A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria

by LunaPhobos

First published 20th of March, 2014

(A re-upload of Every Game, Evan Plays) Evan, also known as the famous Vanoss the video game player, caused a glitch that makes every game he plays go into the dimension of talking ponies. At first, they didn't take it seriously.

Hey, what's up, Vanoss here and today.... We have ripped a fabric in the gaming universe and every game we play, we have no choice but to go to My Little Pony land. Since Delirious caused this mess, I'll understand why it's MLP, anyway, I met a few ponies on the way there but it wasn't pretty interesting.

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The Glitchy Freak Out

Author's Notes:

Sorry Guys, I wanted to remake this so I it would look cooler! I renewed the Long Description!

It was just a normal Sunday morning, where people go out in the sun, have fun, go picknicking and go to a church.... Unless you're a gamer like these awesome guys!

"Hehehe mwahahaha," Laughed a weird voice (Obviously, it's Delirious.. Who else has that majestic voice?) "Look At Me Vanoss, I'm the Ghost of the-" John(or Johnathan), most likely known as H20Delirious, was blown to pieces while doing the 'jack off' animation. *You BIIIIIIIIiIIIiIIIIiTCH!!!!"

And who was this person who blew him? (No pun intended) It was Evan of course! Also known as Vanoss(VanossGaming).

"HAHAHA, Man, you should seen the look of your voice" Evan said sarcastically but Delirious just laughed at the statement, knowing it is silly to hear that you can hear your voice "You liked screamed into a- Wait... Are you lagging off, Delirious?" Vanoss said staring at the frozen blast of the explosion. Evan is still functioning, however. He can still move left and right as he pressed their respectful commands on the controller. It's whether Delirious's internet sucks like hell or supernatural events happening on GTA?

"GUYS HELP!!!" Delirious cried out... with a dose of laughter in his voice.

"Guys, you've got to see Delirious as a 'stat chew', haha Come one guys!!!" Vanoss said, calling his friends to witness this epic glitch which includes Delirious making it 20% awesome..

"So what the hell is goin- pffft HAHAHAHA!! It looks like 'fuck you, you can't blow me' then turned into a statue to save his virginity!" An avatar that looks mostly like a black guy(no racism intended), also known as, Marcel( also known as BasicallyIDoWork.)

"Well, how are we going to free Delirious?" Vanoss thought for a while but his thinking was interrupted by Widlcat, also known as Tyler, an avatar that looks like a pig.

"What the heck is that?" Tyler further inspected Delirious "Haha, gee... Nice try Delirious..." He said with a tone that has no amazement at all. "Hey Guys, Delirious isn't good at statue posing, look at me!?" he then turned into a statue which they call it 'Gmod Stiffy Mode'. The action he made the whole crew laugh so hard that Wildcat wheezed (Again?!).

"WOOOOOOOH I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!" Then Nogla, his avatar having a green shirt, an adult diaper and a pony tail on the back of his head, was driving a car from a high altitude away from the ground and H20Delirious and the frozen explosion is his target for his landing.

"YEAH!" Nogla said his famous last words before making the explosions blast continue.

Few seconds before. (Wow, so specific!)

"What the hell!?" Delirious screamed out.

"Hey Delirious, what's going on there?" Vanoss said.

"I was busy banging my Xbox 360 to check if it was still working."

"Pfft, banging." Tyler chuckled then he looked at explosion. "Man, Nogla really fucked up this time. That blast isn't stopping." Then the explosion engulfed everyone, then it began sucking everyone in the process.

"OH NO, NOGLA YOU CAUSED A BLACK HOLE!!!! A TECHNICALLY RED, ORANGE AND YELLOW HOLE BUT IT'S STILL A HOLE!!!" Evan exclaimed in fright. (not really fright bcuz iz vidya geym blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)

"We're going inside a rectum! Hold on guys!!!" Wildcat enthusiastically said.

Vanoss said while the whole crew got sucked from the blast.

"Okay, a parallel circuit? Check! Gamma ray experimentation kit to affect the universe's rift? check. Lasers, check. Alicorn Magic? Double Che-"

"What kind of knick knack are you making this time, Twilight?" Spike asked the ever so smart Lavender pony her invention with a joking tone.

"Well, it's a device which I call it the IDGM! Which stands for Interdimensional Data Gathering Machine."

"Wow.... I don't get it?"

"Well, I push this button, then pick a random dimension in a random dimension. Then I collect their data and succeed! Now, we have to wait and"

*BOOM*

"Oh, dear! Oh No, This is wrong.... Ii-i made, an implosion!!!" Twilight said with a shocked expression.

Then the weather changed from a sunny day, to a dark and stormy weather which terrified the ponies from all the blasphemous 'it's weather changing naturally' like the EverFree Forest.

Twilight then realized the things she was doing "The worst scenario is that one of that dimensions traits will be absorbed HERE! Oh no... This Is all my fault, where did I even got the idea to get data from other dimensions?"

Spike then approached her, trying to calm her down a bit. "It's not exactly your fault, it's because you didn't expect this."

Twilight then regained her posture and looked at Spike with a smile."Thanks, Spike, Now let's check out the implosion to inspect if it has done any damage to our dimension!" Twilight said, running out of the library and out to the Everfree forest. "I have to check this out!!"

"Grrrr! Fucking hell..." Vanoss said in an angry tone. "Jeez, Guys, are your GTA V's lagging cus' I don't see anything. All I hear is the explosion... Anyone experiencing this?"

"Yeah" They all said in unison.

"Well, this may be a glitch or virus. Grrrr!!! Fucking horse shit! Why can't I move! I can't see my character!!" Tyler raged.

"Well maybe if you- oh wait, never mind." H2ODelirious was about to say something bust quickly shut it.

The screen fades in, with a creepy looking forest unfamiliar to them.

"Guys, I think we're not in Los Santos anymore.." Vanoss said "I think it's pretty obvious... Los Santos has no trees.. I mean look at it!" He said sarcastically.

"True...." Delirious said sarcastically. "Oh yeah, Let me continue my thingie..*Ehem*.. Look At Me Vanoss, I'm the Ghost of the Masterbating FISHERMAN!!" He then did the same action from before laughing.

And no one's laughing...

"What a good laugh before venturing this glitch world...." Vanoss said sarcastically, then blew him up with a rocket launcher.

"Wait I was supposed to laugh?" Tyler said.

"Well let's get startin', our controllers aren't gonna move by theirselves!" Vanoss said.

"Uhh Vanoss, I have to go, I have to buy groceries..." H20Delirious "Also, the water bill...."

"I also got to go." said Nogla

"Me too" Wildcat said as he left.

"Bye!" said Marcel

"Well Fuck!" Vanoss sweared. "Well, only one thing to do in a cartoonish forest, C4 IT!!" He was about to place c4 until he thought about something. 'Why not explore this place a bit further because probably I can show some random stuff and glitches when they come back.'. "Yeah... I also have to make another video!"

So Vanoss went to a trail on the ground leading to a small village. He abruptly stopped walking and said. "I hear something!"

He turned around and saw a Purple pony walking the same trail that he was, but in the opposite direction.

"The fuck you looking at?" The creature jolted backwards and quivered in fear especially the green purple thing on top of the creature.

"Uhhh, Here horsey?"

"Uhh what?" Twilight replied with a confused face.

"Oh so it talks! Hi, my name is Evan, you can call me Vanoss. Can ya tell me where I am?"

The creature remained silent, then the word itself broke. "Are you safe?"

"Yes and no..."

"Yes and no? What the hay is that supposed to mean."

"Safe alone, dangerous with my friends."

"Why?" The reptilian thing finally broke it's silence.

"Well, me and my friends.... I can't tell you until I know my true colors."

"Red, Skin color, Black hair and Black glasses?" Spike said, literally saying the colors of his accessories and skin.

"/facepalm" he facepalmed and then he put a gun to his head and killed himself.

"Oh sweet Celestia, what the hay! Welp... That solves everything. No danger ahead..." Twilight said with a sad tone before returning to her library. She took her last glance at the place where he met this 'Vanoss character'. The thing he spawned was gone and too his body. "The hay? Well, that's weird, a human can't just disappear. As said by Lyra, Humans don't have magic. Well...." Twilight was rather intimidated now. "Back to the blueprints for IDGM." Then they teleported back to the library for she can't stand walking anymore because of the intimidation she's feeling... Then she appeared in the library only to encounter Vanoss.

"Hiya, well, I like your books here...." He said with sarcasm and got his bazooka. "Time to blow it up SKY HIGH!!"

"NOOOOO!"

"Just kidding! I'm not that jerk."

"Jerk? JERK?! YOU'LL BE CALLED EVIL!!"

'Is it me or your AI is being a LOT cleverbot-ish?"

"???"

"Advanced AI programming... Wow I never knew they could do that?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Hey can I crash here for the day until I get back home?"

"Well uh, sure... Just don't blow up my library because if you do.... I'll do something I'll regret."

"Like what? Forget my birthday party? Confiscate my dollies? Give me the worst dress?" He said in a girly voice before chuckling. Twilight rolled his eyes. "Also, where am I?"

"Ponyville, Equestria."

A thought came to his mind, My Little Pony. He shrugged from that thought. But wait, couldn't he just blow this place up?

"Okay, is there a hospital here?"

"Yeah, It's right ove- wait, why are you asking?"

"I'm talking about disappearing from your eyes.."

Evan then turned off his Xbox. "Man, My Little Pony is a bit fun I guess, if it were in GTA V..." He said to himself. "Well I am still not a brony.*sigh* Looks like another video has to be ma-" he was then distracted by the clock pointing at these numbers.. '12:00 Pm'. "So early?! I better practice some hockey!"

As The camera zooms out from him driving to the hockey rink for practice, he would realize that the world that GTA V, isn't the only game for that place to be encountered.

Stoppin the Train!

As Evan returned from his hockey practice,he then texted his friends to see if his friends are done doing their errands, apparently, there's only one... and that guy's not pretty.... "Yo John, ya done?" He said via iphone.

"Yea, done changing water supplies." He said before a light chuckle. "Oh, hey have you noticed the trees we saw earlier in GTA?"

"No."

"They were cartoony like Spongebob! How didn't you know?"

"Distracted by your joke... Over used joke to be precise."

"Lol, yeah.. True.. So anyway, let's continue our journey to the black ass holey thingie world!!"

"Wait Delirious, let's make a skit to the locals?"

"What do you mean by 'locals'?"

"Locals, ya know... People who li-"

"No! I meant, 'the Locals'."

"Oh, they have top notch AI programming! They think for themselves. when I tried to blow up a girl's library, she got angry at me, and I can talk back at her! Oh, and yeah, I think the place is for you, John..."

"Wha- what? I don't get what you mean?"

"You like ponies don't you?"

"You mother fucker!"

"Heh, Just kidding, well let's just say everything is ponies..."

"Oh, the trees are ponies too?" Vanoss then mentally facepalmed.

"No... Anyway, the skit has to have the suspense category."

"Woah, so what's the skit all about?"

As They planned it out. Delirious agreed on the idea. "Dude that's definitely going to work so well..."

Evan woke up in the forest(no safe house, that's why). "Oh, your'e awake. I sent a letter to the Princes-" Twilight was interrupted by him giving him the halt sign in his hand.

"Not now, I'm trying to process something." He got his phone and called Delirious.

"Hey can you do the glitch again?" He whispered.

"I'm trying... Hey why not invite us there?"

"Us?"

"Oh yeah, they're not coming..."

"Yes I know, the whole crew texted that they're not done."

"Hhmmm."

"Okay, bye." Evan then dropped his phone and stood up and went outside to the Everfree.

"Hey where're you going?" Twilight shouted. "I'll be back for you books, right now I have a creature on the loose!!" She followed Vanoss into the Everfree.

"Time to invite."

Then H20Delirious appeared from nowhere.

"Okay, ready for the skit?" Vanoss said pulling out his RPG.

"You know I am!!!" He said pulling out his Chainsaw. Twilight arrived just in time to witness the skit.

"Hhahahaha, you'll never beat me Vanoss cus' I am the H2ODelirious!!"

"Oh no, He'll plunge the world in C4 and water!!!" He gasped. H2O spawned a jet pack and flew. Vanoss got an RPG and shot him.

"Nnoooooo!" Boom

"I salute my hardwork." He then saluted and turned around. "Hi Twilight!"

"So, thank you for saving Equestria.... Uhhh, but I gotta tell you something, I gotta-" then a chainsaw went through Vanoss's chest up to his head.

"Noooo!"

"HHAHAHA, Vanoss is dead..."

"Oh no, Vanoss... " She then looked at H2O with angry eyes. "You Mons-" She was interrupted by H2O.

"Shhhh, I'm going to fuck you in your sleep.." He gently whispered into Twilight's ear which made Twilight jolt backward and a blush with a pure red color.

Then Evan spawned behind Twilight then both of them laughed so hard.

"Oh, Sparkley, you should have seen your face!!!"

"Oh, Hey Vanoss wanna kill some ponies."

"You bet!!!"

"NO!! No killing anypony. You two are coming with me!" She then levitated them above the ground with a lavender aura.

"Woah, Magic! No one told me this is going to be like Saints Row!" H2O said.

"So, where are you taking us?" Vanoss asked the mare.

"I'm taking you to the train."

"Why not by air, you have wings, right, we'll ride you." Delirious said.

Then she imagined those two, riding on her back, flying. She hasn't mastered that much of flying yet. Remembering her wings, why is she angry all of a sudden, why is she crying? 'Si-sis.... I'm sorry, I-ig-igne'

"Well, why not by car or truck?" Twilight was at deaf ears. "Helo!!!" he said as Evan waved a hand in front of her face.

"Looks like we can have fun!" Delirious said, wielding a shotgun.

Twilight was still in a trance, not minding them at all...

"To spaaaace! BANANA BUS FLY!!!!"

"Dududud banana bus, Dudududu Banana bus!" The duo sang while riding a yellow green bus. And when they landed, they almost crushed Twilight, but Twilight is busy being in a trance.

'please... help me.... somebody.....' something was inside her, and it wants to get out.

"BEEP BEEP motha fuckas!! Move bitch, get outta the way!" H2O said.

"You know, you should stop yelling, there are like, a hundred ponies looking at us right now because of you yelling...."

What caught the Duo's eyes was a teal green pony, jumping around like craze and saying "I TOLD YOU, THEY'RE REAL!!"

"Well that's weird." Vanoss said pointing at Lyra. They both exited the vehicle and approached the pony. "Hi." imitating Spongebob's hi from 'I'm with stupid.'

"OMC, Can I have your autograph!"

"Sure!" As Vanoss signed Lyra's paper, she squealed with joy which made Vanoss smile.

Meanwhile in the center of the crowd, during Twilight's trance, she saw something and then pulled a hoof to reach it... It was warm... It was on fire... It was her siste-

"Twalaght waht ar those thangs, haw did thay get heyr and wah ar yu raisin' yer' hoof?!" Applejack exclaimed to Twilight.

Then finally, Twilight finally snapped back into MLP reality. "Oh! Hey, AppleJack, may you repeat what you said."

"Ay sayd waht ar those thangs, haw did thay get heyr?!"

"Those are humans, I accidentally made them go here and well, I made a hole in time... I know, it's dangerous but it's for science..."

"Derpy, I had the strangest feeling that a certain alicorn mare just said that she mad a hole in time and she only did it for science.... I need to investigate further that ho-"

"Chill Doctor, It was probably just the wind...."

"Maybe Derpy. Also I feel a prescence watching over us in the time stream."

As the two stared at the ceiling of the TARDIS, they knew that they're being watched by an unknown entity which they shall call now. 'Pink Prescence.'

"Hey Vanoss, why did I feel like a character from a show that I watched a few years ago; ponified and is with a derpy pegasus."

"Probably just the wind bro..." Vanoss answered. He looked around and spawned a helicopter. "Hey Twilight Ass-Star! I've spawned a helicopter so we can get to the Princess that you so call the great and the powerful, without using some shitty locomotive!"

"Okay, I'm here, what does this heli- blabberdashery something do?" Twilight brought AppleJack and Rainbow Dash. "Hey, where're the others? AppleJack, I told you to gather them all!"

"Wahl, won, Pinkie's missin, tow, Rarity left a note on the door to Carousel Boutique taht sahs taht she's going to Manehattan for a fashion show, and thray, Fluttershy's busy taking care of a shark."

"Oh, wait a SHARK!?" Twilight exclaimed.

Then Rainbow Dash butted in the conversation "Yes a shark, I saw her when I was flying over the beach, and guess what I saw.. A big, great white sha-" Rainbow Dash talking and opening of mouth was disturbed by Vanoss.

"Let's just start this helicopter ride!" Vanoss exclaimed "Calling all ponies, this thing can hold up to 6 passengers." Vanoss said. Twilight, Rainbow Dash, AppleJack and somehow Lyra Heartstrings are now the passengers. "Oh and where we're going, we don't need rails..." Then they both flew off the ground, to their destination, Canterlot.

Okay, so my 2nd chapter is close to being finished, I think.....

"Hi Marion!"

Wait, Pinkie!?

"That's right, Your'e Coming with me." She then tied me up.

Why?

"I need an exotic pet!"

NO!!! Wait Why?!

"Because Gummy needs a friend"

NOOOOO!

"Yes... Oooh look a Blue thingie is in my Time Stream!"

Don't bring me there!!!

"Oh yes I Will!"

No!!!!

Meanwhile, the pink entity showed up in the Tardis holding a tied up human. "Hi!"

"Pinkie Pie?!" Derpy said "Doctor, why's Pinkie here?" She seems to be worried about her than me.

"Derpy, hi how're the mail?"

"Fine, but how are you here?"

"Derpy, this mare isn't a pony at all!" Doctor got his entitydex "Let's see..... UNKNOWN."

"And Look At my Pet human!"

"Help Me!!!"

"Stand back 12 year old boy, I got this.... Wait, are you even attacking us?"

"Well, no." Pinkie said. "Not unless you attack us."

"Well, we're not time and space pirates so no.. You guys want to come in our adventure?"

"Sure!"

"HELP MEE!!" As I pleaded for help in the Tardis. Derpy came to me and untied me. I wanted to escape like hell so I tried opening the door. Derpy then said that if I jump out of the Tardis now I'll disintegrate and I'll be removed from existance.....

Pinkie then said something. "Wait, If Marion or TheEightBitPlayer is here, then who's continuing the fanfi-"

I'm now writing this in a piece of Paper and copying this onto fimfiction....

"-ction... Oh good,, Marion's still writing... on a piece of paper."

"Wait I'm running out of space on this pape-"

How does the Second Chapter Title Compare to It's story?

During the air ride, Lyra was busy writing something on a checklist about her life goals which said.
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~

[/] Meet a human.

[ ] Marry a human

[ ] F*** a Human

[ ] Turn into a human

[ ] Die with a human

[ ] Try to make Bon-Bon not jealous.

[ ] Try to invite Vinyl for epic Background music if we ever try to battle someone.

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"Here we are in wherever..." Vanoss said. "The fuck we are?". He then landed his helicopter on a nice space.

"Okay everybody, let's go to the princesseseses!!!" H20 delirious.

As they went to the castle, Twilight, the alicorn; was the only one who was allowed to enter. The rest were blocked off by two guards.

"Hey, what gives?"

"Halt, state your name, occupation and species."

"Evan, stage name Vanoss, and I work by making videos and playing hockey... By looking at your film shit, It's like movies."

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" The guard said.

"Hey you asked me a question first... ehem, My specie is a human. So as my friend John, stage name, H20Delirious. He has the same occupation as I do.." Vanoss quickly cried out. "And this is getting boring.. Twilight, Y U NO CALL US!?!"

"Oops sorry." she said, remembering the thing she saw in the trance. "Guards, I grant them permission to enter the castle."

"Yes, Princess."

Then Vanoss and H2O looked at each other in confusion then back at her. "Princess?!" They exclaimed in unison.

"My Little Vanoss, My Little Vanoss. AAAAAAAAAA.

My Little Vanoss, when will Lui be here?

My Little Vanoss, som-"

"PINKIE!" I cried "Stop, even though I write this doesn't mean I can stop you. I gave you this kind of powers and I can take it away. Erm, ofcourse, in this fanfic only."

"Oh, sorry. So what was that about?"

"What was what about?"

"Your title in the second chapter."

"Well Pinkie," I then scanned my papers. "They were supposed to ride on the train but Vanoss said that it was a good idea to make them go by air vehicle, also called Opressor... I know more about Saints Row 3 than GTA V."

"Why make a fanfic out of it?"

"I thought it would be pretty epic if I made this."

Then the Doctor walked up to me and said "So you live in Earth, right?" I nodded. "Well, in what place on Earth?"

"Philippines.."

"Where in Philippines?"

Patawaran mo ako, pero bawal po may malaman kung saan ako sapagkat anong mangyayari ang pagnanakaw sa bahay ko.

I do apologize, but you are not allowed to know where I live because the events of what might happen will probably be someone robbing my house.

"Hmmm, Okay, should we set the coordinates for the next destination?"

"Later, I wanna have fun in Ponyville, Meet Rainbow D!"

Derpy then spoke up "Well, why not a lesser famed pony?"

"Well, Derpy is my favorite pony. Pinkie and Dash are my other favorites but you Derpy are my favorite." I then fixed my glasses. "Well, I think I'm going to make a 5s/4 fanfic about Derpy."

"Awww shucks." Derpy said blushing.

So, the six ponies and 2 humans followed Twilight. "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT TELL US THAT YOU WERE A PRINCESS?" Vanoss yelled.

"Because YOU DIDN'T ASK!"

"Well, we aren't very good in history! We don't have Monarchy, we have a-" Vanoss was cut by the majestic scenery in his eyes.

A beautiful light which shone upon the two humans. "Wow." The humans said, "I got a phone call from MiniLadd!" Vanoss said.

"Hey Vanoss, what I miss?"

"Well you missed us playing GTA V and NOGLA was actually dressed up as you."

"Woah."

"And we've found a secret dimension in GTA V!"

"Double Woah!"

"With Ponies in them!"

"Triple Woah!"

"And their sending me to their Princess!"

"Quad Woah!"

"And!! I've got nothing..."

"INVITEME!!!"

"KK!"

Then MiniLadd, a guy who's skin is America and hair is yellow and a suit and tie; appeared out of nowhere. "Wow, fascinating view.."

"You're indoors..."

"I know!"

"What the? How do you that sir, Vanoss?" The tall white alicorn asked the human.

"Names Evan, you can call me Vanoss."

"Well, since your'e not asking, my name's Johnathan."

"Hi I'm Miniladd."

Someone Trigger the Retard alert sound.

"Evan, how did you do that, you have no magic, last time I checked with Discord that he went to your world and observed the people there. With an invisibility spell, ofcourse.."

"Hmmmmm, We're the chosen ones!" H20 said.

"You stupid.... Yeah! We're the chosen ones!"

"Wait We're the chosen ones?" Miniladd said.

Man, Am I gonna keep pressing this sound again or what?

"We're actually a group of"- Evan then proceeded to count using his fingers. -"So there's Miniladd, me, H20.... Lui, Nogla, Marcell, Moo,WildCat and Uuuuh, Actually, a lot of people."

"Hmm, I see, so you and all of them are knights of your world?" Celestia asked.

Evan then imagined something...... Drug Dealer, Killer, Robber, Mass Murderer, and Heist manager. "Yep pretty much!?"

Why is there a question mark?

Retard Alert.

"Okay, what now?" Miniladd said.

"If you mean no harm to this place, I suppose you could stay he-"

"WOOOHOOO, ALL RIGHT, time to set spawn, but where???."

"Dude, I could always invite you to the hospital."

"Sure!" H20 then brought up a gun and pointed at his head and shot himself.

"Me too, goodnight!" Then brought out a knife and stabbed himself.

"Welp, this leaves me only with one thing left to do......" He then went outside "Die. With. Style...." placed C4 behind him and made it explode. "Superman!!!" He said as his body disintegrated.

"Tia! What is all this racket!?" Princess Luna came out of nowhere in her pajamas and teddy bear in her hoof while she's wearing a sleep mask. She then opened up her sleep mask. "Oh, I'm sorry for interrupting." Her face was flushed with red, then teleported back to her bedroom.

Celestia was there with her jaw hitting the ground."

"I think we should head home." Said Twilight to the group which is definitely no the Mane 6.

To be Continued.

"Who are you talking to?" I said to Pinkie.

"None of your Celestial Business!"

"Oh, was that a Brittish accent I hear?"

"No, It's just Pinkie Pie being Random...." Derpy said.

"No, I made her say that... This is my fan fic, which includes me, that means I control myself..... Wait a minute, that sounds really ironic..."

"JUST FOLLOW US AND FAVORITE THIS GODDAMN FAN FICTION!!"

"Pinkie, stop-" then the paper ran out.

Author's Notes:

Oh My Gosh, my yt acc got 31 subscrahbrs1! yhupe!!

Don't worry, the 'English' is not dead.

"NOGLA did it!"

"Okay, so..... hey Delirious, ya' done having lunch?"

"Yeah, I am done eating chicken." He then gave a chuckle. "Gmod hide n' seek..."

MiniLadd rolled just rolled his eyes at the phrase.

"You too MiniLadd?"

"Yeah! Unlike your pizza bullshit, Evan! But anyways, let's go!"

*Start*

Then three figures spawned near a hospital (Ponyville Local Hospital). "We are back, bitches! Yeah!!!" Delirious said, doing the 'jerking off' taunt in the process.

"Okay, so what now??" Evan said then thought and then, he gave a mischievous grin. "I got an idea....."

Few Minutes Later

The Library of Twilight was now in ruins; books were scattered, Owlowiscious was going crazy in his cage, trying to alarm Twilight, scorch marks everywhere from the rocket launcher and Delirious clones (Just kidding... No clones...) everywhere!. "Okay, time to salute our hardwork!" Evan said.

"Wait, why did we do this?" John said.

"Yeah, I thought we were corpse launching today?"

"Hmmm, maybe your right maybe your wrong.... Hey, NOGLA's on! Let's invite him!"

"Hey Guys!!" A man with a green t-shirt, blue jeans and an adult diaper (Atleast, that's what they call it). "So, this is the dimension.... This dimension is a mess, I'll clean it up." He then threw a grenade as the three ducked and cover. Papers flew and windows breaking. Few books were destroyed.

"Was it an incendiary grenade you threw?!"

"Yeah, why?"

Vanoss then punched NOGLA (somehow, nogla died) "OOOOOWw, Why'd ya do that for?"

Then Twilight came in. "Hey, we're back from th-....." Then Twilight transformed White fur, Red Eyes, and a flaming mane.

"Uhhhh.. Uhhh!" They then exchanged faces.

"NOGLA did it!" They all exclaimed.

"Yeah, It was NOGLA.... wait... What?" Then Twilight rammed him and tore him apart. Guts and limbs were flying through the room.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"

"Hey, I thought this place was Rated PG-13? Wait a minute... MLP... Rated G! Why would they show this! If it was possible... CUE TO COMMERCIAL CUE TO COMMERCIAL!!!!" Evan said.

Will NOGLA still be alive, Will Twilight be able to forgive the crew, Will Lui join the story? Stay tuned to find out!

Dragon Ball- Nope... A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria

"And so, Delirious will jerk off in everybody's faces in later chapters." I said.

"Oh, interesting..." Pinkie said with amusement.

"What are you two goin about?! I forgot what to do the last two chapters!"

"Hey, Doctor, you finally broke the 4th wall!"

"What? Oh, I think you've mistaken, Ditzy gave me an idea that why not organize days like 3 days, 2 days, 4 days. there are 7 days for one week... Why not 4 days? 2 days is equivalent to one chapter. So, apparently it has been 4 days"

"Hey don't make Derpy take credit for my work, I thought of that!"

"Don't care, I still don't believe this is your imagination."

"Ummm, Doctor I think he's right." Derpy said to make him to trust the lil' boy (Im 12 you writer! Wait, I just yelled at myself..)

"How should we know if it's true?" The Doctor said doubtfully

"I can force you to say 'I love pears'."

"That's impossible."

"Try me." They then exchanged.

"I love pears.... Okay Derpy, where's the soap!"

"Yeah, you've been a Doubtful Thomas! I think I shall call you Tom!" I grinned. I then looked at my watch "Man, I wanna watch Big Bang Theory tonight.... I think I should add a T.V. to the T.A.R.D.I.S.."

Then a T.V. materialized in front of him. "Okay, Now an electric outlet, and free cable!"

"Uhhh, Dude, stop using your free will." Pinkie said curiously.

"Now I shall make Pinkie SMART!"

"Hah, me a smart equine? That may not happen to my intellect."

"Yeah, you said it, smart mouth."

"I'm not smart!"

"Yes you are. If you aren't smart, what is the Pythagorean Theorem of A= 20 and B= 50. Find the Hypotenus.

"Well, the solution is 2000+2500=C squared. And If you're looking for the semi answer, it's 4500=C squared..... The Answers= 60." (I apologize if I'm not correct.)

"I think that's the answer?"

A new addition has been added to the ruins: a few scattered guts and some blood stains.

Twilight(rage mode) Stood there and it looks like she's not turning back to her old self. "Look at the little Ponyta!" Delirious said with awe, ignoring the blood stains.

Ba Dum Tsss

"Hahahaha! Pokemon Jokes!!!!!"- Evan gave out a laugh- "- Are so overrated, get a life man..." -sarcastically and brought up a rocket launcher and blew him up. The impact vaporized MiniLadd and Owlowiscious' cage. The Bird went to Twilight(rage which will be now named Ignea Magnus.) and woke her up.

Then she Twilight snapped into reality "Huh, what. The Library! Who did this!" seemingly less angrier.

Since they don't want to suffer the same fate as NOGLA, they decided to tell the lie truth. "You did this." He pointed at NOGLA'S body part's. "You just tore him from limb from limb. No jokes brah!"

"Yeah, Evan said that you're not keeping this PG nor G." MiniLadd spawned behind her which made Twilight jump.

"Speaking of Rated G; for gasoline. Why is your mane and tail on fire Sparkle Ass?"

"Sparkle Ass? My names, Ignea Magnus... Right? Wait where's Spike?" She then looked at a note saying 'Hi, Twilight. I'm with Scootaloo, definitely not behind the bush, taking pictures of Rarity. Evan gave me a camera thingie which looks like a corn on a cob and it can be used as a phone. See ya later!

"Wait, who's Twilight?"

"You are." They all said.

"Hey, can NOGLA come here?"

"Yeah, sure." Ignea said. Evan then brought up a cellphone, then NOGLA appeared.

"Aah! It's the pony that killed me!"

"Don't worry, she's ordinary now."

"Oh, okay. So, wanna Gmod?"

"Sure! See ya later, I'll be back! With weapons!" John said, imitating Arnold Scwarzenegger's accent in the Terminator.

Then everybody left

Wooow.... Again?

"AAAaaaaaaaaaah" Evan sighed in relief that no more suspense of killing everypony there. "Finally, no more ponies and we're free to kill each other and anything around us!" Evan said with happiness "Hey Delirious, you changed your player model from Yoshi to Jason! Heh, big nose... Hey, I think I should change mine to a guy with shades." He then killed himself and changed to a guy with red shirt and black shades.

"Well, Zoidberg's getting too much fan requests so I'm changing it." Nogla said, transforming into an ordinary citizen with the color green shirt.

"Dude, nice!" H20 said "Wanna *Cough* Thrust her scientist?"

"Uuhhh, what?"

"Thruster scientist, sorry, lip slip there."

"On a minute there I thought, 'Who'll be fucking a scientist?' Okay, who's driving? Eeenie, Meenie, Mo." Evan said "I choose you, Miniladd!"

"Oh no..."MiniLadd violently shook his head. "I'm gonna change my skin so Mario doesn't get offended, thinking I like him getting hurt." He then killed himself and transformed into a Counter Terrorist from Ccounter Strike.

"Okay Mini, whatever you say." NOGLA Said.

Evan then spawned a motorcycle and attached a seat to the motorcycle using the weld tool.

"Okay, Mini, sit here like a good boy, one day I'll give you a treat!" Evan said about to sit down to drive the motorcycle.

"Oh yeah, what is it?" He answered.

"Thrusters!!!!" Then Evan activated the thrusters to the sunsets.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Hey I can see you guys from here!" Miniladd said then the motorcycle blew up.... Then a Black Hole spawned and they all got sucked in to a black hole.

Then Lui spawned, not BMO, it's a CoD soldier. "Hi guys, like my new playermode- HOLY SHIT!" Then Lui got sucked in.

They then awake in Equestria, in the library right after it was cleaned.

"Oh c'mon, Ii just took a break from this place! This is all your fault Mini!" Evan said

"What!? How Is it MY fault! You forced me to ride it!!"

"Ehem.." The Ponyta said..

"It's you again hot head." Evan said with an unamused tone.

"Umm, Do I know you or do I know what you are?" Ignea said

"I'm Vanoss, or Evan, in another form."

"I think this is his final form" Johnathan said.

They then laughed. "Wait, is this a secret in gm_bigcity?" Lui said.

"No, we found this in GTA V and now this is here and why do you look like a COD soldier?"

"Well, I thought we were doing a video about 'Manly Lui'."

"Huh, that actually sounds funny!" Evan says "Anyway, we have new powers hothead."

"Stop calling me Hothead! My name's Igne-" then Lui used the Fire Eextinguisher on her.

Then NOGLA hid behind Evan and Johnathan "NO NO NO!!! I DON'T WANT THE GUTS COMING OUT OF ME!!!!" He shouted in fear.

The Twilight Sparkle we know and love is back "Uuuuh, what happened? Oh My Goodness!" She then grabbed a broom with magic and used it as a sword "Who are you?!"

"We just told you!" Evan said "We're the alternate forms of the humans you just saw. I'm Evan, that's John, there's Nogla; the one you killed and made a mess to the library, that's Miniladd and there's Lui."

"Huh, I know you, John, and Mini but where did those two come from?"

"Their moms." Evan said with an emotionless tone "Just kidding, they're our friends."

"Oh, okay but why does that one look too ordinary and bland?" pointing at NOGLA's avatar which was still Steve.

"Wait hold on a sec." He then went outside and an explosion was heard and he came back a new man.... Literally, he looks like Altair now. "I'm now a new NOGLA!"

~ Double joined the game.

Another Citizen avatar materialized from nowhere.

"Oh shit, Ryan's here.." Evan said "Hi Ryan."

"What the fuck are we doing in My little pony world?"

"We're here because I don't know." Evan said.

Wait, why's there no question mark?

"Dude, let's pick another map..." Ryan said with no amusement.

"Oh c'mon, we're not bronies in any other way, just cooperate with us..."

"Fine... But on one condition."

"What?"

"I'll only play if I could gain the power to use an admin wep."

"That's all?! Okay, sure."

"Yess. Ok now let's go outside!" double said.

~ ~ ~

"Okay, so... These are just NPC's right?" Double said.

"Nope, they're sentient. The purple one stopped me and the others from killing the ponies. Then when Nogla burned the library, the purple one 'flame on' and ripped Nogla to shreds." Evan said while spawning an arena ontop of Ponyville so no one will get hurt.

"Yeah, that's why I freaked out when Lui sprayed her with Fire Extinguisher." Nogla said "By the way, who installed the Fire Extinguisher mod?"

"Well, why not?" Evan said "Who knows, someone might get on fire.. By the way, you're on my gasoline place."

"Oh so that's what smells!" Then Evan threw a match "AAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA I'm on fahr!!!!!

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile in the T.A.R.D.I.S.

"Hey Doctor, I have a question." I said

"Okay, what?" He said.

"Why do you hate pears so much?" I said, then Derpy looked at me with a look that says 'Oh you shouldn't have said that because it's a boring story...' kind of look.

"Well-"

~ ~ ~
1 week later.

"-and that's why I hate pears!!" He said.

"Wow, I really hate sleep, don't I?" I said "I haven't yawned for 8 days because If I do stop, you're eternally looping... In my mind and no one can no about it..."

"Wait what?" He said in confusion.

"Well, I think I should go back to wri- Wait, Where's Pinkie Pie?" then she appeared behind me which startled me and hit my head on one of the railings and passed out.

Sparkle Split

Author's Notes:

Longer version!

As the crew were busy doing shit in the 100x500 platform they made, they were pretty much getting bored. Just posing ragdolls and frying some Nogla- I mean eggs. From their sheer boredom, Evan, looking at the sky, then finally spoke up "Okay, so now what?" he said as he glances at the burnt and run over corpse of Daithi de Nogla. Evan then looked down at Ponyville from the platform, it was a breathtaking sight, but for Evan he thought of doing something really devious and funny. Evan then looked at the team. "I have the greatest plan ever." He grabbed his physgun and pointed it at the platform they were standing on. "Guys, prepare your noclipping skillz,"

An unfreezing sound was heard as Evan pressed 'R'. "Everypony, prepare your anuseses!" He said with amusement.

The platform was now falling down to Ponyville at a really fast pace. Everypony was panicking while Twilight was still in the library, thinking about what Vanoss said. She couldn't remember the thing... I-i-gne-a? Who was that pony... Hothead, why did he call me that? Who's calling me these.... That trance they made. Inner fears, inner anger... It..It's within... What's within me? Twilight Sparkle asked to herself what did those trances mean, caused by the 'horsing around' of John and Evan?

It was about 20 meters away from the ground until Mini used a code to pause everything which was 'phys_timescale 0'. Everything stopped moving except for the crew. Mini then deleted the platform. "Whew, so what now?"

"It worked!" Evan exclaimed, looking at the things in front of him, which were frozen in time, then Evan got another devious idea and smirked. "Hey guys, I got an idea.... Again." Evan then tried to put a wall on each pony who were running in the direction they're going.

"Ready, Mini? We start on three." Evan said.

"Ooh, this is gonna be so epic." Delirious said.

"1."

"Okay, my heart's poun-"

"3!"

'phys_timescale 1'

All of the ponies had a hard impact on the brick walls they've spawned. The whole crew was dying of laughter now that they've made pain to them... That was extremely sadistic of them.

Meanwhile, there was one pony who was doing a teleportation spell while running to save himself but because of the crew's plan of even more suffering, that pony then hit the wall; his horn specifically making the magic flow change the whole entire spell. From that, the spell chosen couldn't be retained anymore in his horn, thus a bolt of energy was launched, reflecting on one window, and reflected to the library which bounced everywhere in the place, hitting Twilight.

"Aaaaagh!!" A scream was heard in the library.

"Aw hell naw!" Evan said "She's gonna tear us apart, 'she said' joke unintended!"

"Let's get out of here!" NOGLA shouted with fear.

"Aw c'mon guys, it's actually quite cute--" all the ponies who were a victim of the prank were behind Ryan, with a face of rage. "-- here, besides, ponies are stupi-" Everyone combined their powers and destroyed Ryan, making him explode. Blood poured everywhere.

Voices saying "That's what you get for scaring our children." and "My granddad died of a heart attack because of you!" And many more voices are heard.

"Oh c'mon, why me!? It was E-"

Evan has left the game.

"Fuck this, I'm out of here!" He said angrily.

Ryan has left the game.

Nogla has left the game.

Johnathan has left the game.

Craig has left the game.

What made Evan confused is that when he saw the console, it showed their real names. Evan ignored this for he thought it was his mind playing tricks on him.

"Shit, been on the computer too long, gotta get some sleep."

It was noon.

"Fucking illogical!"

"Nggg.." Twilight said, lifting herself up from the wooden floor. "Wha- what happened.." She said, shaking her head. She then looked at her library and saw the emanating light and the smell of fire in front of her..... Ignea Magnus was fast asleep on the floor. "S-s-sis?"

Twilight saw the pony, Twilight saw herself, Twilight saw the monster in front of her, her inner rage, her inner fear, her sister.

To Be Continued.

"Aww, over already?" Pinkie said with a pout.

"Yes, Pinkie.... It is, I have to do something else other than fan fics like videos. I'm going to get a gamecube soon but don't you worry, I'll soon make awesome gaming videos and my new name is 'TheEightBitPlayer'. Marion Loggin off, peace!"

"Bye everypony!"

"Ummm, Derpy, who are they talking to?" Derpy saw us, talking to a wall.

"Don't worry, I'll get the frying pan."

Many years ago, before the dawn of Discord, there was a family of Dimension Hoppers. The legacy was carried on today by a unicorn stallion named Blue Rift. It is unknown how they travel through time, but it is known that they are always hidden..... That is, until he ran to a brick wall.

"*OOof!" he said as he hit the wall. "Damnit!! Celestia, that hurt." patting his horn gently. He then looked at the group of humans. "Ofcourse... those guys. Oh well, I'm not that scared any-" he then heard a feminine scream.

"I guess that was mine.... Well, she won't see me then." He said as he faded away.

"Bon-bon, did you see that? Not only humans, but a Dimension Hopper is here!"

"One of your researches? But seriously, how many myths are you going to solve this time?"

"Well, I'm still trying to find a thing the humans call a 'WI-FI'."

"What's that?"

"Well according to E-" Lyra was cut off as blood poured on her face "Eeeeeewww!" Then she fainted.

Then Bon-bon's mouth was open the whole time, making her vomit.

(Coming Up Next)

"Shit... I feel like shit...." Evan said, waking up to a familiar place. "The hell, it's that forest place."

He tried to stand up but fail trying to do so on 2 legs. He notices his hands were replaced with hooves, inspecting his whole body was that of an equine.

"Holy shit. I'm a pon- Wait... let's not jump to conclusions." He put a hoof to his chin "This might be a dream... I don't want to become a pony anyway..." He tried walking but fell down in the process. "Yup, definitely not a dream." Evan sighed at the thought of him being a pony. He shrugged at the thought as he brushed himself off and put a hoof to his chin, thinking. Evan tried to remember the trail to Ponyville. He needed Twilight's help because he can't do this alone.. Probably he needed to apologize for all the lies and bad deeds he has made from his power. Now, he's just a mortal.

History's Flame and the "I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS, EVAN!!!"

"So, guys. I just got this map so Nogla, be nice..." Vanoss said, taunting Nogla that he'd join again.

"I'm not joining, Evan. That.... THAT fucking game fucking hates me..."

"Dude, I think you're the one hating it. Look, you're hurting its feelings! That's why it hates you!" Craig said with such enthusiasm.

"If I don't get a fucking weapon, I'm fucking done..."

"Be patient Nogla, the map's loading. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna get a ray-gun." Craig said. "Or not...."

They then spawned into an old abandoned house.

"Oh my fucking GOD! EVAN!!! I HATE THIS FUCKING MAP!!!!!"

"Chillax, Nogla. Chillax..." Evan said, trying to calm Nogla.

"C'mon, I don't wanna do THAT again." Nogla said with pure unamusement as he killed a zombie with a pistol. "Besides, I'm gonna get a good weapon this time." He then walked up to the nearest mystery box and paid points. Then, when the item stopped randomizing, they then spawned in Equestria at night time.

Then, Nogla happened...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nogla has left the game.

"Man, his temper is so high!" Craig said. "It's probably over 9000!"

"It's too late for Nogla to come back. And now.... What are we supposed to kill? It's Nazi zombies, right? So we have to find an adventure here."

"Yeah! But where?" Craig then though of an idea. "I know! Stray bullet..." Craig then shot random bullets everywhere. "Now let's see what's the effect?"

Then, the ground shook violently. There was something big approaching them. It was an Ursa Minor.

"Hooooly Shiiiit." Evan said. "Quickly! Throw grenades at it."

Craig followed Vanoss' command. The rest of Ponyville woke up from the amounts of explosion.

Earlier that day...

"Y-y-your Ignea. You're my sister?" Twilight said in pure confusion, looking at the mare on fire. "This doesn't make sense. What are you and why are you here?"

"I'm Ignea, and it is true. I am your sister."

Twilight looked at her with a look of shock in her face. She didn't know anything about a secret family member. "Let me tell you. We were separated from birth because of a magical mishap and was sent to the human world. Later there, I was killed by the humans. Our parents got the news of my death and to stay alive, they sealed me inside of you. Now that I have awakened from the memories. The memories of the humans you have interacted with. I think you shouldn't trust these humans." Ignea then turned away from Twilight. "Farewell, my sister. We will come to know each other in the meantime. Right now, I have to adapt to my surroundings." She then walked out of the library with Twilight in a trance. Not the previous trances but a trance that allows her to think faster. Was the removal of Ignea from her body made her smarter? Faster? Stronger? She needed to find out. She needed to-

"Yawn! I need some sleep...." Twilight said as she walked up to her room. "Huh, wonder where's Spike?"

*BOOOOOOOOOM**CRASH* *ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*

"Shit! It's gonna get us! We haven't even made to round 5!" A voice was heard from the noise.

"It's coming closer! Aaaaaah!!!!!" An Irish accent exclaimed.

Twilight quickly came out of her slumber and outside the library, only to see an Ursa Minor rampaging through Ponyville and two humans.

"Shit! This things invincible!!!" Evan threw a flashbang to its eyes just to stall it. "There... Now we have to run!" Just as Evan turned around, he saw a Twilight Sparkle with her jaw reaching the ground.

"Oh, hey Sparkle Ass... Would you mind helping us?" Twilight just growled as her horn lit up.

The Ursa Minor's blindness wore off and saw Twilight doing her magic. The Ursa Minor was being hypnotized thus making him sleep. Twilight then carried the bear back to the cave.

"Now... Who did tha-"

Evan left the game.

Craig left the game.

"Jesus... Enough gaming today Miniladd... Enough gaming... Now let's play some Gta V next gen tomorrow!" Evan excitedly announced.

"Yeah, I heard that the FPS there is awesome!" Craig said "I wonder what the 'Jack Off' Animation would be like? Anyways, see ya later!" Craig then said before turning off.

Ignea went back to Twilight's library. "So, it's those buffoons again?" Ignea questioned.

Twilight nodded in reply. "What were they doing?! Were they out of their minds?!"

Ignea just looked at Twilight and said "They don't know what'll happen to them next. They think that they're still immortal but not for long..."

Twilight had a blank expression on her face, not knowing what she meant.

"Also, one more thing. This form isn't real. I'm not a flaming pony, I'm your twin sister. Call me if you ever need me, okay Twilight?"

"Yeah, I guess so..."

"Thank you. Until we meet again..... sis." Then Ignea bolted out of the library.

"Huh.... She called me sis." Twilight just grinned but then, she then noticed a piece of paper on the floor. "The People who killed me: Vanoss, MiniLadd, Delirious, Nogla, Double, MooSnuckel, BasicallyIDoWork, Bodil and Wildcat...." "Thi-this is Ignea's plan! She's planning on revenge!!!"

The Flame is Burnt Out

Inside a cave within the Everfree forest, there lies a pony named Ignea Magnus. She is described to have fire for her mane and tail which symbolizes her anger, she has a white coat which symbolizes her merciless attitude towards the human and ruby eyes, the color she will see when she's done killing them. She is currently busy working on a working magical mirror portal to have revenge on those who killed her... This is her story.

Many months ago.

Evan was busy playing GTA V with his pals. They were making more mischief by getting every Panto in the city and put it together and blow it all in one single grenade. The explosion was so extreme that a dimesional rift was made. Meanwhile in Equestria, this rip happened above Canterlot. Everybody hung on to their life but only one living pony was lost who was Ignea. She wasn't in GTA V only. She was just a little filly always secretly following them. It was Gmod where she died. They were fighting over a Mercedes Benz, spawning tornadoes, gigantic 'Super Mario'. Of course, the little filly could not have survived that. She always thought these were what the humans would do if they had these god-like powers. And there she is now, trying to separate them from their dimension so they could not destroy anything... And also, how was Ignea transferred to Twilight? Princess Celestia had 3 magic mirrors to pass through. Terra Equis (Equestria Girls), Neozoic (Earth), Never (The Gaming Dimension.). The Princess used 'Never' mirror and found her body, mangled and twisted. Mortified, Princess Celestia gave her another chance. She sealed her inside Twilight, sharing their intelligence and she will be free until the time was right... which was now.

She readied her mirror of 'Neozoic' and went through it.

She landed in the place she designed it to be, Canada. She also became human(naked) and she was in deep snow but since she had fire, she was completely unaffected. She brought another mirror with her too to bring her back into Equestria and leave them for dead. Starting with Vanoss...

Evan was sleeping on the ground. He quickly opened his eyes to see things but he was quickly blinded by the sun. It was 6:30am...

"Shit... I feel like shit...." Evan said, waking up to a familiar place. "The hell, it's that forest place."
He tried to stand up but fail trying to do so on 2 legs. He notices his hands were replaced with hooves, inspecting his whole body was that of an equine.
"Holy shit. I'm a pon- Wait... let's not jump to conclusions." He put a hoof to his chin "This might be a dream... I don't want to become a pony anyway..." He tried walking but fell down in the process. "Yup, definitely not a dream." Evan sighed at the thought of him being a pony. He shrugged at the thought as he brushed himself off and put a hoof to his chin, thinking. Evan tried to remember the trail to Ponyville. He needed Twilight's help because he can't do this alone.. Probably he needed to apologize for all the lies and bad deeds he has made from his power. Now, he's just a mortal.

*KNOCK* KNOCK*

"Huh, I wonder who's there?" Twilight said in question. "Spike, organize the shelf!" she said as she opened the door, only to find a stallion who knelt before her. "I am sorry!!!"

"Who are you, exactly?"

"I'm Evan... Something bad has happened..."

"Why would I trust you? You spawned a FUCKING Brick wall into everypony's faces!!!"

"*gasp*Sparkle As- I mean 'Twilight'! You swore!"

"I only learned from you!"

"*sigh* I did that because I thought I had power over you guys. Well actually, I did but, I don't..."

Evan stared at Twilight, expecting an apology.

"Are you still mad?"

"No... I know power makes you blind but remember this. With great-"

"Power, responsible blah blah. I'm glad we're okay again. But first, who did this?"

Twilight said without hesitation. "Ignea..."

"Twilight I organized the shelf!" Spike said with an impatient voice, waiting for a reply.

"Coming Spike! You better come with me if you want to stay longer. SHE has plans for you, so you better follow me."

'Next up... Delirious', thought Ignea as she set up another place on her magic mirror.

"Hey!" someone said.

'Crap! Someone found me... ' she said in her mind. ' I need to run.' She then extinguished her mane/hair which became lavender. She needed to look natural even if it was really cold.

"Lady, you need to get some clothes... It's cold here and people will might do things to you!" He shouted "And why do you have that mirror with you."

"It's none of your business!"

"Jeez, just calm down and I'll call the police why you're naked."

Ignea hissed at the guy.

"Look, if you don't want help. At least get some clothes. I just care about others safety. Sheesh, people these days.." He then walked away until he felt a grip on his arm.

"Fine... I just need a place to stay..."

"Uh.. Okay.... I have another room in the house."

"Thank you... I'll leave at dawn."

"And also... why do you have that mirror with you..."

"It's private..."

"Okay. and oh yeah! My name's John Kristoff. What's yours?"

"I'll tell you when we're at your house."

I guess 'revenge' will have to wait for a while...

Where's Vanoss at?

Ignea Magnus remains in John Kristoff's abode, nearly 9:30PM.

"Lady, what were you doing in the snow with no clothes and still remain warm!?" John exclaimed as he covered Ignea Magnus with a blanket to cover her from the nude.

"I'll show you..." Ignea then ignited, her mane bursting into flames, making John flinch and bolt back exclaiming "JESUS CHRIST!!!"

"There... And I know you humans would like to have these kinds of powers for your purposes."

"What? What do you mean?"

"Huh, you don't like these powers?"

"Well, yeah but not for me. I'm already content with what I have. I can be a hero without super powers! So... What do you mean by own purposes?"

"You're not one of them..."

John felt something come up, he quickly sat down on the chair and politely asked Ignea to sit too. "What's your name?"

"My name is...."

"Come on... couldn't be worse than any other people I've met!"

"Well..." Ignea blushed.

"What? Why're you blushing?"

"I-I-i-i'm.... this is embarassing..."

"Just say your name..."

"Ignea Magnus..."

"Shit... Vanoss' offline..." John said. "Should we play without him?"

"C'mon, you know we shouldn't, GTA V Next Gen is out. Let's ask the others to not get GTA V next gen." Craig said, knowing that the games they play wouldn't be the same without Evan.

"You're right..." John said, lifting up a cellphone to his ear. "Hello, Lui... Yeah, tell the others to not get GTA V next gen... Vanoss' not here."

"Wow, Marion... When did your story get some feels?"

"Pinkie.... It's because... There's something that I wanted to tell you..."

"Wha-what would that be?"

"I'd like to go home... I want to continue your life."

"What the hell are you talking about 'continuing lives'? I still have three more!" The Doctor said. "There's also that time I used to have thirteen and I had no idea why I chose to be really old..."

"Hey Doctor, spoiler alert. The new season of Doctor who, you become old..."

"What were they thinking!!! Whatever to happened to bowties and sillyness! It'll be like the grumpy ol' me again."

"I think so... I haven't watched it yet..."

"Well, you wanna go home... Well, Allonsy!" he said as he pulled the lever.

"G'bye Derpy. Bye... Pinks!" as Marion finally went free and got the polluted air of EDSA which smells like shit the fresh air which reminded him of home...

Home...

Home...

"I gotta get back home! My friends need me!" Evan exclaimed. "Can't you find the spell faster?! CTRL+F!"

"I'm trying!!" Twilight said as she was flipping pages as fast as the wingspan of Rainbow Dash..... Then the book caught on fire.

"Ah! Jesus Christ! Put it out!!"

Then Twilight quickly shook the book but instead, the fire spread even more until it was nothing but ash. "Oops... Sorry."

"Nah... It's okay. If they haven't downloaded GTA V next gen yet, I'm good." then there was a knock on the door.

Evan then opened it. "Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" said a familiar voice.

"Delirious! It's you!"

"Vanoss? You got GTA V next gen already?! I didn't know you can turn into a pony?"

"No.. I am a pony. As in... I'm in the game as a pony."

"Seriously man? You should try something better than that..."

"No man! There's a deranged pony on the loose on your world. She's plotting to send you here!"

"No way man. Not possible."

Then Evan punched Delirious in the face. "Oow, so that's how hard your mask is."

"Huh... Prolly your right, prolly you're not. I'll just stop playing for a while."

"Wait no Delirious-!"

Shutting down...

"What's your purpose here."

"It's private."

"Why do you have that mirror?"

"Take a look." That is all Ignea said. John took a look closer and his head went through it. And he found a place. It was a forest. A forest that reminded him of the times when he was young. He used to live in the forest.

"Wow... this place looks wonderful."

"Really?! That's the most dangerous place there!"

"TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!!!!" Ignea then removed the mirror stuck on his head. "God, tell me next time."

Ignea giggled. 'Wow, this human's actually pretty nice than those.... 'people'..' she thought as John was busy washing his face, to see if his mindset was okay.

"God, it's like that show... 'Bigger on the inside'..."

"You okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Warn me next time... I know nothing of your place."

"Oh, forgot about that... You just look like me 'now'..."

"It's night time, I think I should give you the spare bed I have..."

"Yes... sure..." 'I'm still going to continue my revenge....'

Spike, Twilight's number one assistant, is a baby dragon who was just going to deliver Twilight some coffee until he heard this.

"Oh, God! Twilight what the fuck are you doing!!!"

"Nggg Evan, it hurts!"

"Aw shiet, then stop doing it!"

"*moan*"

"Fuck this, I need materials...."

He then heard something drop.

"There, better?"

"Mmmm, so much better..."

Spike then went down as quietly as he should and did not eat dinner.

"Gosh, that burn really left my hoof in pain. Aw Jeez.... I'll try to do something."

"Okay sure..."

Twilight then proceeded to lick her own hoof."Oh, God! Twilight what the fuck are you doing!!!"

"Nggg Evan, it hurts!" She then started licking it again.

"Aw shiet, then stop doing it!"

"*moaning in pain*"

"Fuck this, I need materials...."

He then dropped a med kit and grabbed band aid and wrapped it around her hoof.

"There, better?"

"Mmmm, so much better..."

"Wait, I heard footsteps?"

Author's Notes:

My part of this story is over. I'll see you in *Spoiler alert* sequel to 'A 'Vanoss' time in Equestria. Also, fuck the number of words in order! I don't want to re edit edit edit anymore!

H20 Delirious to the rescue! (Finally it ends!!!)

Ignea woke up in the bed that John offered her. She stood up and wrote a note for John.

'Dear John Kristoff,

I thank you for your kindness of heart, but I must go and continue my mission. Light this note on fire so you can contact me.
, Ignea Magnus.'

Ignea sighed "The world has a pure part of it, and there are the corruptions which tries to spread." She then readied her mirror and went through it.

Into the minds of Delirious, Delirious was an average American male. He liked the color blue and all the GAY things were just stage acting and fun stuff but he's actually brave enough to punch a girl.

"So let's see..." John was busy in his computer, editing his pre-recorded videos. "This goes here, and here goes there." Then he heard something behind him.

"Hello-" Ignea was surprised attack with the packed punch of John. Ignea's nose was bleeding.

"Oh, Jesus! A NAKED WOMAN ON FIRE!? Hell? Hey it's a mirror..." John squatted down and looked at the mirror. "Looks MAGIC." He then touched, but with thinking, he saw another mirror. "I think it's safe if I brought these 2 with me."

Spike was there, shivering cold (Even though it's daytime) on the sofa, knowing if he'd go upstairs, he'd interrupt Twilight's 'FUN' with the mysterious pony he does not know. Or maybe if could just ask them what's really happening. All he knows is that he can't take anymore, so he went outside of the library.

"Hoo Hoo!" Owlowiscious said.

"No, not now, I'm going on an adventure. Leave a note for Twilight for me."

"Hoo." The owl nodded its head and flew down on a piece of paper.

"Thanks, buddy!" He then ran to the Everfree and heard a warp sound. "Wu-Oh, that can't be good..."

"Wuh, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!" someone said.

"Oh man, I'm going now, bye..." Spike said.

"Fucking shit. I'm a PONY!!!" He shouted as he inspected his body. He was a blue colt who had a hockey mask cutie mark. "The fuck... I think I should bring this. I gotta find Vanoss."

He followed the trail to Ponyville and found the familiar library. "Vanoss' gotta be here!"
Delirious knocked on the door and saw a grey pony, with a 'VG' for a cutie mark.

"Delirious! It's you!"

"How did you know?"

"Your ass."

They then exchanged looks and laughed. "Good to see ya, not in this way."

"Hey, Delirious, you have WINGS!?"

"wHA, WHAT!? Really?!" Delirious shouted. "That means I can fly!!!"

"Not yet. We gotta find the spell to go back home first."

Delirious then dropped the two mirrors on the floor. "Done, bitch..."

"Uhhh.... Okay, then. TWILIGHT we found a way back home!"

Twilight quickly trotted to Vanoss. "Really, Evan! That's wonderful news!" Her voice was not as exciting, with a hint of undetectable sadness. "Well... By Evan, and John, I think you're John..."

"Well, we'll see ya later... 'Sparkle Ass'." Evan said with a snicker and went through the mirror portal.

"Bye..." And all what she felt was loneliness.

"Wow, so this is what your house looks like." Evan said, looking around Delirious' abode.

"You like it? I have my gaming setup."

"Sure... Why wouldn't I! Besides, it'd probably be better than mine."

They then heard footsteps and a warm feeling behind them.

"You.... You.... YOU'RE ALL GOING TO D-!"

"Falcon Punch,bitch! I'll send her where she belongs!"

"Where does she belong?"

"In Canada... Says this mirror."

"Hmmm, send her to Equestria, instead... Delirious, I don't want a deranged 'flame on' naked lady going to kill me."

"Yeah maybe you're right."

"*sigh* I miss him already..." Twilight said eating a daisy sandwhich while sitting in a restaurant table. "Why did it have to be so soon... I haven't confessed my feelings for him."

"So you do have feelings for a heartless human like him..."

"Wha!"

"Surprise, sister, or should I say, Traitor." Ignea Magnus said with an angry face, and her flames growing. "You betrayed me... Why?"

"Not all humans are heartless..."

"Oh really now?"

Then out of nowhere, a message appeared. "What's that?"

She then quietly read it. 'Dear Ignea,

I understand but you didn't tell me your mission! I could've helped you. I know you're a brave girl but I know you aren't in this alone. Many people can help you! I can help you! I care about you Ignea. Hope you successfully finished your mission.

, from John Kristoff.'

She then gave the letter to Twilight. "I think, I'd rather end my mission... finish what you're eating, sis..." Ignea said as her flames started to disappear, leaving a pony who similarly looks like Twilight Sparkle but her mane streak is blue, she is a pegasus and her cutie mark is a shooting star. "Oh and by the way, my name's Falling Sparkle." Then she flew up to Cloudsdale, heading who knows where. "Bye Falling! Hope you don't do anything bad!"

"Time to do GTA V next gen!"

"Yeah, but let's make it an anniversary video. A revisit of a lot of our original GTA V moments!"

"Heh, Lui will suck my dick...."

"Nogla and his adult diapers..."

"More skits..."

"Murder Maze..."

"Yeah, LET'S DO IT BITCHES!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaXVXhC9Ah0&list=UUKqH_9mk1waLgBiL2vT5b9g

And so, Falling had a new life in Cloudsdale with a really strong connection with John Kristoff, Twilight is working on a new spell to teleport to Vanoss' world, Vanoss is now back with new videos, and everything is as it was supposed to be.... Until.............

The End

Remake Announced! Need proofs!

Hello guys! I am currently making a remake. (Well it's Vanoss related but not like this.) And I need help. I need some proofs who'd like to help me. Anyways, I'll alarm you guys when it's done. As of now, I have no plans of releasing it. I'm glad that you guys still like this old fic. I mean, it means a lot to me. It's a fic I made a long time ago at 6th grade. Now I'm 8th grade and look how much we've progressed. Thanks a lot guys!

Just for fun sake

"Hello, Smiling Arin Turnip and this will be the last time I will touch this fic..." Marion wrote. "And if you're reading this... Why...? I mean, I have so many fan fictions and you decided 'yeah, this is the best one'." Marion sighed. "No no, that's wrong. Why not a sneak peek of the first chapter of an upcoming Vanoss fic. Sure, wouldn't hurt anybody." Marion smiled and went to Google docs and copied.

' “And Fong hits with another goal!” The announcer shouted as team Aurora won once again in their hockey match. Evan Fong, the man who made the winning shot was being hugged by his fellow team members saying “Nice shot!” and “You did it!”. All Evan could say was thank you to them. After the match, he hit the shower room to change his clothes.

It was a late at night hockey match. “Wooh! What a good game,” He said as he yawned. “Man, I’m pretty worn out from the game…” He got his car keys and drove back home quickly to get ready to sleep. He opened the lights to see his ordinary living room. An XBox connected to the TV and a PC in the other room. “Maybe I’ll just check my email. Delirious probably sent me a message.” He said as he turned on the computer. To his surprise, he had a lot of mail. They were mostly from his youtube account from his fans but he noticed one mail in particular. The subject read: ‘To Evan...’. It was sent to him just now. Out of curiosity, Evan checked the mail’s content.

*CRACKLE*

Evan jumped from his seat. “What the fuck!?” he swore as he saw it suddenly rained. The power was out in the neighborhood due to the sudden storm. The lights and the computer were turned off, so he used his cellphone’s flashlight to see if everything was alright.

*CRACKLE*

Thunder struck, but this time, near his house. “Holy shit!”'

"Wow, that was fun. I'd like to thank Crooked for helping me with this. He's a cool guy and hope he gets most of the praise because he saves my ass a lot of times. Example, making the title, making the story have more flavor, fixes grammatical errors and et cetera." I said. "But now that summer has ended, I'm saddened that my fan fiction making has cut short." Marion typed as he sighed in frustration. "Goddamn early school." said Marion "Can't a guy relax?" then he continued typing. "So, there. I have touched this fic because mostly people would see how the fic is doing? Well, when the fic reaches its fourth chapter, we're going to release it. Anyways, here's something for funsake. Enjoy!"

"Hey! Igneus!" Tyler said to the pony who looked like the pony beside her. "What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?"

"What?" said the two ponies in unison. "Jinx!" said the two ponies in unison, again. "Jinx again!"

Then Evan appeared out of nowhere. "HOO DINI!" then he brought out a rocket launcher and killed himself. "Hey, fabulous corpse launch."

"What is smart?" said a cat named Moochi.

"Well smart is when you know things."said a man named Arin. "NOW PAT MY ASS!"

"And we are back, and now, we're going to discuss about bootlegs." said Joel. "As you can see here, they all suck." he said. "This shit is stinkier than, what do you call em'... It's what I used to eat in the holidays. SURSTROMMING, yes. The foul stench of fermented fish."

"What do you call a magic owl?" said Evan.

"PAT MY ASS?" said Arin.

"Jurrassic Pork?" said Tyler.

"My life..." said Brock as he shot himself.

"Holy shit! That's some dark comedy right there."

"It's like a metaphor for life. Nothing even makes sense." said Cloud Strife, walking side by side until Kirby was blown away by the wind.

"Is the mic open?" said a mare with electric blue hair. "Good. What does Elmer Fudd call a rabbit which does wubs?"

"HOO DINI?"

"Bunny Wubbit!"

"I can't take it anymore." said Marion. "I have no more imagination. It's now dull. I can't think about anything but life. What will happen when it ends." He said crunching his hands as tears flowed through his eyes. He pushed his hands away from the table and stood up. "I think it's about time I leave this cave, to spend more time happy." he said, wiping his tears. "Yes, that's it." He then opened the door "Hi, mom."

Lol! HIHIHI! ISAME MARION AND TODAY WE GUUNNA MAKE BERY PUN FAN FICTIOOINS! YAHOO!!!

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