up, making her come weakly with small, imperceptible spurts as she steeled herself to not come so early.

Rarity, already grown accustomed with it, looked at Twilight with a combination of amusement and embarrassment. “Oh, don’t tell me this your first, darling!”

“Oh, really? Have you had a dick attached to you recently?!”

“Not a real one...Nghh...Applejack, darling, could you go a little slower? I want to enjoy this!”

Applejack looked up with an annoyed look and started to go slower indeed, using her hands on her friends’ dicks to stroke them gently.

“Yess, that’s the way…” Rarity purred as she stroked Applejack’s mane. She bit her lip and let out a small whimper, her lips contorting in a small o as her body shook from pleasure. She felt Twilight so close to her, her dick pushing on her own, trudging as it was ravaged by the skilled Applejack…

“Hmmm...Ahhhh!!!” Rarity came with a long, lively spurt shooting straight in Applejack’s mouth. She kept on sucking as Rarity’s seed spilled forth from the angles of her mouth. It soon coated Twilight’s cock as well and she felt its unearthly warmth. Her balls twitched as she let out a small shriek of pleasure and came on her own, shooting her load and doubling the delicious spooge for Applejack to gobble on. The farmpony took in her belly as much as she could, her lips moving up and down and making smacking noises as she feasted gladly, her shirt being stained with cum as she tried to enjoy every single last drop. She popped the two dicks out of her mouths once she realized her jaw actually hurting and settled for having one last spray of cum on her face.

“Girls...I want it now…”

“T-Twilight?!”

The Princess, like possessed started to slowly undress herself, quickly folding ordinately her clothes on the floor and offered her purple, well toned alicorn bod to the two. Rarity expressed her approval by having a quick, still dripping cum boner. Applejack was still cleaning her cum stained mouth until she landed her eyes on her friend’s naked body, causing her log to stiffen as well. A faint tint of red appeared between her freckles. Twilight placed her hands on the friendship map and turned her back on the two, lifting her perfectly round purple butt. Her purple rod flopped weakly left and right as excitement coursed through her body.

“Whoah, Twilight...Ah...Ah don’t know what to say…”

“Please, fuck me, girls! Take my mouth, my pussy, my ass but do it!” She practically screamed, like a possessed mare. Her whole body felt like on fire and the need of being plowed and plowing was suffocating her basic thought.

“Well, if you want it this bad, I think we should take turn—” A flash of a blond mane passed before Rarity’s eyes and Applejack lunged at her friend, slamming her long, throbbing orange rod right inside Twilight’s pussy.

“Nnngghhhaaa!” Twilight screamed at being penetrated so suddenly and roughly. Applejack pushed her entire length with powerful, quick thrusts of her hips. She squirted at every thrust with overwhelming energy, her whole body shaking and spasming as she felt the massive pressure inside her. Applejack went in raw and she was very well endowed. A blessing and a curse at the same time. Her inner walls were absolutely demolished by the rowdy farm pony that kept going on and on with impossible energy and mirth. Applejack grabbed one of her legs and holstered it over her shoulder, giving her a wider angle. Applejack sunk inside nearly halfway through, her medial ring, thick and warm, pushed against Twilight’s soft and greedy lips.

“Ah’,...Sorry...Twilight! Ah can’t...Ah can’t control mahself!”

“You...Uh...Don’t worry, Applejack. We’ll...We’ll figure something out. After this…” With that she pulled Applejack closer in a hug, allowing the farmpony to lift her and let gravity do the work for her. Twilight’s mind soared to high heaven as she fell on Applejack’s fat cock several times, her crotch slapping with a wet sound against Applejack’s, the two joined in a carnal frenzy. And yet, amidst the confusion and the joy of the flesh, Twilight was arriving at a conclusion. She remembered that such spells with a wider range, spells with the power to affect a large and specific number of mares had to have a sample…

With that, Rarity derailed her train of thought by shoving it up her ass.

“Yeeeowww! What are you doing?!” Not only her pussy was still trying to get accustomed to the massive weight pushing her way inside, her backside felt uncomfortable and tighter than ever, her muscles spasming around Rarity’s rod while the fashionista was drooling in ecstasy going balls deep in the most sacred of Twilight’s spots.

“I’m taking advantage of the situation, darling. Besides, it looks like you are eager as well!” She giggled, playfully poking at Twilight’s horn, bringing to her attention that it was sparkling with magical energy. She soon realized that she felt that spark, that warm, familiar sensation of pure magic enveloping her...Holes.

“Oh, my…”

“Whoah, Nelly…” Applejack grunted and pushed her way inside, finding that she slipped in with ease despite her size and Twilight’s relative...unpreparedness to the situation. Rarity basked in the pleasing glow as she went further in, ramming her way between Twilight’s soft buttcheeks, her engorged head massaging Twilight’s inner hole. “Ah was a little confused about that…”

“Our Twilight here doesn’t leave anything to chance!” Said Rarity as she grabbed Twilight’s wrists and pushed forward inside, a jolt of pure pleasure crawling at lightspeed the Princess’ spine as her unicorn friend ravaged inside her, twisting her dick around in slow circles, making her enjoy it to the last inch. Applejack was rougher, less imaginative perhaps, but she compensated with pure passion. Twilight could feel herself completely filled up to her innermost spot, stabbed with passion by Applejack’s love rod. She could even feel the two dicks almost pressing onto each other and she started heightening that pleasure by stroking herself hard, whacking her dick off so hard that it showered drops of precum on Applejack’s breasts. Rarity was also immensely into it, her inquisitive hands grabbing Twilight’s breasts as she thrusted herself in a perfect diagonal line inside, coating Twilight’s neck with small kisses that felt like electric jolts. Twilight’s wings started beating frenetically and her hooves slowly lifted themselves from the floor…

“Twilight?” Rarity said, her tongue still touching Twilight’s neck. “I know you are into it but isn't this a little…” Rarity looked and noticed that the three of them were already in the air. She could see her seat from there. “Dangerous?”

“Oh, live a little!” Twilight said as she drooled, her mind completely obliterated with pleasure. Applejack hadn’t even realized what was happening and kept plowing Twilight, keeping her eyes shut and her hands firmly placed around her lover’s waist. Twilight wrapped her legs around Applejack’s own thighs while Rarity, having regained her senses kept clinging for her life, slowly down the pace of her ass fucking.
She was soaring high above, figuratively and literally. She was reaching the edge so fast, succumbing to the sweet pressure in her loins and the feeling of a couple of long, hard cocks still pounding her in the right way that she came unabashed and unfettered. To her surprise, she ejaculated a massive spurt of cum , followed by another one and another one, violating so many laws of magic and physics that soon the entire castle was nearly covered in its entirety, in cum. Twilight started to laugh and cry at the sheer quantity of cum being shot inside her from two ways. The more she felt them cumming the more she wanted to cum. Her tongue was exploring her friend's’ mouth on its own, her eyes were closed and her mind was clouded, her entire being lost in the symphony of flesh. She coated the two with her cum as their own spilled out of her holes, filling her with a pleasant warmth.

Applejack and Rarity collapsed in a group hug, breathing slowly to recover the energy as Twilight was beating her wings so hard that a couple of feathers found their way on the ground.

“I think...I think I figured this out…”

“Yeah...Ya jus’ needed to relax a bit, sugarcube…” Applejack giggled weakly as she tried to regain her breath.

“I second that!” Rarity chirped.”

The three stood there, Twilight effortlessly keeping them in the air with only the flapping of her wings filling the awkward silence.

“So...You want to continue this?” Rarity said.

“I do have a place where nopony will disturb us…” She purred and started to lower the three back to the ground, her member getting hard again as she felt the others still wonderfully lodged inside her and begging for more…

“How...Ah mean...Mah sister?!” Applebloom was basically hyperventilating. “How’s even...Ah mean…! Where is she?”

“I’m just as shocked as you are? I mean, why just her hat?” Rainbow Dash said. “And why did she leave it here?”

“Maybe she’s somewhere around?! Sis? Siiiiiiiiiissss?!” Applebloom cupped her hands around her mouth to act as an impromptu megaphone.

“Oh, this is waaay more troubling! I’ll help you look! Applejaaaack!” Pinkie Pie stormed her way off to accompany Applebloom, shrieking like a banshee to catch her attention.

“Maybe they are in Twilight’s study or something.” Rainbow Dash took off to look after her friend after carefully placing Applejack’s hat in a mostly clean spot. “You girls stay here in case they pass by!”

“Why should they pass by now?!” Asked a confused Scootaloo but Rainbow Dash had gone too far off to hear her. She shrugged and let out a frustrated sigh. She pinched the bridge of her nose in anger. “This story just gets more complicated. And raunchy.”

“Well, it’s not like I wasn’t expecting it to be.” Babs said, shrugging as well.

“You know, you are taking this rather well. What’s your secret?”

“Aw’right, ya want the truth? I’m not chill at all. I’m creeped out and I hide it with a veneer of sarcasm.”

“That’s quite sarcastic.”

“I know…” She flashed an impish smile and kissed Scoots on the cheek. The pegasus’ shorts instantly filled up with a stiff boner. “Oh, come on, really?”

“Well, I can’t help it, and you should be the last one to talk!”

“True.”

“So...Want to help me out?”

“What? Now of all moments?!”

“Come one! I know the right place!” She dragged Babs by her wrist among the labyrinthine bookcases of the castle and smiled as she saw an unassuming wall, to Babs’ confusion.

“Well, I’ve seen worst places to have sex…”

“Oh, it’s not what it looks like, you dummy!” Scootaloo giggled and she felt the wall up, until she found a hidden button that caused the wall to move with a rumbling sound and open, revealing a hidden room.

“Woah.” Babs whistled slowly, in amazement.

“We found this a long time ago while we were playing. I think there’s a bed in there and…” Scootaloo stepped inside the room only to freeze from head to hooves in sheer terror.

“Uh, Scoots? Are ya—” She stepped beside her fillyfriend only to finally find out what was actually happening and she found out to be ill prepared for it. Twilight, Applejack and Rarity were in that small hidden room. They didn’t have any clothes. And they were going at it. Hard. “What the f—”

“Flying feathers?!” Scootaloo screamed at the top of her lungs, causing the three mares to interrupt their coitus with a startled scream of their own.

“Woah! What are you doing here?!” Twilight hid her gracious curves by pulling the blankets over her naked body with a magical pull. Applejack covered her breasts with her arm and crawled next to Twilight with an expression of pure, unadultered shame.

“Uh...Hi, cousin…”

“Hi…” Babs was like in a trance and simply lifted her arm to wave at her. “I can’t help but notice you have a...Uh…”

“Eyupp. Do ya?”

“Yup.”

Rarity rolled on the sheets and crawled under the bed with a girlish scream.

Applebloom rushed out of nowhere to the scene of the “crime”. “Wha’? What happened?! Ah heard a scream and OH MAH VIRGIN EYES!” She covered her eyes and recoiled away as Applejack blushed so hard she was very close to being set on fire.

“Those are the only virgin thing you have left!” Scootaloo shouted at the top of her lungs, still trying to decide whether to laugh or cry or throw herself out a window.

“Low move, Scoots!”

“Hey, girls what happenedHELLO TWILIGHT APPLEJACK AND RARITY DOING THE NASTY.” As if on cue, Pinkie Pie arrived and warmly waved at the three mares that wished more and more to be swallowed by the earth.

“There’s an explanation for this!” Twilight said, hiding her face down to the nose in the blankets.

“You girls wanted to have some crazy monkey sex. Duh!” Pinkie Pie said.

“She’s got a point…” Applejack muttered, clenching her legs to hide her still hard stallionhood.

“Oh, you too, Applejack?!” Twilight got up from the bed, loudly grumbling as she wove the sheet around her body to cover her form. “Now...I believe we are not going to discuss this any further.”

“I’m okay with that.” Babs said, shrugging.

“Ah’m tryin’ to forget that. In fact, if ya’ll knew a memory spell to make me forget ah’ll be very happy…” Applebloom was still keeping her eyes shut. “Ah have mah eyes closed but ah can still see it in the back of mah mind!”

“Holy crap, you scored with the both of them?!” And as if on cue as well, Rainbow Dash came swooping down on the scene. “High five!” Rainbow offered her hand to the blushing Princess, who left her hanging. “Not cool, but I forgive you.”

Twilight cleared her voice. “So...I think I figured it out on how to get back everypony to normal.”

“Why? You seem to be enjoying yourself.” Pinkie Pie asked, earning a death glare from Twilight, sharp enough to pierce stones. “Well, unless there is some problem like the fact that it sours relationships, devalues sex as an emotional connection and stifles productivity, not to mention the fact that it turn rational ponies into sex crazed fiends and that's morally abhorrent.” Pinkie Pie draw a lot of confused looks from everypony in the room. “What?”

“I...Couldn’t say it better myself.” Twilight said. “Anyways, I think I found a counter spell! Basically, we need the originator?”

“The what now?” Applejack said.

“The originator. patient Zero. The first one that ever got the dick spell!”

“Uh…” Babs felt a shiver up her spine. “And we need her..." She gulped. "For what?”

“Basically have a bunch of sex!”

And with that, Babs knew it was going to be alright.