What the hay just happened? I remember talking to the ponies about Earth, I said something about chaos, and then 'blank.' Did something hit me? No, wait something appeared in front of me, right? But what was it? It looked like a creature made up of every other...creature...OMGOSH DISCORD!! DJ’s mind was slowly coming to, until the realization hit him of what happened. His eyes shot open and was back up on his feet, vampire style, and tried to focus. After a moment, DJ’s eyes finally focused, looking around the room he could see that his new pony friends had looks of worry on their faces. DJ then turns his head and right in front of the human’s face is the lord of chaos himself! "OH MY GERSH IT'S DISCORD!" DJ said in a whispered shout.

"Well, that is definitely the not most common reaction to my presence. Although, I don't think I have ever seen a creature like you before! You must be so chaotic!" Discord says leaning in to look me directly into the eyes with a deranged look of curiosity.

DJ said the first thing that came to mind, "Want to be friends?"

Holy crap! I surprised Discord! The look on his face when I asked that, *gasp*, priceless! The shock and awe and questioning look was amazing. "Pardon? Did I hear you say that you wanted to be friends, even though I scared you into unconsciousness? Are you mental?"

"To answer the last question, it is quite possible, but I have never had a mental examination, so I have no idea. To the first, you did not scare me, per say. What just happened was something that has never happened to me before and I thought it would never happen." The looks DJ got after saying that practically begged him to continue, so he did. "I was freakin’ star stuck! The amazing lord of chaos, Discord, is right in front of me! Who wouldn't want to be friends with you? You would be the perfect friend to go on adventures with! “GASP*! We can spread chaos together!!"

"You were star struck? For me?" he asks suspiciously.

DJ shook his head amazingly fast. "YEAH! You are awesomeness!"

"And you really want to be friends and spread chaos together?"

"Uh huh! We could be amazing friends!" Wow! What the hay is wrong with me? I have always been terrible at making friends and what do I do when I meet two interdimensional beings? Ask to be their friends. This is new, but I think I like it. Must be the magic of Equestria.

"Well, I suppose I shouldn't shut down a fan's friendship. I will be your friend, strange creature!" says Discord with a manic smile.

"AWESOME! Oh, woops. The name is DJ, Discord. It is an honor to meet you." He even bowed a little. Discord beamed at the human, looking happy at having a new friend. The ponies, however, were showing various levels of shock and fear. Celestia, Luna, and Twilight all had their jaws on the ground (Is it bad to feel proud about doing that to them?) and Rarity was on her famous fainting couch. AJ and RD were completely stunned. Fluttershy, though, was looking at him with pride. DJ figured she was happy that Discord made a new friend, even if it was with some strange creature she knew nothing about.

Well, time to make a mental checklist (Twilight would be proud of this, I just know it):

1) Travel to Equestria: check

2) Meet the Mane Six: check

3) Meet the Princesses: check

4) Make friends: surprisingly, check!

5) Beg for dreams to come true:  not check. TIME FOR BEGGING!

"Well ponies, now that we are all introduced, perhaps I could ask a few things?"

"And what is it that you would like ask of us?" questioned Celestia. Ah, a mother's lovely voice filled with suspicion. Just gives me so much hope. NOT!

"Well, if Twilight has no problems with it, I would like to stay here in the library as a home. Now before anypony says anything, I will pull my own weight. I will not just mooch off my favorite princess, that would be just plain rude! Plus, staying here would allow me to easily learn more about Equestria! I'm pretty sure that with this many books I could keep myself busy on my down time."

"Favorite princess, hmm?" asked Celestia with a sly grin and narrowed eyes.

Oh crap, DJ screwed himself with that big time. "I'm quite willing to beg for you to let me stay here! With Twilight's permission, of course. Maybe we could learn more from each other? I am from another world, after all. Two academics like ourselves should have many questions that need answering" DJ said all this with the most pleading smile he could muster. I really wanted to stay here! Libraries rock!

"You're an academic?" question Twilight. "And why would you want to live here in a library?"

"I like to consider myself an academic, yes. I enjoy gaining and spreading knowledge, so yeah. To answer you other question: WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE IN A LIBRARY!? This place is a cornucopia of Equestrian knowledge. Libraries are amazing, I have only been able to stay in some till late into the night. Actually living in one? That would the best thing ever!" In an instant, Twilight went from questioning and suspicion to smiling and proud. I think I just got a fan! And from a princess. Me thinks the win has been doubled!

"If Celestia and Luna, allow it, then I don't see why not." DJ immediately flung himself at the feet...hooves of the princess sisters.

"OH PLEASE, GREAT MERCIFUL PRINCESSES! PLEASE LET ME STAY HERE!" Not his proudest moment, but he was desperate! This was his dream world and DJ wanted to have it perfect. One way or another!

Celestia simply smiled warmly at him and said, "Alright then DJ, you may stay here with Princess Twilight." He looked at Luna, who simply nodded.

DJ let that process for a second. Processing... Processing... Statement Accepted... Forming Reply... Reply Created: "WOOHOO! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!" he quickly shut up, instantly realizing how loud that was. "sorry," he whispered not wanting to be kicked out so easily. Celestia only smiled at him again (surprisingly, it was not getting creepy; how does she do that). Then DJ remembered something important. How could I forget this?

"I just remembered something!"

"And that would be?" Applejack asked still very wary of him.

DJ ignored her and rushed to Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie! Is there a pony in town named Vinyl Scratch?" he asked with urgency in his voice. Pinkie simply nodded. "Great! Could you bring her here please? I need her help!"

"Okie, dokie, lokie!" and with that she was out the door. DJ pulled out his phone and activated the stop watch app and waited to see how long it would take for Pinkie Pie to return. Not very long, apparently! She was back, but this time was dragging a white unicorn with a spiky blue mane and very cool shades.

"Pinkie?! What gives? I was just walking along and then you just drag me to the library without saying...any…thing...what the hay are you?" said the very famous mare.

"Greetings, Miss Scratch. My name is DJ and it is an honor to meet you. Thank you very much, Pinkie Pie. Great time, too. Two point seven seconds, very impressive," DJ replies with an impressed smile.

"Sorry for taking so long, but Vinyl kept trying to stop me the whole way here," and with that she bounced away.

DJ decided to ask about that during their lessons. "I am very sorry for the interruption of your day Miss Scratch, but I would very much appreciate your assistance."

"Assistance with what?" she asked. Were all these ponies so suspicious? This could be harder than he thought.

"I wish to do a song for my new friend Discord and you are the only pony in Ponyville that has the equipment to help me."

"You are friends with Discord? I can see it." Well there went my self-esteem. "But what kind of song? I only do certain music. Also, call me Vinyl."

"Thank you, Vinyl. Instead of telling you, though, why don't let you listen to a little bit." DJ took his phone back out, plugged in the headphones and opened the music app. As he was doing this, the others were looking over his shoulders trying to figure out what he was doing. Twilight was the first to say anything of course. "What is that thing?"

"This is my iPhone. It is a very powerful device and allows me to use it many different ways. The greatest of which is that acts as a music player," DJ says trying not overcomplicate things.

They all had questioning looks. "How does that thang play music, it's too small and I don't see no needle?"

"It doesn't play records, Applejack. On my world, records were replaced with digital music. That means that the music plays from computers instead of record players. I will tell you all more at a later date, but I really want to get this done for Discord."

Twilight looked a little upset that new knowledge was right in front of her, but she couldn't know more until later. DJ ignored her trying to find the song that he needed. "Found it. Now Vinyl, I am going to put these in your ears so only you can hear the music," he explained as he put the headphones in her ears. "I am only going to play a small clip, but I know that with your talent, it should be no problem for you to replicate it." DJ hit play on the phone and could have sworn Vinyl's eyes widened. He would never know, however; sunglasses and all that. He stopped the music after a few seconds and took back the head phones. The musical unicorn gave him a wide smile and nodded, she knew what to do. "Great! So you'll help?"

"With a song like that? I would be crazy not to," she replies with a smug grin.

"YES! Attention all ponies, I want all of you to attend this show! I have a special song that I wish to sing for my new friend Discord!" DJ looks over and sees Pinkie had already retrieved all of Vinyl's equipment. I NEEDED to know how to do that. "This song was created on my world shortly after Discord was released in the TV show and was defeated. It does not portray my friend in any bad light, however, and I do believe that he needs to hear what we humans think of him back home. Ready, Vinyl?" DJ was trying to explain and hype up his new friends what he was doing so that there would be no questions. There was one, however, but not from who was expected.

"There is a song about me?" asked Discord a little suspicious.

"Yes, my chaotic new friend. And it is great."

"Alright, DJ! I am all set; just say the word," said by his musical associate.

"Then let's crank it up. Ponies and Discord prepare your selves." That's when it hit him. He has never sang a song before in his life! Whelp, too late now! He just had to hope the genie came through for him. Of course he did, we're friends aren't we? *Gulp* I sure hope so. "Alrighty then, Vinyl START IT UP!

I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear

someone else is pulling at the strings

Something terrible is going down through the entire town

wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all

I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

"Dance with me Discord!" he yelled encouraging his friend to join him on stage. The song was about him, after all. Discord reluctantly came on up and they just had their fun from there! DJ could also notice Pinkie dancing along to the beat, encouraging the others to do so as well. He even saw Vinyl head-banging to the song.

I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go

Now the world is being torn apart

A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,

what a terrifying work of art!

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all

I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

The song ended perfectly and DJ was feeling pretty good about himself. His very first song in Equestria and he got everypony, save Celestia and Luna, to dance along! One song down, who knows how many more I'm gonna do, but I know there will be more. "So Discord, whadya think?" DJ asks with a smile

"I enjoyed myself very much, that song was quite marvelous. Very chaotic in nature. Ah to Tartarus with the formalities. I LOVED IT!" replied the chaos lord with a manic grin.

"Yes! I think this the beginning of an amazing friendship, Discord!"

"I do, too. Now I must be going, plenty of chaos to spread. Ta ta everypony and I hope to see you soon, DJ. Next time we must spread some chaos together!" He then disappeared with a 'pop' before he could respond. DJ was going to accept of course! Sounded like a lot of fun to him.

"HEY, what's this doohickey?" said a bubbly voice a little to my left.

DJ looked over not really sure what he was expecting, but what he saw made his smile disappear and his face pale. Pinkie Pie was holding one of DJ’s lightsabers, POINTED RIGHT AT HER EYE! He saw her hoof heading towards the activation switch. DJ knew that they worked as he tested them after making his wish and knew that were very powerful. He freaked!

"PINKIE PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!!" he lunged at her before she made the worst mistake of her life. The others were in shock that DJ had roared at Pinkie, but he was too fast to be stopped. He tried to wrestle the large cylinder from her grip. How strong was this pony? "LET IT GO, PINKIE! YOU'LL HURT YOURSELF!" DJ wasn't going to tell her that he didn't even feel strong enough to use them, yet. What you think you can just pick up a lightsaber and run with it? I wish, these things are powerful.

"NO! I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT DOES!" Pinkie screams as she continues to struggle with DJ.

"TRUST ME! NO YOU DON'T!" Then DJ heard the familiar noise from his favorite movie series. *snap-hiss* That was the sound he had dreaded. Somehow, one of them had brushed the activation switch on sword and DJ feared for the worst.  What made it worse was the collective gasp that came from everypony around them. DJ opened his eyes, expecting either him or Pinkie to be skewered. He saw Pinkie in front of him, still alive but staring off to her right. DJ looked and was shocked and glad at what I saw. Instead of either of the two of them, the blade had been pointed away from them and had skewered one of Twilights books right through the cover. Needless to say, the ponies were in shock that his device had killed a book. To make matters worse, the book then burst into flame from the heat. I hope that doesn’t become a habit.

DJ immediately deactivated the blade and stood up. Pinkie was just too scared to stand, probably realizing that she could have been that book if he hadn't intervened. DJ looked over at his new friends and said, "I have some explaining to do, don't I?"

With a stern glare, Celestia only said, "Yes, yes you do!"