Soldier is found once again by Merasmus, and the magician isn't happy with his defeat back in 2012
so now hes returned. but since soldier can't be killed without him coming back stronger, Merasmus finds a world that would destroy Soldier in the most horrific way possible. (let me say this right now, there will be no shipping or real clop, this is mainly a comedy as soldier uses all the mann.co tech he has to survive the heat and get back home)(again this is an idea that just wouldn't leave me alone)(teen for strong language and very suggestive jokes)WARNING many joke made towards canada that are just jokes, if you can't take a joke don't read. WARNING#2 spoiler for comic "ring of fired" so if you havent read that, don't read this. unless you don't care.
Edit: 03/26/14, to celebrate the 500th veiw i will call a "Massive Edit" i will put this fic through google docs and edit the spelling then profusely edit any grammer i catch and other things that just don't make sense, i'll also throw a new joke in here and there but not much, i'll just edit the more crappy parts of the fic. Thank you all for your wonderful support! -HWB
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Worst,....roommate,.....ever (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 27th, 2014
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OH,...CANADA! (Editied) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 27th, 2014
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Things get a little "Hot" (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 29th, 2014
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Major league!! (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 27th, 2014
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The more Wrinkly the skin, the sweeter the fruit. (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 4th, 2014
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Epilogue,....Well not really (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 27th, 2014
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Congratulations! your ending has reached a new level!: Truly Feared! (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 27th, 2014
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Bonus, Wub a Dub Du"Take a bath HIPPIE!!" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 4th, 2014
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I"m Sorry but this isn't a update. (NOT A NEW CHAPTER, NOTE TO MY FAVS) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 4th, 2014
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Sequel [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 16th, 2014
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Soldier is found by Merasmus, and is sent to a certain place during a certain season. Edit 03/26/14 massive edit to fix errors and add a few jokes.
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Permission to FREAK OUT!? (sequel to Lost, on the heat of battle. a TF2 and MLP crossover.)
56 Likes, 7 Dislikes, 1,954 ViewsSoldier has built a machine that will allow his to return to Canada (Equestria) so he can carry out his revenge against them. but somthing goes freakishly wrong!
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Lost in the heat of battle 3 The Apple does not fall far from the Tree.
35 Likes, 3 Dislikes, 1,098 ViewsThe son of Soldier and Pinkie pie returns to the world of his birth.