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A Few Good Stallions

by Static Wielder

Chapter 1: Gonna be a blackout tonight.

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Gonna be a blackout tonight.

I'm still having troubles coming up with many Oc's. There will be lots but not involving the main three.

It was a beautiful day for a sunset. A fitting end for our lives. You see, the apocalypse was on its way and my friends and I decided "Fuck it." that we didn't want to hide in metal underground vaults and live out a wasteland. We offered much to society only to be rejected.

"Alright gentlemen..." I started calmly. "Cards down."

"3 sevens a nine and a king." said Kelly who was uncomfortable giving his money. We were enjoying one last game of cards on the roof of my Jeep.

"Brandon?" I looked at him as he gave me a cold look. "Aw... Fuck you Dustin. I fold." It was like he didn't care anymore. I don't blame him. His parents decided that suicide was a fitting way to go. The radio on my right kept blurting out "This is not a test. Warheads inbound."

"Royal Flush I win!" I was always the lucky one. Kelly was more of the tranquil one and Brandon was the peaceful one. I would be the fighter anyways. It goes against the warrior's code to let a fight go on without me in it.

"Men..." I knew now would be a good time to talk. "Its been a honor growing up with you 2 for the past 16 years. Your my brothers." Not like Cody my actual brother who was a total ass.

"Friendship is magic." said Kelly.

"Really? We're about to die and you think of that Kelly? *sigh*... yeah I think I would like to talk about a cartoon before we bite the dust."

"Pinkie Pie would be great company at a time like this." said Brandon. She was always his favorite.

"Twilight is best pony." I said trying to stand some ground.

"No way dude. Fluttershy." said Kelly.

"Warheads inbound!" said the radio.

"Really? That quick?" My sentence was followed by "5...4...3..."

"I'm gonna miss you guys!" Brandon said pulling us both in a hug. He was a tank.

"2..."

"Brandon... we die together and we will make it through the next life together. Brothers..."

"1..." They both brohoofed me.

"To the End!" they said. Then the nuke hit. Believe it or not right infront of us. The erupting blast destroyed a small town and was now emitting a large crowd this way. We ignored it and stared at the sunset with the moon right beside it. Kinda like the princesses were standing side by side wishing us luck. The flames of war soon engulfed us.

Kelly's POV

I didn't know it but I felt my body go through some sort of portal. I landed on the ground and did a front roll to keep my body intact and watched as the portal escaped. I looked down to notice something wrong. I wasn't glowing with radioactivity or being eaten by zombies. I was a pony!

"You have got to be shitting me." I had green fur and my tail was dirty blonde showing streaks of brown and blonde. I imagined my hair was the same in a long straight cut. My clothes were gone and I reached to scratch my back to notice I had wings.

"Yes yes yes yes YES! I'm a pegasus!" I couldn't help but be full of energy. I looked around to notice a few ponies come to me saying "Are you alright?"

"Yes." I looked up to see two portals open in the sky. I pointed to them getting everyone's attention when two ponies began to fall.

Dustin's POV

It felt like I was dreaming. I could feel the wind in my hair and the cold hit my face. Cold? Why would I dream that? I opened my eyes to tell I was in free fall.

"AAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Whats happening! Is this a joke?!" I reached for a parachute but couldn't find one. I lost it when I saw my hooves. "I'm a pony! Wait then..." I looked at my back to see if I had wings but I couldn't tell since I was wearing a black jumpsuit of some kind and a grey vest. I looked at my forehead to see the large horn.

"Alright magic is so 20% cooler. Just teleport then." I thought about a place to teleport to but I felt a physics lesson take control of me.

Your body falling fast to the ground + Teleport to some other place = Big bloody splat.

I looked at a falling big built pegasus which was a dark blue color. Brandon!

"Wake up!" I smacked him once and he woke up. He had sorta long shaggy brown hair and a tail to match. His eyes were a odd shade of hazel that were as yellow as a cat's eye.

"What? Where? AAAAHHHHGGGGHHHHHH!" He began to scream quickly realizing his position.

"Brandon were ponies now! You have wings so use them to save us okay?" He quickly began to flap his wings slowing are descent. We were about 20 ft from the ground when I fell from his grip.

"Oh god!" I tried my magic again and *POOF!* big orange bubble caught me. "Dude I will punch your fucking... Soul! You fucking Ass-hat!"

"Sorry Dusty no fingers remember?" He had an evil grin on his face. He lowered himself to my bubble which had small strands of lightning emitting from its orange beauty. He did the first dick move which came to mind. The bastard popped it!

"OOF!" I hit the ground. Hard. Hard enough to leave a shape similar to my body in the ground. When I tried to pull out a green hoof grabbed me and pulled me out. He had dirt brown eyes and long straight brown hair with blonde in it. Kelly.

"Hiya buddy!" He began dusting off dirt from my clothes. I felt sick when a purple unicorn came to my side in a time of aid.

"Whoa hey take it easy!" I put an arm around her. She was real alright. I could feel her hair and her heartbeat. Very soft. Like the snuggles fabric softener actually worked and made me happy. Not saying anything bad about snuggles. Just the bear use to creep the fuck out of me. I looked down at my reflection in a puddle of water in the ground as if it just recently rained. Well.. besides raining men!

Anyways... I was an orange pony with a horn to match the color of my coat. I got to keep clothes unlike Kelly and Brandon. My hair and tail were long and ruffled showing two shades of grey as my hair color. My eyes were always the part that amazed me ever since I was a baby. They were Blue with a slight green tint and a very small yellow jagged ring circling the pupil. The only way to see the yellow was to get into kissing range. But my beautiful eyes were halfway blocked by the small bags I had below them. Before I could admire my awesomeness the whiplash hit me as I turned my head away from any pony and threw up my breakfast.

"You okay?" asked Kelly.

Twilight turned to me and said. "Your friend told us about you. This is them right Forest Breeze?" she looked at Kelly. Really? That the best he could manage in a small time. Guess I need to stay incognito as well. I thought about the lightning in my magic bubble. I got shocked when Brandon popped it.

Static Wielder... I heard a whisper in my head. He's Sky Glider... There it is again.

"Yeah were best friends. I'm Static Wielder." I looked at Brandon as he knew I would come up with one for him. "This is Sky Glider." He smiled and nodded. "And you are...?" I knew the answer but can't risk compromising myself. "Twilight Sparkle."

"I see." I looked at the sun and said out loud by accident. "... she's cute and real..." I fainted on top of her.

Brandon's POV

"Dammit Sky!" Forest said to me. Right... pony name.

"Sorry couldn't resist." I pulled Static off Twilight and picked him up on my back. I have this whole pony thing in the bag. I looked at Twilight who was talking with Fluttershy and Applejack. "He said I was cute and real. What does that mean?" She was blushing since he said that. That retarded genius knew how to pick up chicks without knowing it.

"Hey Twilight!" I called her. "Do you have a place where we can take him?" She nodded and said "Get him to the library and I will help him there."

"Where's that?"

"What?"

"The Library? Were new here."

"Oh sorry! Its the big oak tree 3 blocks down the road." She still had that blush. Did that really mean so much to her that she cant stop thinking about it. I heard Static mumble something but quickly fall back to his breathing noise. He couldn't snore since he had no tonsils. That's probably any girl's dream. A nice quiet goodnight sleep with the guy who doesn't snore.

"Come on Sky. Lets go." Kelly and I ran off so we could have a quick talk.

"Dude were in Ponyville!" he nodded.

"Meaning were in Equestria!" he nodded again.

"Its a dream come true!" He smiled and gave Static a nudge with his back left hoof. "And this genius just got us a place to stay. You saw how Twilight reacted to his little comment at the end?"

"Yeah. Didn't he say she was his favorite?"

"Yeah and now he can date her. Any bronies dream come true." Forest said with confidence.

"Most bronies would just fuck her then leave her. Static isn't that kind of guy though. If only I could get..." I was cut off by a pink blur which ended with a pink pony staring into my face. "...Pinkie Pie." I finished my sentence.

"Welcome to Ponyville! Would you like a party?" She was happy to see us apparently. Guess there aren't that much stallions.

"We sure would!" I added. I love parties. So much fun and with enough vodka can last very long. "But can it wait till my friend Static here wakes up. Poor baby took a bad fall!" I am so going to make fun of him for passing out. Too much fun to just let go by.

"How about tonight at the Library!" she said happily.

"Sounds perfect." Forest looked at me with the largest cartoon smile he could manage. I was amazed his glasses stayed on his face. Did the writer forget to mention that? Kelly has glasses. Pinkie ran all the way home getting ready for her party.

"We're here for 10 minutes, Dustin gets a date, we get a place to crash, and we get a party from the master of parties, can this get any better?" Then a large old man fell asleep on a table on our left as a gust of wind made a lottery ticket fly off of his table and land on Static's head. Forest took it. "You are the winner of a million bits! God is he lucky or what?" What did I tell ya? I said at the beginning he was lucky. Forest patted his head and he gave a slight smile back to us as if he could still hear us or something.

2 minutes of walking later

"Hey Forest why didn't we fly?" I just noticed we both had very large wings. "Could have saved us the trouble."

"You don't fly with a injured pony." We both made our way to the large tree like building. We went to the door and opened it showing us a giant collection of books. The Library.

"Great were here. Lets drop him off here." We put Static on a couch and Forest took a blanket with his teeth and covered him up.

Next Chapter: A Few Good Men... I mean Stallions. There the men here. Estimated time remaining: 3 Hours, 6 Minutes
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