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Chapter 199: Chapter 158: Mobile Lemon Shavings
Previous Chapter Next ChapterApplejack answered her door. “Hi, Rainbow!”
“Hey, AJ. You called me, I didn’t have anything to do, and I was kinda horny, so there you go.”
“You never ‘ave anythin’ to do.”
“You know that I do flying stuff. Don’t tell me you’re one of those ponies who thinks that sports stuff isn't a real job.”
“Ah didn’t mean it literally. Ah know it takes work an’ dedication an’ stuff.”
“It’s okay.” Which sucked, because the conversation stopped. “So....”
“So?”
“So I want you to tie me up.”
“With hooves?”
“You’ve done it a bunch of times before.”
“Yeah, Ah know. Just get on the bed.”
Rainbow obliged. Applejack got the rope from the wardrobe and put it on the bed. “I promise I won’t move my head around a bunch this time,” Rainbow said.
“What about—”
“I won’t spread my wings either.”
Applejack was quite reliable at tying things by now, averaging 2.6 tries per knot in the last sixty knots. Knot bad if you ask me. “So you won that flahin’ tahtle?”
“I won every race except the one I crashed in and the one I couldn’t be in ‘cause of the broken leg from the crash.”
“Ah remember... fuckin’ hooves. Ah remember seein’ that. The lower half ah your leg breakin’ inta nothin’ looks pretty painful.”
“It is. So, um, about winning, I have something really sad to tell you. Should you know after we have sex?”
“We ain’ ‘avin’ sex.”
“What?”
“Ah ain’t horny, Ah just wanna hang out. Ah’m foalnappin’ ya here until Ah’ve had as much ah you as Ah want.”
“Well, I’m sorry I have a life outside of bein’ your sex slave.”
“It’s okay. So feel free ta... fuckin’ hooves. To tell me about the sad thing.”
“Well, I haven’t got the call from any of the teams yet, but since I won, I should be moving up to a new series....”
“That’s bad?”
“Well, the higher levels are serious professional things, I can’t just show up for a weekend and do whatever, I have to be with the team and stuff, so....”
Applejack stood up from kneeling on the floor. Which arguably is more standing up than normal, but you get the point. “So Ah won’t see ya?”
“In the first half of the year when they have the races on this continent, I’ll be able to drop by often enough, but from July to October, I’ll pretty much be gone.”
“Ah was a fuckin’ wreck after a couple ah weeks, what’m Ah supposed to do for four months?”
“I dunno... a lot of ponies’ve gone through it, you’ll be fine, right?”
“It’s just... are you really gonna have more fun with your flahin’ than you would with me?”
“Well....”
“You can’t be serious.”
“Yeah.”
“How could you leave me for somethin’ lahke that?”
“It’s what every sports pony does, it isn’t some massive immoral betrayal. How lame would it be if some bright young sports hope stayed at home with their loved ones instead ah doin’ shit?”
“Well... okay, but you’re still a dick.”
“You knew this could happen going into the relationship.”
“Yeah, you don’t think about that sorta shit when you’re hah on a love confession. Ah don’t think ah you as a racin’ flaher Ah love, Ah think ah you as Rainbow Dash.”
“You’re being selfish.”
“You’re bein’ selfish.”
“I’m having a life and you’re liking it.”
“Fahne. Ah’ll enjoy ya whilst you’re here.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. Once you leave, then Ah’ll get sad.”
“Sounds good. Do you still love me?”
“You’ll hafta beg a lot, but yeah.”
“But you’re the crazy one in the argument.”
“Do you not wanna beg?”
“Okay.”
Applejack continued tying her up. Before Rainbow would beg for her love, whenever she planned to do that, she was going to beg for sex, right after Applejack finished tying her. Which was in a few more seconds. Almost right now.
“Fuckin’ hooves,” Applejack said.
Okay, so it’ll be a few more seconds. But not very long.
“There. So what do you wanna talk about?”
“Can we please have sex?”
“No.” She turned the computer chair to face the bed and sat in it with her hooves together on her lap. “How’ve you been lately?”
“Great. After a year of mediocrity and a year of ‘y’know, this foal’s got potential, she just needs to mature a bit’, I won my flying championship I’m in a few weeks ago and finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend what it probably means for our relationship.”
“What’d she say?”
“She’s pissed, but I think she understands. She isn’t so selfish that she wants me to give up my career just so she can fuck me more often.”
“Ah see. Look, Ah said Ah wouldn’t have sex with you already, but seein’ you lahke that is really makin’ me horny.”
“So you’re fucking me?”
“Ah’m gonna clop.”
Applejack clopped and Rainbow watched her. Some of her cum got onto the wooden floor, which could be hard to clean so let’s hope the best for that. She did something to give the sentence two fragments and got off the chair.
“Whatcha feel lahke?”
“That’s a terrible rendition ah my accident.”
“You’re Rainbow Dash.”
“Actually, you’re Rainbow Dash.”
“Who’re you talkin’ ta?”
“Rainbow Dash.”
“Y’know that ya can’t keep this up forever.”
“Keep what up?”
“♥.”
“Fuck.”
“Whatcha feel lahke?”
“Sex.”
“‘Kay.”
She rubbed her genitalia against her body part and it felt good.
“That felt good,” Rainbow said.
“It was good, but Ah wish you were more distressed.”
“Don’t hurt me.”
“That doesn’t feel very real.”
“So what are you gonna do? Walk out and come back in hoping I’ll act helplesser?”
“Maybe Ah will.”
Applejack walked out, counted to four, and went back in.
“Let me go,” Rainbow said in a moderately meek voice.
“Whah would Ah do that raht after Ah just foalnapped ya?”
“It was worth asking.”
“Raht. Anyway, Ah’m makin’ you cum an’ you’re gonna lahke it.”
“Wait, are you a stranger or are you you?”
“An’ we need a safeword.”
“So what do we do?”
“Ah dunno. Wanna just not do a bondage RP?”
“We could do a bondage non-RP. That’s what I was thinking of originally anyway.”
“‘Kay. What about the safeword thing?”
“Maybe ‘fuck’ or ‘no’ or ‘AJ’.”
“Seriously.”
“Turbine.”
“‘Kay. You ready?”
“Yeah.”
“Where’m Ah gonna be on the bed?”
“I dunno, you can just go on the end.”
“‘Kay.”
Applejack kneeled on the foot end of the bed and commenced eating her out.
“Um, AJ?”
She raised up her head. “What?”
“Could you—”
“You’re the one in bondage.”
“Fine.”
Applejack continued. Not much happened for a minute.
“AJ?” Rainbow said after exactly one minute.
She raised her head again. “What?”
“This is getting boring.”
“Don’ complain or Ah’ll tape ya too.”
“So I came up with ‘turbine’ for nothing?”
“Don’t talk an’ you don’ hafta worry about it.”
“So whatever happens, I’m not allowed to talk.”
“That’s right.”
“I love you.”
“We're gonna 69. Y’know, Ah wish there was a name for that that didn’t sound so Urban Dictionary.”
“lol”
Applejack got on top of her and, to be poetic, the sex began. Applejack derived pleasure from the sensations she was experiencing from Rainbow eating her out, as well as doing the same to her even if the first was really more important, whilst Rainbow was enjoying Applejack’s genitalia in her face and being vaguely forced to eat her out, as well as the genital stimulation Applejack was giving her even if the first was really more important.
“Ah neh,” Applejack tried to simultaneously talk and perform cunnilingus.
Rainbow figured the best thing to do was to completely ignore her, only to find almost immediately that she was trying to announce an orgasm. She drank all of the ejaculate, probably thinking about how good it tasted or something.
“Mwm,” Rainbow said.
“What?”
“Can you work more on—”
“No.”
“But I wanna—”
“No.”
The same paragraph happened again.
“Mwm,” Rainbow said.
“What?” Applejack said.
“Please?”
Applejack got off the bed. “You’re the slave, you don’t tell me to do stuff.”
“It was worth a shot.”
Applejack took a few seconds to admire her. “You’re so hot in bondage. Ah mean, you’re the hottest pony ever anyway, but... well, not that Ah’d want every tahme Ah had sex with you to be with you in bondage. Wait, Ah guess Ah usually do.”
“Thanks?”
“Jus’ givin’ mah opinion when nopony asked for it. Anyway, Ah’m gonna whip you now.”
“I don’t feel like it.”
“Too bad.”
Applejack went to the wardrobe again, took just one of its one whips, and finally got rid of her hat, in both senses of “finally”. I forgot about it too.
“You ready for somethin’ dramatic-soundin’?” Applejack said.
“No.”
“What do you mean ‘no’?”
“I mean no.”
“But....”
“No.”
“Then do you have an ahdea?”
“I wanna cum.”
“Fahne.”
Applejack licked Rainbow Dash right in the clitoris for a minute or two, eventually causing Rainbow to orgasm. I know you’re wondering what Rainbow said during said licking, but it was all “oh fuck”, “yes”, and stuff like that. The real juicy stuff was the cider Big Mac was drinking.
“What about now?” Applejack said.
“You mean the whipping? I already said no.”
“Whah can’t you feel lahke it?”
“What are you gonna do, laser surge my brain so I do?”
“No, but... Ah jus’ really wanna whip you. An’ you actually don’ want it so it’s lahke actual rape. It’d be so hot, but Ah can’t do it ‘cause morality.”
“You’re better than Twilight....”
“Yeah, but that’s different.”
“She still forces me to have sex, whereas you don’t.”
“Ah guess.”
“lol”
“lol”
“lol”
“Ah’m undoin’ the bondage.”
“That was a quick turnaround.”
“Yeah, well, the whole ‘kidnap an’/or rape ponies ‘cause you love ‘em’ thing... meh.”
“Then why’d you do it in the first place?”
“You wanted me to tah you up an’ do somethin’ evil to ya.”
“Okay... keep me like this, though, I like it.”
“Then we talk.”
“About?”
“We jus’ talk. Ah don’t feel lahke we’ve done anythin’ for a whahle ‘cept have sex.”
“We can’t just talk artificially. There has to be some reason for it. Like when you spend the first ninety per cent of a phonecall talking about something completely irrelevant to what the call is about.”
“Well, we can’t agree on what sorta sex to do, so what are you gonna do?”
“I’ll sleep somewhere else just to make you angry.”
“Please don’t.”
“Why can’t I? Besides the fact that I’m bondaged?”
“‘Cause Ah want company.”
“So to make you feel not lonely?”
“Yeah.”
“You’re my primary girlfriend, so that sounds good. But... just talk. For no reason.”
“Lahke Ah said, we can’ agree on the sex.”
“But I don’t care about this soppy talkin’ stuff.”
“You already said you would do it.”
“Well, look, let’s back up a bit, here’s the problem. I’ll do anything for you, which is staying here so you’re not bored, but you’ll do anything for me, which is letting me leave. So one of us has to be selfish or nothing will get done.”
“But we’re both doin’ the selfish option raht now.”
“Then one of us needs to be not selfish, and since Applejack is less self-important than Rainbow Dash, I should be allowed to leave.”
“Y’know what? If you wanna be away from me so much, then fahne. Just go.”
“Thank you.” Applejack didn’t do anything. “You wanna let me go?”
“You thought Ah was actually gonna do it.”
“Well, yeah....”
“Nope. You’re stayin’ ‘ere. Overnaht.”
“What if I need the toilet or something?”
“Okay, but if you don’t come back here, Ah’m gonna do the same thing next tahme you come but without lettin’ you go.”
“Don’t worry.”
Applejack got on the bed and hugged her. “So what’s new?”
“I told ya. What’s new with you?”
“Nothin’’s really changed.”
“I’m bored.”
“Fahne. You still ain’t leavin’, though.”
They snogged.
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