Author's Note: Ah yes its wonderful to finally be back! Do you know what that means? More updates! Sadly this is just a pump out chapter to let you all know that I'm back... Good news is once I actual get in the swing of things you won't have to wait long on chapters!

First order of buisness... I forgot all my contests from last time.... I know I got a few submissions but if you really want in the story please resend all your information... I had a real heart to heart with a friend and I lost most of the submissions...

Second order of buisness... I lost my prewrites of everything so its back to the drawing board but nothing ever came out how I planned so it really didn't matter anyways...

Third order of buisness... Once this arc is done its going to settle down for a while...

Fourth order... Don't forget to read 'The Perfect Assassin'! That one is going to be my baby story... I plan a nice long story with that... As for this it will only have five books and it will end... Sorry

Last order of buisness yet the most important!

I got to give big shout outs to ThePhantomAssassin for being my prereader and putting up with my shit!

Next up is Johnson! Hes gonna be flying our group out to next years BronyCon! (Even though I went the last two years but I lost my job so money is tight)

Last but not least is Nightmare for being the intolerable ass he is! I love him a lot (No homo) and he gives me quite a few weird ideas that I find ways to work with...

Anyways on with the story!

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You sit on the rock and sigh. It's been a few hours and you barely made it outside of town. The mountain was a several miles at least. Not that it would take long to get there but you still had to climb the damn thing which could be anywhere from a fews hours to a week. You sighed and got up and began to walk off with your compaions at your side.

Summer was bouncing along merrily in front of you and Dark. Dark had his mind on the more primal things about Summer while you thought about how long she is gonna keep jumping along the path like a foal. You sighed and looked over at your enemy turned friend.

"You're an ass you know that?" You asked him flatly.

"No I look at ass... There is a huge difference!" You shook your head.

"Not really, the only difference is that I don't have to deal with ones bullshit all the time," He scowled at you before turning back to his entertainment. "Serious question bro."

"Serious answer bro," You smirked.

"Smart-ass, you know how you were shooting bolts of lightning?" This made him collect his thoughts as he actual looked away from Summer's plot.

"No, I don't... I was really pissed off and I felt a tingling in my chest then bam there was a flash and a scortch mark on the ground... Or you..." You nodded. It was a little strange how had randomly short you when no pony else could do that without magic and yet he is a peagasus. "I wanna know how you can fix yourself up like that."

"What regenerate?" Dark shrugged and looked you dead in the eye. "Same as you... I woke up wounded and later I started healing instantly. Well almost instantly. We had a little bathroom dispute before that."

"Did you have sex with her?" You smirked.

"Crazy and kinky," He sighed and kicked a rock down the path. You looked up at the mountain and judged that it actually wouldn't take more than about twenty minutes to get there as for getting up it that was a different story.

Summer was getting out ahead of you two and yet you guys let her wander on. There wasn't much to worry about other than triping on a pebble something only foals did. She stopped and turned around smiling her freckles sparkling in the sunlight.

"Come on you two slow pokes! Its right there!" You looked up screwed your face up. The mountain had grown close than you thought. 'Fucking logic.' You thought to yourself as you rushed up and took off. Summer raced by your side while Dark lazily took to the skies.

"Watch out for flying rocks Dark!"

"Wha-" *BONK* You had whipped around throwing a rock and nailing him right between the eyes. Summer glared at you but you just shrugged. You had a mountain to start climbing.

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Frost groaned as he drug the cart with the new doors back to the bar. When he got there a small note was taped to the doorframe that he ripped off.

Dear Frost,

Ran to get some supplies with the girls. Be back whenever I feel like it. Sent you new

play toy to your house hope you have fun. Doors first!

Love,

Fern

Frost banged his head against the frame and began to set up and install the doors. It was gonna be a long day.

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Celestia roamed around the air hummin to herself as she flew this way and that seeming to go no specific direction at all. She had a dopey smile on her face.

"Gonna catch me a sextoy toda---y!" She sang in a very off key tone.

"Gonna make him pa----y!" She did a loop and leveled out beefore desending into the small outcast town. She looked around the square and noticed the scorch marks and nodded. Something went on here and she knew it. She stopped a random mare in the street. She was a light brown and had a green mane and tail.

"Grey pony, black mane, white tip." The mare pointed off down the path and Celestia smiled and even nuzzled the mare before trotting happily down the dirt path.

"Gonna has some fun with banana---s!" She couldn't rhyme anything else so she hummed as she hopped along.

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Author's Note:

Like I said just a quick chapter hope you all enjoyed!

-Dashie