“So remahnd me whah you’re here again?”

“There’s something I need to tell you. And everypony.”

“Twee—”

“I can’t just use Twitter. This is really important and emotionally impactful news, so I need to go door-to-door to tell everypony I know about it individually.”

“Whatever. So what’s this news?”

“Well, they’re not filming another chapter in two weeks...”

“Ah know this.”

“...So I decided it would be a good time to leave Equestria.”

“You’re movin’ ta a different country?!”

“No, I’m just going away for two, three weeks to be in an invitational celebrity race. Then I’ll get rich from the prize money and get my own house in Cloudsdale.”

“Shouldn’t you win money for your favourite charity or somethin’?”

“Nope.”

“Also, you won’t win now that ya just told it front ah the cameras.”

“Why would I fail?”

“You could lose the race.”

“I’m goin’ up against a buncha celebrities.”

“Shouldn’t they, lahke, not let you in since you’re a real racin’ flaher?”

“Well, I’m in a thing anypony can just join, so it... doesn’t really count.”

“You do realahse that just ‘cause there’s no chapters don’t mean we all go unconscious.”

“Everypony can handle me going away for a couple weeks.”

“Ah guess.”

“You guess? Why, do you particularly like me or somethin’?”

“Nah, but everypony loves you. Ponyville without you’ll be... rainy, mostly. But seriously, we all love ya, a lotta us romantically.”

“Your time’s up, I need to go to the next door.”

And so she left for the next house.

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