"To those of you who are reading this," MarineMarksman began, "think of this as a part two to the previous chapter. I would have had more words, but I wanted to leave you guys with a little something. A little something to fuck with your heads when you finish reading this chapter. Something that will blow your mother fucking mind."

Shortly after Black Jesus and his followers finished their breakfast, and Rainbow Dash got over her panic attack, Black Jesus and Luna walked down the hallways of the amphitheater.

"That meal brought our taste buds pleasures never felt before." Luna stated, smiling at Black Jesus smugly.

"Thank the glory and power of Old Spice." Black Jesus stated.

"So, what is the plan for the day?" Luna inquired.

"As you likely overheard, I have been instructed by my father to begin writing the first edition Old Spice Bible. I plan on spending a lot of time on that today, and then maybe you and I could do something later." Black Jesus said with a casual shrug.

"Go out into the city before we leave for Las Pegas?" Luna asked.

"If the power of Old Spice let's it happen, it will happen." Black Jesus promised.

Luna clapped her hooves together happily. "That is wonderful news! I have not been to Los Pegasus since it's founding a thousand years ago."

Luna and Black Jesus continued walking down the halls, eventually reaching their room. Black Jesus went straight to his brand new laptop, which had an Old Spice logo slapped onto it, while Luna plopped down on the bed that Black Jesus and Luna had been sharing for the past couple days. The room became shrouded in silence, besides the steady rhythm of Black Jesus's typing. Luna's eyes slowly shut as she snuggled into her blankets, falling fast asleep.

Spike walked through the streets of Ponyville, having just got out of the hospital. Thanks to the glory and power of Old Spice, not only was he fully healed, he smelt like a true male. The male that would be able to pick up Rarity without any problems. Spikes puny, pathetic little heart fluttered at the thought of his crush. Little did he know, Rarity gave less of a fuck about Spike than Spiderman did.

Spike wobbled into the alley he typically used to cut through the town to the library.

Suddenly, somepony bucked him in the side of the head and sent into flying face first into a wall, knocking him out cold and giving him a serious concussion.

"This is gonna be fun..." The pony muttered, cackling evilly.

Big Bird, the Cookie Monster, and Oscar the Grouch all worked together row their canoe across the lake about five miles away from Ponyville. Why they were in Equestria, and not New York, no one knew. No one gave much of a fuck, either. Spiderman certainly didn't. And it's not like the purpose of them being there is important to the plot. Again, who gives a flying fuck.

Off topic.

"Bitches and hoes are like new clothes," they all sang in unison, "once you bought em, you wish you never got em."

The trio stopped singing abruptly as they spotted a lone figure standing on a distant small patch of land in the middle of the lake. The Cookie Monster immediately recognized him from when he was a member of the Nazi Party.

"Oh snap," Cookie Monster exclaimed, "It's fucking Hitler. Act cool..."

"Niggers." Hitler greeted, as he climbed into the canoe to the trio's dismay. "Head for Ponyville."

The trio complied and continued rowing, heading in the direction of Ponyville.

Luna looked around all around her, his face showing clear confusion. She was high up in the sky, surrounded by clouds and patches of blue sky. She had no idea how she got there, nor where she was.

And then, someone appeared in front of her. It was a white ape with an amazing, godly beard. He was shorter than Black Jesus and Bruce Campbell, but certainly just as muscular.

"Hello, Luna." He greeted.

"Who art thou?" Luna inquired, confused.

"You know exactly who I am. I am Chuck Norris." Chuck Norris stated.

"God..." Luna managed to say, mouth agape.

"We got a winner..." Chuck said smugly, "I'm contacting you regarding your sister, Celestia."

"Art thou going to tell me about her schemes? Or how I am going to kill her?" Luna asked sarcastically.

"No, my child. I'm going to tell you how to save her."