Just to put out some fires. Dorchester and I, are completely different bodies. The name Mr. Dorchester came up, oddly enough, while I was in a live chat room while I couldn't get the song Dorchester out of my head. I decided to call myself Mr. Dorchester, using inspiration from SUPERMARIOGALAXY13/Mr. Galaxy. Dorchester, on the other hand, is just someone I think the name fits. I just wanted to have Dorchester say Mr. Dorchester cause I think it would be funny.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN: That's MR. Dorchester to you!

I unfolded the newspaper, nothing. I sighed and put it down.

“Just a few more months before the foal is born!” Silvermoon said excitedly.

I huffed. “Yeah.” I decided not to mention to her AGAIN that it's only been two weeks since the news. Whenever I mentioned low long it's been she always go on about how we should use the time to prepare, I mean we've already set up the foals room and I've read more then a couple books on parenting skills!

“Dorchester, could you go and get some groceries for us? We're running a little low.”

I got off the couch and felt my saddlebag for any bits. Yeah, I had enough for a trip.

“What do we need?” I asked.

“Just the essentials: Hay-”

“Hay is for horses.” I said chuckling to myself. Silvermoon looked at me like I was a little kid.

“But we are horses.”

“No,” I said, waving my hoof. “We're ponies.” I smiled smuggly.

Silvermoon sighed. “Just go and get whatever your heart desires you big weirdo.”

“You know you like it.” I whispered in Silvermoon's ear as I walked out the door with my saddlebag and head off to the local market.

I returned soon after and dropped off all the items I had bought from the market in their rightful place. When I arrived at the living room Silvermoon had planted herself on the couch with her back to a comfy looking pillow. She was reading a book, about parenting of course. I walked behind her and began to play with her mane.

“I gotta ask you something.” I said while throwing her mane around.

“What?” She asked calmly. My hooves were pushed away by hers. Had I really made that much of a mess that quick? I began to flatten her mane out out.

“How old are you? In human years?” I asked after I had finished flattening Silvermoon's mane as best I could.

“Old enough.” She responded, going back to her book.

How old was Lance? Eighteen?

Yeah.

No wait, he was nineteen!

Damn, forgot his birthday.

So that makes us... 23?

Yeah.

“How old is old enough?” I smiled smugly again.

“You're acting like a child, come on.” Silvermoon giggled.

“One that you like.” I said.

“Maybe a little...” Silvermoon blushed.

“What does it matter? At least I know I'm mature.”

Oh no she didn't...

She's probably right.

“You saying I ain't mature?”

“Whaddya think?” Silvermoon put the book down as I joined her on the couch. I sat right next to her, she adjusted herself so she was now laying across my lap, her head on my legs.

“I think you're saying I'm not mature.” Silvermoon smirked as I said that.

“Yeah, maybe.” She responded with a wink.

Damn, she's got you.

Not yet...

“Than how mature do you think I am?” I bent over a bit until our noses touched.

“This much.” Silvermoon kissed me and wrapped herself around me.

Now who's got each other?

Fuck you man. Fuck you.

We seperated, I still held Silvermoon by the haunches and stroked them. She made some sort of purring sound.

“So, does that answer your question?”

“Maybe.”

“Oh?”

I brought her closer to me.

“Let's destroy this place.” I said with an lust filled grin.

“Oh Dorchester...”

“That's MR. Dorchester to you...”

When did you turn into Jack Sparrow?

That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you.

Do you hear that? That's my faith in you jumping out of a window.

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So... what did you think? I just thought this type of chapter would be fun because I haven't done something like this before, let me know what you think and what I could improve on! I welcome criticism, just don't make it too harsh like: “OMFGWTFBBQ TIS SUX ON ICE”

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