Yeah, you heard that right, a lot of dangers from my world is coming over, now, back on the story.

After I escaped, I'm just walking through the Everfree, because what better place to hide? So I'm just walking and walking, blasting monsters away with my pan, its magic and my weapons.

And here I go on the main road, and there's about a  three dozen or so guards. Are you serious? You sent out guards after me? You really ARE stupid. Oh. Then your captain is stupid.

So they all gallop up to me, surround me, point their spears at me, and tell me to give up.

Time for a bloodbath.

So I'm just walking up to them, whistling, pan ready.

So there's that one guard, whispering to his teammate,

"I fear no buck, but that... thing. It scares me."

And the other one replies,

"One shudders to imagine, what inhumane thoughts lie behind those glasses, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty."

I start up running, and singing, I swing my pan at one, while shouting

"DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?" as I swing the pan in one's face.

"IN A YOUNG GUARD'S HEART!" as I punch another one.

"HOW THE MUSIC CAN FREE HIM WHENEVER IT STARTS!" as I kick another one, I shoot a sticky under my feet.

"And it's MAGIC!" as I sail through the air, up to the next guard, who already has a terrified expression on his face.

"If the music is GROOVY!" bang, panshot.

"It makes you feel like an old-time MOVIE!" I shout as I swung my pan so hard that it creates a big gust of air that knocks out a bunch of guards.

"I'll tell you about the MAGIC," I shout, as the guards start retreating into the forest. I charge up magic in my pan,

"It'll free your SOUL!" as a giant fireball sails through the air, igniting the forest.

"But it's like telling a stranger about rock and roll..."

One guard screams as the fire signs his flank.

"Don't bother to choose,

If it's jug band music

or rhythm and blues."

I keep singing as the forest is burning all around me.

Another guards screams, a pegasus, as a falling, burning tree almost hits him.

"Your feet start tapping,

and you can't seem to find.

How you got here,

so just blow your mind!"

"No!" one unicorn guards shouts as burning trees fall around him, he's trying to put down the fire! HAH!

So I just knocked him out.

"If you believe in magic,

come along with me.

We'll dance until the morning,

just you and me."

"And maybe, if the music's right..."

"I'm burning!" shouted one guard, as his mane was on fire, he interrupted my singing!

Another guard is shouting as he is running around, burning.

One pegasus falls from the air, crawling up to me and screaming for help.

So I swing my pan at him.

So I just walk away, whistling, as their higher up was just beaten up by me.

And not a single pony died that day. Next Chapter: (5) Pinch of PANassium Chlorate! Estimated time remaining: 9 Minutes