A week has passed since the Canterlot wedding. Definitely a day to remember. Good things happened in the end and casualties were low. But those who had fallen were mourned respectfully and will be remembered. Canterlot was struck hard, but it was still standing. The shops and houses that were destroyed on that day can all be rebuild. The most important thing is that even when attacked by two different parties, Canterlot stood resilient. Especially now with their new human allies.

The group was back in Ponyville now. Things have been going smoothly, just awaiting the next horrors Discord might've planned. Ulfgar however, was still not in any condition to walk, let alone fight. He obviously disagreed on this fact even though he suffered both physical and mental damage from the wedding. He slept for a full two days in the infirmary after losing consciousness. Right now he's back in Ponyville residing in Fluttershy's cottage until he's recovered.

The RED Heavy was still staying at Applejack's barn. There he would work at the farm while awaiting orders from Celestia. He didn't really seemed bothered by this.

The BLU Sniper. The newest ally of the group was also sent over to Ponyville. He and the RED Heavy both decided to work together until they're able to defeat their kidnapper. The Australian was forced to stay at Derpy Hooves, even though he said the forests would be fine. He was not easily convinced to become a working member of society by doing a job. Nope. He kept shouting about his professionalism and his standards. So he wasn't doing anything at the moment, which meant he wouldn't get any payments while staying there.

Carmine might've suffered the most serious injuries at the wedding. His brain nearly exploded after realising how carefree these ponies were. Half their town was blown up and they just casually had to celebrate a wedding afterwards. This world was insane the COG soldier thought. He couldn't even remember the last party he went to. Just the war was stuck in his mind and he couldn't really comprehend these ponies ways of thinking. It's all so surreal. Then again. They're actual cartoons with outlines and he's a an actual 3D human. Must be something with their brains he presumed.

But in the end Carmine decided not to put to much time in thinking over these situations. He'd just go with the flow like usual. Just let things happen and all will work out in the end. That's what he hoped.

He was recommended by princess Luna to become Ponyville's personal royal guard. He was even given a shiny golden badge. Now since their return to Ponyville, he was patrolling the streets now. Letting no crime go unpunished. Also, he was staying at Carousel Boutique with Rarity.

A sleeping dovakhiin was lying in Fluttershy's bed. Still recovering from his wounds. All was quiet. Fluttershy was humming a tune silently while sweeping the floor with a broom. Her cute little animal friends helping her in the process.

It began.

The dovakhiin jumped out the bed and immediatly sprinted for the door. A small beaver was blocking his path. Diabolical creatures indeed.

"By the gods! Move!" Ulfgar proceeded to uppercut the beaver. Knocking it comically high in the air through the roof, but not harming it. But now Ulfgar was slowed down for a moment and lowered his guard.

Then he was ambushed from behind. The cream colored pegasus bucked him in right the spine with an angry look on her face.

The dovakhiin fell to the ground in defeat in his weakened state. "I yield." He said raising two fingers.

"That's like the eighteenth time this week!" Fluttershy said annoyed. At first she was still being gentle with him. But after so many times of him trying to escape she figured out that the dovakhiin only learns things the hard way.

"By Ysgromar! I am fine pony! Can't you see? Just let me out of here so I can finish up with this Discord." Ulfgar said.

"No! You are to stay here until you are completely healed. By orders of the princess!" Fluttershy couldn't mention this fact often enough to the dragonborn.

"Yes yes... But I'm fine really! And where are my sword and armor?"

"You don't need those scary things until you've fully recovered. I've hidden them some place safe don't worry."

"By the gods woman! That blade is sacred to me! If something were to happen with it I sho-" Ulfgar was interupted.

"Now you just go back to bed. Or do I need to get Mr. Bear again?" Fluttershy said while frowning at the dovakhiin.

"Oh gods not Mr. Bear!" Ulfgar responded shocked. Normally a bear wouldn't pose much of a threat to the mighty dovakhiin. But without his armor, weapon and limited use of his magic due to his weakened state he wouldn't stand a chance.

So Ulfgar did as told, admitting defeat to the cream colored pegasus once again. But he was not giving up. Oh no, not yet. The mighty dovakhiin will find his way out. One way or another.

With Heavy helping at the farm Applejack found herself having a lot more free time then usual. He was able to knock down even the largest trees with a single punch. The Apple family did a week worth of work within a single day with him around. And all they had do is keep a roof over his head and pay him in sandwiches. But Heavy was now a more then welcome guest in the Apple family's house by now.

So now bored little Applejack without any work to do decided to see what her friends were up to. She decided to see how Ulfgar and Fluttershy were doing so she and the Russian were heading in that direction.

Upon arriving at the cottage Heavy stopped as he looked upon a horrifying sight.

Fluttershy... She was being devoured by a bear! Or at least that's what Heavy thought.

"DO NOT FEAR FLUTTERPONY! Heavy will go and save you!" Heavy shouted and sprinted off, determined to defeat this hairy foe.

Mr. Bear was just casually relaxing in Fluttershy's yard. Enjoying a well deserved massage after beating a human silly several times. But his relaxing afternoon was interupted by a shouting human storming towards him. Mother of Celestia! This one looked scary.

Mr. Bear stood up tall. In a defensive pose he got ready to protect himself. He waved his paw around slightly provoking the Russian. Come at me.

Heavy charged in the bears stomach. Slamming him to the ground. He then proceeded to grab both the bear's paws and started spinning him around.

The Russian kept building momentum and eventually released Mr. Bear. Throwing him at least thirty meters up in to the air. The bear crashed somewhere inside the Everfree Forest.

Heavy clapped victorious. "Yes! Do not thank me little Flutterpony. All is good."

"Oh my... Actually Mr. Bear was just visiting." Fluttershy peeped.

"What? Why did little pony not say?"

"I did... You didn't seem to hear me."

"Then little pony shout harder! HAAA!" Heavy made an example shouting right in her face.

"Aaaahh..." Fluttershy did a poor imitiation. But she did it extremely cute!

Applejack who was still surprised joined Heavy and Fluttershy.

"Did mah eyes jus' deceive me. Or did Heavy jus' launched a bear to the moon?" She asked.

"Mr. Bear is really resilient. I'm sure he's fine." Fluttershy said.

"Oh... alright. How's that Ulfgar fella doing then?"

"Oh he's being such a pain. He keeps trying to escape even though he needs to stay put and rest to let the wounds heal. He'll only hurt himself more by being so reckless."

"Then why don't ya just tie him up?"

"Oh my. I don't think that's a good idea Applejack..."

"Aw shucks. Ahm just throwing it out there, tell ya what. If he escapes one more time, you consider tying him up."

"I'm sure he's learned his lesson by now. I don't think he'll try to escape anymore! At least... I hope..."

"Aw well. Just lemme know how things are going later. Me an' Heavy are gonna check up with Pinkie Pie now."

"Bye little Flutterpony! Heavy is sorry he threw friendly bear!" The Russian waved her off.

"Oh that's alright. Thanks for visiting!" Fluttershy trotted back inside her cottage. Hopefully not expecting the next escape attempt by the dovakhiin.

Sniper was sure he could live the sweet life. Hunt for his own food. Live in a shelter he built himself. Get warm at his own campfires. But nooo... The princesses wouldn't allow for him to live in the forest. The princesses offered him to also stay at Sweet Apple Acres since it's the largest place. But Sniper thought that was a bad idea. The RED Heavy was already residing there and even though they're on a temporary truce, they're still far from being friends. And since Derpy Hooves was the only one offering something else he had to give in.

It's not that he didn't like Derpy. She saved his life once for gods sake! But they wanted him to get a job. Surely they aren't looking for any assassins in Equestria and Sniper just really couldn't be bothered to make cupcakes, color rainbows or do other fluffy cute things.

After all, Sniper is a professional. And professionals do have standards.

"And I don't give a flying hoot about your stupid standards! As long you're living under MY roof you're listening to MY rules!" Derpy said demandingly.

"Crikey Sheila! I just don't want to do these stupid jobs. A man of my posistion shouldn't lower himself to that." Sniper responded.

"How are you lowering yourself by being a contributor to society?"

"Because these jobs are ridiculous."

"Okay... Let's go over the jobs again. You don't want to make sweets at Sugarcube Corner?"

"Nope."

"You don't want to work at Applejack's farm?"

"Nope."

"You don't want to be a librarian?"

"Do I look like a bloody librarian?"

"Okay... Well since you're not a pegasus you can't do cloud related jobs. Maybe... hmm no, that guard position is already taken by the other human."

"Oi that bastard!"

"Maybe... You can help me deliver mail?"

"Delivering mail? That doesn't sound so bad." Sniper could live with that.

"Hmm... But you can't fly. So you'll only be able to deliver local mail. I guess you're destined to be Ponyville's new 'mailman' from now on!" Derpy chuckled.

"Oh god what have I done." Sniper thought to himself. This pony... She's worse then Sniper's parents with her aggresive and demanding attitude.

Derpy lived alone in a decent sized house. And with that I mean decent sized for a pony. Sniper repeatedly kept hitting his head against the ceiling. Still, he had his own small room with his own tiny bed. Unbelievably comfortable should be mentioned though.

Sniper had no idea how technologically advanced these ponies were. He already noticed they had fridges and ovens. They could produce black and white old school movies at best. No computers, but they did have arcade games. So all was really awkward. Sniper cringed upon passing a antique phone.

"Oi. I didn't know ponies had phones?" Sniper said.

"Phones? What's a phone?" Derpy asked.

"Ya don't know what a phone is... But ya do have one?" Sniper pointed at the device.

"Oh that... That was a present actually. I never really knew what it was."

"A present ya say?"

"Yes. From Dr. Whooves actually. He's a really nice stallion."

"Hmm. So ya have a phone. And no other pony has a phone. Seems kinda useless doesn't it?"

"Well I still don't know what a 'phone' does. It's just here because it looks pretty."

But then the unimaginable happenend...

The old antique phone started ringing.

Sniper and Derpy looked at each other shocked. The ringing seemed to get louder by the second.

"W-what do we do?" Derpy asked.

"It's your bloody phone Sheila. Pick it up won't ya?" Sniper responded.

Derpy picked up the device. She appareantly know how to hold it properly and answered. "H-hello?"

It was silent for a few seconds. Sniper could just hear someone shouting vaguely over the other line. Derpy just stood shocked listening to this. She then lowered the phone and faced Sniper.

"It's for you..." Derpy said confused.

"Oh crikey this can't be good." Sniper could only think of one person calling him. He took over the phone and pointed Derpy outside the room. This had to be handled privately.

Derpy left the room but curiosity took over and did the only sensible thing. Eavesdrop.

She placed her ear against the door and started listening. She could only hear the BLU Sniper obviously.

"G'day this is Sniper."

"Ah dad how are ya doi-"

"Yes I know I should call more of-"

"What do ya mean? What? How did ya even got this number? I'm in a bloody different universe or world or whatever for gods sake."

"What do ya mean that RED bastard told ya. I've already told ya that I'm your son! Not the bloody RED Sniper."

"Yes of course he's saying the same thing!"

"No. I haven't been killing lately."

"I'm not a crazed gunman for the last time. I'm a bloody assassin."

"What would the difference be? The one's a job and the other's mental illness."

"Da-DAD! P-put mum on the phone! This is getting ridiculous."

"What do ya mean she's not home! You called me saying that ya both wanted to talk to me!"

"Well screw you as well" Sniper slammed down the phone, ending the conversation.

Derpy entered the room once again. Flabbergasted at the randomness.

"What was that all about?" She asked.

"I'll be honest with ya. My parents... do not care for it!"

"Care for what?"

"My job!"

"Being a mailman?"

"No for gods sake Sheila. Being an assassin."

"Well I've had enough random for the day. I'm off to my JOB! And you're starting tomorrow. So be prepared."

"Crikey!"

Pinkie Pie was saddened none of the humans wanted to work with her at the bakery. These humans were weird, sure. But who in their right mind doesn't like cupcakes! Insanity she'd thought.

So just another booooooring day doing boring chores. Wait a second! Pinkie Pie spotted a two familiair faces outside. Her friend Applejack and the funny human Heavy. Surely they could help her find some excitement for the day.

"Hi!" Pinkie Pie stormed outside in a split second.

"Ah! Is little pink pony again." Heavy was startled due to her sudden appearance.

"She's just being Pinkie Pie. Anyway, do ya need help with anything today?" Applejack asked her friend.

"Well I do need to make another load of cupcakes before the end of the day... Maybe you two could help me!" Pinkie Pie said while cheerfully hopping up and down.

"Oh... Heavy does not think he is good baker. Maybe other job would be better." Heavy said.

Pinkie Pie's mane started deflating. Of course they wouldn't help her. She's just regular old Pinkie Pie and she knew bucking appletrees was so much more exciting then baking sweets.

"Oh okay. I'll just do it myself then..." Pinkie started heading back to Sugarcube Corner. She was extremely sad looking.

"Oh no! Little pink pony should not cry! Heavy will help pink pony!" Heavy quickly responded upon seeing the depressed Pinkie Pie.

Her mane immediatly puffed back up again. Appareantly it's an indication for her current mood. So she's happy again!

"Really REALLY?!" Pinkie started jumping around again. "And what about you Applejack?"

"Oh. Of course I'm helping ya Pinkie. That's what friends are for right?" Applejack said.

"Yay!" Pinkie Pie immediatly dragged AJ and Heavy with her inside.

Heavy was shocked to see more bright colors inside this weird looking building. He also noticed two other ponies. A stallion and a mare, both older then most ponies he met, or at least thats what he guessed.

"Mr and Mrs. Cake! Applejack and Mr. Heavy are going to help me with the cupcakes I promised to make!" Pinkie Pie shouted in her boss's face.

"Oh that's wonderful Pinkie! Uhh... Who's Mr. Heavy?" Mr. Cake said. He had only seen Carmine before being an annoying guard. He only heard stories of the other two. Rumors were going around town that one of them is a half-dragon and the other is a giant bear/gorilla monster.

"Oh don't worry Mr. Cake! He's a really nice guy that loves to par-tay!" Pinkie Pie was always positive.

Then Heavy walked up front. Holding his enormous mini-gun in his hands he looked terrifying to the Cake's. He proceeded to throw the weapon right on top of the counter.

"Little ponies keep Sasha safe while Heavy is working. Do not lose eye on her. Heavy knows where you live." The Russian said with a calm tone.

"Y-y-yes sir!" The Cake's immediatly agreed with his terms and conditions.

"You see! I told you he's a nice guy. Lalalala." Pinkie Pie happily trotted over towards the kitchen. Heavy left his mini-gun and gave the Cake's a final glare before following the pink pony.

"Ahm sorry. But he's a really nice fella once ya get to know him." Applejack said apologizing to the Cake's. She then also followed Pinkie Pie to the kitchen.

Five minutes later.

"This is boring..." Pinkie Pie said.

"Well work ain't supposed to be fun. It's all about getting the job done." Applejack responded.

"Da. Heavy was once in work camp in Siberia. If we did not work, wolves and bears would come to eat us." The Russian said.

"Wait, what? That sounds horrible!" Applejack said.

"No. Was good job actually. Puny bears and wolves make good punching bags." Heavy smirked.

"I know what we can do!" Pinkie Pie just had a brilliant idea.

"Just continue working?" Applejack shrugged.

"No! We sing a song!"

"Pinkie... Ya can't just sing a song everytime you m-" Applejack stopped mid-sentence as the pink party pony already started her song.

"All you have to do is take a cup of flo-" But now Pinkie was interupted.

"Oh! Heavy knows this song!"

"Really? Then let's sing it together!" Pinkie Pie couldn't be more happy.

So now they simultaneously started singing the Cupcake song. Or at least that's what Pinkie thought.

"All you have to do is take a cup of flour..."

"Add it to the mix!"

"Now just take a little something sweet, not sour..."

"A bit of salt, just a pinch!"

"Baking these treats is such a sinch!"

"Add a teaspoon of van-" Pinkie was interupted here.

"Bologna!" The Russian's voice overpowered the pink pony's.

"Bologna? That isn't right... is it?" Pinkie Pie wondered but she just continued anyway.

"Add a little more and you count to four..."

"And you never get your FILLA!!!"

"Cupc-" Once again Pinkie was interupted.

"Sandvich! So moist and delicious."

"Sandvich! I'M COMING FOR YOU!"

"Sandvich! Sandvich sandvich sandwiiiich!" ( Actual song. )

"This did not just happen..." Applejack said shocked.

But it did. The human and ponies threw in these random ingredients and somehow managed to create this monstrosity. It was a cupcake/sandwich hybrid, or actually basically it was just a cupcake between two loaves of bread. But due to the power of imagination it was delicious.

Pinkie Pie didn't understood Heavy's obsession with sandwiches. But it would be hypocritical of her to judge him seeing as she was stuffing down more cupcakes than any pony.

At the end of the day the two ponies and human did actually manage to finish the large order of cupcakes that was placed. The Cake's didn't helt much hope in the first place, but luckily they misjudged the scary looking human and in the end he proved to be quite the hard worker. He was of course paid for this job. Heavy didn't really know what to do with the bits, but it was nice to have.

"Thanks alot you two!" Pinkie was grateful for their help. But it was getting late and time to play was over.

"Not a problem sugarcube. Ah'll see you again tomorrow." Applejack said.

"Bye little pink pony! Was good day today." The Russian waved waved Pinkie Pie goodbye as he and Applejack started to head back to the farm.

All week now the dovakhiin has been studying the prison warden. Surely she must have some weaknesses. Fluttershy had only one. Her kindness, Surely Ulfgar could use this to his advantage to escape this wretched dungeon.

Okay, it wasn't a dungeon. It was a cottage. But still, the dovakhiin felt imprisoned. Even if he's hurt he shouldn't be confined to one place. Back in Skyrim there wouldn't be anyone helping him if he was stabbed in the stomach, he had to take care of himself. Now there was someone taking care of him and he didn't like it one bit.

After half a week of failed escape attempts the dovakhiin mastered enough strength for his master plan. He just had to wait for the perfect timing. Mr. Bear, the dovakhiin's greatest foe at the cottage, mysteriously dissapeared. So as soon as possible would be great.

Weird ideas went through the dovakhiin's mind as he started planning on what to do after escaping. He didn't want to harm the ponies, but he needed his sword and armor back. He might need to take a hostage. Yes, that would be the most peaceful solution he thought.

But first escape. And that proved to be more difficult then any dungeon he was ever locked up in Skyrim.

The warden... Fluttershy. More cruel then any he ever met. By singing lovely songs and never-ending kindness the dovakhiin was tortured more than the Thalmor or Empire could ever do to him.

The time was near. Night was coming and Fluttershy was starting to gather up her animal friends to say good night. As I said, she's ridiculously nice.

"Yes yes! Excellent." The dovakhiin rubbed his hands like a diabolical supervillain.

"Oh I'm sorry that you got hurt Mr. Beaver. I promise you it will never happen again." Fluttershy said to the beaver who was shoryuken'd through the roof earlier today. She gave him a small cartoon band-aid on his head instantly healing all his wounds.

She then proceeded to say good night to all the animals individually. This would usually take her a full thirty minutes.

Ulfgar spotted that most the critters were in the cottage now. Good! Now to set his master plan in motion.

He stepped from the bed, moving as silently as possible. Now standing in the door opening, spying on the cream colored pegasus.

It was time.

"RAAN MIR TAH!" With all his might he shouted Animal Allegiance Pack as dragon words. Commanding the critters to do his bidding.

"Haha! Now what can you do warden? Your army is under my command now." Ulfgar bragged and already started celebrating his victory.

Fluttershy just looked slightly confused. "You're not supposed to be out of bed yet." She said.

"To the depths of hell with your bed! I'm free once again." Ulfgar paused for a moment. "Tell me, where are my weapons?"

"You're not getting those back UNTIL you've recovered for the last time." Fluttershy said annoyed.

"Wrong answer." The dovakhiin grinned. "Attack!" He commanded his critter army to hold Fluttershy busy while he was escaping in style.

But the animals didn't move.

"By Ysgromar's beard! Attack the pony!" He commanded them once more.

Still no reaction.

"Move to the right!"

This time however the pack of animals under Ulfgar's command did as told.

"What black sorcery is this?!" The critters did follow the dovahiin's orders. But they wouldn't attack the pony, no matter what.

"It's the power of kindess." Fluttershy said determined. "My friends won't hurt me no matter what happens to them."

"Fine then! I don't need these unworthy grass eaters to help me." Ulfgar started taking a sprint towards the door.

"No wait! You can't leave!" Fluttershy shouted.

But it was too late. Ulfgar simply jumped through the closed door. Leaving it broken and sprinted off even faster after.

"Hah!" He started laughing victoriously. Even without the use of his shout he was able to escape that terrifying place. Now he just had to find his blade and armor again. And then the hunt for Discord would be back on. Maybe it's hidden i- *Thump*

The dovakhiin crashed in to something. Whatever it was, it was very cuddly and warm.

"Grraaawwwllhgh!" Oh by the gods it isn't cuddly at all.

It was the dovakhiin's new nemesis. Mr. Bear, who finally started heading back to Fluttershy's cottage after a nap to let her know he was doing fine after being thrown in the forest. But now he faced Ulfgar once again and Mr. Bear was anything but in a good mood right now.

"Roar!" He swiped at the weakened dovakhiin instantly knocking him out once again. He then dragged his unconscious body back to the cottage.

Mr. Bear knocked on the door just a few times. Like a gentleman or rather a 'gentlebear'.

Fluttershy opened the door and was surprised to see the dovakhiin back again.

"Graawlghhh mmmmhhhm graarrrooar." The bear said.

"Oh thank you so much Mr. Bear! I was just about to fly over to Twilight. Thank Celestia you brought him back. You didn't hurt him did you?" Fluttershy asked.

"Graaroarmmhh."

"Oh... Okay I guess that's fine. I just hope he won't escape again." A flashback then suddenly appeared in Fluttershy's mind.

"Then why don't ya just tie him up?" She saw Applejack repeat this sentence over and over again.

"Hmm. Maybe... But only because I care about him and I don't want him to get hurt." Fluttershy and Mr. Bear returned to her room where the bear dropped the dovakhiin back in her bed. Fluttershy meanwhile gotten a rope and started tying up the still unconscious dovakhiin as tightly as possible.

"There. Now I'm sure he won't escape again!

Yes things have been going smoothly since the wedding. He's earning lots of bits as a 'royal' guard. Still he had no idea what to do with it. But it was a fun thing to do to pass time. Just annoying the hell out of ponies passing him.

One thing bothered Carmine. He was a guard. An officer. A man of the law here now. But there wasn't any crime. The worst thing he witnessed was two ponies bullying some others for not having a cutie mark. Wow, what a crime. Off to the dungeons with them.

So Carmine had to use his imagination to make things interesting. The ponies in Ponyville are now not that scared of him anymore since he's been patrolling the streets all week. They all knew his face. Or helmet.

"Hey you!" Carmine stopped a brown stallion.

"Me?" The pony answered confused.

"What do you think you're doing?"

"I'm uhh... I'm just walking home."

"Move along sir."

"What? Then why did you stop me. This is ridiculous!"

"SIR I NEED YOU TO MOVE ALONG! I've been instructed to use force if neccesary." Carmine grabbed a can of pepperspray.

"Wait, what? But I didn't do any-" The brown stallion was interupted as the COG soldier started emptying the can of pepperspray right in his face.

"AH MY EYES AAAH! It... doesn't burn?" The pony was surprised.

"Hah! It's just water. Wuss!" Carmine loved pranking these guys. Hilarious.

"Wow.. You're a terrible guard. You know that?"

"Yeah, but at least I'm a good soldier. Now move along citizen!"

The brown pony left the scene, cursing the COG soldier a few more times. Carmine didn't care. He'd put his life on the line everyday protecting this town. Dangerous job indeed. He couldn't help but chuckle at these thoughts.

"Oh It's nine o'clock. My shift for the day is over. Yep, better head back to that weird fashion pony and get some shut-eye." Carmine started heading back to the Carousel Boutique where he was staying.

Rarity on the other hand didn't like the human staying over one bit. He was a terrible house guest. With no manners, complaining about everything and worst of all a bad influence on Sweetie Belle with his terrifying stories.

"Yo Rarity. What's up, I'm home!" Carmine kicked in the door and entered the extremely clean boutique.

"Oh Carmine. It's... nice to have you back here." Rarity couldn't help but notice the COG soldier's dirty boots covered in mud. "How was your day?" She asked.

"Oh, you know. This and that happened. Had to show some ponies who's boss. Thought I spotted a wolf earlier, ended up being a rock. You know how things go." He stomped through the living room and jumped on the couch leaving dirty tracks behind him.

"Oh. How interesting... Would you perhaps mind taking of yo-" Rarity was interupted.

"And then this donkey showed up. I didn't think he could talk so I was just riding it for ten minutes before he decided to throw me off." Carmine proceeded to lay down on the perfectly white couch. Now with both dirty feet on it he was being even a bigger dick then Rick James to the Murphy's. The entire couch was covered in dirt by now.

Rarity started grinding her teeth. This wasn't just rude. This was plain evil! And things have been going like this all week. She had to put a stop to this.

"You sir are the most disgusting ruffian ever to set foot in my boutique. You have no manners, no regard for other ponies possesions. You tell stories that don't make any sense and most importantly YOU RUINED MY PERFECT COUCH!"

"Oh, this? Sorry I didn't notice. I'm sure it'll come right off." Carmine said.

"No, I've had enough of this nonsense! I want you out right now!"

"Oh come on, I'm sure we can talk this over."

"Until you've learned how to behave like a gentleman you're no longer allowed to set foot in my boutique!"

"Oh come on! Where the hell am I even supposed to go?"

"There's alot more generous ponies in Ponyville. I'm sure there's one around that might tolerate your vulgarity."

"Fine! Kick out the soldier! You'll be sorry later. They all are in the end." Carmine left the boutique feeling insulted and made sure to let Rarity to know this by slamming the door behind him.

Rarity felt extremely bad for doing this. But he was sooooooo annoying.

So Carmine had to find a new place to sleep. It's already ten o'clock now and that would be rather difficult at this hour. He could go over to Twilight's library. He's sure that she has some extra room. Plus that dragon kinda looked like a stoner so he could hang out with him. Wait a second. It's a baby dragon! Nevermind that then.

More options. Rainbow Dash! Oh wait no, she lives on top of a cloud. Unless the COG soldier grew wings he could forget about that.

That leaves... only one more option.

"Lyyyyyyyyyraaaaaa." Carmine threw some rocks at a window.

"What!" Lyra opened the window annoyed.

"I got kicked out. Can I stay here for the night? I know you've got an extra room! I'll even pay you." The COG soldier asked.

"No. Go away! You'll just blow up my house again." Lyra slammed her windows shut.

"Lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyraaaaaa!" Carmine continued being annoying.