Spike had just gotten back to his car. Yes, there's a toy set where Spike can drive. And it turns out it was easy to get a driver's license to use said vehicle.

"Ah, it sure does pay to work for royalty if it means I can do stuff like this at my age." he smiled while driving down the road. "Hey kids!" He shouted to the school ponies. "You call those go-karts?" He sarcastically asked in a douchebag way with the douche smile and sunglasses.

"Screw you!"

"Oh yeah, go to Hasbro and get your driver's licenses and maybe..." Spike was flung from his car after hitting a street light...and a fruit stand...and a robot version of rainbow dash...and rainbow dash herself, oh wait, that was a changeling. He stopped at a wall and groaned in pain.

The kids all laughed.

"Hah, at least I have a cell phone."

"Fuck you rich boy!"

Spike dialed into it and held it to his ear. "Hello? My car broke down. Where am I?" He looked up. "Octavia and Vinyl's house."

"Can't you crash into someone else's wall?" spoke Octavia looking out her window.

"Yep, they're yelling at me, when can you get here? Thanks." he ended the call and looked at the wreck. "What'll I do while I wait he wondered." He then looked back to Octavia and Vinyl. 'Have a little quickie to calm them down perhaps?'

"No way Spike! This isn't their chapter!" called Spikerules302.

"Okay whoever and whatever you are...hmm..." he tapped his chin before another car pulled up next to his own with a wrench on the door.

"Hey, you the guy?"

"Yep."

"Figures, ever since the Hasbro driving co. came to town, we've been getting so many crashed cars that we had to have people wait for months even though we can quickly fix cars in an hour." replied the mare stepping out and moving over to the wreck. She was a brown unicorn with a white coat. This mare then had her wrench out as she popped the hood open. "Dang, you really messed this up."

"Can you fix it?"

"You can bet your uh..."

"1st kiss?" Suggested Trahzo.

"I would have gone with tail."

"Just fix it please...and don't tell my mom."

"Who's your mom?" she asked while tinkering around the engine.

"Celestia...."

"Ow!" the mare hit her head from moving up too fast. "Did you just say the princess?"

"The one and only Celestia yes."

Meanwhile from behind a bush...Molestia started crying.

"It's okay, we still got each other." Comforted Solar Flare and Nightmare Star.

"Come-on, let's try and find our own Spikes." Said Trollestia.

Back with Spike and the mechanic.

"You're a prince?"

"That's right."

"Uh...why don't we go down to my workshop and I'll fix it for free." she offered.

"For free? Hell yeah." he grinned.

So Spike got into her pickup truck and were on their way.

"My name's Silver Spanner by the way." introduced the mare.

"Spike." He returned the introduction.

"Seriously though, why made you crash the car this badly?"

"Tsssss....showing off my superiority to the other kids....." he admitted with embarrassment.

"Well, now you know what not to do next time."

"Yeah, I kinda looked like a douchebag."

"And that's another thing of what not to do. What about crashing into walls?"

"I wasn't paying attention."

Soon they arrived at the shop.

"Hey Mjolna, we've got another kid driver." Silver Spanner called out.

"Another? Some's gotta sue that driving company."

"Spike, you can sit in the waiting room. We'll let you know when it's done."

"Okay." Spike responded. When they were gone, he took the jar of lollipops and changed the channel to Cartoon Network and watched a Ninjago marathon that was in progress. It took an hour and a half before he was called back.

"Hey Spike, the...I knew the lollipop jar was a bad idea." frowned Silver Spanner.

"Heh...sorry about the mess." he chuckled embarrassingly.

"Just come to the garage."

He obliged and followed her to where his car was. "Wow, my car looks awesome!"

"So we put this on..."

"My either my mom's tab or my sister's tab."

"Your sis..."

"Twilight Sparkle."

"Alright."

"Thanks again still...wanna break it in with me?"

"Well I don't see why not."

"Yeah!"

Spike and Silver Spanner then got in the car and Spike began the ignition. It started up smooth as he drove it out of the garage. "Silver, I wanna reward you for helping me out today."

"Oh you don't have to do that."

"I insist, why don't I give you a tour of Twilight's Castle?"

"You sure she won't be bothered by that?"

"We won't be in the way."

"Well, I guess if you're sure."

"Yep."

Then as they got to the castle...

"SPIKE!"

"Huh?"

"Why did I get a bill from the repair shop about repairs on your car?"

"Well, there's something..."

"...something what?"

"Please don't take my license away."

"And why shouldn't I?"

"I'll..." Then he looked at the other Celestias. "I'll introduce you to the other Celestias."

"Yes! We do exist!" Cheered Molestia.

"Acceptable, I'll see them for a tea party Saturday."

"Phew, that was a close one...so, ready for the tour Silver Spanner?"

"Lead the way."

So Spike lead Silver Spanner around in a Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends style tour, always dreading the part with the hallways.

"So we got hallways, hallways, and hallways."

Yeah...so after showing her everything, he then led her to his room.

"This here is my room."

"Oh...why am I here?" She asked while walking in.

"I said I was gonna give you the full tour, and this is included."

"Well...it's certainly a cute little room." she commented as Spike shut the door. "Uh...what's going on?"

"I kinda lied about the tour being your reward." he admitted.

"Uh..."

"So, feel like some raunchy sex or is the mechanics pun wrenchy?"

"Well, we're here, and I'm off the clock, so what the hell."

"Oh yeah!"

"Then in round 2, we can do it in the car later."

"My thoughts exactly."

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