"Blah blah blah hanging out, blah blah blah friendship, blah blah blah take this you evil girl." Said Twilight Sparkle as the girls were dealing with another girl who got a hold equestrian magic.

The new villain cried out before getting hit with a large rainbow as the group of friends powered down from their latest and newest forms which looked like bikinis.

"Great job girls." Said Spike as he ran to them.

"Ugh! That was like, what? The third time this has happened this month?" groaned Rainbow.

"Why were our latest outfits so....revealing?" Said Fluttershy with a shiver.

"Frankly at this point darling I'm not surprised." spoke Rarity with a sigh. "It feels like they end up more different every time something like this happens."

"You girls think we'll either get dominatrix outfits next or wrestling outfits next." Asked Pinkie Pie.

"Well, Ah hope we're done for the rest of the month, Ah wanna enjoy this summer." Said Applejack.

"You said it, I've got this new collection of old history books that I've been dying to get into." spoke Twilight.

"And I'm gonna go spend some time in Equestria." Said Sunset Shimmer.

"Me and Rainbow are going to a cool camp for some summer fun!" Pinkie beamed.

"Fluttershy and I have a day at the spa to enjoy." Said Rarity.

"I guess we all got somethin' to do." Said Applejack. "Even me, gotta go help with the farm as usual."

After they all went their separate ways, they all were unaware of the....great nothing happening.

"That wasn't a very impressive fake out, author."

Shut up!

After getting home, Spike booked it for the laboratory.

Twilight noticed and chuckled while having a faint idea why he was in a rush.

He got into the lab...

"Hello? Babe I'm home!" he called out with his tail wagging and ran over near the side of the bed.

That's when Spike got tackled!

"Hey babe, miss me?"

"What took you so long?" smiled the Robot Dog rubbing her cheek with his.

"Another girl got her hands on Equestrian Magic."

"Twilight really needs to find the source of that." Said Robot Dog before kissing Spike's cheek.

He smiled and got up before climbing on the bed along with the robot. "You're preaching to the choir."

"So what, now that it's summer vacation?"

"Well, all the girls are busy, wanna take a walk around the city?"

"Sounds like a date."

Both of them got down and headed out courtesy of the doggy door.

"So where are we headed Spike?"

"Just you watch, I'm gonna show you what a real dog does." he smirked while they headed down the street.

"So where's our 1st stop?" Asked Robot Dog.

"There." He pointed to a trash can.

"A trash can?"

Spike jumped in and started eating leftover food.

Robot Dog tilted her head while seeing Spike shake his head while gnawing on a chicken bone. "Dogs do this?"

"Yeah, so many good leftovers can be found in here, try some."

She climbed in and looked around, unsure of how to do this, but then she had an idea. Robot Dog swallowed a bunch of trash, and started shaking.

"Hey, you alright?"

And then her back popped open and a cube of garbage flew out of her body. "Oooh, that is fun."

"Wow, I forgot Twilight installed a recycling function in you."

"I'll clean up all this trash in no time." Robot dog said as she swallowed more and more garbage.

After that, they got out of the trash can.

"That was fun, so what next?"

That's when a mail truck drove by.

"MAILMAN!!!" Shouted Spike, attracting the attention of all the other dogs.

"What?"

"We chase after the mailman!" Spike said as he started running!

"Why?" Said Robot Dog running after him.

"There are many enemies to dogs. Squirrels, cats, dog catchers, pills, nail clippers, but worst of them all are mailmen!" he growled while other dogs followed.

"But why?" Asked Robot Dog. "Mail couriers deliver letters and parcels to people."

"Yeah, but who knows what kind of booby traps they're hiding, ready to kill our master while they least expect it!" he spoke while barking as the mailman spotted the dogs in the mirror and paled.

"Take this mutts!" Then he blew a dog whistle!

All the dogs stopped as they fell and squirmed in pain.

"Spike!" Gasped Robot Dog. Her eyes turned red as a giant laser cannon came out of her mouth! She fired it at the rear tires causing them to blow out and the truck to go swerving.

"Aaaaaah!" He stomped on the breaks.

"Spike, you okay?"

"Yeah...thanks...take that mailman..." he panted rubbing his ears.

"So what's next? What else do dogs like to do?"

And so we montage through some of this. Spike showing Robot Dog how to dig up bones, with Spike getting one, but Robot Dog digging up a perfect brachiosaur skeleton. Tearing up newspapers, with her of course shredding them with her shred function. Spike and Robot Dog then started playing Tug-o-War.

"You may be a robot, but you won't." But then with one hard jerk, Robot Dog propelled Spike towards her. He crashed into her, they rolled around and she ended up on top of him and she kissed his cheek again. "Uh, win?"

"I did." she smiled with her tail wagging. "So anything else dogs like to do?"

"We like to chase our tails." He saw his and started running after it.

"Chase our tails?"

"Yeah chase our tails!" He then saw his tail, and started running in circles before getting tired. "See? Now you try it."

"Meh." She shrugged before running so fast she created a wind tunnel! Sucking up everything around her!

"My frisbee!"

It hit her head making her stop and wobble with her head spinning. "Whoooo...that was crazy, I don't really get this part of being a dog yet."

"You'll get...ah....ah...achoo!" And Spike's head whipped around.

"Is that how dogs sneeze?" Robot dog asked while handing Spike a napkin?

"Yeah, humans find it cute for some reason." he replied before blowing his nose. "I never understood it either."

"Well I think it makes you really cute."

"Heh, heh, thanks."

"Anything else?" She asked.

"Hmm..."

"Hey girls, look it's Twilight Sparkle's mutt!" Said a familiar voice.

"And it seems he brought a friend." Said the 2nd.

"Let's beat them up, that oughta show Twilight and her friends to not mess with us!" Said the 1st.

"Aww, but I don't wanna beat up the cute doggies." Said the 3rd.

"You'll do it, and like it Sonata!"

"And now the next part about being a dog, running!"

"Okay." She then shot a live grenade at them. "Catch!"

"Wee! I caught it!" Said Sonata Dusk as Spike and Robot Dog ran away!

"Throw that away you idiot!" Panicked Adagio and Aria!

Too late, there was a loud explosion in the alley as all 3 Sirens were covered in soot.

"Sonata?"

"Yeah?"

"You're an idiot."

All 3 fell to the floor, allowing the unconsciousness to take them.

"That was too close!" Said Spike.

"I'm just glad my boyfriend's safe." Said Robot Dog before kissing his cheek.

Both ran all the way back home. When they did they climbed on the couch in the living room and snuggled together with Spike's hair standing up a little from the sparks coming from Robot Dog's nose.

"I had such a fun day with you Spike."

"Me too Robot Dog."

"Can we do this again?"

"It's summer babe, we got a few months to do it all." he chuckled while nuzzling against her.

Robot Dog smiled before looking at a nearby photo of Twilight and her friends. "Spike?"

"Yeah?"

"Remember the last time Twilight and her friends came over and you let Rarity hold you most of the time, and then switch over with Fluttershy?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Why do you let them?"

"Because they're both very good at handling me."

"That all?"

"Yeah."

"So...you're not getting interested in human girls?"

"Nope."

"What about Winona?"

"Nah, not really my type."

"Good boy, so is there any other aspects of being a dog?"

"Well there's doggy style but you're probably not equipped for sex."

"Sex?" she tilted her head just as Twilight entered the house.

"Hey doggies."

"Twilight, what is sex?"

"Bye doggies."

"Wait!" she got up and ran over. "I'm serious, what's sex?"

"No! I'm not ready to give you "the talk"."

"The talk?" she tilted her head.

"Ah! Leave me alone!" She ran away embarrassed.

"No! I need to know!" Robot Dog said as she gave chase!

Spike laughed before taking a nap.

"Tell me master!"

"Never!" She shouted as we see them running around the house! We then see Robot Dog corner her. "Now then, tell me what sex is and then gimme the equipment to do it."

"Uh....oh! Sorry can't do that, I hear my phone ringing, better get it."

That's when she put on the sad puppy eyes.

"No, that's not gonna work, I installed that in you." she covered her eyes.

She then begged.

'Begging and sad eyes? Oh you clever girl!'

Robot Dog then began making whimpering sounds with sniffling.

"Gah! Okay, okay! Just stop!"

"Woohoo!"

One conversation and upgrade later...

"Oh Spiiiiike."

"Huh?"

She walked int and then turned her butt to him. "I'm ready for doggy style now."

His eyes gaped with Twilight walking in with a blush.

"She talked me into it. Uh...listen...I have a meeting with Princess me about a robot dragon, just do what you do and I'l...go get some blueprints..." She said, looking away.

"Wait Twilight!"

"What now?"

"Um...you've got some air freshener, right?"

"Air freshener?"

"You know." he hinted while nodding at Robot Dog.

"Don't worry, Robot Dog also has that as well, now I really must go."

After she left...

"Alright, time for some fun." Said Spike as he got on Robot Dog's back.