CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Watching Chaos

I leaned my back against the pillar in the throne room, laughing as Annabel, or Anarchy tried to get Princess Celestia to allow her to release Discord. I wonder what it would be like...

“Listen, Celestia, I'm the same creature as he is. That means, he'll be all over me.”

I chuckled a bit, the two looked at me.

“I'd beg to differ.”

“Like you would know anything about chaos, Dorchester.” Annabel gave me a nasty look.

I crossed my hooves.

“Just sayin'”

Dude, she'll turn you into a pie!

I wonder what I would taste like?

What's gotten into you?!

I continued to listen until Celestia finally gave up.

“Okay... I'll let you do this. But if he gets out of control, he's going to the moon!” Celestia warned.

“Don't worry Cel, I'll keep him under control.” Annabel laughed. Did she just bow?

“You better.” Frederic said, he was by the doorway. His arms crossed.

“Hey, one question.” I said raising my hoof.

“Uugh, what?” Annabel groaned.

“Do you like bananas?” I asked, trying my best to keep myself from laughing.

“What?” Celestia said confused as me and Frederic began chuckling like little school kids.

Annabel smirked. "Peter still doesn't know it was you who broke his guitar..."

I froze in spot, she was right. Peter still didn't know!

Celestia looked at me shocked, "You broke his guitar?"

I laughed nervously. "Long story."

Celestia turned back to Annabel.

“Go get two bronies to fight in front of the statue. That should get him out in a few seconds.”

“Easy.”

Annabel snapped her fingers. Lance and Greg appeared out of nowhere.

“... fucking rip your horn off and shove it up your fucking ass and make you eat your own...”

I burst out laughing and fell on the ground. Wait, Nova was here to?! I never noticed! Even better! By the time I got up Lance and Greg had already began to fight. Damn that was fast.

There was a large crack and I heard a familiar voice. One I had not heard in a long time.

“Ahh, free at last!” Discord cackled.

“Ah, another Draconequus, how interesting.”

He saying he's the only one?

I've always been a fan of his. I'll ask him later.

I shifted my gaze over to Lance and Greg. The two had stopped fighting. I suddenly felt envious. I liked chaos. I made my way over to Lance and helped him up.

“Who were you yelling at?” I asked.

“Trixie.” He answered. Wasn't too surpised. I always hated her.

“Not a big shock there.”

“I've never been with another Draconequus before, mostly because I'm one of the only ones. I'm interested in seeing how this plays out.”

Well, there's your answer you crazy son of a bitch.

I laughed. I was going to like having Discord around. Next Chapter: That's MR. Dorchester to you! Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 5 Minutes