Knock-knock!

“Who’s there?” Applejack said.

“Rainbow,” Rainbow Dash said.

“Rainbow who?”

“Rainbow Dash, pony famous primarily for saving the world.”

Applejack opened the door. “Hi, Rainbow.”

“Hi. They made me come over here, but I was gonna do it anyway.”

“Cool. Ah was plannin’ to go out and sell some apples in a few minutes, though.”

“You can push it back a bit, right?”

“If it means Ah can talk about how sad Ah was when you were gone again again again.”

“Are we havin’ wild sex or not?”

“‘Course we are. Come on, we can do it in the secret base.”

And so they went into the base and had sex on the laminate that was very obviously laminate but everyone still fucking asked, oh my fucking God, you do not even know. Can they really not tell? I guess it looks okay up close, but the tiling of the pattern is so fucking obvious, they should be able to tell.

“Are you gonna clean me up?” Rainbow said.

“Ah lahke ya better lahke this.”

“I cleaned you up.”

“Eat me out and Ah can talk about mah sadness and we can be havin’ sex an’ you can feel kahnda submissive to me all at once. Again.”

“I want that, don’t I?”

“Only you know the answer.”

The answer was yes. It didn’t help with Rainbow’s cleanliness problem, or it helped with her cleanliness problem, depending on what you feel like. Applejack didn’t say anything you couldn’t already guess.

“You know, we can’t just come out of here with me covered in your cum.”

“Whah not?”

“You know why not. I’m good, so can you lick me and we can leave?”

“Then you’ll just be covered in a different thing you shouldn’t.”

“Your girlfriend wants you to do it, so be soppy and do it.”

“What if Ah told ya to cut off your wings ta prove your love to me? Would you do it? No, you’d break up with me ‘cause Ah was a fuckin’ crazy pony.”

“Yeah, but that’s way more than what I’m asking you to do.”

“Fahne. If it’s over anyway.”

That happened, boring the transcriber so much that

“Get up,” camerapony #1 said.

“Mmm...?”

“They’re leaving, you need to transcribe.”

“I didn’t mean to fall asleep....”

“Well, I didn’t mean to break that pony’s window when I was ten, but I was still held accountable for it. Come on.”

Everyone went out of the base, ready for talking that simply could not be done underground, but there was another reason.

“So I have to do some stuff in Cloudsdale.”

“You have to do some stuff in Cloudsdale?”

“I’m a pegasus who lives near Chill Edge.”

“You’re an earth pony.”

“What are you talking about? I’m Rainbow Dash, future greatest race flyer in the world.”

“You’re Applejack.”

“I don’t—” she broke into a short coughing fit. “Ah can’t handle any more ah sounds.”

“But you’re Rainbow Dash.”

“Ah’m actually me and not you, but all right.”

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