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The Diary Of Twilight Sparkle

by Splat

Chapter 11: Winter Wrap Up

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Dear diary,

I woke up bright and early today because of one reason! Winter wrap Up!" I was so exited about this, because I des covered that Ponyville doesn't switch the seasons with magic like we do in Canterlot. Because Ponyville was founded by earth ponies, they don't use magic. It would take longer and it would take more time and the aim was to do it in one day. So it was going to be hard work.

I rushed to the Centre of Ponyville where everypony was meeting up to be assigned a job. I also saw that ponies where wearing their vests that Rarity designed. Honestly, not her best work. They were so boring. Thank Celestia I didn't say that to her face, she would probably melt the snow with the heat coming from her body caused by the rage of somepony calling her work boring. All of the time we ran to the centre of Ponyville, Spike wouldn't stop moaning about going back to bed because he was tired. He is so lazy. If he keeps being lazy, he will get fat. And I don't think Rarity would want to date a fat baby dragon. The mayor made her speech about winter wrap up and ponies got on with their jobs, except for me because I wasn't assigned one. Suddenly, everypony started singing about winter wrap up, so I decided to go along with it. It was catchy. Music is ok when Pinkie Pie isn't involved. But, back on track, I didn't know where to fit in.

After the song that will soon be in Equestria's top charts, I went over to Rainbow Dash to ask if I could help clear the sky. She pointed out that I needed to be a Pegasus for that. I forgot that I was a unicorn. Don't know how, but it happened.

I decided to go ask Rarity if I could help. Luckily, there was, I could help make the birds nests. Brilliant! I started off with one and tried to make one like Rarity's, but... It didn't work out so well. It looked horrible. But Spike took it a bit to far. He said it needed to be condemned. That was a but extreme. Rarity tries to be nice and say that the birds could use it for something, until Spike interrupted and said they could use it as an outhouse. I know I was not supposed to use magic, but I was really tempted to turn him into an outhouse, eat a dozen burritos and Using him to do my business in. Rarity took control to try and fix it, but in the process, got obsessed and forgot we were there, me and Spike decided to sneak off.

Next, I went to see Pinkie Pie to see if I could do anything there she was. She was in charge of cutting up the ice with her skates to make it easier for the ice to melt. She was a great skater, but not a great singer. I guess you can't be good at everything. She asked me to help her out. Finally, something that was easy to do. All I needed to do was just walk around, right? No! It was extremely hard and I couldn't balance very well. Spike thought it would be funny to push me into the middle of the lake, I ended up going really fast and unfortunately, crashed into Pinkie Pie. We were still moving, but what looked like Spike playing a prank by pushing us to the middle of the lake, backfired, as we crashed into him. He decided to make it even worse for me and make a better chance of me turning him into a toilet. He said I was a natural, a natural disaster. Wow! Really offensive. I don't think he would like it if a natural disaster happened to him, his home being destroyed by an earthquake or a tsunami, he wouldn't be laughing then.

I them decided to go see Fluttershy. She was waking the animals up from hibernation. They were so cute. Cuter that Spike. Spike asked what hibernation was, I was going to say something her should do all year so we would have peace without his annoying remarks about me. She said I could give it a try, so I did, I went to wake up some animals. They turned out to be snakes. I was terrified of snakes. I ended up panicking and running into a tree. (Not Fluttershy.) And then, into a group of skunks. I don't want to mention what happened next.

I had to go back home and get a bath of tomato soup to get rid of the smell. I really wanted to help winter wrap up, but I couldn't fit in anywhere, things were just getting worse and worse. I was going to find a place to help, even if it killed me, but by the looks of things, it might.

I went to Sweet Apple Acres to help with getting rid of all the snow. Applejack hesitated, but I insisted. I hopped on to the plower but couldn't move it. I used a bring to life spell on it thinking it would be fine. But no, it wasn't, I started to loose control and well... Created an avalanche, creating more snow for the ponies to plow. I crashed into Spike and Applejack. Applejack knew what I was up to since it started to go wrong. She knew I used magic, but I wasn't supposed to. I got embarrassed and ran away to hide in a bush.

Later on, Spike found me in said bush, attempting to make me feel better, but not very good at it. It turns out that what I did caused arguments and I found out that Ponyville was going to be late with winter wrap up again. But one thing I don't under stand was that the mayor could be helping, but she sat indoors all day doing nothing. That hypocrite. Then more arguments arose. Caramel lost the grass seeds, again and Derpy Hooves went north to get the southern birds. The mayor wanted to be organised. Which was very lucky because organisation was one of my specialties. I decided to help. I stepped in and told them to stop arguing. I created an organised list for everypony to do. I created organisation for melting the ice, organisation for getting rid of the snow, organisation for waking up the animals, organisation for the weather team and organisation for Derpy bringing back the southern birds.

At the end of everything, I was praised for my organisation skills and given the title, "All team organiser!" But that wasn't the blessed part. The best part was that we put Spike on a small bit of ice that was melting quickly as revenge for making fun of me these past two days. But it did get a bit to far when Spike got a flu because of it.

So at the end of the days of winter wrap up. I learned that everypony is pretty much stupid I Ponyville and unorganised and uncoordinated and need someone to tell them what to do all of the time. It was an exhausting two days and I hope I never go through something like that again.

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