The Gamer 6
by ChrisDoesFanFics
First published
Felix, Mark, Jack, Toby, and Austin have their minds transported after playing a mysterious indie game at the same time.
(Sequel to a Vanoss Time In Equestria)
Everybody knows what a gamer is by now, and the famous ones have been transported to Equestria, namely Felix, Toby, Mark, Sean, Austin and Ken. Now, they whether have to migrate and live there forever, or escape this cutesy world of Equestria.
Sex tab is on for sexual references from Pewds, Jack and Mark
Prologue: The Mail(Updated)
Felix' Apartment,United Kingdom
"Okay, time to check my mail!" said a certain Swedish man "Let's see, Spam's empty, trash's empty, Inbox.... From Anonymous.. I have a feeling I can't trust this.." He then clicked the mail which brought up this message. 'Hello Felix Kjellberg. I am introducing you this indie game which will change your life. Don't worry, this is virus free. I never lie, If I do, I'll be asking someone to make me suffer. Thank you for your appreciation.'
There was an attachment, it was called: 'Gamer 6'. "Oh, man, this is so tempting." He then downloaded it and clicked on the .exe file.
"Man, is this guy giving me a virus, or he's just trolling me?" It gave him a screen, saying 5 more. "What 5 more? Do I have to download it 5 times or what?" Without doing anything, the 5 went down to 4, then to 3, to 2 and to 1. Then Felix was knocked out cold.
Mark's Apartment,America
"Huh, a strange mail has appeared before me, I'm definitely expecting a virus, I'm upgrading this to Windows 8 anyway.. Boop!" As he clicked on the mail, he said the message out loud. "Hello Mark. Well, that's the improper way for saying hello in a message. It's supposed to be 'Dear Mark,' I am introducing you this indie game which will change your life. Don't worry, this is virus free. I never lie, If I do, I'll be asking someone to make me suffer. Thank you for your appreciation. Oh, a perfect virus to give them a reason to reformat this and change it to Windows 8!" He chuckled and clicked the attachment for download. "Okay... He's definitely trolling me...." He said as he saw his screen saying 4 more. "Download 4 times?" Then it counted down to 3, then 2, then 1.
Austin's house,America
"Well, that's strange, usually I don't get any indie games in my mail? Well Let's see: 'Hello Austin. I am introducing you this indie game which will change your life. Don't worry, this is virus free. I never lie, If I do, I'll be asking someone to make me suffer. Thank you for your appreciation.'. Yup definitely a virus." He downloaded it and prepared his antivirus. "He's trying to make me nuts, 3 more? I have to download it 3 times?" then it counted to 2 and then 1.
Sean's house, Ireland
"Okay, laddies, what do they have to message me in gmail?" A certain Irish 20 year old went to his account and saw a mail with a game in it. "OOooh, an indie game... Gamer 6? What's that. I'll download while I read this note... 'Hello Sean. I am introducing you this indie game which will change your life. Don't worry, this is virus free. I never lie, If I do, I'll be asking someone to make me suffer. Thank you for your appreciation.' "UUUuuh, he knew my real name... Probably It was because of that episode where Ii thought Evie was stalking me. She could have said Jack, It's not even the name of my PC! It's says Jack's PC. Wasn't that just creepy?" He then open up the game that showed up a screen saying: 2 more "2 more? So it's like a multiplayer game, this is one of those first come, first serve servers games..." Then it became 1.
Ken's house, America
"Well, well! Gamer 6, let's see here 'Hello Toby. I am introducing you this indie game which will change your life. Don't worry, this is virus free. I never lie, If I do, I'll be asking someone to make me suffer. Thank you for your appreciation.'... Well, robotic computer generated text, I'll just download this." the exe file was downloaded and he opened it. "Well, I don't get it.... 1 or more?"
Then Ken blacked out.
Toby's house, America
"Hmmm, Gamer 6... Virus? Probably. I'll just download it... While waiting, I'll just read the note and set this to auto launch. 'Hello Toby. I am introducing you this indie game which will change your life. Don't worry, this is virus free. I never lie, If I do, I'll be asking someone to make me suffer. Thank you for your appreciation.' Then the game launched. 'Loading complete.' "Wait, What?"
Before Everything, Ponyville, Equestria
"Okay, so I've prepared a spell... A spell that can send messages to humans like Evan, who came here a few days ago. He didn't have magical presence, too his friend Delirious. That is why Pinkie didn't detect those two." The lavender pony said to the other 5 ponies. "So basically, this will send a message to the other creatures from other dimensions to get an item to go here! For example, if it was a pony who receives the message, it'll be on a piece of paper. If it were on another dimension, they may have some other ways of receiving messages, we might be able to send Evan here again. " She snickered. "Anyway, GIRLS, ARE YOU READY?!"
"Yeah!" the 5 ponies said in chorus.
"Here we go!" then a bright light engulfed the whole room, then the light disappeared. "Well, that was anti-climatic.Well let's see if the spell I did was correct?" She then looked at the book and her expression from excited transformed into a face you see if you know she did something wrong. "An entire radius of 65 meters of ponies shall have their minds exchanged with creatures from!"
"Then let them deny the message qui-" Rarity said before fainting.
"Rarity!" AppleJack said "Don't worry, I'll-" She then fainted on top of Rarity.
"Oh my...-" Fluttershy then fainted.
"ME! ME! PICK M-" Pinkie then fainted while jumping up and down.
"As a wisepony once said: I'm too cool to-" RD quoted before fainting.
"Oh no....-" *thud*
Lyra's POV
"Hmmm, woah, what's that!" She exclaimed looking at a lavender sphere which engulfed the entire library and a few meters further. Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo passed the sphere via scooter and suddenly fainted. The impact caused the three to be bruised. "Oh buck!" Lyra said as she saw this, good thing that the impact threw them away from the sphere so she can save them. "It's gonna be okay you three.." She then carried them and got the scooter. She then went to her house and made them rest for a few minutes. She then looked outside the window, ponies who passed their were suddenly fainting, she then saw Bon-bon, trying to see what it's all about. Lyra then trotted quickly to save her "BON-BON, DON'T GET THERE!" Bon-bon then stopped but Lyra couldn't, she was too fast, then she fainted as she felt the lavender sphere.
Bon-Bon's POV
"What the? Lyra! Wait, she said not to go to the sphere!" She then waited a few minutes, then the sphere was gone. "Whew, now I can get Lyra." She then carried Lyra and turned around. "Holy Hay Bale!" She then saw 12 ponies fainted "Wha, what happened here?"
Felix felt like shit today, he can barely remember what happened, he doesn't drink! "uuuuuh." he groaned. "Uuuuh." his groaning got even louder. "Uuuuh, why do I feel like shit today... Wait, why do I sound like a girl?" He then stood up on both legs but fell down, he then studied his body. Hoof, Horn, Wings, Purple fur and girl-like voice. 'If I have a girl like voice, then that means.' He then looked under to see a girl hood. "Oh my God, am I dreaming of my little pony? I may have played small horse but No! no. I do not accept this." She then observed her surroundings, ponies on the floor; fainted. "Oh sweet Jesus! What the fuck?"
To be Continued....
Author's Notes:
Hope you like my Youtube related fic. And if you think CMC: TARDIS Travellers is a youtube related thing? Well no, it's not. It's a CMC related fic. Hope You Guys enjoy!
Chapter: 1 "What the Fuck?!"
Golden Oaks Library, Ponyville, Equestria. 3:45
Felix or the lavender alicorn, Twilight Sparkle, kept pinching him/herslef by using her two hooves. "This has got to be a fucking dream, were these ponies and I having a midnight dance party?" She saw the orange one move. "Ooooh Fuck." Felix muttered as he saw the orange one.
The orange pony stood up but fell down. "The hell? What?! My voice isn't like this, I am not from Texas!" the orange pony then looked down to see herself. "What, I'm not a girl!?!"
"Uuhh, miss." Felix said to the mare.
The mare didn't listen, she was busy complaining "Hell, I'm not supposed to be a pony!!" Then the orange pony looked at Felix, who seemed to be holding a southern hat.
"Well, I think this is your hat ma'am." Felix handed the pony her hat.
"Thanks, wait a minute..." from her look and what she just said a while ago, she's not Texan, she then threw the hat. " What'd I just say? I'm not Texan! Also can you tell me where I am and what I am?"
"I don't know and I don't know...."
"Me neither."
"What's your name?" Felix asked but was interrupted by Pinkie twitching while sleeping. "Oh, look! It's uhhh, uhhh.... Pink Pony!!"
"From the games I played, that's Pinkie Pie... Urgh, I hate that mod...." Markiplier said in annoyance.
"What?" Felix said to the orange pony.
"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Mark. People call me Markiplier from 'You tube' Probably you don't know what a Youtube is...."
"Wait... Youtube, Mmarkiplier?!!! I'M FELIX!!!"
"Felix what?"
"Felix Kjellberg!"
"Felix bjellbtrg, yeah.... Pewds!!!"
"Yeah!! You got my last name wrong but okay." Felix said "So Mark, try making the Texan accent into your sweet ass sexy accent!" He said sarcastically.
"Hey! Let me tell you that my voice is the sexiest of all sexy guys..."
"Sure, and I'll give you 10$ if you score one today."
"But my voice is supposed to be a-"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pinkie Pie then screamed.
"What the?!" they both said.
"Pinkie what's wrong?" Mark said.
"What is this place, why am I a horse and why am I a girl?!" Pinkie said in an Irish accent.
"Hey, Mark, wanna bet who's Pinkie?" Felix said with a grin.
"I bet it's JackScepticeye."
"Nah, I think It's a leprechaun from annoying orange."
Then Pinkie's head went from panicked to annoyed. "Yeah, leprechauns are just a myth for luck... My name's Sean, from what the orange one said, JackScepticEye, I'm Jack." Still in an Irish accent.
"Hey, how come you've already an Irish accent when you woke up? Because when I did, I just had a Texan accent!"
"I dunno? So, who are you guys?"
"I'm Pewdiepie and he's Markiplier."
"Oh, so... Hi Pewdiepie, first time meeting you. I've met Mark in Gmod."
"Well, I got here by starting an indie game called-" Felix was interrupted by Mark.
"Gamer 6 which said-"Mark was interrupted by Sean.
"it would change the player's lives."
"OOOOoooh, so that's what it means!" Felix said. "Other guys must have played it and BAM, 3 of these are Youtubers!"
"Why Youtubers?" Mark asked.
"Duh, because so far, It's youtubers!"
"Hmmm, possibly your answer is correct.."
"A hypothesis!" Pinkie said "Sorry, I just wanted to join the conversation."
"So, all we have to do is to find the fucker who did this to us." Felix said.
"Yeah, since you're so popular, you should be the leader!"
"I've read on someone's comment's that, I am a leader! In the leader's body to be precise..."
"Hmmm, mmmkay." Mark said. "Now all we have to do is to wait for all of these people to wake up and question them."
"INTERROGATION!" Pinkie said. "Sorry."
As they all sat down and chit chatted, they haven't realized that they're not the only ones who have changed their minds....
Bon-bon lifted Lyra onto her bed, and she saw the CMC too. "Wow, I saw her save those three, then she too saved me... How nice..." Then she saw her eyes open. "Oh, you're awake."
Lyra took a long glance at Bon-bon... then screamed,
"What's wrong!?"
"Thi-thi-this is wr-wron-g-g!" She said in a stuttered voice as she looked at her hooves and Bon-Bon. "I cer-ertainly kno-o-w tha-at I a-am a hum-an-" Then she was whacked on the head with a frying pan.
"Those human thingies are making her nuts! Better go check Twilight to see what's wrong with Lyra!" She then went outside but gasped at what she saw, everypony was panicking. "BUCK!"
All what Bon-Bon hears is "I'm not a pony!" or "What the fuuuuuuuck!!!" Bon-Bon then stepped outside.
Then Bon-bon raised her voice and stomped her hooves on the ground "Everypony SHUT UP!!!" She shouted.
Then as if, time and physics just stopped. "What's wrong with you... All of you!!?"
Then they started running again.
"Oh cmon..." She facehoofed.
Twilight then woke up in an unfamiliar place. The furniture was nice, bed was soft and their technology was advanced. Then she looked at her body.. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!"
To be continued.
Chapter 2(reupload) :Oh... That's normal. None of it isn't not normal.
Golden Oaks Library, Ponyville, Equestria. 4:00
The three got bored of waiting for the others to wake up so Jack pulled up a deck of cards out of his mane(Don't ask, he's in Pinkie's body). And to find out that they're really bad at playing cards, heck they don't even know what to play!
"Got any threes?" Pewdiepie said with his poker face on.
"Go fish." Mark said with an unamused look on his face.
"Royal flush."
"Yup, It's official... we definitely don't know how to play cards." Pewds said with an unamused voice.
"Let's never play cards again." Mark said
"Agreed." They all said as they shook their hooves..
"So, about the pony games..." Pewds said to Mark.
"Oh, Yeah, I might have played SCP Friendship magic blabberdashery somehting but I am not a brony and I don't like it. Pinkie creeps me out the most. Not to offend you Jack."
"Heh, I watched that episode, that little feller' creeps on you when she's out of sight. Probably if you were more boss, like me, you wouldn't be scared and you would have a VIP pass to my 'BOSS' Party."
"Well, I play horror without my pants, isn't that boss enough?"
"Unless you have my special hat--" Jack then said putting his hooves ontop of his head. "-- Which is apparently invisible."
"Heh, take my hat instead." Mark said as he removed his Stetson Hat and gave it to Pinkie.
"Hey, look, the butter one is moving." Pewds said.
Meanwhile.
Scootaloo was busy dreaming about stuff. 'Oh my god, Chinese bootlegs... Oh DEAR LORD TEKKEN 2 ON NES!!! NOOO, NOT THE LION KING JUNGLEBOOK NES!!!!' Then Scootaloo started flailing her arms.
"Oh sweet Celestia, what's going on with you, Scootaloo?"
"BOOTLEGGED!!"
"*Yawn* I really need to get a better bed....-" Fluttershy then quickly inspected her body and squealed(Well, a scream, maybe.) "- Oh my God, why the hell am I a pony!"
"Wait, Pewdz, you said butter right?" Mark said.
"Yeah, because her color is butter."
"That means...."
Then Sean spoke up "It's that Peanut Butter Gamer laddie.. I think?"
"It's Austin, thank you very much." Austin; the butter pony said.
"AAAAAAAH, MY NIGHTMARES HAVE UNLEASHED!!!" Scootaloo said while going wild on top of Bon-bon's hair, pulling it.
"Aaaaaah, ow ow, make it stop!!"
"Hey, soooo, who are you ponies?"
"Well, we're youtubers. I'm Pewdiepie, that is Markiplier and that Pink One is JackScepticEye."
"Huh, small world... But why us? Gamer 6 brought me here."
"*cough* Darude-Sandstorm *cough*." Jack whispered.
"Shut up Jack, this isn't 'Youtube Comment Samolaytr'." Pewds happily said.
"Hhmmmm, Pinkie, Applestuff, Purple Power, and Butter are awake. Now, Marshmallow and Rainbow Dash are still unconscious." Jack said "Do you want me to kick one?"
"Sure, kick Marshmallow first." Pewds said.
*KICK* IN THE VAJAYJAY nuff said. "oWW, My PRIVATES!"
Then all of them looked at Jack with an angry look "What, you didn't say what part to kick."
"Awwww, hssss, Awww." Rarity said in agony.
"You should have said what part to kick first." Jack said.
As Rarity's pain fled away, she then opened her eyes. "Alright, who gave me the weed?"
Back at Bon-bon.
"There, hope you won't go crazy again." Bon-Bon said while tying up Scootaloo. "Okay, so you two. Who did you say you were again?"
"I'm Vinny." said Apple Bloom.
"I am...." said Sweetie Belle.
"God, no one's going to give a shit about me. My names Joel." Scootaloo said with an annoyed voice.
"Weird names."
"So as yours. Yours is weirder than the corruptions I have done!" Apple Bloom said.
"Stop talking like your smart App-"
"Shhh..." Apple Bloom covered her mouth "It's Vinny...."
Lyra began to open her eyes. "God, it's not a dream!" Bon-Bon then hit Lyra's head again.
"I wonder who Lyra is?" she said as she splashed water on her face.
"Ah God!"
"Okay, who are you?"
"I'm Rev!" *Whoop* *Clang* *Thud*
"Okay, so Rev the mature one. Good one! What next, make Vinny a girl?...." Joel said, said looking up at the sky.
Vinny looked at Joel awkwardly. "But Joel, we...*sigh* fuck that... We gotta find who's responsible for this." Vinny said.
Bon-Bon looked at the two. "Wait, so you didn't want these bodies?"
"No, our bodies were fine already, until we found an email saying 'Hello, play this game... Goodbye' I couldn't deny a fan can I? Or probably it was Fantasticaneer..."
"And I was sent an NES rom file. Didn't know what to expect. Good or bad? On my rating this is not as bad as the Druggy Finale Fight game."
"Wait a minute... A 'fan'? You mean like a 'fanatic' right? Who the heck are you two and what're your occupations?"
"I'm Vinny, and I make livestreams of random video games. And this is Joel, he does the same thing but with pirated bootlegs."
Meanwhile.
"Goddamit Ross, This is all your fault that we're ponies!" Diamond Tiara shouted.
"O c'mon, how is it my fault! It's definitely Arin's fault. HE'S the one clicked on it." Silver Spoon replied angrily.
"So we meet again, Game Grumps... Yeah, but seriously, stop Fighting, we need to get our stuff straight" Jon Tron, who is Rumble, said.
"Yeah, Jon's right." A pony stepped nearer to them. It was Pipsqueak "I am Egoraptor."
Then everybody started snickering.
"Awwww, Arin, you're so adorable!" Jon said "Is wittle bwaby tired?"
"Shut up Jon.."
"Wow, humans... So they do exist." Bon-bon said. "But I know who did that spell."
"Okay, lead us to her and we'll kindly ask to turn it back."
"It was a Princess."
"What in Celestia's name happened!" Twilight exclaimed.
"Felix what's going on?" As she heard a feminine 'Italian accented' voice behind her.
"Oh crud..."
I stand on my feet, with my face showing pride. I am back... I am home... I am free. "Finally, time to continue this fic." I said as I grabbed my notebook. I added a new feature called 'Writer's Notes'. It says there.
Remember that this story will also have another sequel. Remember that Vanoss is still in this story. Remember that I'm not a major character.
He wrote one more to the list and closed the book. He sighed as he heard another voice. "Getting a bit of common sense, eh? Not common for an uncommon mind like you..."
"Jason..."
"Hmph... I'll leave if you want me too."
"Fine, I just need some time to be free. Without my other half torturing myself."
"Oh come one, I don't torture you!"
"Yeah, but it feels weird talking to you!"
"Yeah, yeah. I'll just let you think. Just continue writing the fic."
"Mkay."
Meanwhile in Canada.
Evan Fong and his sidekick Johnathan. Featuring Craig Thompson because he's funny.
John used the Neo mirror to go to Evan's house.
"You, Vanoss. You thinkin what I'm thinkin'?"
"Seeing you with that mirror makes me even not trust you."
"Come on Vanoss, let's go to Ireland with this!"
"Hmm... Let's take Mini with us."
"Hmmmm, Okay." John prepared Mini's address and they both entered the mirror. They then appeared in Craig's bedroom. Lying in the bed is Craig, fast asleep.
Being the troublemakers they are, they both screamed, and shout, and let it out. "AAAAAAAAH Loud Noises! Wha-What the fu- How did you get in my room?"
"Magic mirror, now come with us..." Evan said as if it was natural.
"Wwhaaaaat?"
"I was trapped in another world, John saved the day. Got this mirror. Profit."
"Oh... That's normal. None of it isn't not normal."
"Now get in..." John said.
"Alright alright..."
Chapter 3: "MIND FREAK!"
"*Whistling music* Jack! I got some games! 2 player games! Wanna play?" Daithi said as he walked up to the door but out of the slightest, Jack's head went through the door, shattering the door.
"Hi!"
"HOLY SHIT! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Daithi ran away then met face to face with a pole. He then picked himself up then ran again, only to run into Evan. Evan stopped Daithi and pinned him down, trying to calm him.
"Jeez, Nogla. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Jack's head went through the DAR'!!!"
"Really? Did he get hurt?"
"I don't know. And HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?"
"Magic Mirror. 'nuff said. Now get in."
"Can I come?" out of a sudden, Jack appeared. "Hi, my name's Pinkie Pie. I'm not in my ordinary body, but can you help me and my friends get back home?"
"Uhhh, sure?"
"Evan... I'm scared."
"Settle down, Daithi. Pinkie is where this mirror is from. Equis, right?"
"Yuppers! That's the name of the planet. It's really roundy and all earthy." Pinkie said with a grin.
Daithi whispered into his ear. "I don't trust he-" then, Evan covered his mouth and said. "Let's go to Equestria, shall we? It's weird that Jack is Pinkie. Where're the others?"
"Weeeell, I was caught in a spelly thingy that my BFF, Twilight did an-"
"Hold on... Twilight?"
"Yup!" Pinkie said. "Twilight is my best friend and she accidentally put us here."
"Sparkle Ass.... Okay, I didn't met you. I met Rainbow hair, Sparkle Ass and Lyre... Also, what happened to Lyre now?"
"So what you're saying... this body had lesbian sex with you?" Rev/Lyra said to Bon Bon. "If so, please hit me with the frying pan.. for the 32nd time."
"*Sigh* What's the matter, you straight?"
"Oh I don't know... Vinny, say what you said in your Gmod RP stream."
"Oh. *ehem* You vant to talkk avout our Lahrd and Savor, Juses Crust?"
"Yeah, Cheese us Christ." Joel said. "All hail Cheese us!"
"I don't get it. Who's this Cheese Juses figure?"
"That reminds me. Super Mario Christian Values... Oh yeah, I'm still in pony land."
"Yes, and noone cares about the fact I'm in a lesbian girl's body!"
"Atleast you had sex, Rev." Joel said with a snicker.
"Not funny...."
And now, we present... Pony Grumps... THE FILLY VERSION!"
"So, basically... Jon, Danny, and Ross are here... Where's Suzie and Barry?"
"I don't know, but we have important matters at hand... Saying "D'awwww" to Arin. Now a 1. A 2. And a 1, 2 ,3 GO!"
"D'awwwwww"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Don't you mean, Shu da fuk uph?"
"*sigh* Would you fucking stop?"
"Fine..."
So basically, I'm just Marion, narrating this whole story. Here's a whole recap of who're the ponies.
Twilight=Pewds
Pinkie=Jack
Apple Jack=Mark
Rarity=Toby
Fluttershy=Austin
Rainbow Dash= Wa-wait a minute... It isn't Ken... If that's what you're thinking, well remember Gamer 6 is a first come first server.... Someone downloaded it before Ken... Ladies and Gentlemen... You'll soon find out who's Rainbow Dash...
(Aww, God... What... What is... What is this feeling?) James Rolfe; a well known video game collector, thought in his mind. (I feel extremely rejuvenated. As if I was myself when playing the nerd in 2005.) His sense of feeling might be rejuvenated and energized but there's something wrong. He can't move. (Shit, I'M PARALYZED! I can't open my eyes!) He can feel his ears... Bending from side to side. (Wh-what the fuck is happening with my ears?) He tried to move a muscle, a muscle moved from the middle of his waist. (FUUCK! Is this some kind of sick demented dream I'm feeling, where I'm slowly being mutilated and at the same time, adding extra body parts to my body!?) Then, he felt his arms. He felt no fingers, no toes and his mouth is longer. (O-okay.. I'm done... I want to wake up now.) He then opened his eyes, only to be blinded by a bright light. "Gaaaah!" (What the, that's a girl's scream.) After his eyes have settled, he then opened his eyes to see 5 ponies playing poker.
"Go fish?" The Pink one said.
"I thought we're playing Monopoly." The Orange one said.
"Okay, here we are in Pony land. I kind of miss this place." Evan said. "All of us are ponified. And Jack is also a pony... Okay, everyone's pony."
"Uum, no need to say that 2 times Evan..."
"Ooo, I almost forgot to set up a welcome party!"
"Not now Pinkie. We're here to fix your problem."
"Oh, I almost forgot, everypony isn't their selves because of the spell I talked about so Twilight isn't here."
"Now how're we going to find out which is Twilight?!" Craig said as he looked at Evan. "Evan do something! I'm just a Craig, Delirious is just Johnathan and Nogla is just Daithi! We're just ordinary people!"
"Shut! I have to meet Sparkle Ass and tell her who is her she he me, wumbo..."
"You're right..."
And so, the group set off from the Everfree to the Library... What they don't know is that there's only one pony who's following them...
"They're back I see..." said a feminine voice. "I'll have to watch them... To see If they're righteous enough to save them."
Chapter 4: 'Potions and shit' and the 'I only added Ken to mess with ya'll!'
"Oh hi! Probably wondering why AVGN is the nerd and some people still remember Team Crafted being in this fic." I said, talking to invisible people who I think are listening. "Well *chuckle* this was an early fic. 'twas successful but the writing was pretty bad. I mean, MINECRAFT? It's 4th grade." I said. "And probably you're wondering 'where's the TARDIS?' Well, I don't see any interdimensional creatures so I got that going for me which is nice... Now onto the fic!"
In the Everfree forest, there was a Pegasus pony, eyeing the 4 silhouettes of the ponies. "Hmmm, I shouldn't approach them yet. I need help from Zecora." Falling Star, the long lost sister of Twilight came into Zecora's view when she was busy picking up plants.
"Oh, who is this pony I have caught in sight? Ahh, why if it isn't Twilight!" Zecora said, holding a rose in her hoof. "Wait a minute, why haven't I seen it? You have no horn, but you're a unicorn!"
"Shh, Zecora. I'm Twilight's sister. I came to you for help."
"Hmm, I have not heard about her sister, are you sure you're not an imposter?"
"No, I was her long lost sister, I met her. She was a really nice pony. She helped with a traumatizing event of mine."
"Oooh, then what are you in need of? Because I'm busy making a potion of love."
"Why, exactly?"
A blush appeared on Zecora's face.
"Oh, I get it." Falling giggled a bit. "Okay, I need an invisibility potion so I can spy on a certain pony."
"Hmm, and why are you spying? Is there something you're hiding?"
"No, I need it because Twilight's spell gone wrong and that stallion has something to do with it." She said as Zecora smiled and grabbed two potions, one is in the color red and the other one is colorless.
"But I only need one-"
"No need to worry. Now go because I'm in a hurry."
"Thanks, I guess?"
"There's the tree house! We have to find out wha-" Evan said but quickly paused to see everyone's panicking. "What the?"
"Don't worry, I'm Pinkie, and I have the Pinkie senses. You'll be safe from the panicking ponies."
"Oh really? Like Spider man?" Daithi said. "You hear that? I guess Minecraft Steve Spider Man would be proud, eh? Mini Ladd?"
"Hahaha, not funny." Craig said "Let's head to library before something goes wrong!"
"Gah! I'm twitching! Duck!"
Everyone ducked except for Nogla, because he was confused. Then a piano fell on his head. Turns out, Derpy is still Derpy. "I just don't know what went wrong. And I just don't know why they're rampaging? Are they out of muffins?"
"No. They're bodies have been swapped by ponies from another dimension!" Pinkie said.
"Oh... And also, I know you're Pinkie from your twitching earlier. Come on, we have to get the Doctor."
"Later, until we gather Sparkle Ass, Renbooe, and the others." Evan said. "Got it?"
"Yeah. Also, we're carrying Nogla." Craig said.
"*sigh* I wonder how heavy Nogla is?" Evan said "Well... Let's go now!" They said as they carried Nogla to the library.
"Okay, It's time to-"
Then they caught 5 ponies playing Jenga while Rainbow is there in a trance.
"Oh, boy."
Then the 5 ponies looked at them.
"What, at least we know how to play this game." The Orange one said.
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Then Rainbow Dash tested her skills on flying through brick walls and taking rings from goblin-like creatures (The one ring to rule them all) and knowing how to kill gigantic humanoid beings that have no genitalia, she readied herself as she saw the first thing on the map... A yellow brick road.
"A brick road? Oh this'd be fun..." So she walked and walked.... and walked.
"I could just fly! Why the heck am I walking?"
'Because I told you to do so! Now go on, slave!'
"Fine..." And the asshole she is, she walked and walked and she saw a metallic pony trying to cut a tree with magic. "What the-?"
"Oh, I'm just killing this tree because it has no meaning, and I don't care what other people use it for." said the pony with an emotionless grin.
Rainbow's eyes shrinked in fear. "I'm going to go on the quest for a brick with magical powers, wanna *gulp* come?"
"Yeah, I don't have the HEART to care about myself either. I'm just here, following you. No affections whatsover."
"Great! Now don't kill me, bub."
Mettalic Pony has joined the party.
"Now, do you want HP?"
"I have no heart. I don't have pain."
"Oh, that's sad."
"What's sad? I forgot emotions already. Let's just go."
They walked and walked and walked and walked.
"So, tell me 'Vinny'. What are these 'corruptions' you speak of."
"Well, seeing that you have horse-crap of technology. We have these things called computers. They are extremely advanced stuff. And you can make pretty advanced stuff inside pretty advanced stuff. And you choose whether the good side, or the bad side." Vinny said. "And the bad side is... Well, how you say.. NSFW."
"'NSFW'? What's that?"
"Oh nothing." Vinny said with a light red flush in his cheeks. "Okay, about corruptions are that it's used to corrupt emulated games. And sometimes, the effect is laughable."
Then Joel popped in the conversation. "Yeah. it's pretty funny. Remember the time when Donkey Kong Country made a high pitch noise and made you miss breathing?"
"Yes Joel. I remember..."
"Also, we forgot Rev's here." Joel said "Where the hell is he?"