Uh… Hello! I’m Pinkie Pie! Do you remember me? I’m the author of this story, just like Aragón! You see, since Rarity and Rainbow Dash hurt him, he’s now in the hospital! I was very worried, but now I’m happy because he’s fine!

I really don't think that “fine” is the right word. Almost all of his bones are broken. But, from a certain point of view, he’s been lucky… he could have died.

Yeah! But now it means that we can’t continue like we always do, and… wait a minute. Why are you talking in orange?

Euh…
I don’t know. Magic?

Hey, I thought Rarity was the only who could talk in colors! I want colors!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARAGÓN IS HOSPITALIZED. YOU DON’T NEED TO WRITE ANYTHING. HE’S THE AUTHOR.

Hey, invisible underlined alicorn! Why is Applejack talking in orange? I want to talk in colors too! I thought only Rarity could!

RARITY CAN TALK IN PURPLE, AND SHE’S THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO DO SO. BUT ALL OF YOU CAN TALK IN COLORS. PURPLE IS POWER, AND ONLY THE EGGS WHO ARE BROKEN AND STOLEN FROM THE NEST CAN HOLD THIS POWER.

And the colors make us more easy to read! Now everybody knows Applejack is talking!

DON’T GET USED TO IT. SHE’S IN ORANGE BECAUSE THERE IS NO NARRATOR NOW, SO NOBODY WOULD KNOW WHO’S TALKING WITHOUT CLUES LIKE THAT.

Then, I’m talking in orange because that idiot is in the hospital?

CERTAINLY.

Oh, I want to talk in pink then! Can I? Can I?

UUUUH… SURE, I GUESS. IT’S NOT HURTING ANYBODY. THIS CHAPTER IS MORE LIKE A SPECIAL CHAPTER, SO GO ON WITH IT. BUT, READER, PUT THE SITE IN THE “DARK” OPTION, IT WILL BE MORE COMFORTABLE FOR YOUR EYES. EHEM.

Weeeeeee! Pink, pink!

Did you say a “special chapter”? What do you mean?

IT’S EASY. ARAGÓN CAN’T WRITE ANYTHING NOW, SO HE’S GOING TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS, LIKE ALL OF YOU, OF COURSE. HE HAD RECEIVED A LOT OF PRIVATE MESSAGES WITH QUESTIONS FROM THE READERS, AND NOW ALL OF US MUST ANSWER THEM. IT’S JUST BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN. BUT IN A NON-DANGEROUS LEVEL.

That sounds… stupid.

And fun!

IT IS. BOTH THINGS. BUT MOSTLY THE FIRST. IT’S THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO NOW.
EACH QUESTION IS ASKED AT THE ONE WHO MUST ANSWER IT. SINCE RARITY AND RAINBOW DASH AREN’T HERE, THEY WILL ANSWER IN ANOTHER PLACE.

Where?

I DON’T KNOW. I THINK THEY’RE IN THE HOSPITAL NOW.

Uh, they said something about beating up Aragón again.

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY DID RAINBOW HAD THE BASEBALL BAT WITH HER.

Shouldn’t we do something?

HMMM… NAH.
LET’S START WITH THE QUESTIONS.

First question: How come Rarity knows kung-fu?

Oh, it’s very simple, my dear. Have you ever worked in a boutique? Any fashionista –or just any living being that works in a boutique –must know kung-fu or some other martial art, the Fashionista’s Brotherhood forces you to. You use it every day. If you don’t believe me, then the next time you buy clothes, throw a rock at the cashier when he is not looking at you. He will catch it without seeing it. It’s like a fancy way to say “hello”. I think even Princess Celestia herself knows kung-fu... maybe I should try to throw a rock at her the next time I meet her?

Second question: What the hell is happening in the fanfic? It’s like a shenanigan inside of another stupid shenanigan! Explain everything, or don’t explain anything, just don’t say stupid stuff like in the fourth chapter!

I THINK IT’S ME WHO MUST ANSWER THIS QUESTION. THE STORY IS JUST WHAT IT IS: A STORY INSIDE OF A MIND, INSIDE OF ANOTHER STORY INSIDE A HUGE DOUGHNUT THAT IS JUST THE UNIVERSE. ABOUT THE SHENANIGANS, THINK ABOUT THEM LIKE A CREAM CAKE. AND NOW, FILL THAT CREAM CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE CAKE.
I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU HAVE TO FILL THE CREAM CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE. YOU HAVE TO FILL THE CREAM CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE CAKES. AND EACH CHOCOLATE CAKE HAS ANOTHER DOUGHNUT INSIDE. THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY IS JUST THE ONE WHO IS AT THE DINNER, HE DOESN’T LIKE THE CAKE BUT HAS TO EAT IT BECAUSE HIS SISTER HAS COOKED IT AND IT WOULD BE IMPOLITE FOR HIM NOT TO DO SO.
I HOPE ITS ALL CLEAR NOW. CERTAINLY, THE COOKING METAPHORS WILL HELP A LOT.

Third question: I think you’re stupid. And your story sucks. You should burn in hell for it.

…
Wow. I’m in the hospital, I have to eat from a tube, and that’s the question that I have to answer? Hell, I’m lucky.
Well, I’m sorry for… No, wait. I’m a good writer! You’re the one who doesn’t know how to read!
Also, I’m not really writing anything. The ponies are acting without my permission. If I had the power to control them… I guess the story would be better. It would be something like… I don’t know. Applejack loves Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash loves Applejack, and then Twilight is adorable and Fluttershy and Rarity say something funny, and Spike dances. Mostly break-dance. And…
Hey, wait a minute. I think I can hear somebody outside my room. At the door? No, wait, is that Rainbow’s voice? HOLY SH*beepT I’M GOING TO DIE!!! HELP!!! SOMEBODY HELP M

Fourth question: Is it really necessary for you to beat the crap out of Aragón every chapter? He needs some peace!

Come on… you know that I’m doing the right thing here. The author needs to learn some lessons. And he is pushing his luck every bucking second!
Also, I’m not that rude. But, the guy killed Sweetie Belle! Well, he didn’t, but he meant to! And forced me to k-kiss Applejack! And make me say that I loved her! That’s no fair!
And now he’s in peace. For now. You see, I’m at the hospital, right in front his room, and I have the baseball bat. This is going to be fun.
But there’s something that I can’t really understand… I think this world is a little weird. There are no ponies, just humans like Aragón. I wonder why nobody has seen me, being in a public place like a hospital. Weeeeeird.

Fifth question: Where is Gummy now?

He’s right with me, like always! Right, Gummy?
…
Gummy? Where are you? Gummy? Guuummyy!! Don’t hide, come with Pinkieee!!!

***

Oh god, oh god, I can hear Rainbow Dash, she’s going to kill me, I NEED TO RUN FROM HERE! BUT I CAN’T MOVE! AAAAAAH!!

Hey, Aragón, have you seen Gummy?

AAAA –wait, Pinkie? How did you get here?

I didn’t have to! The star-like things appeared and suddenly the scenario changed! But I haven’t found Gummy, so I thought that maybe I should ask you.

Eh… you can’t be here. The asterisks mean a change of location; you were at my house…

Oh, yeah? But Gummy is lost!

Ok, f*beeep*ck that. You aren’t going to obey the narrative rules, so let’s forget about it. I think this story can’t be more meta. Metar? Metaer? Is there even a word for it?

By the way, how are you?

Oh, I think I’m ok. Now the pain has almost disappeared, the only thing about my situation that I don’t like is the proximity of a psycho on the other side of the door. And i'm pretty sure she has the baseball bat. But, if you don’t count that, I’m pretty fine.

Good! Anything I can do to help?

Well, you can talk with Rainbow and ask her not to kill me… or just scratch my leg. It feels funny, and I can’t move now, so…

Ok, but with hooves it’s hard to scratch anything! And –HEY! Gummy, you were here!

Wait, what? Gummy is on my leg? Oh, wait, yes, I can see him from here. He has been biting me since the third chapter?

He has no teeth, so you didn’t feel it!

Huh. How the hell did I miss that?

Sixth question: I’ve been thinking about all this “is not in character so she can break free” thing… And, you know, Applejack and Rainbow Dash kissed before breaking free. So, kissing was “in character” for them? AJ was free because she didn’t want to confess her feelings to Rainbow, but only because of that. And Rainbow said something about wanting Applejack to smile only at her, and she was totally OK with that. Does that mean that the characters really love each other?

WHAT?! No! No, that’s not true! I-it wasn’t like that; we kissed because I wasn’t sure about disobeying the author, that’s all! I’m not in… I don’t have a crush on... ! She’s only a friend! Nothing more!
So stop saying those things! Yeah, we kissed, and it didn’t feel ba-DON’T SAY ANYTHING! FORGET IT! FORGET THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION! AND FOR CELESTIA’S SAKE, DON’T SAY ANYTHING TO RAINBOW! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! I don’t want her to know… er, to think that the things you’re saying are true!
Oh, Celestia and Luna, thanks for making Pinkie go out for Gummy…

***

W-what the hay are you saying?! No, I’m not in love with Applejack! She’s my f-friend, and… eh… we didn’t… you know, I’m not into mares… well, in the Flight Camp there was this one filly, and she was beautiful… But that meant nothing and I was very young, just a filly! And, and I think that Applejack is very lovable, but she doesn’t like mares, she said it, and… and…
And…
…
…
Please, please, don’t tell Applejack. I don’t want to… ruin our friendship. It’s just… It’s just a stupid crush, ok? It doesn’t mean absolutely anything. Just physical attraction. Nothing else. In a few months, it will disappear.
Don’t tell her. Please. .

***

Huh, that’s weird… I feel a disturbance in the Force… It’s like I should be… happy? About something?
Hmm, I wonder…

Seventh question: Wait a moment, is Rarity talking in blue now? Her color was purple!

Oh, of course, the last chapter I talked in purple. But I think this color goes with my eyes, don’t you think? I can talk like this, but it feels weird, and…
Ein? The questions were asked before this chapter was aired, so how can a question like that exist? I’ve only talked in this color here, so…

Eighth question: You should have left Pinkie look at Pinkamena in the third chapter. It would have been hilarious.

Oh, of course. It would have been hilarious. You know, a rainbow-maned pony, a female and little rainbow maned pony has kicked my ass with my own baseball bat. And another pony, more femenine than the friggin’ color pink, has done exactly the same, but only with her hoves. Because it seems that she knows kung-fu.
You know, cartoon equines. From a TV show made for girls.
So, I have almost every bone of my body completely broken. Because they were pissed off. Now, think about the result of having at my side a homicidal cannibal psychotic monster with a knife.
So, hilarious you said? I DIDN’T THINK SO! YOU MANIAC!
Ehem.
Also, I don’t like that characterization of Pinkie. She’s an innocent, adorable pony who let her friends beat me with a baseball bat and…

Oh, Gummy, you’re so funny. Let’s sing a song together!

...Yeah. I’m starting to be afraid of this whole situation.

Ninth question: Ok, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are here. But, what about Twilight? And Spike? And Fluttershy?

I’m, here. Yes, I’m Twilight, I’m talking in purple because is my color, and I like it. And Rarity says that she doesn’t have any trouble with me doing this.

But, you can talk in another color?

I can talk in green, but I don’t like it. And, about the question, I haven’t appeared more than once because I don’t want to. If the author doesn’t improve his level, then I’m going to critic everything he does. Also, he insulted the Princess! He’s worse than Gilda!

And then he tried to hurt Sweetie Belle!

Such a terrible person… I don’t like him.
Let’s talk about other things Rarity, I don’t want to be angry. You know, why only we can talk in purple? Applejack told me that she can’t, she only has the orange…

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because we’re unicorns?

That sounded… racist. Very, very racist.

***

Fluttershy? Well, I… listen, Pinkie, Rainbow is out there and I think you should talk to her; she doesn’t want to be alone, right?

Oh, of course! Rainbooow… Hey! You’re red! Why are you red?

Ok, now she’s gone, so I can talk without any witness… oh. Hello again, Gummy. You’re biting me? You like how I taste or something? Bah, you can’t talk, so you can’t be really a menace. Oh, yeah, Fluttershy…
Fluttershy is, at least in the show, the most kind pony in all existence. She’s cute, she’s adorable, she’s the perfect prototype of a good character. But, as you see, Rarity and Rainbow are very cute in the show and I’m in the hospital. So, I’m not writing about Flutter, at least not now. Honestly, the Stare scares me. She could carry me mad if she acted like… hell, maybe she knows kung-fu too.
About Spike… he’s a dragon. You know, he breaths fire. And I’m very combustible. Maybe in the future they will appear. But not now.

Uh?! Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie… W-where are we?! What is this place?!

OH, COME ON!

Tenth question: YOU WERE GOING TO KILL SWEETIE BELLE?! YOU BASTARD!!

Yes! I say exactly the same! Thankfully, Sweetie Belle is perfectly fine, right here. He couldn’t do anything to her.

BUT SHE ISN’T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING. BECAUSE THERE AREN’T MANY COLORS HERE, AND WE CAN’T WASTE THEM WITH SECONDARY CHARACTERS LIKE THE FOAL.

Eleventh question: Why weren’t you surprised when a pink pony appeared in your window, and why Gummy freaked you so much?

I don’t have any idea. Well, I’m a brony, so when I saw Pinkie I thought “Hey, is Pinkie. That’s awesome”. Gummy… Gummy wasn’t the same. He shouldn’t be here.
And of course, now everypony can walk outside of Equestria. I mean, Rainbow Dash and Rarity came into my house, and now Fluttershy is out there too. So now the question is: WHY ISN’T ANYBODY SURPRISED ABOUT THE THREE TALKING CARTOON PONIES IN THE FRIGGIN CORRIDOR?!

Twelfth question: Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Flutter-flutter-fluttersyyyyyy~~

Uh, a song! I love songs!
She is Fluttershy,
she’s a pegasus,
of all the things I like,
she’s…

Fluttershy?! How are you here?! And that’s not even a question! Who has sent this?!

B-but… I don’t know! I just appeared here! Iiiiiiih!

Oh, don’t be scared! You’re with us, and you are going to meet Aragón! You should be happy, this is going to be so funny!

But, how can she be here?!

IRONY. THE JOKE WAS JUST PERFECT.

Last question: Be honest. How many questions were real and how many were fake?

AT LEAST TWO OF THEM WERE FAKE. YOU, AS A READER, ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GUESS IT.
AND WELL, IF YOU WANT TO SEND SOMETHING… YOU CAN, BUT PLEASE, DON’T DO IT. IT’S REALLY WEIRD TO HAVE ALL THOSE MESSAGES IN THE INBOX. IF YOU HAVE A VERY, VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION, THEN SEND IT OR LEAVE IT AT THE COMMENTS, THAT WILL BE FINE. ARAGÓN WILL ANSWER IT, OR MAYBE ME.
AND, YOU KNOW? I THINK I LIKE THIS COLOR-STYLE OF CHAPTERS. MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP IT LIKE THIS.