“WOOOO!” Rainbow said, riding her motorcycle at 98% throttle about three metres away from Grand Cañon, a location in Equestria which is not to be confused with the Grand Canyon. Zecora was directly in Rainbow’s path, and jumped out of the way just in time to avoid being flattened into a waffle.

“I survived that moment just by a hair,” Zecora said. “I almost forgot motorcycles were everywhere!!!!”

Rainbow made a slight miscalculation and rode off the cliff, then abandoned her motorcycle since she could fly. She flew back to Applejack, Twilight, and Zecora.

“I’m not sure whether to be happy you’re not dead or consider you lucky with how dumb that was,” they all said simultaneously.

“There was a reason I couldn’t turn,” Rainbow said. “My tyres—”

She donned her sunglasses.

“—hit the cliff.”

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!

“You should’ve at least had a helmet,” Twilight said. “That would’ve protected against the over nine thousand-hoof falls.”

“Meh,” Rainbow said. “What’s important is that my motorcycle will crash to the bottom by tomorrow so I’ll never use it again.”

Meanwhile, Octavia and Lyra were at the bottom of the canyon.

“Lyra?” Octavia said.

“What?”

“Am I hallucinating or is that a falling motorcycle above us?”

Lyra looked upwards. “I know they say MOTORCYCLES ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!, but I didn’t know they meant everywhere.”

“We should move out of the way.”

“I concur.”

They moved out of the way, but the motorcycle was only going to reach the bottom tomorrow so it didn’t really matter.

“I like the way that rock is coloured,” Lyra said.

“I agree,” Rainbow, next to her, said. “It’s some—”

Rainbow donned her sunglasses.

“—stellar stone.”

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!

“I slipped off an ice edge once,” Rainbow said. “It was a bit jäääärring.”

“That sounds like a bilingual pun,” Lyra said. “If only camerapony #3 was here.”

“I am,” camerapony #3 said.

“Oh. Can you explain the pun?”

“I don’t know its other language.”

“Do you know its other language, Rainbow Dash?”

“No, I heard it from Twilight. I don’t even get it.” No one knew how to respond to that. “So I should probably fly back up now.”

“You do that.”

“Is this how we’re spending the last chapters of the series?” Twilight said.

“Eeyup,” Applejack said in an awful impression of Big Mac.

“Why, you got a problem with that?” Rainbow said.

There was a lack of sound whilst everyone waited for Zecora to say something.

“Zecora?” Twilight said. “Are you going to say anything? It’s your turn.”

“Well, since you all complain whenever I don’t rhyme....”

Content warning: I Suck At Titles, Summary Better is a PEGI 3.

“Okay, first,” Twilight said, “That’s a rating for video games, not telly. Second, I don’t think that, if this were to be a game, it would be a PEGI 3.”

“Yeah,” Rainbow said. “For one thing, the show is 15+ here.”

“Sometimes it’s even 18,” Twilight said. “But yeah, the point is that it’s not for three-year-olds. So should we keep walking?”

“Sure, yeah, whatever,” the other three said.

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