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A Few Good Stallions

by Static Wielder

Chapter 6: The truth hurts. It really does.

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The truth hurts. It really does.

All will now be explained. Have patience and enjoy.

Static's POV

Well I did it. I actually asked out Twilight Sparkle. The personal student of Princess Celestia, the wielder of the element of magic, and the most powerful magic user besides the princesses. How does someone as inferior as me fulfill such a task? Very carefully.

"What would you like to do now Twilight?" She was still accepting the fact that I asked her out. It was only 2 minutes ago. "We could go around town and find a nice place to hang."

"That sounds good."

"Did you ever write to Celestia? I don't mean to force you but..."

"I sent her a message this morning. Is there something wrong?"

"Yes. I'll tell you if your princess can clear up the details for me."

"Why not know?"

"Just... Trust me on this one. Ok?"

"Alright. I trust you. How are your friends holding up?"

"There fine. They're settling down like us. Let's see here." I took her checklist. "We got gemstones. We got your dress. Next is apples."

"Oh that's great! Let's visit Applejack!"

"Great Idea. I didn't get to talk to her much yesterday." Alright. Awkward levels dropping.

"Alright follow me." She's less serious now. That's good. A little tense but better than freezing up because a guy you met yesterday, passed out on you, and lets you into his apparently empty mind decides to ask you out. I actually wanted to enjoy the romance blooming between us some more.

"Applejack... She's the one with the stetson right?" Keep it cool. Don't blow your cover.

"Yes. You don't remember?"

"I met a lot of ponies with Apple in their name yesterday. My bad."

"Sorry. You will not meat a pony more honest than her."

So after a 2 minute walk we found our way to a Sweet Apple Acres. That's a nice farm name. Better than... The *enter your last name here* farm. A lot better.

"Howdy Twilight. Who's ya friend here?"

"Hi Applejack. This is Static Wielder. You already met him."

"I think I did. Well howdy again Static."

"Morning Applejack. May I call you AJ for short?"

"Yes you may since you asked nicely. Can I call you Sparky?"

I got a chuckle from that. "Hmmhmmhmm... Whatever floats your boat." I said with a smile.

"Alrighty then. You here for your apple order Twilight?"

"Yes I am. Can I talk to you in private AJ?"

"Yes you may. Will you wait here Sparky? I'll send my brother over to keep you some company."

"That's fine. I would like to talk with Big Mac."

"Alright." She and Twilight walked inside the farm. Then out came the large red stallion.

"Evenin'" He said in his accent. I love that southern hospitality that you can hear in his voice.

"Howdy do Big Red?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"Oh well I was just poking a little fun at you. I tried to talk to you at the party last night with my friends but all you said was 'Eeyup' so we never really got to know each other. I'm Static Wielder."

"Eeyup." Really?

"Let's not go there."

"I'm Big Macintosh. This here is Sweet Apple Acres."

"It's a really nice farm you have here. Nothing makes an apple taste better then a day of hard work."

"Eeyup." I am loving this guy.

"So how is the apple business?"

"We're the best in all of Equestria."

"I hope your not bragging."

"I try not to." and in that accent come on! Your making me less hostile! I don't want to be less hostile. What if Red October here decides to attack and I can't fight back because of that voice!

"I love apples. Not my favorite but I could definitely live off of them."

"I agree. We also make pies, jam, jelly, sauce."

"You had me at pie."

Twilight's POV

I told Applejack everything. Him falling, passing out, showing me his memories (I didn't go into detail. All I said was he is troubled.) and Rarity.

"So he just asked you out?"

"Yes. I hope he means it. I don't know what to do though. I have never been in a relationship. I was hoping you could give me some dating advice."

"Well If its not in one of your books then best to ask someone with experience. Just make sure he treats ya right and is respectable of you."

"Alright then thanks. I hope Big Mac isn't going to do anything bad."

"Relax sugercube, he's not gonna hurt your little toy." We left the barn to see Static leaning against a wooden fence and Big Macintosh laughing. I don't think he's laughed near me before.

"-so I told him to make like a tree and get the fuck outta here!" I heard Static which earned more laughs from the larger stallion.

"Oh hey girls!" He must have good peripheral vision to see us already.

"So how are you two getting along?" I asked hoping that nothing was wrong.

"I was telling Big Macintosh here how I got out of a humongous bar fight."

"I never saw the day a unicorn could stand up for himself." This earned a laugh from Static this time.

"And you believe him older brother?" said AJ.

"You can tell when someone's telling the truth." said BM.

"What's next on your list Twilight?" Said Static. I opened it up and it said get more quills, ink, scrolls, and to pick up a package for Spike. I told him and he simply nodded with a "Understood." Respect! He respects me like AJ said. This might actually work out.

Forest's POV

I was walking with Fluttershy in a market to pick up her animal feed.

"Which store do we go to?" I asked her.

"I prefer this one." She pointed to one of the small stores which looked like it had seen better days.

"Why this one? There are other one's to choose."

"This one is good on prices and has the best quality food. Yes that big store has lots of food but it is mostly synthetic and I want my babies to eat whats best for them."

"You really know you animals. Sure lets go here. I trust you." This earned a hug from her. Why? Bitches love Respect. I wonder what Sky is going to do with Pinkie. She's a handful.

Sky's POV

Pinkie and I were at Rarity's.

"Yes Pinkie I did get that darling little bow you asked for." She gave Pinkie a (guess what color) pink bow.

"Thank so so so much Rarity. Gummy will love it."

"Who's your friend Pinkie?" I was staring out the window. I guess I'm still not use to living in a town of ponies. But it feels familiar.

"This is Sky Glider. We went on a date earlier." Rarity walked up to me and was pleased with my built appearance.

"My what a dashing stallion you are."

"Flatterer." I said back Like a Boss!

"Someone said the same thing earlier."

"Really? Who?"

"Your friend Static. He was here with Twilight. Those two make a lovely couple."

"There dating oh way to go Twilight!" Pinkie is happy with just about anything isn't she?

"I know. It's about time a man makes Twilight see the light of love." What does Twilight seclude herself? Don't answer that.

"Yes my friends and I just came here. If thinks keep looking this good we are here to stay."

"That sounds great! I just wish I had a prince charming that would come and sweep me off my feat." Does she believe in those tales? There is no such thing as a perfect man.

"I'm sure there is a guy out there just for you Ms. Rarity."

"I appreciate your support Sky Glider." She is a quick learner isn't she.

Just then the door opened with Static standing there. "Quick... Sky... Celestia... talk... us... NOW!" he grabbed me and we both went outside to meat with Forest and Twilight.

Exact same time during Forest's shopping with Fluttershy. Static's POV

"Twilight! Twilight!" I heard Spike yell as he ran to us. I saved him the trouble of running and teleported him beside us.

"What is it Spike?" asked Twilight.

"Letter from the princess. She wants to speak to the new guys!"

"Really? How do we get to Canterlot quickly Twilight?"

"I can teleport you."

"I need to get my friends. Wait for me here please."

I ran off and found Forest shopping. "We got an audience with Celestia. Let's go."

"Oh really? Fluttershy I have to go."

"I understand. It has to be urgent if the princess wants you." She gave him a hug.

"Meet Twilight at the statue." I began running back to the restaurant where I saw Sky earlier. The waiter said he left. I ran to the Boutique to see if Rarity saw him. Sure enough I could see him in the window. So I opened the door and tried to tell him but I was out of breath.

"Quick... Sky... Celestia... talk... us... NOW!" I grabbed him and we both went outside to meat with Forest and Twilight. When we made it back a large white and gold light teleported us. That wasn't Twilight. It was Celestia.

"Welcome my little ponies. Guards please leave." We looked around to notice we were in the royal throne room. All the guards left.

"Can you-" She cut me off.

"Explain? Yes. Are you sure your ready for this?" We all nodded. "Alright. You see I know you died Dustin, Brandon, and Kelly. But here's the truth. You three were wondering where your memories and names were coming from?" We all nodded again. "It's because you have always been ponies. Just at the same time you minds were in another world as you lived the life of a human."

"How is that possible?"

"I'm not really sure Static Wielder. Dustin was another person similar to Brandon and Kelly. However they have all died. I guess your minds just returned here."

"So that's why there aren't more bronies here yet?"

"Yes and No. There are many dimensions Static. For example there is one based on the actual events of that show. One for most of the bronies. One for time travelers you name it. This is however is a dimension where our lives are similar to that of your lives as a human."

"I see. Then thanks for clearing this up for us. Right guys?" There jaws were dropped as they still were trying to process what they were hearing.

"They will be fine. So what you were saying is that we died but not really as we are back in our original bodies?"

"Exactly! I'm glad somepony understands." Forest and Sky both understood now since I paraphrased Tia's explanation.

"Alright. Can you teleport us back to Ponyville please?"

"Yes I shall. I will bring you here again when I have need of you." My friends stood by me. Both kept quiet which was surprising to me on all standards. These two never shut up.

"One more thing. This is for you Static. Make Twilight happy and please don't hurt her."

"How did you-" We were back in Ponyville. "know that! It is so... creepy... Hey were back." I was given a hug by Twilight.

"How did it go?"

"OH it went great Twilight! Do I have a story for you!" I promised I would tell her.

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