"Hello everypony! It is us! Princess Luna." She greeted. "We are about to take a look into Spike's dream for a grand tale of self love!" Luna sat down as a cloud floated in front of her and began playing like a movie.

Spike's eyes sparkled.

"Aww...you're such a cutie." Said a tall dragoness in revealing and bold armor, along with a red cape and huge sharp lance.

"Cheese Barb...please, gimme the lolipop!"

"*giggle* Since you said please." Then she handed Spike the candy. Spike eagerly bit into the candy while Cheese Barb carried him in her arms.

Cheese Barb and Spike then sat under a tree atop a hill as the wind blew. Cheese Barb was so elegant looking in the wind as Spike looked as her.
"My, who knew my dear nephew was, in a way, a narcissist?" giggled Luna.

"So Spike, you know what day it is?"

"The 1st day of Hanukkah?"

"Yes, but...this day is special in a different way little buddy."

"What is it?"

"The day you and I 1st met."

"*Gasp!* No way it is?"

"Yes, the day I came and heard that you are the 4th incarnation of the Friend to Ponies Dragon, and I came here as your guardian to make sure a cutie like you is safe."

Spike blushed as Cheese Barb rubbed his stomach. "Aw-man, how did I forget? I could've given you something nice."

"Hmm...when is the adventure going to..." That's when Luna's dialogue was interrupted by a big explosion in Ponyville!

"What was that?!" Spike yelled getting out of Cheese Barb's arms as they turned towards the town. Then they saw a bunch of orange creatures flying through the air.

"It's Gult Dangea!"

"Who?"

"A demon lord who wants to kill me after I rejected his offer to become an elite knight in his her army of evil! I thought I killed him her, but it seems he she is still alive."

"Time to kick ass." grinned the dragoness.

"I'll come with!"

"No Spike, it's too dangerous! You have no idea of the power that Gult possesses!"

"Considering he she asked me to join their army, I got some skills."

"Okay, but when you need help, I will be there!"

"Find a safe place to hide okay?"

"Okay."

1 minute later...

"Dammit! He She's gotten stronger than last time!"

"That was fast!"

"Muahaha! Hello, I am Demon Lord Gult Dangea, and I have defeated your heroine!"

"No she's not." A stallion called out.

"What?"

"I mean, she is a heroine, but not Ponyville's heroine."

"Then where is your town's heroine?

"Oh, she and her friends are solving a friendship problem in Trottingham."

"Well, guess I'll just wait here until they get back." Said Gult."..........this is awkward, minions, fetch me some cupcakes!"

'I gotta save Cheese Barb before the minions come back with the cupcakes!' Spike thought. He snuck by some buildings towards where Cheese Barb was being tied up.

The guards who were standing watch, were picking their noses until...

"*sniff* Hey Carlton, you smell that Barbeque?"

"Yeah, what is it?"

Then they looked to see their butts on fire! "Ah! Cheese Barb has pyrokinesis!" The guards shouted before running away.

"You alright?" asked Spike running over and working on the ropes.

"Yeah, get me outta here."

Knowing dragons are fireproof, Spike burnt off the ropes without a thought. Cheese Barb then pulled off the muzzle that prevented her from breathing fire.

"Okay, let's go get my lance, then I can knock Gult right outta the park!"

Both ran to where her lance was.

"Cheese Barb is free! Sto..." The guards were then stunned. "No way those are that...big..." The guard said before him and the other fainted.

Cheese Barb then quickly put her upper armor back on.

Spike blushed and looked away as she grabbed the lance.

"Come-on, let's go defeat Gult!"

"Punch him her in the gut for me please!"

"*giggle* Well...since you said please."

Later...

"Finally, what took you minions so long with those cupcakes? Gimme!"

As Gult was about to take her his 1st bite, the whole box was shoved into his her face!

"Who dares-!" That's when he she was punched in the gut! "How did you get out?"

"My little boyfriend saved me." She said with a smug face.

Spike blushed while standing ready.

"How is it that hotties always go for the shorties?"

"That's short and sweet for your information!"

Then she punched Gult! "Aye!" Then she began beating up Gult!

"If only frosting wasn't such a delicious weakness!" Gult explained.

"Your power is drained from frosting?"

"Yep!"

Then as the beaten, barbecued and badly bruised creatures with both genders sat there. Cheese Barb then readied her swing.

"Decapitation!"

"Wait! Are you crazy? You have a kid with you!" A mare called out.

"Fine, four!"

Then she smacked Gult so hard that Gult fell right through the earth's crust and into Tartarus!

"Oh yeah!"

The citizens cheered.

"You did it Cheese Barb!" Spike cheered. "Also, what was that about me being your boyfriend?"

"What? You really think I'm leavin you with Rarity?"

"Uh..."

"Ooh, here comes the best part." Luna commented. She was right as Cheese Barb picked up Spike and planted a kiss on Spike's lips.

And then Spike woke up! "Aw-man, I was hoping that was real." Then he turned his head to a note telling him to buy some milk. "Great." he groaned getting out of bed.

After Spike got milk, he stood in the line to pay for it.

"Hey, are you Spike?" asked the girl behind him.

"Yes I..." Then he turned. "Am?" He looked up as he saw Cheese Barb in the flesh. Spike dropped the milk in shock, but Cheese Barb caught it. "Phew, that was close...what's wrong little cutie? If you look at me like that any longer, I think I'll blush."

"Uh, would your name happen to be Cheese Barb?"

"Yeah, I am. What? Am I your dream gal or something?"

'Yes.' "No, just asking."

"Oh, also if you're wondering how I knew your name, it's because...I'm your guardian!" She whispered before pecking his cheek.

"Guardian?"

*Boom!*

"Dammit Gult!"

'Here we go again!' He thought.

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