For approximately the trillionth time, Rainbow went to Applejack’s house. Wait, knock-knock joke.

Knock-knock.

“Who’s there?” Applejack said.

“Your girlfriend.”

“Can’t you go a day without havin’ sex?”

“No.”

Applejack opened the door. “Ah got a question.”

Rainbow came in and closed the door. “What?”

“You know how when we do any dominance, it’s always me>you?”

“And now you feel like being tied down tonight.”

“Yeah.”

“When we tried that a couple weeks ago, we both woke up in a hospital.”

“You sayin’ you’re not a good dominatrix?”

“Yes. We almost died and it was my fault.”

“Fine, Ah have a backup plan.”

“Yeah?”

“Outsahde fetish.”

“Really? ‘Cause there was this thing just a few chapters ago where—”

“You wanna do it or not?”

“But it’s nighttime out.”

“Fine, we’ll do somethin’ safe. Faust.”

“You know, you’re supposed to be the smart, reasonable one and I’m the moron.”

“We don’t ‘ave that kinda thing, though.”

“I know, but when one of us needs to be smart for some reason, it’s usually you.”

“Look, you didn’t come here ‘cause we needed to talk about this, you came here because you were horny.”

“And because I love you....”

“Ah love you more.”

“Are you trying to say I don’t appreciate you or something? We love each other equally.”

“It ain’t like that. Ah’m all soppy an’ sentimental about love an’ stuff an’ you’re not.”

“Don’t try to say I don’t love you enough or something like that.”

“No, Ah mean you’re all tough an’ stuff an’ Ah’m not. It was a poorly-phrased compliment.”

“I guess....”

“Look, this’s been goin’ on for like a page, you wanna fuck or not?”

“I like talking with you.”

“Yeah, but Ah don’t wanna talk for no reason. An’ if we wait any longer, Ah’ll prolly rape ya.”

“You can do that, it’s okay.”

“Ah know, but Ah already explained, Ah wanna get raped tanight.”

“‘Kay. Should we go upstairs now?”

“Eeyup,” Applejack said in a terrible impression of Big Mac.

They got to Applejack’s room by means of either monorail, teleportation, or walking, and Lime Time happened again. No, seriously, that’s pretty much what happened. I mean, the dialogue was a bit different, but... fine, I’ll show you.

“Look at the time,” Rainbow said, forcing Applejack’s head, and particularly her mouth, to her genitalia. “The lime time.”

The studio audience (i.e., the cameraponies and transcribers) laughed wildly.

“You feel so good, AJ,” Rainbow said. “Way better than Twilight. Not that Twilight’s bad or anything, but... okay, she is, but I think she has potential. She’ll get better, you know?”

Applejack tried to raise her head, but Rainbow kept her from doing such.

“You can stop when I let you stop. And do you mind me talking while you do this? jk, I don’t care. You know, a thing with Twilight is—” Rainbow rested her head on the side of the bed she was sitting against and shut her eyes before she got to say something interesting. “That feels great, AJ. I seriously love you so much right now. Actually, I love you the same amount as always, but only because it’s always at that sort of elevated amount. Oh fuck, keep doing that, keep-doing-that, keepdoingtha....” Rainbow silently yet still melodramatically came. Applejack tried to get up, but Rainbow wouldn’t let her.

“You’re done when I say you’re done. Just because I came doesn’t mean you’re finished, so keep at it.”

Applejack made a vaguely disapproving noise, but that was it.

“Do you mind if I talk?” Rainbow said. “Actually, I don’t really care. You know, a thing with Twilight is—that feels great, AJ. Keep doing that. Keep doing that, keepdoingthat....” Rainbow silently yet still melodramatically came. She released Applejack and they both got up.

“Ah hate you,” Applejack said.

“Then we’ll break up.”

“If you actually break up with me, Ah’m gonna kill mahself.”

“No, you won’t. Suicide is dramatic, not funny.”

“Ahkay, you won that conversation.”

Silence.

“You can do stuff to me now if you want,” Rainbow said.

“Get on the floor.”

“The floor or the bed?”

Applejack took Rainbow and sent them both to the floor.

“You could’ve just said the floor.”

“Ah did. You got a problem wi’ the floor?”

“Yeah. It’s all... firm and stuff.”

They started snogging. Without either of them really thinking about it, it quickly turned to sex.

“AJ,” Rainbow said.

“Yeah?”

“How’d the thing with Big Mac and the recipe turn out?”

“Oh, Ah forgot to ask him.”

“Good job.” Rainbow patted her on the back.

“Ah’m sorry, okay? It’s not like it makes a difference for anythin’.”

“I still love you.”

“Is there anythin’ Ah could do that you wouldn’t love me?”

“Not really.”

“Really? Nothin’?”

“Well, I guess there’s a felony or two that would make me hate you, but not all of them.”

“‘Not all of ‘em’? Like which ones?”

“Well, I meant the minor ones like copyright infringement.”

“Oh. So not like murder?”

“Not like murder.”

“Cool.”

In place of an awkward silence, they kissed for π minutes. I know, I’m exciting. Look, you didn’t come here to see long descriptions of snogging, except you did since since this is mature-rated, but by now, you came here to see boring dialogue.

“Rainbow,” Applejack said.

“Yeah?”

“Could we do less ah all this talkin’ and more long periods ah snoggin’ tonight?”

“Can’t we have long periods ah sex instead?”

“‘Kay.”

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