“Come on, Twilight!” Spike said. “Aren’t you excited for Disturbing Revelation Day?”

“There aren’t any disturbing revelations about my life, Spike.”

“You probably have a lot of Applejack’s saliva most of the time.”

“Huh?”

“Through Rainbow. She kisses her and then you.”

“That is a little disturbing....”

Knock-knock.

“I delegate the answering of the door to you,” Twilight said.

And so Spike got the door.

“You’re not Twilight,” Rainbow Dash said.

“Why isn’t anypony ever looking for me?”

“I can so relate to that,” Rarity said, watching this chapter live with her popcorn.

Rainbow pushed Spike out of the way and went in. He slammed the door with anger.

“Rainbow!” Twilight said. She ran over and tackled and sexually assaulted her right in front of the door. She expected this by now and would really have been annoyed at the prospect of having to go all the way to her just to snog for a few minutes, so that happened, but Twilight could only be satisfied by such light fare for so long.

“We need to have sex,” Twilight said, “Right now.”

“Why?”

“Do you know how long it’s been? I’m going crazy.”

“You’ve been clopping, right?”

“That doesn’t involve holding my girlfriend so tightly she can barely breathe with her begging me to stop.”

“You know, I wasn’t trying to be hot, I actually wanted you to stop. I thought I made that pretty clear.”

“Yeah, I know. Remember when you started bargaining?”

“Why do I love you?”

She teleported them into the bedroom and they had sex by pure force of habit.

“Ah thought ah somethin’ for Disturbin’ Revelation Day,” Apple Bloom told Applejack via real life.

“It’s about tahme, what is it?”

“You prolly have a lotta Twahlaht’s salahva.”

“Whadya mean?”

“Well, Rainbow gets sexually assaulted bah Twahlaht, then later you ponies snog, an’....”

“Yeah, but usually it happens on separate days.”

“An’ when it doesn’t....”

Applejack thought for a moment. “Well, she’s prolly cleaner than Ah am anyway. If Rainbow can snog for an hour with me and not get anythin’....”

Apple Bloom could still taste the apple she had for breakfast. It tasted like apples.

“Ah can still taste the apple Ah had for breakfast,” Apple Bloom said.

“You can still taste the apple you had for breakfast?”

“Ah can still taste the apple Ah had for breakfast.”

“Does the aftertaste taste lahke apples?”

“The aftertaste does taste lahke apples.”

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