I was extremely confused with this April Fools prank. The ponies in the my stories had different names then what I typed like Rainbow Dash was Firefly or Fluttershy was Posey. Oh well. I hope its fixed by the end of the night I shit you not its driving me nuts. - Static

P.S. I will me putting an OC in this story. I have a lot more on the way.

P.S.S I am also very sad. I learned that exactly seven day ago. On March 25, 2012. A internet icon who I loved and looked up to passed away. Rest in peace Edd Ghould. You made the internet a better place. *sniffs and sobs* WHY!

Static's POV

"-so we died. Then we came here. However Celestia explained to us how we were always ponies. But at an exact time we were seeing the world through the eyes of humans." I told Twilight everything.

"So Dustin..."

"Don't say that. Let the man rest in peace."

"How can you say that?" She was surprised at my statement. The mane 6 were the only ones in the Library with me, Forest, and Sky.

"I was Dustin Shafer. A young boy who just happened to die. At the same time I was Static Wielder. I'm still Dustin but I'm not. Make sense?"

"I suppose so."

"I feel bad because that nice young man is dead. I feel good because I'm back in my original body. I only have one question for you Twilight Sparkle."

"What is it?"

"Will you still accept me? I want to keep this relationship."

"Yes! Of course I want to be with you!" I got a few aww's from the others.

"Then I'm not leaving town. Oh one more thing. Celestia explained to us how there will be more people or bronies as we should call them coming here."

"Should we be worried?"

"No. Unless they make a move on you. Ask extremely weird questions. Intrude on your privacy... Yeah there is a lot to be worried about."

Just then a red pegasus walked into the door of the library. His mane and tail matched the colors and appearance of fire. His eyes were orange like magma. He was wearing a vest and cape. His wings were as large as Sky's.

"Hello ladies. And other ponies who I know nothing about." I think I know this smart ass.

"Hello good sir from the other side of the street." Forest said. Oh snap!

"Are you calling me gay?"

"Nononono..." started Sky. "Let's not pick a fight yet."

"Can you do that no no no thing again Sky?" I asked him.

"Nonononono."

"I love that. What is your name brony?"

"Which name?"

"Human."

"Lucas."

"Lucas Station?" I asked. Please say yes.

"Yeah! Wait... Dusty?" He looked at my friends. "Kelly... Brandon... Well it's a family reunion."

"Hell Yes! Did you happen to hear a voice in your head that gave you a pony name?"

"I heard a voice say Heat Blaze. Why?"

I explained to him how he was always a pony. After a while he finally understood. "I see. So were not in the dimension with all the other bronies?"

"No were home." If this doesn't open his eyes then I don't know what will.

"Alrighty then. So Luke is dead and I have always been a pegasus?" Yes he gets it! And to think in Pittsburgh they called us close minded. But that's simply not true.

"Exactly." Twilight came up and gave me a hug and whispered in my ear that she's leaving with her friends and wants to know if we want to go.

"Hey D- I mean Static. Are you and Twi?"

"Yes we are."

"Dayum." I told him to come with us and he followed suite. I didn't keep an eye on him because he immediately went to Rainbow Dash.

Blaze's POV

This is nice. I'm free. I have wings and I want to use them. Oh hey Rainbow Dash! She's the totally awesome one. "Hello Rainbow Dash."

"Hello Heat Blaze. Can I just say Blaze or something like that?"

"Anything for you." I should hit on her now before any other bronies come and take her. I am calling dibs!

"Can you race? Anypony with fire in their name should be fast."

"Oh your on."

Forest's POV

What the hell is Blaze doing? He's here two minutes and now he's racing with the fastest flyer in Equestria. Those fire streaks he's leaving in the air better not be for show.

"You have a nice friend." said Fluttershy.

"He's more of a show off Shy. What do you think of me now? I was human."

"I still really like you if you still want to be with me."

"Of course I want to be with you! It's kinda why I asked."

"How did it feel to die?"

"I didn't fell it actually. It was like a blanket just wrapped me up, shook me a little, and poof here I am."

"And your friend Blaze?"

"I need to ask him. The three of us died on the first day of the Apocalypse."

"Do you think this land will ever experience the troubles you went through on Earth?"

"It's too nice and peaceful for that to happen. But if it's a possibility then pray it doesn't happen. It's not a pretty sight."

"Oh my. I'm sorry to hear that."

"I'm not... Human nature brought war upon itself. If anything we deserved it. Its sad that we learn that lesson after death. That's why were glad to be ponies. We learn from those mistakes."

"Wow. Well lets make sure we always happy."

"Together?"

"Yes."

Sky's POV

"It sounds so cool that you could be two people at once!" said Pinkie Pie.

"At least somepony is trying to comfort us. Thank you Pinkie."

"What do you think of your friend?"

"I would say he's a show-off. A lot like your Dash friend."

"They look great together. He's fast."

"Yeah. So am I but you don't see me bragging about it."

"Your really big though Sky."

"I'm fat?" How dare you! Why I never.

"Nononono..." she was trying to make a compliment I know. I also heard Static she 'I love that.' when Pinkie said No more than once. "I'm saying your really strong and tough so you probably take things a little slower."

"I know what your trying to say. Thank you."

"Okay Good! Hey Twilight where are we going to go?"

"How about a picnic?" said the violet unicorn.

"That sounds great!"

Twilight's POV

I didn't take long to set up the picnic. I guess I'm still amazed that Static is so powerful he was living two lives at once. He's really intoned with his magic I think. Speaking of him, he was over at the river trying to catch a fish.

"What are you doing!" yelled Rainbow Dash. We all looked at him.

"I'm trying to get some food!"

"WHAT?!" They eat meat! That's right. Humans.

"Static we don't eat meat anymore!" Yelled Forest trying to be smart over the situation. Static had already caught one in his mouth.

"Weawy? Are Yu Shure?"

"Yes now drop IT!" Forest continued to yell. Static dropped it immediately. "Sorry everybody!" We all said it was okay. Then Sky was above him and began to fly straight up. "Sky what are you doing?" Asked Static. Sky immediately turned around and began to drop.

"Oh no oh no oh no..." said Static as he tried to run out of the river. Sky hit him and it was the largest water splat I have ever seen! We all just giggled and enjoyed. Static was in a tree hanging by some vines. "Can somepony help?"

I teleported him beside me. "Having fun?"

"Lots. Why aren't you?"

"I'm having fun."

"Sitting there talking to your friends and reading isn't always fun."

"Water Fight!" yelled Blaze as he lifted my up and began flying. "Like this Twilight!" yelled Static. "Okay Blaze, Drop the S bomb!" and on command Blaze dropped him and began to whistle. Static landed beside Sky and sent him far into the air.

"Your on!" yelled Forest as he gave Fluttershy his glasses and summoned a giant tree. The tree was shaped like a diving board. "I'm coming!" he jumped and did his best dive pose. "Holy Hell!" was what everyone in the water yelled.

"Lets get in there ladies!" said Applejack. We all decided to enjoy ourselves and get in.

Static's POV

I couldn't help how I managed to get everyone into the water. It's a talent of mine.

"You look very nice wet Twilight." She couldn't help but lower herself back into the water to hit her face.

I don't know what I heard but most of the girls were giggling and Sky pulled me back and gave me the best idea ever. It's one of Luke's fears. Pinkie pulled out a fake shark fin and handed it to me. The reason I had to do it is because I'm a really good swimmer. I went underwater and began to circle around Blaze very slowly.

"Duh Duh." said Sky in his low voice. "Duh Duh" Blaze had to scariest look because as soon as he saw me I pulled back underwater. "Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh DUH!" I attacked him from behind and he screamed like a girl. Have you ever seen a man scream when bitten by a shark. He starts flailing around and screams. That's exactly what he did. When he was on the land he began to roll on the ground and kept screaming.

"That wasn't very nice." I heard Rainbow Dash say. I was still wiping tears. "Relax RD. It's just a prank. Did you or did you not use to prank ponies." Sorry forgot. Blaze is hitting on her. What did they do in the two minutes when we were packing up for this picnic? This is a job for magic.

5 minutes ago

"Ah Oh YES FUCK ME HARDER! YES YES!"

"HERE I CUM!"

Back to current time

Oh god WHY! Great know she is diffidently going to not allow me to prank him. "Have you ever been pranked?"

"Yes Blaze here is the best. I had a little revenge that's all." Luke was the master at this when we were human.

"Oh really?"

"Yes. I've known him for a long time Rainbow. If it makes you happier then I am sorry." I know how to keep a straight face while telling a lie. It was worth it seeing him piss himself. Rainbow said alright then when I turned my back started zipping around me in a tornado.

"I said I was sorry! Oh Whoa whoa whoa stop STOP! I'm gonna throw up!" I was already in the air. She then gave it a small kick and it shot me straight up. "AAAAAHHHHH-"

Blaze's POV

"Thanks for getting revenge for me Rainbow."

"I enjoyed it too Blaze."

"He was picking on me because before we died I put a smoke bomb in his locker at college and it destroyed his reports and papers."

"That sounds so funny!" I'm here for only a few minutes and let's see. I have sex. I have my friends. I got to see Dustin launched in the air by the same girl I fucked. This is the life!

"-AAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAGGGGHHHH!" Static continued to fall. He was gaining speed. Behind him was an angered griffon which tried slashing at him but he dodged every attack. He gave it a good double kick with his hind legs and and grabbed by the neck. It quickly grabbed him with a talon and they both stopped falling and were above the water.

"Are you the one who took my Dashie?" that's the griffon Dash used to date. Diana. Wilma.

"Drop him Gilda!" I heard Dash yell. Well I was close.

"With pleasure!" She did a roll in the air to pick up force and threw Static into the water with tons of force. Ouch!

"I came back for you Rainbow Dash. I won't let a pony like that take you away."

"I'm with Heat Blaze here. Not Static over there. You owe him an apology!"

"I'm not sorry about anything except maybe leaving you."

"Too late Gilda. Too late." Well this is awkward. Static got back up and had a cuts on his right hoof and was bleeding from the nose and mouth.

"Hey you bitch! What is your problem?" he yelled.

"What's wrong? Can't put up a fight?"

"I don't hit women. It goes against my code. But don't you FUCKING DARE LAY A HAND ON MY FRIEND!" Gilda kept on eying me. She's going to kill me huh?

"Like this." She raised a fist but was immediately taken down by Static. He's fast. He tied her up with the vine from the tree.

"I didn't hit you but I can disarm you." He said walking to Twilight. "Let's stop the bleeding Static."

"Run on back to your whore!" Did she really yell that to Twilight? Really? Gilda received a face full of lightning bolts from Static which knocked her out. "Still didn't hit you." He walked back to the picnic sheet laid out on the grass.

"Sorry for launching you in the air Static." Rainbow is sorry to those who can beat her in a fight. Guess she knows her limits. "It's okay. It was fun. Even though I screamed the entire time and got chased by a rabid griffon." He did what Twilight said and teleported her to a jail in Canterlot.

"Thank you for getting her back for that comment Static." said Twilight. She is not a whore. I shall never call her this or any other insult ever again.

"Oh your more than welcome." The sun was setting. I just noticed something. The only ponies here were Me, RD, Static, and Twilight. Rarity left to work on some suits. Applejack went home to get back to work. Forest and Fluttershy both went inside her cabin. Sky and Pinkie Pie went to see some Donkey or something if I heard correct. Spike went to help Rarity. Static and Twilight were both pointing at the stars and talking about constellations. Rainbow gave me a look and said.

"Meet me at home. I need to teach you a lesson."

"How about know Teacher?" We both took off flying.

Static's POV

"I just thought of something. You know how I said I never hit girls?"

"Yeah." said Twilight.

"Did I or did I not kick Gilda while falling?"

"You did in self defense."

"Okay okay. That justifies it." I looked around us.

"Hey where is everypony?" I asked Twilight.

"I guess they all left for home." We both just stared at the stars.

"Hey there's the Big Dipper and Little Dipper."

"There's Virgo." she responded looking in the other direction.

"There's Scorpio."

"There's Cancer."

"I can't remember the rest." She gave me a smile of victory. "Yay I win."

"You always..." I was cut off when Twilight kissed me. She bloody kissed me. Guess just heat of the excitement. (hehehe) I just looked at her because I have never been this far in a relationship.

"I'm so so sorry! I didn't mean to!" She looked like she was about to run away. She was on the verge of tears. Time to do what's right. I kept her from running as I grabbed her and pulled her in for another kiss. This time we were both locked with our lips. She was scared at first but stopped and soon enjoyed it. After a while of romancing we just watched each other.

"How was that?"

"Amazing. The romance books I've read never said anything like this." We kissed again.

"Books don't always tell the truth."

"Let's go home it's getting late."

"Yeah it is." We packed up our plates and blanket from the picnic and went back to the Library. Spike wasn't in there. Sky and Forest know had places to sleep. So the two of us just went to bed.

"Thank you Static."

"No, Thank you Twilight." We didn't know it but she grabbed my hoof and we both ended up inside my head. "Oops, got a little happy with my horn I think."

"Hey we never finished your childhood memories."

"We never did. Let's watch them."