Well, I'm screwed. That was DJ’s first thought on what just happened. DJ knew he shouldn't be too mad at Pinkie, she was only just curious is all, but he was pretty sure her curiosity just screwed him over. DJ could see only three outcomes right now. One, they execute him as a threat to Equestria. Two, he gets his hind-end banished to either the Moon or the Sun for the rest of his days. Three, they try to send him back to where he came from or to another world entirely. "THIS SUCKS!" Wait, did I just say that out loud? Yep, oh well.

"Pardon?" asked the night princess.

"Oh, I was just thinking about what was going to happen next and every outcome looked pretty bleak, so yeah. This sucks," he said with a defeated look.

"I will give you a small chance to explain yourself, human. Then my sister and I will make our decision on your fate. Do not make me regret this," Celestia replied, still looking as mad as heck.

"Thank you for that Princess,” DJ began, “it means a lot to me. But to explain myself, you all will have to understand something about my world. You see, my world is nothing like yours. My world is full of hatred and fear, every day you are looking over your shoulder, fearful of everything and everyone around you. Corruption, greed, and violence rule my world with an iron fist and war is always on the horizon in a never ending cycle." As you can see, DJ does not have a high opinion of Earth, it explains a lot if you stop and think about it.

Celestia actually looked taken aback about the planet DJ had described. How could such a world exist? How could anypony live like that? she thought to herself.

"That is why I left my home, you see. I never felt like I belong on a planet that I just know is on the road to its own destruction. Our technology has grown to the point where the entire world can be destroyed in a matter of hours, if not minutes," said DJ who looked ashamed.

He looked around at the ponies that were surrounding him. What were looks of fear and dislike only minutes ago, had turned teary-eyed and despaired. They were actually feeling sad for him. Well don't I feel special.

"How is that even possible?" Twilight asked, her eyes tearing up like the others, but also with a look of deep fear of what DJ had said.

"My kind has spent the last half of this century in a massive cold war. It was basically a giant arms race to see who could build the better weapons. And they did. We created powerful bombs that can destroy entire islands in a matter of seconds and also have terrible lasting effects on any of those unlucky enough not to be vaporized by the explosion itself." That little tidbit caused Fluttershy to yelp a little and he couldn't blame her. Humans can be awful sometimes, there is no denying that.

"Don't get me wrong, though. There are still good humans with kind hearts and I like to consider myself among them. The only problem is that they are few and far between and none of them have any sort of power to stop our world from this downward spiral of destruction. But that is why I have these," DJ said lifting up his two lightsabers in an outstretched hand. "These are called lightsabers and are basically swords made of pure light that cut through pretty much anything. I used my first wish from the Genie to create them as they are still theoretical and fictional back on Earth. I asked for these so that when I came to Equestria, I could have the power to do something should the need arise. I want to be able to help others. I don’t want to sit back and watch bad things happen, Princess! Not anymore."

Celestia just sat there processing the information she had been told. DJ had no way of telling what she was thinking and just hoped that his explanation would be enough. "What do you plan to do with these 'lightsabers’? Are you here to harm my little ponies?" the Princess asked with an unreadable expression.

DJ looked at her with determination and spoke. "Celestia, I will only say this once. These swords of mine are for me to be able to protect the innocent. I would never harm anypony with these blades! I would take my own life with these swords before even thinking about using them on a pony! And I have vowed to never commit suicide! That is the coward's way out; the selfish way out! And I will promise you with an eternal Pinkie Promise on the fact that I will never use my lightsabers to bring harm to your subjects. I will sign a contract with my own blood if that's what it takes to convince you of my feelings!" Hey, when you think of the world as he does, suicide comes up as an option more times than he would like. These were not happy thoughts. I can be serious when I need to be!

Celestia didn't know what to think. Everything the human, DJ, had just told them all rang deep within her heart and soul. This human came from a world that only knew violence and war, but he wanted nothing to do with it. He came here to have a peaceful life, but also knew there were dangers in this world as well and decided to come prepared. Those weapons of his were extremely powerful from the small 'demonstration' she had just witnessed and could cause much harm to her subjects. But he was willing to do perform not only a Pinkie Promise, but also complete a blood contract just to convince her! The determination of his was certainly to be admired. Perhaps he really can be trusted around my little ponies, she thought to herself. There is but one test that remains. Should he pass...well we shall see. "DJ, I have taken your words into great consideration. There is, however, one problem remaining."

"And that would be?" he asked cautiously, with a hint of fear within his eyes.

DJ was dreading what Celestia was going to tell him. What kind of problem is she talking about? Is this the question that will seal his fate? Aw man I am freaking out so much right now!

"DJ, you must complete your promise!" said the sun princess, a sly smile slowly spreading across her muzzle.

First thought: Holy crap, Trollestia lives! What he said: "You are evil, you know that? Making me sweat up a storm over here!” he says with a deadpan expression, while Celestia only grins. Evil little… “Of course I will complete my promise!” DJ says suddenly with a matching grin. “I, DJ the human, do solemnly Pinkie Promise to never harm the subjects of Equestria with my swords. I cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" Of course he knew it by heart, every fan should.

"Very well then human, my sister and I shall decide our next course of action," said Princess Celestia with a warm smile.

The two alicorn princesses just stared at each other for a few minutes. Must be telepathy, he figured; now that could be a fun power to get behind. Why did I leave that out when I had these things powered up? Ah, well. No sense dwelling on the past.

"Celestia and I have reached a consensus on you, human," said Luna, bringing DJ out of his thoughts. Oh boy here we go, what happens to me now?

"Yes, Luna and I have decided that..." *pause for dramatic effect* Damn it princesses this my life not 'American Idol!' "DJ, the human shall be given full citizenship in Equestria, so longs as he keeps his promise and protects the lives of his fellow ponies." DJ blinked. Did they just say what I think they said?

"I get to stay?" DJ said cautiously.

"Yes, DJ you can stay," the princesses answered in unison.

"Yes!!!" DJ says fist pumping into the open air. "And do you know what that means?" he asked. Celestia and Luna looked at him dumbfounded and shook their heads. He looks over to Pinkie, who had finally recovered from her near-death experience, and winked. She immediately understood and bounced over to him and together yelled,

"IT'S PARTY TIME!!" Everyone smiled at their little outburst. Just randoms being random. Completely understandable… that didn’t come out right.

"Pinkie Pie, DJ? You both are so random!" said everyone's favorite rainbow-colored mare.

"Yes! She said it! Another famous phrase uttered by the one and only Rainbow Dash. Woo!" Everypony just shook their heads. What a strange being, he just knew that’s what they were thinking. DJ has gotten those exact responses many, many times. "Oh, by the way, Twilight? I hope you aren't too mad about me accidently destroying your books. I still would very much like to stay here and I am very sorry for it," DJ say rubbing the back of his head in shame and embarrassment.

"It's alright, DJ, I forgive you… this time. You did save Pinkie from having a sword go right through her eye! That would have been just awful! The vision of that may haunt me for a while," she said shaking a little at that.

"Thanks, Twilight. But you shouldn't be so afraid of my swords. They actually are pretty clean as most any wound that would be caused by them would be instantly cauterized. That's why I like them, it is a very civilized weapon. And just to make sure it doesn't happen again, I think I should turn down the power and flip the safety switches on," DJ says while adjusting a few nobs on the blades. That would have been the smart thing to do before I got here! Stupid oversights; screwin’ me over every damn time.

"Thanks for the clarification, but it still is a bad image to see your friend dead in front of you. I think that whatever makes those things safer around other ponies would be a god idea," responds the magic princess.

"Yeah I guess that would be pretty terrible. I know I would never want to see you hurt like that." Did she just blush a little. Huh, weird. "So, Pinkie, do I get party?" DJ asks turning to the party pony.

"Of course silly! I think I will throw you the best 'Welcome to Our Universe' party ever! I'll invite everypony in Ponyville, I just know that they would love to meet a new friend!" Pinkie was bouncing with excitement.

"You need any help with that, Pinkie?" said Vinyl, who DJ had just noticed was still in the room this entire time. He sure hoped she didn't hate him for nearly killing one of her friends. Though, he was pretty sure she might not like him very much for this next part.

"Hey, Pinkie, Vinyl? Do you think maybe you could let me handle the music for my party?" DJ asked a little nervous. He was asking the greatest DJ in Equestria to NOT perform at a Pinkie Party. DJ had no idea how that would go down.

"That actually would be pretty cool. After hearing what you sung earlier, I think that I'm down to hear so more!" said Vinyl. Thanks for the support girl. DJ offered her a fist bump, which she gladly accepted with her hoof.

"Okie, dokie, lokie. That will be great! More music from another world! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST. PARTY. EVER!" yelled Pinkie, causing Twilight to glare at her. They were still in a library after all.

"Don’t you mean ‘yet’?” asked DJ with a grin. Pinkie looked back at him with a knowing smile.

“I just hope you guys enjoy Country music. It the preferred genre for this country-hearted, city boy after all," DJ said trying to use a southern accent. Wondering why he was trying to use an accent? Because DJ is from Nebraska (Midwest of the USA for those who don’t know geography) and in NE the accent is… that they completely lack one! I am completely serious on this! Ask any one and you will see. Trust me on this.

"Wait a second! You are a country fan?" questioned the farm mare. DJ guessed she couldn't believe that this much awesomeness was a country boy at heart. Hey, anything with a good beat, I can get behind that!

"Of course Applejack! I grew up listening to it on an almost daily basis. It is, in my opinion, the best music genre there is. Each song is special and brings out different and unique emotions. I may never have grown up on a farm like you, but that doesn't stop me. Actually, I think it would good for me to work on your farm while I am here, that is if you were willing to give a new friend a chance?" DJ really had never worked on a farm before, but he thought the experience would definitely be good for him.

"Well, I think something could be arranged for ya," she replied with a newfound pride in the new creature.

"Great, by the way, you wouldn't happen to have one of your famous apples on ya, would ya? I haven't eaten today, I want my first food in Equestria to be the greatest apples on the planet. Anypony would know that those can only be found at Sweet Apple Acres." DJ really did believe that they were the greatest on the planet, boy was he wrong.

"Thank ya kindly for that," she said rubbing her hoof against her leg and blushing a little. "But, I doubt they are the best on the planet. Best in Ponyville, maybe, but I don't boast that highly. Here ya go! First one is on the house!" she said tossing him a nice shiny red apple. It looked amazingly delicious. DJ took a single bite out the apple, chewed it, and swallowed. He stopped right there. His eyes glazed over at the taste. These apples were definitely not the best on the planet. THESE WERE THE SINGLE GREATEST APPLES IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!

"Applejack, I am only going to say this once, so you had better listen up!" She leaned in closer, a little worried about what he had thought her product. "Applejack, THESE ARE MOST AMAZING APPLES I HAVE EVER EATEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!! The flavor, the crunch, I feel like I am fruit heaven!!" he said falling back for dramatic effect. Applejack was blushing furiously at his outburst and definitely saw this new creature in a new light. Maybe this critter ain't so bad after all, AJ thought to herself.

"Alright, DJ! Your party is all set up! We are just waiting on the guest of honor!" said the pink mare behind him.

"Wait, when did you even leave?" DJ asked finally confused with the mare.

"I left a while ago silly. I just so excited about this party that I had to get started on it right away. Everypony is already there, even Discord showed up. Oh by the by, I checked my schedule and we can begin our lessons on Monday at 10!"

"Oh cool! I will be there! Come on girls, A PARTY AWAITS!" he shouted

"Wait, what lessons is she talking about?" asked his new land mare.

"Oh! Trust me you'll find out. Sooner or later." DJ had keep some mysteries. It's a part of my charm! (What little there is, anyway). "ANNND where do you two think you are going?" he asked seeing two princess slowly walking away.

"We are returning to Canterlot. It has--," Celestia started.

"No you're not. You are going to this party even I have to drag your royal flanks there!" DJ interrupt, feeling a little smug and upset. These two were skipping out on his welcome party? Nuh uh. Not gonna happen, sisters!

"Who art thou to tell us what we are to do and not do? We are not children!" replied an angry Luna. May haps this human will not get his night after all, she thought to herself.

"Maybe so, but you just survived being incased in a thousand year old plant and helped in rebuilding an entire town. You BOTH need this more than you know. C'mon! This will be just what you need! I just know you are gonna have fun!" Oh the plans he had planned. Trust me, this will be a night to remember.

"Oh, I suppose one party wouldn't hurt, don't you agree Luna," said Celestia, trying to back him up.

"Alright, then," Luna said in a huff. "If you say so, sister. We shall go to the party."

"Come everypony, a partying we will go! TALLY HO!" With that 6 mares, 3 Princesses, and one smiling human were off to Sugar Cube Corner.

Whoops; wrong locale! Turns out that DJ would have to wait until later to go to Sugar Cube Corner. Since Pinkie decided that the entire town of Ponyville had to attend his "Welcome to Our Universe" party, it had to be held at Applejack's barn. That's the way the cookie crumbles, he supposed. It was going to be a decent walk to Sweet Apple Acres, so DJ decided to pass the time with his usual, talking! "So, would you girls mind answering a few questions of mine?" he asked, hoping to figure a few things out about his new home.

"Depends on the questions, I suppose," said Twilight, speaking for the group.

"Well, I'll try not to ask anything inappropriate. I do have a question for you Rainbow Dash," he said turning his head toward said pegasus.

"Ask away! I'm an open book," said the cyan Pegasus flying in front them. DJ hoped she wasn’t still upset about the whole "spy" thing, but decided that she would get over it...eventually. I hope!

"Well, I hope this isn't too over-the-line, but is Scootaloo an orphan?" DJ was very wary of this question. He definitely had mixed feelings on this subject and hated to be blunt about it, but he felt it would just be easier to get it off his chest. That question definitely threw off Rainbow, as she nearly plopped on the ground in shock.

"W-What? Why would you even ask something like that!?" she screamed, anger obvious in her voice. "Of course Scootaloo has parents! Why wouldn't she?"

"Well, remember how I said that the show was not very invasive and didn't show much of your personal lives?" He got a couple of nods in response, so he continued. "One of the things left out was that Scootaloo was never shown having parents. They never appeared on the show. As such, many fans started to believe that she was orphan and things kind of spiraled out of control from there," DJ said with an upset face. He really hoped they wouldn't ask anything more than that on this subject. Of course, he was wrong. You know, sometimes I just have the worst luck. Ever hear of the ‘Parker luck’? Well, I got the ‘DJ luck’!

"What do you mean 'spiraled out of control?' Did something worse come out of this?" asked Rainbow, worry starting to appear on her face. She definitely cared deeply for her number one fan. He did not want to tell her the truth, but just couldn't bring himself to lie to these ponies. They were willing to give him a chance and he was not going to ruin that with dishonesty.

"Yeah, something worse did come out of those thoughts. The beginnings of the orphan theory eventually led to what is known as 'Scootabuse'. Which is the theory that Scootaloo is the product of an abusive home or abused at the orphanage. I never enjoyed those stories accept the ones that led to her being adopted by you, Rainbow, or some other kind pony. Those ones definitely tugged at the heartstrings." Rainbow looked appalled at the idea of Scootaloo being abused, but softened about the idea her being adopted into a good home. "I was just hoping those stories were just rumors. I am really glad that she has a loving home." Then he got his own shock. Rainbow suddenly flew into to him and got glomped. DJ stood there in shocked silence that Rainbow Dash was hugging him openly in front of her friends and the Princesses, who had their own shocked expressions. Whether this was from his description of Scootabuse or Rainbow’s sudden hug would never be known. This was definitely awkward. The hug only lasted a couple seconds, but DJ could tell that Rainbow was certainly more trusting of him.

"Well that was new," DJ said trying to get his senses back. "But that subject does bring me to you Applejack." The orange mare looked up at him with a questioning face.

"Annnnd what would that be?" she asked.

"Similar to Scootaloo, your parents have also never made an appearance. As such, most fans believed that your parents died, possibly years, prior to the start of the series. Which was when you six faced Nightmare Moon and defeated her with the Elements, by the way. So, I was just wondering if your parents were still around, too." DJ was rubbing the back of his head in nervous shame. He hated asking them these things as they were massively personal. DJ just wanted to know so that he didn't accidently bring it up at a later date and make them angry.

"There's no need to be nervous, sugar cube." Yes! She called me 'sugar cube,' another thing off the list! "I can understand, seeing how you know nothing about our personal lives. Plus, your eyes are showing pure honesty, which I can certainly understand. Yes, my parents are still alive, but they are always traveling and helping out the other Apples around Equestria. We don't see much of them, but they always stay in touch with letters every month. Last we heard, they were in Appleloosa helping with the harvest," she explained. DJ definitely felt better now.

"Whew, that is a load off my chest. I am really glad that those were just awful rumors. It makes me feel a lot better knowing my friends don't have those issues hanging over their heads." DJ really was happy. Those kinds of things should never happen to good peop...er ponies. Dang, vernacular! This could take a while.

"Well, that warms my heart, DJ. Knowing you care so much about us. Even though, we only just met," Applejack beamed at the human walking beside her.

"I just hate it when terrible things happen to those who don't deserve it. Just makes my stomach churn," DJ said with look of disgust on his face, tongue sticking out.

"Hey, wait, what about the rest of us? What about our parents?" asked Rainbow who looked a little miffed at being left out of the conversation.

"Well, let’s see,” said DJ thinking back on all of the episodes he watched. “Twilight’s parents appeared a few times in the show, never spoke, though. Pinkie's appeared in a flashback about when she got her cutie mark. Rarity's and Sweetie Belle's parents appeared once when they dropped Sweetie off to stay with her while they took a trip to who-knows-where. I already mentioned fan's thoughts on AJ." The others were giving him strange looks, just trying to understand what he was saying, DJ guessed. "But, yours and Fluttershy's parents have never made an appearance at all."

"Then why didn't you ask if we were orphans?" Rainbow oh so rudely interrupted.

"I was getting to that. The most common theory is that since you two are pegasi, everyone just assumed that your parents were living in Cloudsdale. This was accepted mostly due to the both of you having your own homes."

"Oh. I guess that makes sense." Rainbow had a sheepish smile on her face. She must have realized she overacted a little when he hadn't asked about her. “Those rumors are true, so ya know.”

“Good to know,” he responded with a smile.

"Hey, we're here!" said their bouncing, pink companion.

"Ready, DJ?" asked Twilight. He turned to see all of his new friends had calming smiles on their faces. That certainly put him at ease, but DJ was still nervous.

"I don't know Twilight," DJ said choosing to be honest about his feelings. "This is gonna be a new experience for me. I never really have had a party thrown for me, except when I graduated from high school, but that was just mostly family who were there."

Pinkie looked saddened by this little revelation of his. She really was caring of her friends. "Never?! What about your birthdays?" she asked.

"Even those; it was usually just my family going to a movie and then dinner. Same thing every year. I didn't have a lot of friends back on Earth so I could never really have big parties." Sad, but true.

Pinkie had a few tears in her eyes, but she wiped them away as fast as they appeared. "Well, now you have lots of friends and I promise that you are going to love your party, even if it's not a surprise." DJ smiled down at his soon-to-be teacher. She really did know how to put a friend at ease.

"Alright Pinkie. I'm ready. Let's party up!" Together we barged through the barn doors and were welcomed to stares of the many ponies of Ponyville. DJ recognized a few of the background characters that had become famous from the show, but most he had no idea who they were. DJ hoped Pinkie doesn't expect him to learn everypony's name. He didn't think that would be possible.

"Greetings my little ponies," said Celestia as she trotted in front of the human. "This strange being is the purpose of this celebration. His name is DJ and he does not mean any harm. He has been granted special permission by the Princesses of Equestria to live here in Ponyville among you. We have had a chance to get acquainted and I assure you that he is a kind and friendly being. I trust that you all give him a chance for your friendship. And now for him to speak to you," she said stepping back to allow DJ to speak before the town.

"Hello. It is nice to meet everyo...uh...everypony." Smooth DJ. Smooth. "As Princess Celestia said, my name is DJ and I, well, come in peace." Stupid, stupid, stupid. "I really look forward to meeting you all and I hope that we really can be friends." DJ decided to stop there before he made a bigger fool out himself. Thankfully the crowd seemed at ease with what had been said. Pinkie decided now was the best time to bring the party....canon!

"Okie, dokie everypony! LET'S PARTY!" Confetti and streamers went everywhere and the music began.

DJ decided to mirror her actions and yelled himself. "LET'S PARTY!!"

***Sometime later...***

The party was in full swing. Initially, DJ was hanging out with the mane six, but they slowly drifted into the crowd. The girls went off to talk with other friends and DJ met a few of the townsponies. No pony he really recognized, though Dr. Colgate did ring a bell; couldn't quite place it, though. DJ was definitely having a good time, especially when Discord slithered himself over to him to chat. Nearly jumped when he appeared on his shoulder, though.

"Good evening, DJ! Enjoying your party?" asked the draconequus in greeting.

"Oh yeah! This is great! I don't think I have ever been this happy. Glad you were able to make it Discord, you looked really busy last we met," said DJ in response.

"Oh, I just had a few things to take care of, but I would never miss a friend's party. That would be just rude. Any plans for this party, my friend?" he asked with a mischievous smile.

He looked really happy after saying friend. DJ thought his newfound friendship with Discord did actually make the chaos lord happy. Cool! "Yeah, actually. I was planning on using the parting gift Genie gave me to show these ponies my world's music."

"Oh! You know Genie as well? He is quite the generous chap."

"Wow, small multiverse,” DJ said with a smile. “Yeah, I know him. I asked if we could be friends after he granted my wishes. He looked just as surprised as you were when I asked you."

"Well, we all powerful beings have to stick together, but we usually do not have many friends. You understand, right?”

"Yeah, I get it. Just glad I could help. I am really happy he gave me that 'fourth wish’, I suppose. Hope he didn't get in trouble for it," DJ said rubbing his chin in thought.

"AH! That is what he was talking about earlier. Yes, he mentioned a fourth wish being granted to a new 'friend’. I didn't think he was serious, but now it makes sense. No, he did not get in trouble, considering you asked for it as a way to better blend in with the populace. That is a part of his job, too."

DJ felt relieved that he hadn't gotten his mystical friend in trouble and a little proud that he had outsmarted the rules. Yay me! "That's good to hear, but I hope that my music goes over well." DJ was pretty nervous. That 'Discord' song he did earlier was only in front of his new friends and he wasn't so sure about doing it in front of the crowd.

"What is wrong, my friend?" Discord asked, concerned about him.

"Well, I don't know if the other ponies will be able to play the other instruments." Yeah, he lied, but DJ didn't want to worry Discord with simple stage fright. Didn't seem right, plus it was a legitimate concern. "I know this world has musical magic, but I assume that it only goes so far."

"Oh, is that all? I can easily take care of that!" He snapped his talon and suddenly five mini-Discords popped into existence.

"Helloooo, helloooo, helloooo, helloooo, helloooo! HELLOOOO!" Holy crap! A barbershop quintet, they exist!

"Whoa! Who are these fine fellows?" Life lesson: Always resort to the British accent when being formal, puts everyone at ease!

"These are mini-mes; my sons you could say. Consider them a gift. They should be able to help you with anything you need; musical or otherwise. Plus they are portable." He had a huge smile on his face. DJ felt good that Discord felt happy.

"It's great to meet ya boss!" said the largest of the five. Each one was only a few inches different in height. From about 4' 5" on down. DJ guessed the largest was the leader and it turns out he was right.

"Boss?" They nodded feverishly, all smiling. "I like it! Nice to meet ya guys. Wait, what do you mean portable?" As soon as he asked, the five of them suddenly were sucked into his left-back pocket of his jeans. "Woah! Can you guys hear me?"

"Loud and clear boss! Whenever ya need us, just call!" they called out.

"Cool! Thanks guys.” DJ then turned back to the main-draconequus with a big grin. “Thanks Discord. This is awesome! You are an amazing friend. We need to go hang out some time! It'll be amazing, I just know it!"

"Sure thing DJ! But, I think it will have to wait a while, the princesses have put a lot on my plate as of late. I fill up one building with raspberry filling by accident and suddenly I’m on lockdown. Yeesh!  But, we will definitely go spread our chaos soon!" he said with a manic smile. DJ now wanted to know about this raspberry-filled building, but it would have to wait.

"Awesome. Thanks again, dude. Oh, speaking of, I think it's time to give these ponies some good old-fashioned Earth music!" He waved a farewell to his friend and bounded toward the stage.

Pinkie was there waiting for him with a guitar in hoof. She hoofed the guitar to DJ. "This is for tonight, try not to break it!" Her smiles were infectious!

"I promise; this is not that kind of music. Hey, guys I need you to set up. Do you know what to do?" he called to his pocket. DJ’s backup flew out, instruments in hand. How big is my pocket?!

"We know what to do boss. All you need to do is start and we will know what to do. Mental link and all that," said the leader.

"Nice. You guys set up and I’ll go get the crowed all hyped!" DJ headed on stage, microphone in hand. "HEY THERE PONYVILLE! This is your new local human, DJ, speaking. Wondering what I am doing up here? Well, you all are in for a treat. I am going to share my world's music with all y'all and I just know that you are going to love it. So before we begin, I got a question for ya. What is the number one thing you have to do at a Pinkie party?" This was all a part of the plan. The ponies began to look around trying to understand what this strange creature was asking. "Come on, somepony must know," he egged on. DJ saw a hoof rise up. "You, sir!"

"EAT DELICIOUS SWEETS?" ask/answered the stallion.

"While, that is important and also completely true, that is not number one. Anypony else?" Come on, one of them had to know. "You, there?"

"MINGLE WITH FRIENDS?" said the mare he pointed at.

"Another good point, but no. Somepony else?"

"HAVE A GOOD TIME?" a voice called out over the crowd.

"Who said that?" DJ yelled. The crowd parted to show a grey Pegasus mare with a gold colored mane with wonky eyes. NO WAY! "What is your name, miss?" No one was quite certain what her name was back on Earth, so now it was time to confirm.

"It's Ditzy, Ditzy Hooves, but everypony calls me Derpy. Don't know why, though." Now there was confirmation.

"Well, what would you like to call me, dear?" DJ couldn't hold back his smile, no matter how hard he tried.

"Ditzy, if you don't mind!" She looked relieved that somepony had asked her what she wanted. DJ was a little disappointed that he couldn't call her ‘Derpy’, but it’s her name, not his.

"Well, Ditzy, you are correct! The number one thing to have at a Pinkie party is to have a good time. SO, ARE Y'ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME?" he yelled out to the crowd.

"Yeah!" some answered back.

"Couldn't hear ya! ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?"

"YEAH!" More that time, but he needed everypony.

"That was good, but you can do better! ARE WE HAVIN' A GOOD TIME?"

"YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!" Now that was what he was looking for.

"That's right! WE'RE....HAVIN' A GOOD TIME!!!"

Cinderella put your shoes on

We’ll be out past midnight

Tell your sisters they can lock the door

It’s gonna be one hell of a night

We’ll be poppin tops, shots and rockin with the radio

Tailgate dancin and postin up the video

Redefining the good time

Crossing boundary every line

When we’re under big city lights and backcountry roads

The good time comes easy

We don’t need a Saturday night to throw down

Or for good southern whisky to go down

Just a cool bunch of friends with y’all right here

If we’re lucky we won’t burn the place down

Havin a good time

Havin a good time

Drinks flowing it won’t be long

Til everybody’s singing along

String top girls cut up jeans and curls

Dancin in the back of my truck

With their real rough boys making lots of noise

Screaming everybody I wanna rock

When we’re under big city lights and backcountry roads

The good time comes easy

We don’t need a Saturday night to throw down

Or for good southern whisky to go down

Just a cool bunch of friends with y’all right here

If we’re lucky we won’t burn the place down

Havin a good time

Havin a good time

The guitar solo was what really worried DJ, but once he hit it, it came so naturally. DJ’s smile just kept widening as the solo grew and grew with the crowd cheering. When he opened his eyes, which had closed to concentrate, he noticed that his first friends had their muzzles agape at his skill. Genie, I owe you, BIG time!

When we’re under big city lights and backcountry roads

The good time comes easy

We don’t need a Saturday night to throw down

Or for good southern whisky to go down

Just a cool bunch of friends with y’all right here

If we’re lucky we won’t burn the place down

Havin a good time

Havin a good time

"What did ya think?" he called to the crowd. DJ got a tremendous cheer in response. Searching around, DJ saw his friends. They were still shocked at what his musical abilities, but there was also pride in those eyes. He knew he had to keep going! "READY FOR MORE?" Another cheer went up, friends included. "WELL WHO AM I TO DISSAPOINT? LET'S GET SOME DRINKS GOIN!" As he started up, he saw Rainbow beaming as a large mug of cider was pushed her way. Figures!

Pullin’ up now oh the parking lots full

Gonna ride that cow with a Dallas bull

Everybody in the ATL is comin’

DJ’s got those speakers thumpin’

Got a black Ford not a white Mercedes

Walkin’ in the front door checkin’ out the ladies

My buddy says hey boys I'm buyin’

The hottest girl in here's givin’ me the eye and.

Everybody knows, it’s gonna be one of those

I can drink to that all night

That's the stuff I like

That's the kind of party makes you throw your hands up high

'Bout to tie one on talkin gone gone gone

Turnin' all the wrongs into rights

I can drink to that all night

Workin’ on the sweet thing sittin' on a bar stool

Doin’ shots of Jack girl gonna take it old school

Singin' hell yeah to every song their playin'

Do ya wanna dance? Baby I'm just sayin'

Everybody knows, it’s gonna be one of those

I can drink to that all night

That’s the stuff I like

That’s the kind of party makes you throw your hands up high

Bout to tie one on talkin’ gone gone gone

Turnin’ all the wrongs into right

I can drink to that all night

Yeah, I can drink to that all night

Take your cup fill it up

You can’t raise it high enough

Take your cup fill it up

You can’t raise it high enough

Everybody knows, it’s gonna be one of those

I can drink to that all night

That’s the stuff I like

That’s the kind of party makes you throw your hands up

I can drink to that all night

That’s the stuff I like

That’s the kind of party makes you throw your hands up high

Bout to tie one on talkin’ gone gone gone

Turnin’ all the wrongs into right

I can drink to that all night

I can drink to that all night

I can drink to that all night

Take your cup fill it up

You can't raise it high enough

Take your cup fill it up

You can't raise it high enough

Take your cup fill it up

You can't raise it high enough

Take your cup fill it up

You can't raise it high enough

"MORE! MORE!" the audience chanted. They were really into this.

"Wow, you ponies are pushy! Can you keep going guys?" DJ said with his hand over the microphone over to the Discords.

"I think we got enough in us for one more," replied his lead back up. They must be using a lot of magic to keep up. DJ didn't want to push them too hard after just coming into existence. One more, shouldn't hurt, though.

"Alright. WE GOT ONE MORE FOR YA! HAVE SOME CLASSIC COUNTRY MUSIC EVERYPONY!"

They come from the wrong side of the track

Born a breed apart

Can't tie em up, can't pin 'em down

Always clinging to some old star

They chase that restless spirit

Wherever the four winds blow

There's another dream

Just around the bend

Renegades, Rebels and Rogues

Renegades, Rebels and rogues

Eyes of fire, hearts of gold

They ramble till they drop

Gamble till the money runs out

They'll take any wrong direction

‘Cause it's in their blood to know

That all roads lead to another road

For Renegades, rebels and rogues

Daughters love em', Daddies hate em'

Mamas don't understand

Whenever life deals em' down and dirty

they just play another hand

And theres a place in heaven

for those wild and kindred souls

But they'll be raising hell till then

Renegades, Rebels and Rogues

They'll take any wrong direction

‘Cause it's in their blood to know

That all roads lead to another road

For Renegades, rebels and rogues

"THANK YOU PONYVILLE! LET'S ENJOY THE REST OF THE PARTY, ALRIGHT?" DJ got a massive applause in response. His new life had just begun with a blast of a party, and he couldn't be happier. That was until he got his hands on some of Pinkie's cupcakes!