Author's Note:

This is the first offical chapter of the series ecause the others are part of seperate fics...

Now for those who have already read this you know the deal with the OCs...

To others,

I DO NOT OWN ANY OC THAT IS NOT MINE, NOR DO I OWN ANY NON-OC PONY...

I hope to get another chapter out in a few days...

For others that read 'The Perfect Assassin' I will have a chapter up with in the week... maybe two... I'm not entirely sure... I need to finish writing it and make changes as I type it up...

Now in other news...

OC contest again!

Rules are simple,

1) Have an OC
2) Pic and Bio
3) Have a power over something natural...
4) I'm giving you some room to do what ever... These are due in two chapters... I'll announce the time they are due in a blog post...
5) Please give me a 'partner' you would like to have... Ranging from featured OCs to background characters... Mane six are off limits so don't ask... No it's not shipping... You will see...

Also!

I have a point system starting now... I will record your score... The higher your score the better your chances for a better slot... Everyone gets a slot...

Trolling = -10
Grammar Nazi = never getting any points
Good idea = +1
Great idea = +5
Random points and bonus points as I see fit...

Standing on my own, remebering the one I left at home...
Forget about the life I use to know, forgetting the one I left at home...
(Bonus Points to the first person to CORRECTLY guess the name of the song this was pulled from)

-Dashie

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You stood up and walked away as the crowd watched you walk away. Summer reached for her coin purse but the waitress said she didn't need to pay anything. She ran after you catching up before you reached Dark Lightning's cart.

"You don't seriously plan on doing this do you?" You popped you neck and stretched like a cat smiling wickedly as your spine popped all the way to your tail.

"Does that answer your question?"

"Nope..." You facehoofed before continuing down the path to the berry stall. Lightning looked you in the eye and shuttered.

"Oh, you again... What do you want?"

"To kick your flank before I invite you to a dangerous journey to an unknown land that will be filled with creatures you have never seen before that could possibly rip you to shreds with a thought..."

"Prance?" He asked very sarcastically.

"Yes..."

"Are you bucking kidding me?"

"Nope..." You shot out in a burst of speed, hopping the table and knocked him over. He looked up at you with disgust.

"Now that was a dirty move..." You felt the air thicken just a bit before you jumped back doing a back flip out next to Summer just before a burst of lightning shot out from where you just sat. "But this one is dirtier..." He hopped the table and stood in front of you.

He was angry and it showed. The air thickened as if you were under water. You watched as sparks ignited around him.

"Now... We can do this the easy way or the hard way..."

"I don't know what or who you are talking about now... LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" A bolt of lightning shot towards you. Striking you square in the chest you flew back. A giant hole had been blasted in your chest. It patched up in a few seconds and you were back on your feet. He stared at you in wonder. "Who the buck are you?"

"You're coming with me... I got a letter to find the one of light and dark... And what's your name?" He paused for a second.

"Dark Lightning... That doesn't mean anything though... I'm not going anywhere with you..." The air seemed to thicken again. You smiled and ran at him.

The bolt hit dead center of your chest and hit your heart. You fell to the ground. Dark walked over with a smile. He nudged you over to see a large pool of blood and your chest repair itself. He took a step back, his face was contorted in sheer horror as you stood again.

"Is that the best you got?" Blood still trickled out of the closing wound but at least you weren't harmed.

He shot bolt after bolt in rapid succession hitting you in the left shoulder knocking you to the right side just in time for the second one to strike your right leg. You flipped in the air like a rag doll for the third one to blast your head to pieces. Dark huffed and then laughed. He soon grew hysterical as your head knitted back together. You shoulder had been shattered and as you stood again your head hung limply. Your shattered bits slowly merged and as they did a loud *POP* sounded as you raised your head.

Your leg had been blown clean off. Blood poured from the lost appendage as it too slowly but surely grew back. You rolled your head popping your neck once more for effect as Dark backed away. "That isn't possible!" You smugly smiled as you crouched low as if to pounce.

"My turn..." You pushed off the ground leaving a crater in your wake. You didn't know where this power had come from but damn it felt good to use it. As you came back down at an extremely fast rate you felt a tingling sensation running along your hoof. You pushed it out and waited to hit the ground. Dark was running away from where he was. He only got about six feet before your hoof crashed into the ground and blew a hole bigger than the one you jumped out of.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Dark yelled as he was thrown over to his stall and completely destroying it on impact. He stood up slowly and panted harder. As the smoke cleared you walked over to him and raised him off the ground with a hoof.

"So... You wanna go on an adventure?"

"Go buck yourself..." He spat at you. You frowned.

"I never like for ponies to be difficult with me... You know what I did with the last pony that pissed me off?"

"Enlighten me..."

"Well let's just say the funeral was prettier..." Dark's eye grew wide as he struggled to get away. Rocks emerged from the ground and bound his legs. You backed up in amazement. 'What... The... Buck...' Dark sat in a very awkward position on his stone pedestals. "Hmmm..." You turned to Summer who was plastered up against a wall eyes wide in fear. You gave her a simple wave which she hesitantly returned.

"I've had it with this bullshit!" You felt you hair stick on end as you turned back to Dark who was now glowing with a very bright light. "I think you like getting your flank handed to you on a platter..." With one smooth motion he broke the stones holding him in place. "I don't like you... And I think it's time to get rid of a pest..." He knelt down and sparks radiated off his body before one last flash appeared.

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You stood in a white room like before. 'Oh not this again...' You sighed. A dark figure approached and plopped his rump right in front of you.

"Welcome back..." He said. You could tell he wasn't the cheery type and he defiantly wasn't happy to see you.

"Glad to be back..." You said sarcastically.

"I see... Follow me please..." You stood up and followed the shady figure into a dark room. "Now what brings you back so early?"

"Early?" You asked him.

"Yes..." His voice was barely a whisper as he looked around the room for something. There was nothing but darkness. He eventually walked off leaving you by yourself in the dark room. You could hear voices whispering in the background but nothing was close.

"What do you mean back anyways? Where am I?" He returned and stared at you for a second.

"It's hard to explain... You are dead...." He said calmly.

"Hmmm... Dead you say... Does this have anything to do with that blast?" He nodded slowly and motioned to the wall drawing you attention away from him.

"You're not supposed to be dead yet... We will send you back... Your time on this world is nowhere near over... You have a special gift..." He stopped and looked up to a wide area that was white lighting the room. It turned into a picture of you lying on the ground unharmed but unmoving. "Hmmmm... You took a hell of a hit... Yes... You are ready..."

"What do you mean?" You asked him.

"Go now... We shall have a talk with this other pony..."

"What do you mean I am ready? And how are you going to talk with Dark if he isn't dead?"

"Walk through this door and you will be back in your body... Good luck..." He waved you off and watched the screen closely.

"WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON?" Another shady figure approached you and motioned for you to follow it. You sighed and walked off to the door the first one had pointed out. As you passed through it your vision turned white.

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You opened your eyes slowly to see Summer sitting in front of you patching up some of your wounds that were still bleeding. You could feel the large puddle of blood that had formed under you. You tried to raise a hoof but it wouldn't move. You tried moving your head. Nothing. Eyes moved albeit slowly and blurrily.

"Did I kill him? Oh I hope not... I know what prison is like... Oh Celestia... What if I drop the soap? I'm not gay.... I don't want any other stallion rutting the shit out of me!"

"Oh shut it Dark... He's alive... Barely... I don't think he even has enough blood to breathe... You a lucky bucker you know that?" She said looking in your eyes. You blinked slowly in response. "Can you move at all?" You blinked twice this time. "Okay two mean no and one is yes?" One blink. "Good... Now... We need to get him to a hospital... The nearest one isn't for a few miles and he can't be moved..."

"Can't you just fix him up like last time?"

"He did that one on his own... I don't understand how or why he can do it but it's pretty neat... How's your head?"

"Better... But I think it's bleeding again..."

"Why do you say--" *THUMP* Dark fell to the ground with a small trickle of blood running down his face. You looked at him for a second. "DARK!?" She jumped off you and rushed over to him. You could move just a bit. You raised a hoof and set it deep in the dirt. Slowly it moved you across to where Dark lay. Summer looked up as you moved you hoof to him. He shivered as you touched him. 'Maybe...'

Dark's eyes opened and he smiled at Summer. "Thanks... How does it look?" She shrugged and pointed at you. You looked at Dark with indifference as you fell unconscious again. You didn't know how but you just healed him.

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Celestia smiled down at the town that had been completely destroyed. "They really should have listened when I said I didn't care..." She looked up as a large Flash appeared in the distance. "Whaaa...?" She flew higher in the sky to see over the tree line but didn't see anything.

"Interesting... Very interesting..." She said but it was short lived as a blast of energy hit her with extreme force knocking her back and making her lose all function of her body. She plummeted to the ground. She tried her best to move but couldn't and soon she would hit the ground. She closed her eyes ready for whatever. She yelped as she hit a tree and rolled off onto another. 'Trees?' She thought as she soon found herself lying under a large oak.

Her body twitched every so often. 'I guess I'm stuck here for a little... That little bastard will be mine... We will just have to wait...' She spasmed and released all of her bodily fluids. 'Yummy...' She thought sarcastically.

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Frost looked up at Fern as she scolded him. "I don't care how much you want to buck the mare you aren't leaving yet..."

"But you said I could go after I finished sweeping!"

"Did I now?"

"Yeah..."

"Well I take it back... We need to get some new doors immediately... The cellar doesn't have a lock and about a million bits of liquor is stashed there... I really don't want to lose money for something as stupid as Celestia destroying my bucking bar..."

"Well whose gonna watch the bar while we go get some doors?"

"I am..." Frost looked at Fern in disbelief.

"Are you serious..."

"Some pony has to do it... Now... Here are the specifications... There is a carpenter in the southern district who can make them in a few hours at the right price..." She gave him a bag full of bits. "No more than two thousand... Got it? He'll start off at about four so you need to haggle him the best you can..."

"Alright Fern... Wait who is going to put them in?" Fern smiled and mouthed out 'you' as Frost left the back room. 'Buck me!' Frost thought as he walked back into the main room. The group sat at a few tables just talking. "Anyone wanna go to a carpenter with me?" Octavia and Vinyl shrugged and stood up. The rest just went back to talking. Even Rainbow Dash didn't want to go.

"No offence Frost but I'm lazy... Even you should know that!"

"Yeah, yeah... Alright let’s go..." Octavia and Vinyl followed Frost out to the street and they walked off to the Southern District of Canterlot.

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You opened your eyes to a bright light. You sat up and looked around. You were in a small room. A green unicorn in a white coat was staring at you in amazement. You shrugged him off and walked out the door. "Oh no you don't!" He said locking the door with his magic. "You can't leave until we know you're okay." You looked at him coldly almost petrifying him.

"Door please..." He nodded and unlocked the door and even went as far as opening it for you. "Thank you... Now... Where can I find Dark Lightning and Summer Dawn?" He was still looking at you with eyes the size of the sun.

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Somewhere in the forest Celestia laughed. "Do you like bananas BIATCH!?!?!?!"

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"Uhm... They left about an hour ago to get something to eat.. They said they would be back by now..." Just as he said that Dark and Summer walked in the door looking at you. Dark had a few bags of food from McDoodles. 'Why not Burger Queen? They have some great hay fries...'

"I'm hungry..." You say snatching a bag off of Dark and pulled out its contents. A Big Mound and a large basket of hay fries. You chomped down on the burger and almost threw up. "Fucking mayonnaise..." You pulled the burger apart and took the pieces of lettuce holding the disgusting sauce out.

"That was mine..." Dark said sadly. "You owe me a burger..."

"Bitch you killed me... You owe me a thousand..." You said with a smirk.

"Touché..." He pointed to you.

"Wait you died?" The doctor asked. He couldn't believe what he just heard.

"Got a problem?" You hopped on the bed with a hoof behind your head still holding the burger. Dark dropped his jaw. "Skills... I got them..."

"Anyways... When are we leaving?" Summer asked taking a bag off Dark's back and sitting down on the cushioned couch in the room.

"You're not coming..." You said plainly paying more attention to your food than to her.

"Bull shit... I'm coming whether you like it or not..." She argued. "You can't stop me or Dark!"

"Dark?" You asked turning to him.

"Yeah I'm coming... I owe it to ya..." Dark looked up and nodded as he spoke.

"Don't worry... Next time an inch of your life will seem like a blessing..." Dark gulped and sat down letting the last bag spill out. It held a double hayburger. You jumped up and snatched that too. "You’re going hungry tonight..."

"Fuck that!" He reached in the bag and pulled out another. "We got a meal." He smiled as he held up his prize.

"Where’s the drinks?" You asked rising

"I knew we were forgetting something..." Summer said rubbing her chin with her hoof.

"I blame Dark..." Summer said with an accusing tone.

"Yep..." You said with a wicked grin. Dark looked at you both.

"What? What did I do?" He complained looking at you with an little kid 'but I didn't do it' stare.

"You left the drinks on the tray... That YOU didn't pick up..."

"What? You were supposed to get the drinks..." He said growing a little angry.

"Shut up and eat..." Dark unwrapped the other hayburger and quietly ate. "So Doc..."

"Hmmm?" He was looking at your chart now. Or at least what you thought was your chart.

"When am I getting out?" You asked through a mouth full of food.

"Uhmm... I kinda want to run some tests..." You looked at him with another cold stare. "On second thought... I'll get the nurse to finish your paperwork!" He bolted out of the room leaving behind a small cloud of his figure where he once stood.

"Strange..." Summer said. You smiled.

"Quite..."

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Author's Notes:

Okay guys! Here is the new chapter... If your confused... MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Now I want to know if you guys want a sexy time chapter? I haven't done one in a while and I planned on going into detail in the previous chapter but that would have made it like a six thousand word chapter which doesnt flow to well..

So I am leaving this one up to you guys!

Also do you guys want anything new? I'm open to ideas and could incorperate them in if you really wanted them...

You're all my special some ponies!

-Dashie

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