The Diary Of Twilight Sparkle
Chapter 3: The Ticket Master
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I had yet another trouble with my new friends, I recently received two tickets for the grand galloping Galla one for me and one guest, I got these on the way to Applejack's farm, when she saw the tickets she really wanted to go. Unfortunately, Rainbow Dash came along asking for the ticket, making everything worse. They ended up screaming at each other like immature silly fillies. I had to step in to stop them from arguing since they were about to have a hoof wrestle, who knows what else they would have done to get the ticket, maybe fight with hooves. Spike would've laughed at the pain they caused to each other so that was another reason to stop it.
After that, I was hungry and decided to go get something to eat, that's when I bumped into pinkie pie who started running around for some unknown reason, she saw the tickets and that's when her eyes widened. She wanted to go as well and that made it even more hard to choose. She then started to break into song again, probably the worst song she ever sang so far, dare I say worse than one direction...
Then, even worse things happened, Rarity, Spikes crush, saw us with the tickets. Obviously she wanted them as well. Honestly, I swear that if Rarity said that she would go out on a date with Spike if he gave her those tickets, he would probably give my own tickets away. Anyway, she seemed to only want the tickets for herself, as all she wanted to do was meet Prince Blueblood, she was fantasising about him, which lead me to think that she was watching romantic films to much.
Then, Fluttershy showed up asking to go, so she could see the gardens, yet another pony who wanted to go for her own benefits, but I was thinking about taking her as she was the only pony who wasn't all on my face about it.
Then, Rainbow Dash and Applejack showed up again, following me. Pretty soon after all of my friends had seen the tickets, an argument broke out between all five of them. I told them all to go away and I would sort everything out after I had a meal to cure my hunger.
While I was at the restaurant, they all came back sucking up to me! I decided not to go myself and send the tickets back so it was fair for everypony. Almost immediately, Princess Celestia wrote back and she understood my problem I had, so she sent back seven tickets for the grand galloping Galla, so everypony could go.
Everything was ok from there. But one thing I didn't understand was, why did she only send two tickets, when she knew I had six friends. The same friends that saved Equestria from Nightmare Moon, the least she could do was send them tickets as well. I don't know why she didn't, I think it was because she would have more people eating cake there, so there would be less for herself, she's so god damn greedy, thinking about cake more than the kingdoms saviours! I don't really understand that part and I've given up asking. Now, all I need to worry about is the annoying excitement that all my friends have in them.
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