"UGH!" Twilight blurted out, burying her face in her hooves. "Where is everypony?!"

In the past day, Twilight searched all over Ponyville for the other element bearers. After running away from Pinkie, screaming, she traveled to the Sweet Apple Acres. After she discovered that nopony was there, she went to the market to see if Applejack was selling apples. When she arrived, she found that the normally bustling market empty, except for a few pleasant mares and colts.

Frustrated, Twilight gave up and went home for a good nights sleep. After lunch, she went to Fluttershy's cottage to enlist her help, but found it devoid of ponies and a hostile bunny, who chucked a carrot at her face when he opened the door.

She then tried to get Rarity to help her, but found that she had also left for Las Pegasus, according to her parents and sister. Defeated, Twilight went back home to pout and think things through.

Suddenly, there was a pounding on the door. Twilight got up from her seat and opened the door, to find Rainbow Dash standing at the door.

"Hey Twilight, what's up?" She asked.

"Rainbow Dash! Thank Celestia you're here!" Twilight proclaimed, pulling her inside before she could react. "We have an emergency on our hooves."

Rainbow Dash looked at Twilight strangely. "What type of emergency?" She inquired.

"There is a black hairless ape trying to overthrow Celestia. We need to stop him before his black magic destroys all of Equestria!"

"Woah, calm down Twilight. Where's the others?"

"They are all in Las Pegasus... I think they want to support the black man."

"Black hairless ape... sounds really familiar..." Rainbow Dash muttered, scratching her chin, "oh yeah! I know him. Black Jesus right?"

"That's what they call him?" Twilight inquired.

"Yeah. He's awesome! I don't know what you have against him. The entire town loves him." Rainbow Dash stated.

"He's trying to get rid of Celestia!" Twilight shouted at her.

Rainbow shrugged her wings. "Look Twilight... you just need to meet the guy. I was skeptical at first too, but after talking to him, I know what he is saying. Come on, we're going to Las Pegasus."

Black Jesus stood on the stage and looked over the amphitheater. It was a complete wreck. The chairs that were set up throughout the theater were for the most part destroyed. There were numerous holes in the walls, and hundreds of spent rounds on the floor. Not to mention, the Old Spice bottle pyramid and Old Spice waterfall were ruined.

"What are we going to do now, Jesus?" Rarity inquired, walking up beside him.

"Even though your false goddess tried to stop us spreading the truth and the word of Old Spice, she will not stop us. Old Spice gave me the power to fix this." Black Jesus stated. He raised his hands into the air and concentrated, his hands glowing a pitch black aura. Seconds later, the same aura surrounded the theater, as the chairs hovered in the air, were repaired, and put back in position. The spent rounds were lifted off the ground and dumped into some nearby trashcans, as the holes in the walls were repaired. The large hole in the entrance from the explosion was replaced by a new wall and door.

Once the job was done, Black Jesus relaxed, barely breaking a sweat. He kneeled and whispered a quick prayer, thanking God for the power of Old Spice.

Princess Luna walked up behind him and cleared her throat to get his attention. "We respect thy magical abilities. Such mastery of the arts are beyond even us."

Black Jesus rose from the ground and turned to face the princess, who was just about as tall as him. "Old Spice gives me an unmatched power. My brothers, Steroids Man and Bruce Campbell, escaped unscathed from that battle thanks to the power of Old Spice."

"This has not gone unnoticed by us. We have seen many spectacular feats, but none such as that." Luna stated.

"The power of the Spice is much stronger than anything in the known universe. My father used the power of Old Spice to create the universe and life. He used it to craft me, he used it craft you, he even used it to craft this." Black Jesus stated, motioning to his robe. "Everything that exists is made through Old Spice. And your species must know the truth."

"We and some of our fellow ponies have known Celestia was lying for a long time. But every time somepony tried to spread the truth, she sends in her secret police to eliminate the threat. Thou may be the first to actually take on her secret police and survive."

A smile spread across Black Jesus's face, as he placed his hand on Luna's back. "All will know the truth soon enough. Their bullets and explosives are useless against the power of Old Spice."

"We will support thy cause, my good sir. As will my soldiers, the members of the Lunar Special Forces Group. And trust us when we say this, for we know plenty of others will follow." Luna promised.

"Well Spike, everything seems to check out. You can wheel yourself home and get some bedrest." Doctor Clopper stated.

Spike, who was covered head to toe in bandages and casts (which to be honest, was completely unnecessary), sat in his wheelchair. "Are you kidding me? I have a fractured skull."

"Who cares?" The doctor stated, "Your insurance certainly didn't. They didn't give two fucks about you. Now get out of my hospital."

Spike grumbled angrily as he wheeled his way out of the hospital. The exit doors slid open automatically as he rolled up to them and out towards the street.

"Come on Twilight, drive faster!" Rainbow Dash hooted excitedly, as Twilight drove pushed her corvette to about a hundred miles per hour. A satifisfied smirk crossed Twilight's face as she pressed down harder on the accelerator, her engine loudly showing off its power.

Spike rolled out into the street to cross to the other side. His head popped up as he heard the sound of Twilight's cars engine.

"What the-" Spike managed to get out, before Twilight's corvette crashed into him and sent him flying to the curb.

"DAMMIT SPIKE! YOU BETTER HAVE NOT SCRATCHED THE PAINT!" Spike heard Twilight shout at him, before he passed out from his injuries.