Dear diary,

Today I had my friends over to help me clean up all of my books, they did a good job of helping me, most anyway, because a certain rainbow Pegasus came crashing through my window and messed up all of my friends hard work. Rainbow Dash sure did know how to annoy ponies, she knew how to mess things up for ponies, and all she had to say for herself was sorry. The reason was because she was practicing for the young flyers competition in Cloudsdale. Suddenly I had thousands of questions to ask and they were answered. A sonic rainboom is when somepony goes so fast, they break the light barrier, I've heard of a sound barrier, but not a light barrier. Visible light is made out of all colours of the rainbow, but put them all together and you get visible light. If you go faster than light, according to the legend, you can separate these colours to see all the colours of the rainboom after an explosion caused by breaking the barrier. I learned something interesting from my dumb friends, how about that? Anyway, when Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy left, Rarity started poking me with her horn. I thought she was trying to feel me up, but no, she wanted to get us wingless ponies to Cloudsdale to support Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Pie threw me a book that had the spell that I needed to do so. Lucky for everypony, now they can go to a place where only Pegasi are meant to go. I was able to give Rarity wings to go to Cloudsdale, but it was a hard spell and wasn't easy to repeat. I needed a new spell to get everypony to Cloudsdale. Why did I let Rarity be the test subject? It's not like she deserves wings. How ungrateful she is.

Today was the day we left for Cloudsdale. Just before we left, I put a spell on everypony that would allow them to walk on clouds, it was easier that doing the wing spell another three times. I cast the spell and it was successful. We then rented the hot air balloon to get to Cloudsdale.

We arrived at Cloudsdale and met with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. They were extremely confused how we could walk on clouds and how Rarity had wings. I explained the spell that I cast on myself, Applejack and Pinkie Pie. Then explained the spell I cast on Rarity. It made sense to Rainbow Dash. To be honest, I didn't think she was intelligent enough to understand. Rainbow Dash had a great idea that didn't include destroying my house! She said that she and Flutterhsy could give us a your of Cloudsdale. It would be pretty cool.

The first part of the tour was the rainbow factory, where fears and horrors come true. It was beautiful, Rainbow Dash showed us every inch of the factory. The snow flakes, which were very delicate. I didn't think Rarity understood the word "delicate." She started flapping her wings and caused the snowflakes to fly away.

The next part of the tour was the rainbow room, where they made the rainbows. Again, it was beautiful. Why didn't I find this spell earlier to see everything here, it's just amazing. For some reason, Pinkie Pie thought it would be good to taste the rainbow (Motherfucker!) She then started to run around panicking because the rainbow was spicy. I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't, just in case I laughed so hard, fell to the floor and fell of a cloud. We were interrupted by some jerks who liked to bully Rainbow Dash and also started looking at Rarity with her wings and got horny. We decided to ignore them and carry on with the tour.

We reached the cloud room... Where they made clouds. Everything was going well, until Rarity started showing off her wings, making Rainbow Dash nervous and then, if it wasn't bad enough, decided to enter the young flyers competition. When she wanted to support Rainbow Dash, that soon turned into a cheap quest for fame.

It was the next day and we were at Cloudsdale stadium to see the young flyers competition. The first thing we saw was Princess Celestia arriving. Then the judges arrived, the wonderbolts. And now there was nothing to wait for but Rainbow Dash to do her stuff and for us to support her. While we waited, we discussed other ponies who were flying and how good they were.

Finally, Rainbow Dash and Rarity were next, they flew out and started to do their stuff. We focused on Rainbow Dash's first trick. She flew through obstacles, but unfortunately hit one and crashed, but she was back up in no time. We then focused on Rarity's first trick, she decided to spin, gracefully. Then, Rainbow Dash's second trick, spinning the clouds. She done it quite well, but was hit by one, knocking her and the cloud off corse, Rainbow Dash was knocked into the distance, but came back. While the cloud almost assassinated the Princess. This might sound a bit dark, but it would be funny to have a Princesses grave saying how she died. "Princess Celestia, a loved by many Princess, assassinated by a cloud." Then, Rarity's second trick, she flew up to the sky, covering the sun and her wings reflected the light, covering the whole stadium with amazing colours... Until... Her wings evaporated into thin air and se started plummeting to the ground. I guess my spell wasn't that strong, but she deserved it because of how stuck up she was with Rainbow Dash. The wonderbolts came to the rescue, until Rarity wouldn't stop panicking and hit them, rendering them out cold. The only one to save them now was Rainbow Dash. She saw what was going on and she flew to the rescue at a incredibly high speed. She was going so fast to safe Rarity and the wonderbolts, that she created a sonic rainboom in the process and saved the lives of the most famous flyers ever... And Rarity. The crowd roared for her and because she saved the wonderbolts, she won first place and also won the competition.

Later on, Rarity was put into the balloon before she made a huge apology to all of us. The wonderbolts showed up to say thanks to Rainbow Dash for saving their lives. Princess Celestia also showed up to get my friendship report that Rarity helped me understand. After that, we were all set to go back to Ponyville. But Rainbow Dash didn't want to come as she had a romantic date with the male wonderbolts. Let's leave the description at that. The rest of us went back to Ponyville to rest from a long trip. One thing I've noticed about my five friends is that whenever they have an argument with each other, it's normally caused by Rarity. I don't think she deserves to be a keeper of an element of harmony.