Rainbow Dash punched Lightning Dust in the face, tearing through the arrogant mare's cocky smirk, as she declared herself the fastest thing in the entire universe, which was a falsehood. Rainbow Dash was the fastest thing in the universe, and Lightning Dust damn well knew that.

With a beat of her mighty wings, she flew through the vast wastes of space at such a speed that she killed the fuck out of Jupiter in her haste to get to Pluto. She smirked.

"Fastest thing in the universe, yeah right. More like SLOWEST thing in the entire universe!" With a laugh, she zoomed back into outer space. With a mere thought, a cloud appeared beneath her, and she flopped down on it, going for a nap.

A couple of annoying voices from Equestria woke her up from her slumber. She awoke, to find herself surrounded by space penguin Nazis. She looked at their Führer. He was holding a laser gun of unknown function. She thought about cider.