Female Filthy Rich

Naughty Bits was groaning as she listened to her teen daughter Diamond Tiara droning on and on about something.

"And then, that poor carpenter Applebloom had the nerve to blah blah blah..."

'Sheesh, this one is going to inherit all my wealth? If only my husband didn't die.' Naughty Bits thought. Sure she loved her daughter, but if she knew she would have this much trouble with a girl, she would have stayed single.

"And then she frickin' smacked my girl Silver Spoon!"

"Diamond Tiara, why do you keep on pestering them?"

"Because mom, they're commoners."

Even Naughty Bits wasn't prepared for a teenage girl. "You can't do unacceptable things to ponies because they..." Diamond Tiara was gone. "*groan* Why did I even bother? She only listens to me for about a day and goes back to her usual self...maybe I should find a loophole in the inheritance." Then Naughty Bits called a lawyer...*puts on sunglasses* The Wright lawyer!

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!

After her moment, she threw the sunglasses away and waited for the lawyer. Soon, the lawyer and his acolyte friends arrived to look into the inheritance tradition.

"HOLD IT! I found a loophole in this rule of the rich family inheritance." Said Pony Phoen....Lawyer Pony.

"Man, shut-up Trahzo, we know it's Pony Phoenix Wright Ace Attourney." The reader said.

"Okay, so...what's the loophole?"

"Well Naughty...um...Ms.Bits, you can allow Diamond Tiara only the wages that the average joe can earn."

"Anything else?"

"Well..."

"Well what?"

"The rest will go to the dragon you're in a relationship with." Said the Lawyer.

"But I'm not dating or married to a dragon, and the only dragon in Ponyville is...

Meanwhile a young teenage dragon was watching TV.

"The 18th opening to Naruto Shippuden...yep there's the Goddess, this'll be the end of the show...I'm gonna miss it, but not so much once I start kicking flank in Ultimate Ninja Storm 4!"

While Spike watched the episode start, he heard a knock at the door. "I'll get it, I was heading out anyway!" Said Twilight.

"Man, I am so happy Fluttershy told me about anime, I can't believe I've spent years watching this show my entire life." Spike said to himself.

As soon as Twilight opened the door...

"Oh, hey Naughty Bits."

"Good day Princess Twilight Sparkle." A nervous Naughty Bits greeted.

"What can I do for you today?"

"Well, I actually have some business to attend to with Spike."

"Okay. Oh Spiiiike, Naughty Bits is here to see you."

"Okay, I'll be there." Spike replied as he paused the episode.

He walked over to the two mares. "What's up?"

"Can the 2 of us speak in private?"

Twilight pouted and trotted out the door.

"So, what do you need?"

"Well......I'm feeling a bit curious and I'd like to see what it's like dating a different species."

"A-and you came t-to ask me out?"

"Yes...I know dragons are greedy, so allow me to pay for anything you want." She said with bedroom eyes and a hoof under his chin. 'Hope this works.' She thought.

"W-Well I-I don't see why not." he got out with a blush.

Then she was about to kiss him but faked him out by sensually whispering into his ear. "I'll see you Friday at 7PM. Don't worry, I'll pick you up in my limo."

Spike watched as she walked away and shook his head to snap out of his daze. "Wow, total milf moment!" Spike said to himself.

Spike then went back to resume the episode. 'Aw-man, I'm gonna date a very important pony, I wonder what I'll need to do, what to bring?' Spike thought.

"Maybe Twilight has some tips."

Meanwhile in the afterlife, Fausticorn and a Spike are face palming.

"I can't believe this version of me is asking Twilight for dating advice."

Now back to the castle as Spike paced.

"OK, I need a nice suit and maybe a present for her."

Spike then went to Rarity to have her sew him a suit. After that, he asked around wondering what Naughty Bits would like. After figuring out what she'd like, Spike was ready for Friday.

He waited outside the castle to see if she would come. That's when...

"Delivery for Spike!"

"Thanks Derpy." After Derpy left, he read the letter. It was from Diamond Tiara threatening him if he hurts Naughty Bits'.

"Hello handsome." Naughty Bits greeted.

"Good evening, I was just getting done reading your daughter's death threat."

"I should have known she would send something like that."

"What will you do?"

"Cut off her allowance for one month, now let's go, the limo is waiting."

Spike followed Naughty Bits as they boarded the limo.

"Driver, to the restaurant I told you to go to "

Then, as they drove...Naughty Bits put a hoof around Spike and the other on his chest. "I like your suit." She complimented.

"Thanks, I had my friend Rarity make it."

"Well she must be quite the designer."

"Yeah, she's got a boutique here and in Canterlot."

"Ooh, that's intetesting." Then Naughty bits nibbled Spike's neck.

"Uh...c-could we get to-to the naughty bits at the end if the date?"

"Good pun, okay we can get to the saucy stuff later."

Pretty soon the limo stopped at the restaurant.

Spike was a little underwhelmed. "A...4 star restaurant?"

"What? I like this place, they don't have any of that expensive small portion crap other restaurants have, and it's also where my deceased husband took me on our 1st date."

"I'm so sorry to hear that."

"...It's okay Spike."

Then they went. The waiter checked their reservations before leading them to a table.

"Your menus will be with you shortly...also, nice catch Spike and love that you're going back into the dating scene Naughty Bits." Said the waiter.

Both blushed as the waiter left them alone.

"So...I have a present for you."

"Really?"

"Yeah..." Spike then dug into his pocket and pulled out a multi gemmed necklace.

"Oh my Celestia." muttered Naughty in awe.

"Yeah...an actual little birdy told me you like these."

"Spike...please, be a gentledrake and put it around my neck." She lifted her main so Spike could hook the 2 sides.

Spike got up and walked over before fastening it around her neck.

Spike then returned to his seat. "Wow...it looks amazing on you."

"Thank you."

"Your menus." the waiter said.

"Thank you." They replied.

"I'll be back shortly to take orders."

They looked at the menus as the waiter walked away.

"Wow, this all sounds delish."

"Yeah."

Soon, the waiter took their orders and then they talked as the good was being prepared.

"What was your husband like before he died?"

"He tended to be hardheaded sometimes."

"Really? Is that where DT gets it?"

"Teeheehee, I never noticed it."

"And you're just realizing it now?"

"Hey, we were lovestruck young adults."

"I'm still young and even I'd see something like that coming."

Then the 2 shared a laugh.

'Wow, I never thought I'd be falling in love all over again. Guess I needed this for more than just keeping my kid away from my cash.' Naughty Bits thought.

'She's not so bad.' thought Spike.

"After this night is over, maybe I'll let you walk me all the way home."

"Maybe? I'm offended?" replied Spike in mock hurt.

"Spike?"

"Yes Naughty Bits?"

"I don't kiss on 1st date, but maybe I can make an exception for you." She leaned over and gave a peck on Spike's lips before pulling back with a smile.

Spike's ears fired out steam!

"I liked your reaction."

"I'm so lucky!"

"Your food Spike and Naughty Bits." The waiter set the plates down before giving them some alone time again.

Spike and Naughty ate in silence while sneaking peeks at each other when the looked up from their food. Smiling every time.

After finishing their meal, Naughty went ahead and payed for the bill.

"I had fun." Said Naughty Bits.

"I'd like to do this again." Spike agreed.

"Spike, will you be my boyfriend?"

"Really? Ask me out of the blue? You really sure?"

"Yeah, you're pretty fun."

"Really?"

"Come-on, you've been such a good date. I'd like to do this again sometime also."

"I'd like that too."

Then...Spike walked Naughty all the way home.

"So...next Friday?"

" *kiss* Sounds great to me."

Spike rubbed his cheek while Naughty walked up to her home.

'I wonder what it'd look like once I step down, and live with him.' She thought before returning with a smile on her face to her bitch of a daughter.

'Well, looks like I have something to look forward to after giving Diamond Tiara my mansion. A life in a castle with a dragon.'