Dear diary,

When I first arrived in Ponyville, I didn't have any idea of what I was about to get into. I was given intructions to organise the summer sun celebration by Princess Celestia. I thought it would be a piece of cake, but unfortunately, no, it wasn't.

The first pony I met was called Applejack. She was in charge of food for the celebration. My first impressions were bad, she seemed to have no concept of personal space. Then she said that I was part of her family of thousands of ponies and I didn't even do anything, which leads me to say that she has no concept of time either.

The second pony I met was called Rainbow Dash. She was in charge of clearing the sky above Ponyville while the celebration was taking place. My first impressions for her where worse than Applejacks because she pushed me into a mud puddle and did nothing but laugh! And then she attempted to get all the mud off me by soaking me with water and then drying me, leaving my beautifully styled mane a huge mess and guess what? Laughed again.

The third pony I met was called Rarity. She was in charge of the decorations, and she was the only pony I saw who actually made some progress. My first impressions of her was good... At first. She seemed like a classy pony, but for some reason, I didn't see her as one of the Canterlot snobs, she turned round and saw my mane and the mess it was because of Rainbow Dash. She first started fixing my mane and then started getting obsessed with dressing me for some unknown reason. I guess you could say she was a "fashionist..." Ugh, yet another reason to keep Spike away from this diary, my jokes are just awful... What made the whole situation worse is that Spike had a crush on her! I laughed when we left the building!

The forth pony I met was called Fluttershy. She was in charge of the music. My first impressions of her were the least bad of any other pony I met so far. She used her birds to create the music. Me and Spike went up to her and that's when the trouble started. She didn't seem to talk to me but was very shy and seemed to conceal herself a lot. Then as soon as Spike spoke, she lightened up and started to ask annoying questions. I couldn't handle her so I rushed to the library.

The fifth pony that I met was called Pinkie Pie, she broke into my house and threw a party. Yet again, my first impressions were very bad. I swear I think she has some sort of mental illness. She then stayed up all night and waited for the summer sun celebration, it was so loud, I couldn't get to sleep, I started to hate everypony in Ponyville.

The summer sun celebration had arrived and I waited for Princess Celestia to arrive, but she didn't, instead, Nightmare Moon arrived. I knew I was right. She escaped and me and the five ponies who I hated came along to help, we gathered the elements of harmony and defeated her. And soon, to our surprise, Nightmare Moon was actually Princess Celestia's sister. Either that, or the two royal sisters wanted their family tree to be like Star Wars.

After the Nightmare Moon incident, us six ponies became keepers of the elements of harmony. One problem was that I had to leave, right after I accepted the five ponies that I hated into my life and just became friends with. There for, Princess Celestia sent me to live in Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

So, at the end of the day I completed all of my tasks set by the Princess. Organise the summer sun celebration. Defeat Nightmare Moon. Rescue the Princess. And make new friends, which I done successfully five times.

Author's Notes:

One thing I wanted to point out, if anypony didn't get what the crossed out words were meant for, if you read the description, you would have noticed that (if you got the joke) Spike stole the diary. So he's crossing out the embarrassing bits so he doesn't get embarrassed, and he's trying to keep it to Twilight's embarrassment by uploading the diary.