I will be making many references here and there. Tell me what you think.

I woke up on a couch in a large room full of books. I looked down at the blue blanket with stars and a moon on it that covered my body. I wasn't dreaming. I looked for Kelly and Brandon. No wait... Forest and Sky. I guess were honorary ponies know. Still they weren't here and I was really hungry. Probably because I threw up my food earlier. When I tried to move Twilight ran to me.

"Don't move you still need time to rest." She was always kind to others like in the show. She used her magic to take a wet white washrag off of my forehead. "Sorry Twilight." she hushed me up with her hoof. "Don't say that. You're injured and you need time to heal." She placed a new rag on my head. "Have you seen my bro... I mean friends?" she gave me a questionable look and said. "Did you say brothers?"

"I did. We've been through a lot together. 16 years actually. I'm only 23." I told her. She giggled. "Guess we all have friends to rely on. I only just made friends since I moved her from Canterlot. I'm only 21." Think Dustin.... Canterlot.

"Canterlot is the big city right?"

"Yes. I'm surprised you don't really know that. Are you sure you're alright?"

"I am not from around here. We've only heard of the princesses from that city."

"Where are you from?"

"Eh- er ah... well I don't really know. I met them at a young age. I ran away from home and I don't remember the name of the place I came from. I meet Forest near Hoofington and Sky near Cloudsdale." Where was this coming from? Its like a voice talking without me knowing it.

"Why did you run away from home? If you don't mind me asking."

"I had abusive parents who actually hated me. I was a... unplanned foul. I was also the only unicorn in my family. Everyone else was a pegasus. They blamed Celestia for giving me magic or something like that. I don't know. I don't care. I've made it this long without them and I'm never going back."

"That sounds terrible. Did you take school?"

"Yes I managed to save up enough to attend school. I taught myself magic with books that I read."

"Like that bubble! I never tried that before." She added in. I just thought it and poof it happened. I best not brag on any skills since it was an accident.

"Oh yeah..." Twilight started to say. "Pinkie is going to throw you and your friends a party." I sat up on the couch. I was definitely feeling better.

"Thanks for helping me Twilight." She blushed a little by that. Did I say something because girls have never reacted like that to me before. I noticed she was organizing books. "Do you need help with your books?" I'll just use magic like in the show. I levitated the large piles into a circular fashion as they floated around me.

"Myths and Legends?" i said which she responded with "Goes in fiction."

"The organizer's guide to organizing?" that's just... who would write a book like this? "Actually I'm reading that." Her purple magic overflowed my orange magic as she placed it on a chair. I swear it there was a pink aura for a moment.

"The Elements of Harmony? Sounds fascinating." She gave me a sudden stare. I knew about her journey. I'm a brony after all. "It... It goes in E." Did she stumble? I just met her so it might be best If I don't ask. I don't want to make her uncomfortable so I placed it in the E shelves.

Just then Sky burst through the door. "Static! I need you!" he grabbed me with his hooves making me loose concentration and drop all the books. Oddly enough they fell into organized piles each labeled correctly in ordered.

"How did you do that?" asked Twilight as she was amazed by that.

"Just lucky that's all." said Sky. "Now come here." We both left the building and I saw Forest hold a ticket in my face. "You made us win a million bucks Static." he said.

"When the buck did I do that?" Did I say buck? I am really into character. "Oh guys Twilight made me lie about growing up so if anyone asks Forest your from Hoofington and Sky your from Cloudsdale." They both just played along. "Now what do you guys need?"

"We're going to show you around town." Forest said.

20 minutes later

"Sugarcube Corner, Carousal Boutique, and Sweet Apple Acres. You remember the show?"

"Yes Forest Gump." I said earning a laugh from Sky. Forest looked at me and said in his best Alabama accent

"Momma always said life was like a box o' chocolates. You never gonna know what your gonna get."

"Ahahaha! That's gold..." I wiped a tear. "Do another!"

"Lieutenant Dan! Ice Cream! Lieutenant Dan!"

"Pfft! Bwahahaha... that's ahahaha!" I could hardly breathe. I made a lot of the ponies around us laugh. If I was in a good mood and cackling like a hyena then I can get anyone to laugh. Its just how I roll.

"You do a good one Static." he said.

"After a while of runnin'..." I started in my accent. "I just got tired and decided to go home." that earned me a chuckle from him. That was our favorite part. "Wait let me think of another movie..." I stood on Sky with one of my back hooves putting my front left hoof in the air. "Remember to shop smart. Shop s-mart." They both looked at me. "Army of Darkness... This is my Boomstick!" I pumped my hoof. Neither of them got the reference.

"Douches." I said with a grumble and got back on all 4's.

"Oh oh..." I heard Sky. "I'm here to kick ass and chem bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum." He said pretending to kick a door. Forest said "Ding dong Motherfuckers! Ding dong!"

"Oooohhh... Try to beat the Boondock Saints Sky." I said giving him a nudge. He was about to say something when a bowling ball came out a window from the bowling derby. "Over the line!" I yelled.

Forest looked at me and said. "You don't fucka with da Jesus."

"Love that movie." I said as a small orange filly with purple hair came out to get her ball. "Sorry about that." she said.

"No worries kid." I picked it up with magic and handed it to her which she placed on the ground and kicked it back into the building. "Huh." was all we could say about the current situation.

5 hours later

The sun was beginning to set and we made our way back to the Library. When I got to the door and opened it, we noticed how it was pitch black. Then the lights flicked on with every pony from town saying "Surprise." I smiled as Forest looked like he had a stroke. Sky was laughing in tears.

We began to talk with all the ponies. Here's a list of everyone I met : Lyra, Bon Bon, Colgate, Big Macintosh, Derpy Hooves, Doctor Hooves, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch or DJ-PON3 as she put it, The Mayor, Zecora, and we meet Rainbow Dash who only bragged instead of talked nicely. I didn't see much of Rarity. Guess she's busy. I went to the punch bowl and made myself a cup. To my surprise somepony spiked it with hot sauce.

"Oh god! Genius Pinkie!" I heard Sky. "He can't stand anything hot or spicy!" Everyone was laughing at me as the tears began to flow uncontrollably from my eyes and my mane and tail were both aflame. I swallowed and ran to the bathroom. I looked at my tongue in the mirror which still had blisters and scars and a large cut like slit in the middle from my days on Earth. It was a birth defect. One bad spice and I need some water ASAP.

I went back into the main room still a little unhappy with the whole prank thing so I got a cup of water instead. It was a nice prank and no one was hurt except my pride maybe. I saw Forest flirting with Fluttershy. I creeped up on him and started to "SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHSSSSSHHHH!" and I watched his eyes widen from his Minecraft fears. He yelped and jumped which ended with Fluttershy catching him and calming him down like a baby. It was hilarious. I saw Twilight talking with Spike. I didn't hear them but he rolled his eyes and walked away.

"How's it going Twilight?" I said walking to her.

"Oh its great!" she said looking right at my soul. Right into my soul with those adorable eyes!

"Sorry If I scared anyone. I can't eat anything spicy with out crying and running away in pain to find something to douse the flame in my mouth." she looked at me and responded.

"She pulled the same thing the first day I came here. It kinda ruined the party for me." I remembered that. Episode 1.

The music continued to blare loudly and the building was still shaking. "I'm having troubles hearing you Twilight. Can you speak louder?"

"Not without causing some sort of social problem."

"Can we go to another room?"

"Yeah follow me." She and I went to the kitchen. "This is better."

"Can I ask you something Static?" she gave me a questionable look. One I'm to familiar with. I must have said something.

"What do you want to know?"

"Before you passed out earlier you said I was "cute and real", what does that mean?" Did I really say that out loud? Oh God dammit. Sky I am going to kick your ass later for dropping me.

"Well... I... Uh..."

"Yes?"

"You see... I didn't know If the rumors I heard were true."

"What rumors?"

"That Celestia's apprentice who was also the sixth Element of Harmony was living in Ponyville."

"Where did you hear that?"

"We were in Manehaven and I was eavesdropping on some guards."

"You also said cute." she was trying not to blush but she was failing horribly.

"That was... well... my opinion." I was sitting in a chair rubbing my front hooves together. I don't know If I was blushing but I felt a lot of blood in my face so I probably was. I rub my hands together when I'm nervous. If it gets really bad I bite my lip.

"Then thank you."

"Oh welcome... Do you wanna hang out tonight?"

"YES! I mean... " she had to stop and giggle. "Yes that sounds great."

"Then lets go." We both left the library and find a nice place to talk.