Dear diary,

Surprisingly, it was a very relaxing day. There was nothing threatening me or Ponyville. I guess there is something called a "normal day" in Ponyville. Anyway, I didn't do much today because it was so quite. But I'm not a hermit, I like to go our everyday. I decided to go to Sugar Cube Corner to eat some cupcakes and talk to Pinkie Pie, as long as she doesn't sing.

I reached Sugar Cube Corner, but when I got there, there was black smoke coming from the building and it seemed to be on fire. I entered the building, which is something you should never do when a building has a possibility of burning down, and check what was going on. I found out that Apple Bloom was trying to get her cutie mark and Pinkie Pie was helping. She wanted a cutie mark in cupcakes. But judging by the results of what horrifying cake she made, it was obvious that it wouldn't be in cupcakes. They where blackish brown coloured and looked like it came from Spike's rump. Apple Bloom explained what she was trying to do, I just couldn't understand her because she was talking as fast as Rainbow Dash flies. She then asked me to use my magic to make her get a cutie mark. I said no and explained that it had to take time, but she still nagged and begged me to do it. I can tell she's going to be a spoiled filly when she grows up... Applejack needs to discipline her. I started up my horn and cast the spell. A cutie mark appeared but soon faded. She kept asking me to try again and again. She obviously wasn't the brightest apple in the bunch, because she didn't quite get it. That it wasn't going to work. She said she just wasn't going to go to Diamond Tiara's party, but what se didn't realise was that the party was in the next room. Because it was in the next room, I decided to go. Why not? It would be fun. I kept an eye on her for the rest of the party to see what she would do.

Later on at the party, I noticed that Apple Bloom was being bullied for not having a cutie mark. I was going to step in, but two other fillies who didn't have their cutie marks got involved and defended Apple Bloom. They got Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon back by embarrassing them. After that I stepped in and said that they were three lucky fillies. Diamond Tiara was very confused and asked how they could be lucky. She was so stuck up and annoying. She really needs a spanking with a Piece of wood with a nail in. I explained why they were lucky, because they can still experience the time they find out who they really are. Oh and after that, I found it very funny that Diamond Tiara went on a little filly rampage because she wasn't getting attention. It's cute when fillies like her go on little anger bursts and what I loves was that everypony was paying attention to Apple Bloom. How embarrassing would that be? Being outcasted at your own party that was put on because you got your cutie mark by a pony who didn't have their cutie mark!

For the rest of the party, me and Applejack drank punch together and went back home very wobbly and dizzy, and we both knew that we were going to have hangovers the next day. Ugh, and I still needed to do a friendship report for Princess Celestia. Writing when you're drunk? That's gonna be hard. But I just got Spike to do it.