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Chapter 1: Chapter 1.
Load Full Story Next ChapterFluttershy flew through the astral wastes of space on the burning corpse of a fallen angel, her very being on fire and freezing cold at the same time. Before her, Queen Chrysalis laughed, her bloated cyclopean form shuddering like a jelly made of leather. Her head was the tapered form of her formerly skinny body, now swollen and strained from her own narcisism and loathing. Her power had only grown with her body. How she moved was on her own greasy corpulence, which was so vast that the very laws of physics bent for it.
"YOU CANNOT BEAT MY POWERS OF SELF LOVE AND LOATHING!"
Fluttershy's face transformed into a portal, opening a pathway through the Treacle Wastes. Twilight Sparkle flew through, her hornsaw revving and ready for action. Fluttershy spat the portal out, and it unloaded a suspiciously pungent brown substance on Applejack, who died of septic necrosis. Fluttershy then readied her weapon, the grand deodorant can known as Prettysmeller.
It was forged from the left testicle of the Devil himself, and its contents were made from the pubic hairs of Jehovah and Allah. It screamed in perpetually sweet smelling agony. She pushed the button down with her tongue whip, and a sweet smell, so sweet that it was incomprehensible, came out. Chrysalis' city-sized body instantly shrank down to the size of a pea, which Applejack somehow ate. She then exploded again.
Chrysalis came out, looking smaller. "Fools. I am no longer Chrysalis. I am Apple Chrysalis now." Her apple powers activated, and apples shot out of her black cheese legs. Fluttershy stared at them, and her eye lasers activated, sending these apples into a dimension of eternal eyes, where they finger themselves and laugh at crumpets. Still, the onslaught of these apples was relentless, and though Fluttershy was mighty and steadfast, there was no way to stop them entirely. Beside her, Twilight focused her power, preparing to ignite the air in holy fuckfire. Fluttershy held up a hoof.
"Don't worry, Twilight, I got this." With that, Fluttershy opened her mouths, and began to sing the song to finish the Changeling Queen off. Bass dropped from the sky, and continued the song. Chrysalis' exoskeleton started to bubble, and she managed to unleash an angry and futile scream before she exploded into a shower of holy fuckfire.