A lake....a dock....an armored knight....a healer mage....what could this all mean?

"So...Grass Thorn...I was just wondering, we've been in the same guild for a year now...will you please...marry me?" Asked the healer mage in a girly pink outfit.

The handsome night who stood before her, simply said one thing..."No."

"Eeeeeeeeeh?! But why not?"

"I just don't think it'll work out."

"But why?"

"Because Silent, I don't need marriage." Green Thorn explained.

"Aww..." replied Silent.

"Now let's go, Verlierer and Croissant are waiting for us to begin our next quest."

"Oh, alright."

So we have 4 heroes on a quest...

"Dammit guys! Where are you!" Shouted Green Thorn, the armored knight, they say the best offence is the best defense, but sheesh, is he taking a beating.

"I'mma coming Green Thorn!" Shouted Verlierer, the team's attacker, you know what I said about offence and defense? Well this guy takes it the other way around.

Verilierer swiftly took care of them all.

"Thanks."

"Oh my darling Green Thorn, are you okay? Don't worry, I shall heal you." Said Silent as she used a healing spell.

"Gah! Stop, that heals everything in the circle!"

Then the monsters got back up, pushed Verilierer put of the way, and began beating up Green Thorn.

"Ow! Why me?!"

"Stand back everyone! I got this!" Said thier wizard and guild leader, Croissant! He raised his staff into the air. "Sun Bomb!"

It killed everything, even Green Thorn!

"No!" cried out Silent in despair.

"Uh...weren't you kinda overdoing it guild leader." Said Verlierer.

"Sorry, I bought this extravagantly powerful new staff which costed me 100 bits and I just had to use it!"

"How can you act like he didn't just die! He's gone!"

Surprisingly, Green Thorn laid their like Yamcha.

"Just revive him, you are our healing mage after all." Said Croissant.

"Oh...right..." she replied in embarrassment before casting a healing spell.

Later at the tavern, after a fictional hard day's work.

"Mmmh..." Silent purred as she leaned on Green Thorn's arm. "I'm so sorry for being such a burden Green Thorn."

"Don't worry about it, I haven't been grinding that much." he replied with a shrug.

"Green, you're supposed to be our tank, you really sucked out there today!"

"Well excuse me princess, I haven't seen you guys pulling around your own weight."

"It's fine guys, we'll always beat these quests, just as long as I always have a full bag of these powerful items!" Said Croissant.

'Premium playing snob.' Green Thorn and Verlierer thought.

"So, can we get married now Green Thorn?"

"Hell no! How many times must say it you dumb stallion?!" Green Thorn replied.

"But...I'm a mare."

"Yeah, that's just how you see yourself, so could please quit clinging to me?"

"But...I'm a mare IRL."

"Ha, if we were to meet, and turns out you were telling the truth, I'd definitely finally make you my waifu."

"Well, guess that settles it." Croissant interjected.

"Settles what?"

"That, after a year of going on adventures with each other, it's time we met in real life!"

"Hold up."

"Something wrong Verlierer?" Croissant asked.

"How do we know this isn't some trick?"

"You'll have my permission to kill us if it is a trick."

"Whoa! That's going a bit too far don't you think?" Said Green Thorn.

"Anything to prove that we're all telling the truth, right?"

"Well, I guess."

"See, so where should we all meet up tomorrow?" Asked Croissant.

The next day...we see Spike at the entrance to Sugarcube Corner, with a nametag that says Green Thorn.

'Huh...as it turns out, me, Silent and Verilierer all live in Ponyville and Croissant lives in Canterlot.' Spike thought to himself as he turned his back. That's when someone touched his shoulder...

"Uh...Green Thorn? It's me, Silent."

He turned and his eyes widened. "Fluttershy? You? You're silent?!"

"Yes..." Fluttershy was really happy about this as she began hugging him. "I'm so happy to meet you face to face."

"Uh..." 'FUUUUUUCK!!! I said so many hateful things to her online, I...am a bastard to the entire degree, I just hope Rainbow Dash isn't...'

"Green Thorn and Silent are Spike and Fluttershy?" Gasped Rainbow Dash.

"How do you know our avatar names?"

"It's me, Verlierer...heeeey...you've been saying a lot of mean rejections to Fluttershy this whole year?!"

'Crap!'

"It's okay Rainbow Dash, now that Spike knows I'm a mare, we'll finally become husbando and waifu."

"My, aren't we a lively bunch?"

"Princess Luna?!"

"Correct, but I'm you all know me as...Croissant."

"SAY WHAT!?"

"Yes, now, let us gorge ourselves on sweets as we get to know each other."

They nodded and made their way inside the shop. They sat at a table with of course, Luna paying for everything.

'Just like in the game.' thought the other three.

"Haha! Please, let us gorge ourselves. We've we've friends for years and we've been unknowingly strengthening that bond." smiled Luna biting into her cake.

"Oh Green Thorn, say ah..." Said Fluttershy.

Spike did as she said and a cookie was popped into his mouth. He munched on it while trying to ignore how odd this might look to others.

Fluttershy snuggled closer to Spike, hearts in her eyes.

"Guess this means your crush on Rarity is over." Rainbow Dash joked.

"S-Shut up." blushed Spike.

That's when Fluttershy shot-up. "Rarity...she's been breaking the heart of my precious Green Thorn...she's gonna pay." She said with yandere eyes. "How dare she not acknowledge your kindness as gestures of love..." She then rambled on.

"Fluttershy? Fluttershy, hey! Fluttershy!" Spike shook her, to snap her back to reality.

"Huh? What happened?"

Spike, Rainbow Dash and Luna were all genuinely scared.

"Uh, you were just about to go use the bathroom."

"Oh, right." she nodded before flying over to where the restrooms were.

"Okay...so your new girlfriend is a yandere gamer...who knows where you live incase you one day decide to dump her or cheat on her." Rainbow Dash pointed out.

"She's not my girlfriend."

"Correction, she's your waifu." Giggled Luna.

"Not you too aunty!"

"Oh come now Spike, I bet your mom would approve of Fluttershy."

"Yeah, I'm sure she'd go nuts to hear her son has a yandere gamer for a daughter-in-law." he replied with sarcasm.

"Hey guys, what's going on here?" Pinkie asked.

"Don't tell her!"

"Tell me what?"

"Fluttershy now has yandere love for Spike."

"Uh...shouldn't you be as far away as possible from Spike now?"

"Don't worry, we're all MMORPG friends, she ain't gonna kill us." that's when a knife flew out and landed on the table. "Come-on Fluttershy, I'm your 1st ever friend!"

"Oh! Sorry, but it sounded like flirting." she remarked walking back over and sitting next to Spike.

"Uh...what's that Mrs.Cake, you want to talk about how much you hate your mother-in-law? Okay, I'll listen!" Then Pinkie dipped!

Fluttershy wrapped her forelegs around Spike's arm. Spike looked at the other two with a help me look.

Meanwhile Fluttershy shined a bright smile.

Later, after finishing the buffet of sweets, Rainbow Dash and Luna had to go because of their jobs. Leaving Spike to Fluttershy...all alone...

"Now that we're husbando and waifu, I wonder how long it'll be till we're an actual husband and wife." Fluttershy said before kissing Spike right on the cheek.

'Oh why did I have to say that?' Spike was regretting everything, even starting his online gaming life.

"So, what shall we do now? Meet each other's parents?"

"Uh...we kinda already introduced each other to our parents already."

"Hmm, good point." Fluttershy then had an idea. "Let's have a sleepover at your place, I'll bring my laptop."

'Crap!'

Fluttershy kissed Spike's nose before flying off.

"Why am I getting the feeling a lot of ponies are smiling right behind me?" He turned around to see Sweetie Belle, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer and Moondancer all smiling.

"He-hey Casanova." Twilight greeted.

"Hey Twilight."

"So, you're an item now with-ah!" She jumped back because a knife just missed her.

"Sadly, I have a yandere on my hands." he pointed to Fluttershy.

"You're on your own." Then they all turned their back and left.

"Aw come on!"

Later that night...

"Okay, if I can just board up all the windows and my door, I should be safe...I mean come-on, I can just eat my room for the rest of my life."

"Aww, but what am I gonna eat?" Asked Fluttershy.

"AH!" he jumped in surprise.

"Hello Spike, my lover."

"Fluttershy? When did you get here? How did you get in here?"

"I have yandere powers now...I can be anywhere I want and attack anyone I want..."

"Fluttershy...you didn't attack Rarity did you?"

"Nope, I was going to beat her with my toy magic wand, but..." She the then stepped out of the shadows to reveal a big cartoon bump along with a few bruises. "...turns out she knows Kung-fu."

"Ouch."

"Kiss my booboos please?"
'She is my...waifu...guess I'm allowed.' he thought before kissing the bruises. First the bruised eye, then the cheek, then her forehead, Spike then decided to have some fun and peck her lips.

"Hmm, hmm, hmm, there's no bruise there."

"I know, I just can't help myself around such a beautiful mare." 'I'm probably having too much fun now.'

She grinned before grabbing his cheeks and pressed their lips together.

Spike pushed her off. "Sh-shouldn't we log in now? They're probably wondering where we are..."

"Dashie and Luna can wait, right now...I want to be the center of your attention." she purred.

"Meep!" Spike squealed.

Fluttershy put her laptop on Spike's table, then she caught him and got under his bed's sheets. "Now let's play."

"Shit!"

A month after that fateful night, we Spike and Fluttershy at their wedding. Something Luna paid the expenses on.

"Hee hee hee, I'm so glad we get to consummate twice...once for our virtual marriage, now twice for our real marriage."

"Yup." Spike agreed. 'Dammit.'

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