Discord was idly flipping through channels on his tv with a bored expression.

"Ugh....when's the next episode of Friendship is Magic?"

"I know, I keep dying on the inside every time I'm forced to wait." Said Pinkie Pie.

"Have you noticed I'm not in many of these? Not even in the movie!"

"I know, but then again, having you in the movie may have ruined the plot."

"I'm bored, wanna go out and play?"

"Sounds like fun, what are we gonna do?"

"Let's pull a prank on Rarity, where she turns into Raripunk and acts like an actual punk all day."

"Oooh! Fun! Let's do it!"

Discord snapped his fingers as the two disappeared. They then appear outside one of Rarity's windows.

"This is gonna be so good!"

Discord snapped his fingers, enchanting one of Rarity's mirrors. "Ok, now we simply need to wait till she looks directly in it, and thus the prank really gets started."

Rarity walks down to her living room to look into every mirror. "Hello holding mirror." She then goes to another. "Good day desk mirror!" Then one more. "Hello tall mirror."

'Wow, that's kinda narcissistic, but then again what would you expect from someone with that many mirrors.'

Then she got to the mirror that was enchanted. "And last but not least, hello mirror mirror on the wall." she smiled while adjusting her mane. "My good side is just as fabulous as ever." She said before her body started spasming as the enchantment started!

"And thus, it begins." whispered Discord while Pinkie had to stifle her giggling.

That's when she transformed. Her purple, green and yellow colored mane, her dark purple jacket and her short tied up tail of the same 3 colors.

"Hmph, what am I doing here? I gotta go wreck ponies' lives." she remarked with a slightly British accent and walked to the door before kicking it open and walked off while Pinkie and Discord watched.

They then burst into laughter watching Rarity leave.

Raripunk walked down the road, walking all over a game of marbles, kicking nuts, then kicking a stallion in the nuts.

"He sure got you, didn't he reader?" Said Pinkie.

Making carts fall over...just being unbelievably rude.

She walked by Lyra and Bon Bon having lunch before taking Lyra's sandwich and bit into it.

"Hey!"

That's when Raripunk flashed a threatening face at them! "What? You got something to say?"

"N-no..."

"That's what I thought!"

Later, Raripunk got a 6 pack of soda and started chugging outside of Sugarcube Corner.

"Heeheehee, look, she's attracting the frat boys who're visiting for Winter break." Discord pointed.

The frat boys visiting their loved ones were all taking notice as they started pumping a hoof into the air and chanting chug!

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

She downed the last one and tossed it aside before letting out a loud belch making the stallions cheer.

Pinkie and Discord blurted out into hysterical laughter while Raripunk hoof bumped Rainbow Dash and Applejack, then giving Fluttershy a friendly nuggie.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Dang Rarity, I don't know what's with you today, but I like it!" cheered Rainbow.

"But ah gotta ask, what's with the accent?" asked Applejack.

"What's with your accent?" she threw back while Rainbow burst out into laughter.

"Oooh, she's got you there Applejack."

Applejack rolled her eyes before Twilight came.

"Hey girls, how's it..."

"Nerd alert!" Shouted Raripunk.

"Uh...what?" she blinked. "Rarity?"

"Hey nerd princess, what adventure do we have today? I hope it's one of mine, my adventures are the best ones after all."

"Now isn't that an understatement." Pinkie then winked to the reader.

She frowned and looked her over. "Uh, trying out something more daring?"

"No duh." she scoffed. "Who needs that girly mane and tail when I got a real look with these ones."

"O...kay..."

"Alright, see yah girls, I'm gonna go do more cool stuff." she turned and walked off while some of the stallions walked up to her.

"What? The rest of you wanna get kicked in the nuts? Back off!"

"Aw come on babe, we just wanna party."

Raripunk spat onto the ground, ran at them and beat them all till they couldn't move." Twilight and the others went wide eyed while she dusted off her hooves. "Anypony else wanna try hitting on me?"

No response as everypony was no quivering with fear.

"Thought so." But as she started moving again, she accidentally crashed into someone.

"Oof, sorry." groaned the person who rubbed their head.

That's when Raripunk got up, very annoyed.

"Whuh-oh." Said Discord.

"I was hoping she wouldn't run into him." Said Pinkie.

"Hey! Watch where you're-oh, hey there Spike."

"Sorry Rarity, I was heading home but then I didn't see where I was going."

"Nah, it's fine, but now, I have a question."

"Yeah, what's-" That's when he ended up with his back against a wall and Raripunk leaning over him.

"You single?"

"Wait, what?"

"I said, I like your scales, how do you keep your scales so shiny." she asked with a smirk while Spike blushed at the closeness.

"R-R-Rarity? Are you...feeling alright?"

"Yeah, just flirting with yah, you liking it?"

He gulped while unsure and noted her look. "Uh, did something happen to your mane again?"

"Yep, it got boring! Come-on, let's have some fun, just you and me...that is if you're man enough."

"What's a man?"

"Don't know." she shrugged before her horn glowed and she picked Spike up. "I know a cool back alley where ponies like to makeout."

"H-how about we go to the park and watch the swans swim by."

"Heh, aren't you the traditional romantic, but sorry buddy, Raripunk don't play like that." she waved off before carrying him off.

'Wait, Raripunk? Is something off? And what's with that accent?' Spike then heard giggling. "Huh?" He looked around and facepalmed seeing a certain poofy mane sticking out of a bush. 'Of course Pinkie would be here.'

That's when Discord popped his head out of the bush and gave Spike a wink and head's up.

'Ah, now I understand.' That's when the bush started shaking 'Oh...wow....' "Uh, Rarity?"

"What?"

"I think Pinkie and Discord pranked you into becoming Raripunk."

"That's just crazy, I chose to change up my style today and decided to stop being so prim and pampered." She explained.

"No, I think I know what I'm talking about."

"And I think my boyfriend won’t be getting kisses from me with that attitude.” she frowned while he went wide eyed. "Now pucker up or I'm taking the lead."

'Okay Spike, what should I do? Kiss her and let her be this, or save her, return her to her normal self and never get any steps closer to winning her heart.'

"I'm waiting."

He turned and saw everyone, not just Pinkie and Discord, but literally everyone just mouthing "do it". He blushed at all the looks before turning to Raripunk and gulped before puckering his lips.

As their lips touched, that's when she wrapped her forelegs around Spike and sucked his lips in!

His eyes bulged out while his tail stood up and felt like he heard fireworks go off in his head.

As Raripunk pulled away, she sucked even more until they a loud pop. "Mmm, a little scaly, but I like it." She then licked her lips.

"Wow, we're good matchmakers, aren't we Discord?"

"I'd say so, I honestly thought she was gonna beat him up."

That's when she took Spike back to Carousel Boutique. "Mind helping me redecorate?"

"Wait, you mean the whole place? Isn't that a bit, much?"

"Don't worry about, this place, weirdly gets trashed on a few occasions, what's one more time gonna hurt?"

"Well, I'm just asking cause won't you get bent out of shape later on?"

"No, this is the new me, I'm not gonna get upset! Look!" She then flipped her couch over. "Haha!"

But that's when something inside her, caused physical pain.

"Ow!"

"What's wrong?"

Meanwhile in Rarity's head.

"Return my body you curse!"

"Ow! Why did that hurt?"

"Because this is my house and I won't have an idiot wrecking it!"

She stumbled and rubbed her head while growling. "I'll be right back, gotta use the bathroom." When she entered the bathroom, she stared at the mirror. "Hey, stop fighting back, you just made our boyfriend worry."

"You're making our friend worry, because you're not me!"

"Uh, yeah I am, I'm the new you."

"You can't just replace me!"

"I'm not replacing, I'm improving. Unlike you, I'm blunt, hard, real, and don't need to worry about a little split end in my mane unlike you."

"How dare you? Also, why do you like Spike in a romantic way?"

"Why don't you? Sure, he's younger, but why?”

"Because he's like a brother."

"Well that's your fault, not mine. He might be young and short, but he's definitely better than any other stallion in your life."

“Please have mercy on the boy, at least wait until he's a high school age teen.”

"Hahaha, oh you're hilarious old me, no wonder I haven't erased your existence yet." she smirked. "You think I'm waiting? No, not happening, I'm gonna rock his scaly world and show him Raripunk is better than boring prissy old Rarity."

"Do you have no morals at all you pedophile?"

"Pedophile? Oh please, last I checked, Spike is old enough to be considered a full fledged adult. He might be short, but he's definitely no baby."

Rarity looked at Raripunk, disgusted. "When I escape, I'm going to kill Discord!"

"And when you fail, I'm gonna ask if he can be the guy who says 'you may kiss the bride'." Raripunk then left the bathroom. "I think Spike's been waiting long enough, time for his prize for being so patient with me all these years "

"You get back here!"

She walked back downstairs to see Spike and Sweetie Belle watching a pile of Rarity's furniture burn. "Sweetie? What are you doing here?"

"I wanna be Punky Belle."

"Well why didn't you say so, we can get that fixed up in no time, later though."

"Okay."

Upon looking at the burning furniture, some more pain began within her.

'I know you can feel that pain! Just stop this all right now.'

'Forget it! I said I'm in charge now, and there's gonna be changes here. I'm thinking we move from those stupid dresses and go with something more...leathery.' She thought before grabbing spike. "Let's go, so we can do naughty things with leather."

He went wide eyed while she carried him upstairs. "W-What?!"

"Sweetie Belle keep an eye on the place and get rid of anything too frilly and girly!"

"Okay!"

"R-R-Rarity?"

"From now on, just call me Raripunk." She told him before running to her room throwing him onto the bed. "Hold still and you'll be on cloud 9."

"Whoa!" Gasped Spike. He saw her climb on the bed with a seductive look and gulped.

"You know what we're gonna do, right?"

"Y-yeah, but isn't this rushing it a bit?"

"No, you've waited long enough." She leaned down. "I’m gonna rock your world."

Meanwhile...

"You think we should turn her back?"

"We'll end the prank after Spike gets laid."

"Makes sense to me." Said Pinkie as they heard Spike and Raripunk's sounds of love. "Wanna go turn somepony else into another variation of themselves?"

"Masked Matterhorn vs. your evil version of Rainbow Dash?"

"I wanna kiss you." Said Pinkie. "If only you weren't dating Fluttershy."

Later...after Spike and Raripunk finished.

"Man this was a fun day." Raripunk said as she laid on the bed with Spike hugging her.

"Please don't let this be a dream." Spike hoped.

"Unfortunately Spikey-wikey, it is." Said Rarity as she returned to normal. "Now if you'll excuse me, there are 2 crazy characters I must punish."

He watched her limp out and sighed dejectedly. "Oh well, it was nice while it lasted." Spike walked out, disappointed...

"We can't just end this on a sad note." Said Pinkie.

"Don't worry, Rarity may be back, but I teleported a certain somepony to Spike's room." Discord explained. "I'm so kind, Fluttershy would wanna marry me."

That's when they ran into Rarity, carrying a giant diamond with her magic and an angry expression on her face.

"You wanna know where this diamond is going?" Asked Rarity.

"Uh...I'm afraid to answer that."

"The caboose?" smiled Pinkie.

"BINGO!"

The pained screeches of Pinkie and Discord could be heard from the castle as Spike entered his room.

"Maybe I'll just take a nap, at least there I'll have good dreams." And as he turned on the lights....

"Yeah, good dreams of me." whispered a voice right beside him.

"Raripunk? But how-"

"Be sure to give Discord something nice on his birthday." she spoke before kissing him.

Spike smiled as the door slammed closed.

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